Thursday, 20 September 2018

SOUTHEAST ASIA - Vietnam (4.1), Camboida (8), Thailand (17), Heading back to Bangkok after Caron left

 


VIETNAM (4.1), CAMBODIA (8) THAILAND (17)
1 September – 10 September 2018
6 Days – 702 km


 

VIETNAM (4.1)

 

2 September – Saigon, Vietnam – Svay Rieng, Cambodia – 125 km

Departing Saigon was on a Sunday morning and I hoped it would be an easy escape from sprawling Saigon. However, no such thing happened, and I ducked and dived through the traffic, ignoring traffic signs like a true Vietnamese. Eventually, Saigon disappeared in my rear-view mirror, and I caught one last ferry ride across a river. Unfortunately, another rough path was on the opposite side that later spat me out at the Vietnam/Cambodia border. However, the crossing into Cambodia was uncomplicated. Surprisingly, I was charged only the $30 visa fee and no extra, “for their children”!

I pushed on as I’d approximately 900 km ahead of me and only about a week to do it. In Svay Rieng, a $5 room turned out one of the worst ever encountered, but you get what you pay for and one can’t expect much when paying $5. Phew! Time to hunt down food and beer.

 

CAMBODIA (8)

 

3 September - Svay Rieng – Phnom Penh – 131 km

Cycling wasn’t particularly effortless as a headwind hampered my efforts considerably. Rice paddies rolled past rather slowly as I stuck to the main road in the direction of Phnom Penh. That said, there are always exciting things to see, and on this day, people made and sold flattened rice. At the beginning of the rice harvest, some rice is set aside to be specially prepared and eaten during certain Khmer ceremonies. Flattened rice can be eaten year-round but is often eaten during special family gatherings.

The rice is roasted in a wok, then put in a wooden cylinder and pounded using a large pole. After the pounding, the hull is separated and discarded. Flattened rice can be eaten dry as a snack (quite lovely); most families, however, add coconut milk, sugar and banana.

Eventually, my path crossed the Mekong River and I was surprised at the vast amount of water flowing downstream.

My arrival in Phnom Penh was in peak hour traffic and in a drizzle, not the best conditions to bike into hectic Phnom Penh. Nevertheless, I made my way to Grand View Guesthouse, where I met up with my lovely friends, Matt, Dan, Chop, Phillipe and Teresa. Copious bottles of red wine were consumed and I later stumbled to my room. Phew.

I surfaced late sporting a (not surprising) headache and knew I wasn’t going anywhere that day. The rest of the crowd was equally slow to emerge but were ready for a few beers by evening.

 

5 September – Phnom Penh – Kampong Chhnang – 108 km

After breakfast, I pedalled out of Phnom Penh, trying my best to stay off the busy main road. In the process, I came upon the most unusual temples, Wat Sowann Thamareach was one of them. I pedalled past carts laden with pottery, sold door to door. Finally, I popped into the Vipassana Meditation Centre, where one can enrol in meditation courses. I think one can also overnight there, but I pushed on. I was slightly behind schedule and pointed my bicycle in Kampong Chhnang’s direction along the busy and narrow main road. Barely 12 km from my destination, dark clouds gathered and I wondered if it would be possible to escape the storm. I picked up an unexpected tailwind and powered by the wind, flew towards Chhnang. Amidst roaring thunder and streaks of lightning, I rolled into Kampong Chhnang just as raindrops started falling and made it to a guesthouse by the skin of my teeth.

 

6 September – Kampong Chhnang – Pursat 98 km

Feeling lethargic, the day dragged on endlessly. I amused myself checking out the stalls selling bugs (a typical snack in Cambodia) as well as, to my horror, skinned Leopard cats. These beautiful wild cats are regrettably hunted as food and, I’m sure, will soon be on the endangered list. I was more than happy to cycle into Pursat, sporting a good enough room to overnight. Stalls at the market sold heaps of fried crickets and I thought I’d post the recipe if anyone is inclined to give it a go. Here we go:

Preparation

Before cooking crickets, you should place the insects in a refrigerator until immobilised. The cold air slows a cricket’s metabolism and prevents your food from hopping away.

Fried

Pan-frying crickets is quick and easy. Heat olive oil in a pan. Place the insects in the hot oil and fry until brown and crispy. Drain the crickets, season to taste (a pinch of pepper and a dash of soy sauce usually does the trick) and enjoy. You can eat it as a snack or serve it on a bed of rice or noodles.

 

7 September – Pursat – Battambang – 110 km

What a dreadful day of cycling. Not only was I into a headwind, but the route was in a horrible condition. It became best to ride on the no-man’s-land next to the road as it had been patched once too many times, making a rough and bumpy ride. The lack of a shoulder and traffic added to the horrendous conditions. If not in such a hurry, I indeed would’ve taken a rural track. Once in Battambang, I opted for Hotel Royal, which offered clean budget rooms.

 

THAILAND (17)

 

8-11 September – Battambang, Cambodia – Aranyaprathet, Thailand - 130 km

I realised I was out of time and caught a train to Bangkok as I still needed to take the bike for a service and fit a new tire. Catching a train with a bicycle was surprisingly easy. Once at Bangkok station, I biked the short distance to my usual guesthouse, leaving three full days to do laundry and take the bicycle to the bike shop. However, my rushed departure from Aranyaprathet was mainly due to me needing a Myanmar visa, a three-day process as Linda and I planned on cycling this fascinating country.

 

12 September – Bangkok

Linda landed in Bangkok, jet-lagged following a 27-hour long haul flight from Fort Lauderdale and a considerable amount of chatting and beer later; we turned in. 

Saturday, 1 September 2018

SOUTHEAST ASIA - CARON - Thailand (16.2) - Cambodia (7) - Vietnam (4) - 2018 - Caron


BANGKOK TO SAIGON
Thailand (16.2)- Cambodia (7) – Vietnam (4)
1 816 km – 29 days

2 August - 30 August 2018


MAP



 

PHOTOS - THAILAND (16.2)
PHOTOS - CAMBODIA (7)
PHOTOS - VIETNAM (4)



Thailand (16.2)

379 Km – 7 Days

 

 

2 August 2018 – Jomtien

Caron arrived in Thailand following an exceptionally long flight from South Africa via Singapore. We practically straightaway took a walk to the beach. A pleasant stroll along the ocean led to the night market where we drank the obligatory smoothie. Later, a few Chang beers were enjoyed before my jetlagged friend hit the sack.

 

3 August – Jomtien

Early morning, a short amble led to the beach to watch fishermen bring in their catch. Women not only had the job of selling what was brought ashore but prepared it right there, in case you liked your crab or fish already cooked. Caron was shocked at what was on offer, and I agreed seahorses shouldn’t be on the menu. After a swim in the ocean and noodle soup on the beach, Caron’s bicycle was reassembled, a job that went surprisingly smoothly. Then off to the bike shop to buy Caron a new pump and fit a headset extension - a move that would hopefully provide a more comfortable ride in the long run.

Lunch consisted of a typical red curry and spicy minced fish cooked in a banana leaf. Caron opted to have a homemade fruit salad consisting of rambutan, mango, mangosteen, passion fruit and banana. “Arroy mak mak,” as they say in Thailand.

By evening, we sought out the money changers before returning to the night market to do shopping and drink more smoothies.

 

4 August - Jomtien – 60 km

There wasn’t a great deal of rest as a decision was made to go the “no itinerary” route and thus wander off at random in the direction of Vietnam. As overnighting at temples was a real possibility, the Decathlon store was our first stop to purchase Caron a sleeping mat. At times, monks provided sleeping mats, but, in general, they avoid women like the plague and having one’s own mat was best to secure a decent sleep.

Our test ride through the countryside took us past substantial cassava plantations whilst sharing the path with broom and feather duster salesmen until reaching tiny of Ban Chak Ngaew. Ban Chak Ngaew is a community of Thai Chinese who still maintain their traditional lifestyle. A stand sold pineapples already cut accompanied by a sugar and chilli mix, unusual but surprisingly delicious on a hot day. The main street was lined with traditional Chinese wooden shophouses complete with ground floor shops and living quarters above. The nearby Hui Wei Sheng Niang temple is dedicated to a Hainan goddess worshipped by Hainanese worldwide.

Legend has it a fisherman named Pan, fishing out at sea, caught a block of wood which he threw back into the ocean. The next day he, nevertheless, caught it again. This repeatedly happened a few days, and Pan decided to take the block home. He felt the block had magical power and thus prayed to it, asking to be blessed with a great catch. He promised to build a temple to enshrine the wood if his prayers were granted. Pan’s prayer was granted, and he returned from his fishing trip, sporting a huge catch. Sadly, Pan didn’t have enough money to build a temple and forgot all about the promise made. The next day, his pigs became ill, and his neighbours saw a woman sitting on the branch of a longan tree near his house. This made him remember his promise, and on informing his neighbours of the incident, the community came together and raised funds to construct a temple and prayed for guidance as to where to build the new temple. Suddenly, a child came by and showed them where the temple should be constructed, and the first Hui Wei Sheng temple was built.

The temple was lovely, and the family taking care of it demonstrated how to ask for protection during our cycling trip. We lit a few incense sticks and banged the gong three times to alert the goddess of our wish. What a pleasant experience.

Our route took us towards the enormous Wat Yansangwararam temple complex. The complex is set in a vast park, housing several buildings of vastly different architectural styles, well-kept gardens, and a sizeable lake, making a peaceful setting. A steep staircase, flanked by a Naga balustrade, led to Wat Phra Phutthabat, the “temple of the Buddha’s footprint” which housed a footprint of Buddha, uncovered in Thailand in the 17th century. The place revealed a legend, but I’ll let it go this time as the story is becoming long-winded.

Our last stop was up a small hill, to the Khao Chi Chan (Buddha Mountain), a 109-metre tall carving of a seated Buddha on the side of a mountain. It made an impressive sight. A tailwind made easy returning to Jomtien to swim in the Gulf of Thailand, before a supper of green curry and Chang beer.

 

5 August - Jomtien - Nong Yai temple – 79 km

Woo-hoo, time to start cycling and I, was more than happy to get going and off to an unknown destination. Clearing the Pattaya City limits took the best part of the day. Luckily, our route soon spat us out on a considerably smaller path and amongst pineapple, coconut and rubber tree plantations. A stall sold cotton candy (roti saimai). Roti saimai (pronounced say may) is a Thai-style candy floss or cotton candy wrapped in a sweet roti. The thin silk strands are spun sugar and the strands usually come in a rainbow of colours. The crepe is very thin, and I understand the green is from pandan leaves. They were delicious and one couldn’t help but buy a whole bag full.

Still chewing on cotton candy, we stopped at a pineapple depo to watch workers load massive heaps of pineapples and were promptly given two large pineapples. Looking at each other in disbelief, we had no idea where to pack this generous gift. Finally, at our lunchtime noodle soup stop, one pineapple was gifted to the stall owner.

The remainder of the day was a pure pleasure, pedalling along an undulated section past rubber tree plantations where the cups had already filled with latex.

Tiny Ban Nong Yai was a typical small Thai village featuring wooden Chinese shophouses, mobile food carts, restaurants, and temples. On seeking permission from monks to sleep at the temple, they pointed us to a tiled undercover area. Good thing Caron bought a sleeping mat as a tiled floor can be hard. Supper consisted of minced pork topped by an egg, and I’d a distinct feeling the two farangs were the topic of conversation.

 

6 August - Nong Yai Temple – Sronlai Homestay – 62 km

The temple gong didn’t solely wake the monks and us, but the temple dogs, geese, chickens and birds. Taking the commotion, it was clearly time to wake up. Nevertheless, packing up remained a peaceful process listening to monks chanting their morning prayers. No doubt the monks were gifted a delicious pineapple.

Upon departing, the heavens opened. There was nothing to do but to continue until locating a stall to hide until the worse blew over. The stall owner was super welcoming and gave us a bunch of litchis, and on wanting to pay, she wanted nothing of it. The rain soon cleared, allowing us to continue. Our lack of breakfast made us feel nibblish. At the Bo Thong market, noodle soup was exactly what was needed and eaten to great enjoyment of the curious villagers.

The day turned out quite eventful as, on leaving Bo Thong, a massive bulge appeared along the wall of my tyre and a huge bang indicated the end of both tyre and tube. It happened in front of a simple eatery, and the immensely helpful stall owner gave me a lift on her motorbike to a motorbike/bicycle store. There I could purchase a new tyre and tube, albeit an extremely knobbly one. However, beggars can’t be choosers, and soon the new tyre was humming on the tarmac.

Stalls sold interesting snacks, as well as fruit. I couldn’t believe we bought a watermelon after our desperate attempt to get rid of the pineapples. The watermelon was tied on the back of Caron’s bike as the plan was on eating it later. A lovely ride led through dense forests and cashew plantations. On stopping to inspect this unusual fruit with its nut growing outside, the humble plantation owners came out to meet us. They were making charcoal and made time to show us the process. What modest and lovely people.

We encountered a few hills en route, typically featuring a shrine at the high point. These shrines were usually adorned with red Fanta soda bottles and a few flower garlands. Following taking a few pics in a rubber tree plantation, the next stop was at a dam. The dam had a lovely setting where one could camp and rent canoes, making a delightful end to an already enjoyable day.

 

7 August - Sronlai Homestay – Khao Chakan – 93 km

“We have to eat this watermelon,” Caron said, as she had no intention of carrying it an extra day. Breakfast was no doubt watermelon after which we followed a track via the dam wall, making a stunning morning ride. Dense forests lined both sides of the road, and butterflies and monkeys darted across our path while making our way through an elephant reserve. Regrettably, no elephants were spotted, merely dung, a sure sign they were in the vicinity.

The scenery was superb as we proceeded past bright-green rice paddies and water buffalo waddling in ponds left by recent rain. Fifty kilometres further, we stopped for our usual noodle soup lunch. Later, it started raining but as it was only a drizzle rain gear was donned before continuing to our planned overnight stop.

Despite the rain the ride turned out quite pleasant. On reaching Khao Chakan Forest Park, enough time remained to walk up to a cave via a near vertical staircase. Hundreds of monkeys played on the stairs and rocks, showing their agility. The stairs led to a massive hole in the mountainside, revealing stunning vistas of the surrounding landscape. The rain made the descent a tricky affair, wishing we were as agile as monkeys the walk down was a slow and careful one. Our accommodation was busses converted into guest rooms—quite a novelty. As always, when food shopping in the wake of a day of biking, far too much was purchased. Still, as the evening wore on, we miraculously managed to devour our entire supply of groceries.

 

8 August - Khao Chakan – Aranyaprathet – 85 km

Leaving our colourful bus accommodation, the way took us in the direction of Aranyaprathet where the plan was on crossing the border into Cambodia. Our chosen route ran through a highly rural area past old men herding water buffalo and village dogs attempting to give chase. Stopped at a small ice cream stall, about the entire community came out to greet us and little kids were unceremoniously dumped on Caron’s lap for a photoshoot.

A country lane led to Prasat Mueang Phai believed to be an ancient city dating from the Dvaravati era (6 - 11th century). According to what I read, Mueang Phai was a walled city that measured 1000 metres by 1300 metres and was surrounded by a 40-metre wide moat. Great was our surprise, therefore, to find simply a tiny heap of bricks and earth. However, this unsatisfactory discovery didn’t deter us. A short detour took us to Prasat Khao Noi believed built in the 12th century. This one was easier to find, and 254 steps later, we located the remains of three towers. Sadly only the middle one remained intact. In addition, an information board stated a lintel found on site dated to 637 AD but was quite likely re-used.

At the border town of Aranyaprathet, our laundry was handed in before rushing to the food vendors. The central pond and fountain acted as a night market and was surrounded by food vendors where one could pick from numerous dishes.

Dessert was “sankaya” or Thai pumpkin custard, a Thai-style pumpkin pie filled with lightly sweetened coconut milk and egg custard steamed inside a pumpkin. Quite delicious.

Ingredients

1 Kabocha squash (Japanese pumpkin)

10 Cups of water (for steaming)

4-5 Eggs

3/4 Cups coconut milk

1/3 Cup of coconut palm sugar

Pinch of salt

Pinch of cinnamon

1 tsp. vanilla extract

 

Preparation

Cut out the pumpkin like you would during Halloween. Cut out the top, remove all seeds and stringy insides.

In a mixing bowl, crack the eggs, add coconut milk, salt, cinnamon, vanilla and palm sugar. Stir well until the palm sugar is blended into the mixture.

Pour mixture into pumpkin.

Bring water to a boil in a steamer. Then place the pumpkin and the pumpkin lid inside the steamer basket. Don’t cover the pumpkin with the lid. Set the pumpkin lid in the steaming basket off to the side, so it cooks, too.

 

 

Cambodia (7)

954 Km – 16 Days

 

9 August - Aranyaprathet, Thailand – Roadside Guesthouse, Cambodia – 83 km

We cycled to the border where the border market and trade were already in full swing. The area was in complete chaos with traders in a mad rush to get to the market. We tried our level best to make our way through the hectic traffic. Eventually making it to the immigration office. After a quick stamp in the passport, we departed well-organised Thailand and entered a more chaotic Cambodia.

The entire way was congested with human-drawn carts, tricycles, three-wheeled motorcycles pulling heavily laden wagons, trucks, buses, and tuk-tuks all loaded to the hilt. It took weaving our way through dusty, bumper-to-bumper traffic, dodging barefoot monks and muddy puddles to the Cambodian emigration. A Cambodian visa came at $30 as per the embassy website. Hundred Thai Baht was nonetheless added to the price. (The Thai baht, I assumed, was what is known as “spreading the profit”)

From the immigration office, a good but dusty and congested ride took us east in the direction of Siem Reap. Numerous eateries lined the way and one such stall sold rice cooked in bamboo. Sticky rice is mixed with sugar, sweet red beans and coconut milk and then stuffed into cylinders of hollow bamboo. These tubes are then slow-roasted over coals, making a delicious snack.

The route made its way past bright green rice fields, wooden houses on stilts and friendly kids. Stopping to enjoy coconut juice was a fascinating affair involving meeting super-welcoming Cambodians. Wrinkly old ladies gave big toothless grins, and small kids shyly looked from behind their mother’s aprons at the two “farangs” (foreigners) in their midst. The day consisted of ambling along, marvelling at our new country, and passing men herding cattle and basic wooden houses where families were swinging in hammocks under stilted homes.

A sign pointed to a guesthouse, and to our surprise, we discovered a decent place offering a ground floor abode at $7. On taking a walk searching for a restaurant, we got plenty of stares and were observed with great interest. Even though no English was spoken, we managed to order food.

 

10-11 August - Roadside Guesthouse – Siem Reap – 85 km

Before heading to Siem Reap we first had coffee enjoying the fresh, morning air. The path was shared with broom and feather duster salesmen. Ornate temples jutted out forests and gave colour to paddy fields stretching as far as the eye could see. Fruit stands sold custard apples, and we bagged a few for the road. We biked on passing what we called “nursery carts” as these carts were stacked with plants and flowers, apparently heading to a market.

Our midday noodle soup stop caused a fair amount of interest from bystanders and people brought children to be photographed. Though, I’d a feeling the kids weren’t all comfortable with their new role as models.

Overcast weather and a tailwind made effortless pedalling, past water buffalo enjoying muddy puddles left by the previous night’s rain, and past ramshackle shops selling cigarettes and petrol by the litre. A market sold deep-fried snakes, frogs, and crickets. Caron couldn’t face trying these delicacies, and I merely tried the snake served with salt and lemon but thought it dry and tasteless.

Siem Reap was a bustling town swarming with tourists. It thus came as a shock to see the hordes of foreigners, fancy hotels, and upmarket eateries following a week in the countryside.

The next day was spent exploring world-renowned Angkor Wat, a fascinating experience.

 

12 August - Siem Reap – Sroyorng Koh Ke Guesthouse – 116 km

Cycling out of Siem Reap, I was surprised to witness child labour. Small kids on bicycles collected empty bottles to recycle. Being Sunday, I hoped they attended school during the week. Once out of touristy Seam Reap, the road deteriorated, making a bumpy ride through potholes filled from the previous night’s rain.

Rather than taking the highway, we opted for a significantly smaller route, hoping it would lead to the Mekong River. The ride turned out to be exciting along a dirt track and through the utmost of rural areas. Villagers still farmed in primitive ways, lived in nipa huts, obtained water from wells and chewed paan. Ox-drawn carts carted wares, rice was milled in backyards, and rice paper (used in Vietnamese rice paper rolls) were made by the entire family. Corn boiled in large pots at the roadside, and the aroma made it virtually impossible to cycle past. Unfortunately, our decision to buy what was on offer sent nearly the entire community in disarray. A few kids ran home, others giggled endlessly, but one brave soul remained and shyly served the two foreigners. The rain caught us no less than three times, each shower leaving us sopping wet with steam rising from our soaked bodies.

The area was nevertheless delightfully rural, kids played in rivers and jumped off bridges and did what kids do. Others were cutting rice in paddies, and village dogs made it clear this was their territory. A pleasant day by anyone’s standards made even more so by finding a guesthouse in a tiny nameless settlement.

 

13 August - Sroyorng Koh Ke Guesthouse – Chhaeb – 110 km

Child monks collected food as we biked out of the village. Our path twisted and turned through rural settlements where cattle and buffalo had the right of way. Like the previous days, our route was shared with two-wheel tractors pulling wooden trollies laden with produce or entire families. Friendly kids called “hello”, and pyjama-clad women waved us goodbye.

Motorbike salesmen were carting piglets in bamboo cages and others woven fish traps. But, highly fascinating was a mobile separating rice milling machine (not sure what it’s called). It went from house to house and separated the villager’s rice from the husk.

Fearful kids hid behind their mothers’ aprons and small dogs ran for their lives, only stopping once they reached the safety of their homes. This was a clear indication few foreigners ever ventured that way. The way ran amongst the ever-present luminous green rice paddies and past small kids, three up, on small bicycles. Finally, towards the end of the day, Chhaeb rolled into view.

Little English was spoken in those rural areas. Still, getting a bite to eat was easy. All one needed to do was repeatedly point your second and middle finger to your mouth (indicating chopsticks). What was served was often a surprise. This time, it consisted of a clear broth containing chicken feet, rice, and a meat dish that primarily included bones. What bones they were, remains a mystery. Still feeling slightly hungry, we stopped at a stall to pick up a noodle dish. Waiting, Caron ordered a boiled egg and to her horror, the egg turned out “Balut” - a half-developed duck embryo. Needless to say, the dogs enjoyed it.

 

14 August - Chhaeb – Stung Treng – 86 km

Our first stop was at a baguette stand. Cambodia’s traditional snack, Nompang (baguette), is filled with slices of pork, meatloaf, pickled carrots, papaya, and cucumber, topped with coriander and a pate spread. It’s delicious.

Then, on to our final stretch to the Mekong. It must be mentioned this was an extremely rural area where foreigners seldom ventured. Even though friendly, children were, for the most part, highly apprehensive and kept their distance. Vendors sold meagre supplies of petrol by the litre, and a few fruit and vegetables from their gardens. Also sold were birds and other wildlife in cages including a baby monkey who befriended a dog (as if they knew they were in the same boat as both were for sale).

Still, even the tiniest hamlet had a pharmacy and a small clinic, consisting of no more than a few bamboo woven beds. The beds weren’t unusual as, in general, people in southeast Asia sleep on woven rugs. Soon afterwards, it started raining. A ramshackle stall made a good cover and place for a tasty barbequed sausage and baguette snack. I considered it best not to enquire regarding the ingredients. Whilst waiting until the weather cleared, we watched ladies pounding rice to make tepung, a kind of rice flour. As in Africa, two women rhythmically pounded rice into fine rice flour in a large wooden trough using long poles, hypnotic and relaxing watching.

Crossing innumerable broad rivers and watching skilful fishermen cast their nets, the path crossed the Mekong River via the modern Stung Treng Bridge. The town sported several guesthouses and finding accommodation was straightforward. Although right in the market area, we were unsuccessful in finding food and eventually settled for a fried noodle dish from a Chinese restaurant.

 

15 August – Stung Treng – Krati – 142 km

Hou boude, hou,” Caron said when I told her the ride to Krati would be 140 kilometres, the next settlement along the Mekong. Unfortunately, the area didn’t offer a great deal in line of accommodation or even temples, and one had little option but to continue. A bumpy and potholed route led out of Stung Treng. Mercifully, about 40 kilometres later, a brand-spanking-new road, made riding far more comfortable. The weather was overcast, but a slight headwind slowed our pace.

Even though a challenging day, it remained a privilege and a pleasure to cycle past small settlements where cattle, bare-bum kids and buffalo had the run of the village. A lunch of fried rice from a roadside stall provided much-needed energy.

Basic wooden houses on stilts, welcoming Cambodians, and laundry flapping on fences became familiar scenes. For the best part of the day we’d our heads down as we pedalled across enormous rivers, past rice fields and forested areas until reaching Krati in a slight drizzle and fading light. Exhausted, and Caron with a sore behind, the Heng Heng Hotel, right on the Mekong River, was a welcome sight. However, no sooner settled in, a fierce storm rolled in, rattling windows and doors, and we couldn’t believe our luck. Once the storm had subsided, hunger pains drove us to a nearby restaurant where we could choose from an extensive range.

 

16 August – Krati

We woke to the sounds of the street and a view of the Mekong River. As we’d plans of tracking down the rare freshwater river dolphins, there was no rush to go anywhere. A walk through the market was as interesting and informative as all markets, and it gave a glimpse into the lives of ordinary Cambodians. Who said pyjamas was purely for bed? In Cambodia, this comfortable garment has evolved into all-purpose wear. Pyjamas were worn by Khmer women at all times of day - to markets, on the streets and even to restaurants. We, therefore, followed suit and Caron bought herself decent Cambodian pyjamas she planned on wearing riding.

A bumpy tuk-tuk ride dropped us where boatmen took people across a strong-flowing Mekong River to where we hoped to catch a glimpse of the river dolphins. Irrawaddy dolphins are distinctive in that, unlike nearly all species of dolphins with long noses and pointed features, the Irrawaddy species has a blunt nose and straight mouth, rounded tail and fins. In addition, they don’t jump like other dolphins, and one had to look closely to see them. It’s said that these dolphins are genetically related to the killer whale (orca). How interesting! Although called the Irrawaddy River dolphin, I understood that they are not actual river dolphins. Instead, they are oceanic dolphins living in brackish water near coasts, river mouths, and estuaries. It has established subpopulations in freshwater rivers, including the Ganges and the Mekong. These dolphins are highly vulnerable as the worldwide population appears around 7,000. Another interesting fact is that they are almost blind. They have tiny eyes and even lack lenses and can do little more than distinguish between light and dark. What a fascinating world we live in! Finally, with threatening weather, our boatman returned to the safety of the shore.

 

17 August - Krati – Police station – 83 km

From Krati, a narrow, rural track ran along the Mekong, a beautiful ride through small settlements on the river banks. Flooding is a way of life along the lower Mekong. In August/November, monsoon rains fill the river, spilling over into adjacent farmlands. Our route was chock-a-block with livestock, laundry and children; all brought to the elevated road for safety. If your house wasn’t on high stilts, things were sure to become wet. Schools, temples, mosques and even clinics were all under water. Yet, no one seemed stressed and kids enjoyed the abundance of water.

Pyjama-clad women sat in doorways nursing babies or playing with toddlers. At the same time, men on haunches fixed fishing nets and bamboo chicken cages. Eateries moved onto the slightly elevated road which made convenient pickings. The path meandered through the chaos until reaching where the map indicated a guesthouse. Regrettably, the place didn’t exist and at the temple, monks pointed us to another temple. The temple was a busy one occupied by child monks and village kids. Understandably, they were inquisitive, but this well-meaning attention was overbearing to us. In the process, a kind Cambodian offered accommodation in his house but, again, we found sharing sleeping quarters with an entire family too close for comfort and continued to where we came upon a police station. Helpful staff phoned the “director” who gave the necessary permission. After presenting our passports and lining up for a photo (which made us feel and look like two criminals), the staff pointed to a vacant office. Under scrutiny, we swept the office and rolled out our sleeping mats. Our every move was watched until we eventually indicated our need for privacy and our hosts returned to their office. Caron wasn’t too happy sharing our spot with frogs, crickets, grasshoppers and geckos and once they were gently helped outside, we settled in.

 

18 August - Police station – Kampong Cham – 48 km

Caron claimed she slept keeping one eye open, watching for our four-legged “roommates”. Following a photoshoot, we cycled south in the direction of Kampong Cham. Still early, we found villagers going about their daily tasks. Kids were off to school, and ladies in pyjamas sold fried dough from the back of bicycles, which made a great snack cycling.

Like the previous day, low-lying areas were flooded, sometimes only rooves of barns or houses could be seen. Kids loved it and had a ball playing with anything that would float. The slightest elevated areas were used to dry produce, cook or keep chickens and cattle out of harm’s way. As grazing areas were flooded, feed was collected elsewhere, and ladies on bikes carted animal feed. At the same time, men toiled the land using oxen. The river trail was one of my favourite rides, and thoroughly enjoyable as we made our way to sleepy Kampong Cham. The evening was spent strolling along the riverfront in the company of the people from Kampong Cham, as this was where they hung out at sunset.

 

19 August – Kampong Cham –Phnom Penh – 110 km

From Kampong Cham, a small track took us along the river and went past people living on barges; several even had small gardens. Ladies were dyeing silk (used in weaving) or were drying grasses in the sun. These colourfully dyed grasses made pretty pictures as well as beautiful mats. Salesmen stacked high sold wares from door to door and bicycles piled equally high with animal feed were on their way home. Small kids, no more than four or five years old, gave friends a ride on their tiny bikes. Their balance on a bicycle is extraordinary.

Due to flooding, our route ended abruptly, forcing us to find an alternative path. Unfortunately, a typical monsoon storm came in. We pulled into the nearest sheltered area, only to find it a private house. In typical Cambodian style, the family welcomed us and offered chairs to wait out the weather.

Once the worse was over, we set out anew, soon reaching the highway leading into Phnom Penh. Being Sunday afternoon, we’d an (almost) leisurely ride into the city. Once at Grand View Guesthouse, I was delighted to meet my adorable friends Chop, Matthew, Phillipe, Nic and a few others.

 

20-21 August - Phnom Penh

Priority was to obtain a Vietnamese visa and a tuk-tuk ride took us to the Vietnamese embassy merely to find it closed. There was zero one could do and we returned to our abode. Caron visited the killing fields and the old S21 detention centre. I chatted to my friends and caught up on outstanding matters. We handed over our passports to a visa agency as we had limited time available. At a small fee, they arranged a Vietnamese visa in 24 hours. During our stroll along the riverfront, we were cajoled into a sunset cruise and at $5 pp, we were easily swayed. The evening turned out lovely as the boat slowly sailed upriver at sunset and we, glass of wine in hand, sat back and enjoyed it all.

The next morning, we searched for dumplings uncovered outside the central market. Afterwards, we felt well-fed and strong enough to brave the market. We weaved through a labyrinth of stalls in the hunt of nuts and other delicacies to concoct a snack to eat during the day. Tickets were bought to that evening’s traditional dance show which made a lovely evening out.

 

22 August — Phnom Penh — Angkor Borei (Borey) — 91 km

Getting out of Phnom Penh was easier than anticipated. The initial plan was to head to Neak Loeung, but 20 kilometres outside the city, a change of plan made us head to Angkor Borei. A stunning ride proceeded through a seldom visited and rural part of Cambodia. The way varied from exceptionally rough and potholed to smoothly paved. Just as one became used to the comfort of a paved road, it abruptly ended and turned into a rough dirt track past duck farms and people on motorbikes laden with bananas. These motorbikes were fitted with frames allowing transporting a maximum load. At a water stop, the owners promptly invited us in and even offered accommodation. Too early to call it a day we continued to where a ferry took people across the Tonle Bassac and continued on a rough track, past farmers drying rice.

Certain crops were ready to be harvested, others were planted more recently. Lunch was at the small community of Prey Lovea, and then on to Angkor Borei an area continuously inhabited for at least 2500 years. Artefacts unearthed in the area dates from the Neolithic period between the 4th - 5th century AD and the Angkorian period (9th - 15th century AD). Nevertheless, there was no sign of its past glory. In tiny Angkor Borei finding a guesthouse was easier than food, eventually, we settled for ordinary fried noodles, but would’ve been happy with almost anything dished up.

 

23 August - Angkor Borei - Kampot

From Angkor Borei, we understood a boat ferried people to Takeo, saving biking a long distance around the lake. Since no one spoke English, the procedures or time weren’t entirely clear. The lady at our digs spoke a little English, and reported a boat departed at 7h00. Adjacent to the temple, we located a slipway and the official Angkor Borei/Takeo ferry. Once the bikes and panniers were loaded, more passengers started arriving. We claimed the front seat and waited until the boat filled up.

No sooner were the boat underway when the engine cut out, leaving the boat adrift. Thankfully, they simply wanted to drop a passenger. The skipper sped across the lake at high speed, drenching the two unsuspecting “farangs”, and we then understood why others filled the boat from the back. Barely an hour later, we arrived in Takeo, soaking wet.

A slow leak made me stop at a bicycle shop to buy a new inner tube as I’d neglected to fix the punctured ones. The shop had none in stock, and I started fixing the old tubes, a job the owner took out of my hands as he most likely thought I’d no idea what I was doing. I didn’t resist, and he fixed both tubes. He wanted no payment and further supplied us with a stack of patches. Before cycling out of Takeo, breakfast was pork pau and iced milk tea, usually delicious. Still, we were served a glass of condensed milk over ice. Even though strange, we drank it anyhow. The owner subsequently showed us we were to add the tea (already on the table) to the milk! He most likely thought, “Stupid foreigners, which we were”. Being already late, we made our way to the main road which took us in the direction of Kampot.

The path followed was a rough one and once on the main road the going was considerably easier. Battling a headwind and becoming drenched on three occasions made slow progress. The rain was a blessing to the farmers, and rice paddies were filled to the brim. It’s never a pleasure riding into a headwind, and we had 70 kilometres of that. Little did we know the worse was still to come.

Approximately 18 kilometres from Kampot, the road deteriorated to such an extent it became easier to cycle next to it. Traffic snaked around potholes as best they could, a futile attempt as ongoing roadwork made it one giant pothole and, therefore, a dusty and slow affair.

Thrilled to arrive in Kampot, we headed across the river to Riverside Bungalows, where guests laughed at our dirty, dusty faces. On removing our shades, we resembled two Silverleaf monkeys. Following a shower, it was time for a well-deserved beer and a massive plate of food.

 

24 August – Kampot

Kampot River Bungalows was an ideal place to enjoy a day of leisure. Situated in a jungle-like setting, it featured nipa huts on stilts overlooking the river. It made a peaceful and tranquil location. Cabins were extremely basic and airy, but mercifully came with mosquito nets.

Inner tubes made perfect toys with which to float on the river. The restaurant deck extending over the water was an excellent place to while away the time. Later, a short cycle led into Kampot, and once stocked up on snacks, we returned to our little haven. Supper was on the deck overlooking the river. Life was indeed good behind the potted plants.

 

Vietnam (4)

483 Km – 6 Days

 

25 August - Kampot, Cambodia – Ha Tien, Vietnam – 75 km

From Kampot, and on a bumpy, dusty route, the way to Vietnam weaved through rice paddies, palm trees and basic houses under corrugated iron roofs, to the small seaside village of Kep. From Kep, we made our way along a rural path to the border through an area where the air smelled of cow dung, and typical homes kept cattle in front yards. Nevertheless, our last day of riding in Cambodia was a relaxing one watching ladies cutting rice and kids collecting snails in rice fields.

The Hungry Ghost Festival was being celebrated and shrines were stacked with tins of beer and cigarettes. At the full moon of the seventh lunar month of the Chinese calendar, it’s believed the gates of hell open, and spirits of hungry ghosts are allowed to roam Earth. Naturally, these ghosts need food and people help by offering food, paper money, candles, and flowers. We watched villagers burning paper offerings in an attempt to appease the ghosts.

On arrival at the Cambodian/Vietnam border, crossing into Vietnam was a smooth affair. Our first stop was at a cave temple, reached following climbing a few stairs. The cave was surprisingly airy inside and offered grand vistas of the surrounding landscape.

Our first town in Vietnam was one with a fascinating history. Way back, Ha Tien was a Cambodian province. Still, under the attack of the Thai’s in 1708, the then-governor, Mac Cuu, approached Vietnam for assistance. Assistance was granted after which Mac Cuu governed the area as a fiefdom. Sadly, this wasn’t the end of their struggle. Since then, they’ve been invaded by Thais on several occasions and came under attack during the American war and during the reign of the Khmer Rouge, who massacred thousands of civilians living in Ha Tien at the time. Today, though, Ha Tien is a peaceful town sporting a lovely river setting, a lively day market, and an interesting night one.

Trying to change money was easier said than done, as no one spoke English and banks were closed. However, one could typically get a better rate at the gold shops. With a whopping 2,000,000 Vietnamese Dong (approx. $85) in our pockets, we felt rich and booked into an establishment right on the river.

 

26 August — Ha Tien — Chau Doc — 103 km

It was a pleasure to wake to the sounds of the street and the general mayhem of the market. I sipped my first cup of coffee listening to ferries blowing their horns before departing to the islands - a pleasant way to greet the day. Before getting underway breakfast was at the market. It consisted of a typical Vietnamese Pho (noodle soup), the first of many.

Our path followed a canal close to the Cambodian/Vietnam border and a way congested with motorcycles and minivans running to and from Cambodia. It, nevertheless, remained a pleasant ride, and rains transformed the delta into what looked like an ocean. At times, the canal completely disappeared, but amazingly boats still managed to find their way. River transportation was alive and well in Vietnam, and so was the farming of birds’ nests. These edible birds’ nests are created by swiftlets using their saliva to build them. The nests are extremely popular in Chinese culture not unlike caviar in the west. Its popularity is due to its rarity and supposedly high nutritional value and flavour. I subsequently read, these nests are among the costliest animal products consumed by humans, with nests selling at prices up to US$3000 per pound, depending on grading. With those numbers in mind, it’s understandable why farmers build massive structures specifically for these birds to nest.

Roadside markets sold woven baskets and mats, and peasants collected plastic bottles and tins to recycle. In Vietnam, eateries came with tables and chairs and a considerable number of hammocks, as it is unthinkable to sit when one could lay, which made complete sense. We followed suit, kicked back in a hammock, and replenished our thirst with coconut juice.

With the recent flooding farmers had nowhere to dry their rice crops. They used the tarmac, forcing vehicles over it to assist in the threshing process.

The Ba Chuc memorial was a grim reminder of the horrors perpetrated by the Khmer Rouge. In April 1978, the Khmer Rouge killed 3157 villagers in Ba Chuc; only two survived. A depressing visit. Outside, a lady sold what I would call Vietnamese pizza (Banh Trang Nuong). It consisted of rice paper grilled on coals and topped with chilli paste, quail eggs, spring onions, and minced pork. Delicious.

The trail petered out altogether forcing us to return to our original route. Caron was a star and never complained once about the detours or terrible conditions. Once in Chau Doc, the comfortable Thuan Loi Hotel right on the river was a perfect choice.

 

27 August - Chau Doc – Cao Lanh- 75 km

Our balcony overlooked the Bassac River, a perfect vantage point to watch all happenings. Not simply did large boats move up and down the river, but people rowed kids to school or themselves to work or markets. All this happened whilst the river was in full flood, and one could only be amazed at the skilful way they did it. Our route left via a small path and we made our way along one of the many canals. In the process, we passed ladies under straw hats pushing carts laden with fruit and vegetables from door to door.

The delta is a watery world. Here, the Mekong River drains into the South China Sea, ending its 4,350 km journey from Tibet through Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia. No less than four times ferries were required to get across the many waterways and canals, all making an unforgettable day. Roads were generally tiny and villages small and rural, and the larger ones were congested with motorbikes and scooters.

Having a bite to eat at a restaurant, I was surprised to see a man and his chicken having lunch. I’m not kidding you. There he was, with his chicken sitting next to him on a chair. On his departure, he tucked the chicken under his shirt, got on his motorbike, and sped off. A river trail ran along the canals from our lunch spot, making a good day on the bike.

 

28 August - Cao Lanh – Vinh Long – 70 km

“I think we’ve doubled the tourist count of Cao Lanh,” Caron said as we sat down to an excellent bowl of Pho. Pho is a Vietnamese soup consisting of broth, rice noodles and meat and is considered Vietnams national dish. Ambling along, we were perplexed by the drying of water hyacinth. As far as I was aware, barely any use existed for this extremely invasive and free-floating aquatic plant. I couldn’t imagine what it could be used for.

The Xeo Quyt forest was a magnificent 52-hectare forest and swamp. I understood it was one of the last natural forests in the Mekong Delta. During the Vietnam War (1955-1975), the area was used as a base, and today it hides the remains of Viet Cong bunkers. Paddling through a thick canopy of trees past remains of war relics made fascinating exploring. Moreover, it gave a tiny glimpse into the lives of Vietnamese during that time.

Finally, I discovered the use of dried hyacinth. Resourceful Vietnamese were using it to weave baskets and various other products. After ice cream, we turned our iron horses in the direction of Vinh Long. Once there, we opted for a short ferry ride to an island where a homestay owner showed us the way to his guesthouse. The evening turned out interesting as the establishment was brand-new, and still in the process of being built.

 

29 August – Mekong River Homestay – My Tho – 85 km

Breakfast included a delicious cup of Vietnamese coffee; the best had until then. We wished the family good luck with their new venture and cycled to the ferry. The boat was packed with farmers and traders taking produce to the market. It was astonishing to watch the skilful way they manoeuvred their motorcycles onto and off the ferry.

Our route continued along a river, passing villagers selling simple homemade nibbles. Others were winnowing rice the old-fashioned way or drying homemade sausage in the sun. Beautiful temples and interesting-looking brick-making structures made interesting detours. Each area in the delta produced a different crop, and we were very much in the area of dragon fruit plantations.

The delta came with countless ferry crossings and bridges. Rivers were busy waterways, and all boats had eyes painted on the bows. Fishermen and seafarers of all countries are superstitious, and the Vietnamese were no exception. Some say the eyes are intended to help the boats at sea find their way back to land. Others say the eyes are meant to scare off sharks or water monsters or are meant to bring good luck and fortune. Several fishermen believe their boats are like fish – with souls and eyes to steer clear of danger. Whatever their purpose, eyes adorned boats, both big and small. I understood painting eyes on a ship was an important ritual often associated with a ceremony to “open the eyes” of the vessel and bring it to life. I could relate to this as back home, before a dragon boat race, a ceremony known as “Awakening the Dragon’” or “Dotting of the Eye”, was performed, thus ending its slumber.

On arrival in My Tho, a helpful man pointed us to a budget hotel right across from the night market. It suited us perfectly and once showered, we hurried to the food court, where one could sit overlooking the river. Watching the Mekong flow past was a fitting end to the day and our ride through the delta.

 

30 August - My Tho – Saigon – 75 km

Breakfast was a pavement bánh mì (Vietnamese baguette). There was banh mi stands on practically all streets in Vietnam. The baguette featured crispy bread, with a tasty filling of sliced pork, pate, chicken, egg, spicy chilli sauce and herbs. We ate our baguette, dripping sauce over ourselves and the pavement (I don’t know how the Vietnamese do it), watching the horrendous morning traffic. Then, with full bellies, we joined the mass of motorbikes and resumed our ride out of My Tho. The ride turned out more pleasant than expected as we encountered rural paths leading virtually all the way to Saigon.

The route led through farming communities where women with conical hats sat on their haunches cooking. Chickens pecked in the dirt and men carted huge piles of hay on small motorcycles. The aroma of homemade food drifted across our path as school children headed home to have lunch. Our route meandered through dragon fruit plantations until reaching the city limits. We joined the eight million motorbikes in Saigon, into the city. Following suit, we didn’t look left or right and ignored red lights and road signs, eventually reaching downtown. In one of the alleys, we located Hai Guesthouse with a spacious room and large balcony. The strange thing was virtually everyone referred to the city by its old name “Saigon”, instead of TP Ho Chi Ming city. The only one’s referring to it by its proper name seemed the officialdom.

Sadly, this was the end of our journey. From Saigon, Caron returned home, and I’d to make a beeline to Thailand. I planned to meet my friend, Linda, in Bangkok, as she was coming to Asia to cycle Myanmar. It was a pleasure cycling with Caron, and I hope she enjoyed her time in Southeast Asia. Go well, my friend.

Saturday, 9 June 2018

CYCLE TOURING - LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - VIENTIANE TO PATTAYA WITH EMIEL

 


LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - Emiel
1569 Kilometres - 30 Days
10 May – 8 June 2018



 


 

Thailand (15.2)

 

10 May 2018 - Pattaya – Bangkok – Nong Khai – By train

At last, I was on the move. Emiel and I set off at midday to bike the 6 kilometres to Pattaya Station where trains departed to Bangkok and onto the Laos/Thailand border town of Nong Khai.

First, let me introduce my cycling companion. Emiel hailed from the Netherlands and was in Thailand to do a Muay Thai boxing course. His course ended, but he still had more than a month before returning home. Both of us had to do visa runs and Vientiane the most straightforward place (at the time) to extend Thai visas, so it made sense to catch a train to Laos and cycle back.

Loading the bicycles onto the train via a relatively narrow door, in the process blocking two carriages, marked the beginning of an eventful start. This obstruction caused the conductor to clamber over two cycles to do his job.

Upon arrival at Bangkok station, I noticed Emiel’s bike on the verge of sliding out the door; as the doors didn’t close and the bicycles were (not so securely) jammed in the narrow entranceway, and sliding out was a real possibility. Luckily, this didn’t happen. Then, on to the next leg of our journey, which involved catching a train to Nong Khai. Unfortunately, it turned out our train didn’t take bicycles. Give me strength. Instead, we were pointed in the direction of platform 10, where the bikes were loaded onto a different train—a train said to arrive two hours after us in Nong Khai. Though not too pleased with this arrangement, one could do nothing.

After buying a few snacks and beer, our comfortable and new-looking train featured sleeping bunks, which the staff made up as soon as the train departed Bangkok. It came as an unwelcome surprise to find drinking alcohol on the train was prohibited. Our second-class tickets further meant no door to close, merely curtains one could draw. Like school kids, we tried hiding our beer from the staff and discreetly, and chuckling, drank it behind the drawn curtain.

 

LAOS (8)

 

11 May – Nong Khai – Vientiane – 25 kilometres

The train was extremely quiet, which made a good night’s rest. By the time it dawned, the train was almost in Nong Khai and there remained barely enough time to enjoy a cup of coffee before disembarking. In Nong Khai, we learned the train carrying the bicycles were two hours behind schedule. Not a train smash, so to speak, as it gave a few hours to explore Nong Khai. Following a bowl of noodle soup, a tuk-tuk ride made it easy to explore the Buddha Park. It’s said a shaman built this bizarre sculpture park over 20 years after being exiled from his native Laos, where he made a similar park. The park consists of weird and gigantic Buddhist and Hindu sculptures. Once Emiel had enough of all the bizarre stuff, he returned to the station while I went in search of more unusual things. I found only the Nong Thin Public Park, whose only claim to fame was the largest park in the province. Upon returning to the station, the bikes had arrived. The discovery of a broken gear cable made me wonder if somebody might’ve taken it for a ride, as the odometer had substantially more kilometres on the clock than when handed in.

At immigration, we checked out of Thailand and pedalled into Vientiane. The weather was sweltering and Mixok Guesthouse, provided air-con rooms, a haven. Emiel hurried to the food carts, and I took the bicycle to Laos Bike Shop to replace the cable.

Being May, the heat was relentless and the evenings were the best time to be out and stroll along the riverfront where one could eat at the many pop-up restaurants. The food was excellent, albeit far too much for two.

 

12 May - Vientiane

I went for a jog along the riverfront, a pleasure in Vientiane in the early morning. Upon returning, Emiel was enjoying breakfast and I joined him for coffee. Later, we searched for Laos sim cards, a process that took substantially longer than anticipated. The COPE visiting centre was an informative but depressing place. Since its creation in 1996, COPE has worked closely with the Laos Ministry of Health rehabilitation centres to provide physical rehabilitation services. Thanks to COPE, thousands of people with mobility-related disabilities, including UXO survivors, have received prosthetic and orthotic services free of charge, allowing them to regain mobility and dignity.

Statistics taken from their website: “From 1964 to 1973, the U.S. dropped more than two million tons of ordnance on Laos during 580,000 bombing missions—equal to a planeload of bombs every 8 minutes, 24-hours a day, for nine years – making Laos the most heavily bombed country per capita in history. Up to a third of the bombs dropped didn’t explode, leaving Laos contaminated with vast quantities of unexploded ordnance (UXO)”.

 

On that sad note, we meandered to the Sisaket Temple, a 19th-century Siamese-style temple housing thousands of tiny Buddhas. Built between 1810 and 1824, Sisaket is believed Vientiane’s oldest surviving temple. It’s a beautiful and peaceful place to stroll. Still early, we cycled out to view a small remaining part of the old Vientiane city wall, believed to have been constructed in the 16th-century. My assumption I was the only person who knew this bit of history was clearly incorrect. On arrival, I was somewhat taken aback to find a festival of sorts and ladies dressed in traditional costumes and a display of conventional implements.

Upon the return leg, a small supermarket made convenient shopping. On emerging from the store, I discovered a flat tire. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I took no spare tube or pump that day. Emiel suggested flagging down a tuk-tuk, a brilliant idea (I guess he feared I would suggest walking the bikes back). A pricy tuk-tuk ride (he saw us coming) returned us to the guesthouse. While fixing the tube I discovered a puncture on the rim side of the tube. Mercifully, “Laos Bike” was barely 100 meters away, where they quickly fitted new rim-tape.

Following the days’ drama, a cold Beer Lao was a good idea. A walk along the riverfront revealed a suitable watering hole overlooking the Mekong. However, our rumbling stomachs soon drove us to the restaurant area. Though Emiel had his mind set on the Japanese restaurant, I favoured Indian food. I took advantage of his good manners, and we ate Indian. Shame on me. I surmised he was soon going to catch on to this.

 

13 May - Vientiane

The reason for hanging around Vientiane wasn’t simply because of its laidback atmosphere. Still, I needed to apply for a Thailand Visa. With it being weekend, I’d to wait till Monday to hand in the application, and usually, one could collect it the next day. Evenings made great strolling along the promenade and investigating the bustling night market. As Emiel rightly remarked, the town came alive after sunset. Sunset was by far the most pleasant time being out, and we sat outside enjoying a beer and solving the world’s problems.

 

14 May – Vientiane

Came Monday, I was keen to hand in my application. I biked to the Thailand Consulate, only to find it a public holiday. I was gobsmacked as it turned out to be the start of the planting season in Thailand, hence the ploughing festival. Although immensely frustrating, there was nothing to do but wait until morning. Instead, Emiel and I spent a few hours cycling along the Mekong River. The ride was a lovely one, and one could scarcely believe you were merely 20 kilometres outside the city. Villagers peddled their wares by boat and sold ice-cold sugarcane juice at roadside stalls, just the thing needed in the oppressing heat. The temperature averaged around 34/35 degrees C, which sounds considerably cooler when on a sofa at 24C. Even the flower offerings sold outside temples looked wilted. Our intention was never to go far and after an hour or two, we retraced our steps into town.

 

15 May – Vientiane

The following day was “take two”, and off I went to the Consulate. The office was clearly open as the queue extended out the gate. The fun part was chatting to others waiting in line. All were in the same boat, and if anyone needed, coffee, water or application forms, that person would bring them for all who needed them. It took hours to reach the front where I, to the great amusement of my new friends, were told my photo was “too sexy”, and I’d to get a new one taken. I should’ve asked if I could have it in writing. By the time all was done, the time was past midday and the weather boiling. The remainder of the day was spent in the coolness of my air-con room. Fortunately, Emiel seemed to have taken a liking to Vientiane.

Shoe shopping in Laos isn’t an easy task as nearly all people are tiny. As Emiel is larger than the majority, finding sandals was extremely difficult. Eventually, a large pair was uncovered, but the shop could only locate one shoe. I guessed he would have to persevere with the flip-flops until suitable footwear could be found.

 

16 May - Vientiane

Following breakfast, a short cycle took us to Vientiane’s Arc de Triomphe, or Victory Monument. I love the story of how it was built using cement donated by the USA intended to construct a new airport; hence, it’s now referred to as the “vertical runway”. If one climbs to the top, it offers a beautiful city vista. Then on to Pha That Luang, a 16th-century Buddhist stupa believed to have been built upon the remains of a 13th Khmer century temple, which in turn was built on a 3rd-century temple.

In the afternoon, I biked to the Thai Consulate to collect my visa, a process that again took a few hours.

Visa in hand, I returned to the guesthouse, where it turned out beer o’clock. Later, Emiel and I met up with my friend Christian and his lovely girlfriend for pizza, something I hadn’t had in years. It must have been a Belgium owned restaurant as they had quite a decent selection of Belgium beer. A lovely evening.

 

17 May - Vientiane – Thabok - 98 kilometres

Finally, time came to cycle out of Vientiane. It turned out an excellent day as the ride offered a slight tailwind, making it feel more comfortable than the predicted 35C. It didn’t take long to clear the city limits and be in a more rural part of Laos where kids called greetings of “Sabaidee falang.” Even though not the most scenic part of Laos, I was happy on this familiar route and cycling past the numerous temples, rice fields, markets selling woven products and the odd broken-down truck. As it was the beginning of the rice planting season, subsistence farmers under straw hats were sowing rice seeds in small fields adjacent to their homes. Kids on bicycles cycled to school and vendors sold teeny fishes in plastic bags or individual tropical fish in bottles. A Buddhist funeral procession walked to the temple in blistering heat, and it looked as if villagers joined in at random, as the parade steadily became longer while making their way to the crematorium.

Emiel did well on his first day, and set such a pace he sped past the village initially planned as an overnight stop and only came to a halt 20 kilometres further at the small settlement of Thabok. Accommodation consisted of spacious ground floor rooms and clean bedding; something always considered a bargain. The best part was the restaurant directly across the way which provided both food and beer.

 

18 May – Thabok – Pakkading – 100 kilometres

We left Thabok in the company of two-wheeled tractors (for lack of a better word) pulling homemade wooden carts, loaded with jovial ladies in conical hats. During the day, the scenery became denser and greener as we crossed many rivers flowing into the mighty Mekong. Water buffalo enjoyed the abundance of water, and canoes lined the shores. From time to time, we cycled flush next to the river, and at times, the road would veer slightly inland only to return to the river a few kilometres further. It felt the entire way was lined with stands selling dried and smoked fish and other exotic nibbles, all wrapped in banana leaves.

As mentioned before, this wasn’t a very scenic part of Laos; still, the area offered distant mountains and river views, and it was quite lovely. Children called “felang” (foreigner), which seemed a codeword as the entire village would come running along to wave and call greetings of “sabaidee” (hello). However, as soon as one stopped to take a photo, they would run for the safety of their mother’s apron. Others would stand stock-still, allowing one to take a picture, and then shyly scurried home.

Temples and Buddha statues abounded, as well as small roadside stalls where one could get a coconut juice or barbequed duck. Pakkading was reached in good time and sported comfortable-enough accommodation. As was our habit, we immediately went on the hunt for a cold beer, which then disappeared remarkably quickly.

 

19 May - Pakkading - Vieng Kham - 45 kilometres

Even though a short day’s ride, it was no less enjoyable. Outside town our route south crossed the Pakkading River via a Russian-built bridge commemorating the first person in space. Yuri Gagarin was a Soviet pilot and cosmonaut and was the first human to journey into outer space when his Vostok spacecraft completed an orbit of the Earth on 12 April 1961. What a brave man and a true explorer.

The bridge is further a place where truck drivers traditionally stop to light a cigarette before crossing the bridge; they then toss the lit cigarette into the river below, to appease the water serpent believed to live in the river mouth.

The road was shared with buses, trucks, ladies pushing wooden carts to the market, men driving 2-wheel tractors and kids (no older than six) riding motorbikes - four up. Conveniently situated mobile carts sold watermelon, which the lady peeled and cut at 5,000 LAK (roughly $0.50). There’s no shortage of food in Laos, and the road was lined with a multitude of vendors selling fruit and vegetables, as well as homemade knives.

The short day’s cycle gave Emiel’s backside and knees a rest. Though our roadside accommodation at 50,000 LAK was no Taj Mahal, it made a good enough overnight spot. The interesting part was at practically all these establishments, beds had an unusual placing as it’s believed unlucky if one’s feet face the door. Unfortunately, these rooms were no different, and sported beds facing inwards even though it clearly, wasn’t the most practical arrangement.

 

20 May - Vieng Kham – Hinboun – 53 kilometres

Ordering food whilst unable to speak the language can be a fascinating affair. This morning breakfast was no different and placed in front of us was a plate of rice and pork topped by two fried eggs, instead of two plates of food. This mistake is quite understandable as people seldom order individual food in Southeast Asia. Instead, food is generally shared and thus unusual for people to each order a plate of food. However, to their astonishment, an additional plate was ordered.

Being well fed made easy ambling across broad rivers, and I was pleasantly surprised to see boatmen cleaning the river, not a thing one often sees in this part of the world. Being a rural part of Laos, it wasn’t unusual to see ladies tending cattle or kids driving goats to better feeding grounds. As has become the norm, we pedalled past modest Buddhist temples and kids on bicycles who found it the highlight of their day to give chase. They came cycling past at high speed until losing a flip-flop or pedal, usually to the great delight of the other kids. The blazing sun made us call it quits around midday and roadside lodging made an excellent place to kick back during the heat of the day.

An amble to a nearby restaurant turned into an interesting affair at sunset. “Seendat” or Laos Barbecue is a self-cooked meal at the table. These restaurants offer tables fitted with small fire pits. It must be mentioned that the seedat pan/grill is a relatively small dome-like contraption featuring holes and a moat along the bottom into which the broth is poured. This pan fits snugly over the bucket of coals.

The meal consisted of paper-thin slivers of beef or pork, eggs and pork fat to grease the pan. Also served were leafy green vegetables including celery leaves, mint, Thai basil, lettuce, and cabbage. Thin rice noodles, clear broth, peanut dipping sauce, garlic, limes, and chopped chillies completed the ingredients.

The meal is a social and lengthy affair as first, the dome-like grill or pan is greased using the pork fat and the meat grilled. The vegetables, noodles, and eggs are then placed into the broth. Next, the peanut dip is mixed to your liking with garlic, lime juice, and chillies. It’s delicious and fun.

 

21-22 May – Hinboun – Thahek – 53 kilometres

Our first stop was at a fascinating market selling all kinds of unusual animals. Emiel didn’t take well to the enormous cockroaches, dried frogs, grilled squirrels, and cut-up monitor lizards for sale. I must admit seeing those lizard feet on a plate was slightly uncomfortable. Soon afterwards, a breakfast noodle soup stall came into view but by then, Emiel had lost his appetite. The reason might not have been the lizard feet, but most likely the lady cleaning a buffalo carcass while preparing the soup. I guess such a sight was enough to put almost anyone off their food. In hindsight, I should’ve taken a picture of the situation. Not a great deal further, a sign pointed to the “Great Wall of Laos.” This kilometres-long Kamphaeng Nyak wall is actually a geological phenomenon caused by fissures. Still, its physical resemblance to a man-made structure has given rise to many Laos myths regarding its origin. Legend, has it the wall was an animal trap built by ancient giant-like people. Others say it was made as a defence system, and some argue the wall was built to stem the floodwaters from the Mekong.

Then onward to Thahek, where lunch, consisted of Beer Lao and Dim Sum. I was impressed Emiel ate a “100-year-old egg.” Despite the name “smelly egg,” it didn’t have much of a smell. The taste was practically the same as a hard-boiled egg, except it had a slight scent. The egg was black inside and out, which was the most off-putting.

The next day a well-deserved rest day was spent in Thahek, not doing a great deal apart from laundry and the usual eating and drinking. Thahek is a lovely tiny settlement sporting a riverside setting, crumbling old French colonial buildings and quaint restaurant/coffee shops. The day was spent sipping coffee while watching ladies peddle woven ware from shoulder poles and chatting to friendly monks at the temple.

The riverside made a pleasant enough place to stroll while watching men fish from longtail boats. Supper was along the riverbank while looking across the river where Thailand’s lights reflected upon the water. Sadly, a storm came in, making us scurry indoors until the worse blew over.

 

23 May - Thahek – Savannakhet – 120 kilometres

Following breakfast at one of the riverfront restaurants, we got going. The road was covered in small mangoes blown from the trees during the previous night’s storm. At first, the plan was to make it a two-day ride to Savannakhet by following the river trail. A lovely ride along the Mekong through small settlements where people fished and farmed rice. Past interesting temples, ancient ruins, and villagers selling woven rice baskets, bananas, and eggs. Farmers along the river live simple lives. Homes are generally wooden structures upon stilts where animals were kept underneath houses. Nearly all were subsistence farmers, and each house had a mango tree, banana plants, boat, chickens, goats and cattle, adjacent to a small plot of land to plant rice.

We dodged potholes, chickens and goats as our path continued in a southerly direction. It appeared villagers were unaccustomed seeing cycle tourists and were eager for us to take pictures of their children, much different from western cities. Roadside restaurants were humble, corrugated iron structures where meals were cooked upon a one-pot clay charcoal stove and slivers of meat were drying in the sun, hanging from washing lines.

By the time we started looking for accommodation, none were found. There was nothing one could do but carry on to Savannakhet, making a long day of riding. Mercifully, the numerous eateries provided water and ample fruit. En route, we also encountered farmers selling the fruit from sugar palms, which they cut open, allowing them to dig out the juicy jelly bits inside, something I’ve never tried before.

Savannakhet offered plenty of guesthouses and once settled our long ride called for a cold beer. Afterwards, a short amble led to the popular night market, where a wide selection of dishes was available.

 

24 May – Savannakhet

Savannakhet was blessed with an ensemble of old French colonial buildings and tree-lined roads. A day of rest was spent in this laidback town, barely doing anything apart from the usual rest day chores. As sunset was the best time to be out, people sat outside eating from simple eateries while old men played board games and kids ran amok. Hundreds of food vendors lined the river frontage and villagers sat on kindergarten chairs, chatting and watching the sunset over the Mekong River.

 

 

THAILAND (16)

 

25 May - Savannakhet, Laos – Baan Rimkhong Guesthouse, Don Tan, Thailand – 67 kilometres

Our leisurely departure was due to a short distance to the Laos/Thailand border. The plan was to bike across the Friendship Bridge into Thailand. But, instead, we biked to the immigration office roughly 5 kilometres north of town. Regrettably, our breakfast stop en route to the border consisted of only coffee. The rest, I presume, got lost in translation.

Once stamped out of Laos, pedestrians and cyclists were required to cross the Friendship Bridge by bus. True to my rebellious self, I thought this was a load of bollocks and Emiel was easily swayed. We thus hopped on the bikes and peddled like the clappers across the bridge to the Thailand immigration. Once stamped into Thailand, a mad rush followed to the nearest 7-Eleven. There, not only breakfast, but means of topping up our Thai sim cards could be purchased. Once all was done, we headed further south along a cycle path next to the highway. Sadly, the cycle path soon disappeared and spat us out upon the main road. Towards the end of the day, a bungalow overlooking the Mekong River, or “Khong River” made easy overnighting. There was no shop or restaurant nearby, but both could be found 1.5 kilometres away. A pleasurable and relaxing evening was spent drinking our beer and watching the Mekong flow past en-route to Vietnam, where it finally discharges into the South China Sea.

 

26 May - Baan Rimkhong Bungalows, Don Tan – Roadside Guesthouse – 75 kilometres

The early morning drizzle made a fresh and overcast ride. This was perfect cycling weather as the route continued past water buffalo, temples, and rice paddies. Emiel was on fire, and in no time at all, we cycled into Khemarat where the sight of a bowl of noodle soup on the outskirts of town made us skid to a halt.

Our path led past rubber tree plantations where the rubber industry crises were clearly visible. Trees were tapped but the rubber never collected. I heard rumours collecting the latex cost more than the market price; how sad.

The rainy season had started and people were planting rice in neat rows. Throughout Asia, rice is still considered sacred. The ritual of planting and harvesting rice has shaped Southeast Asian traditions for centuries. It’s very much a family affair, and each family member is expected to join in. May is a busy time for the majority of Isan farmers. Seedlings are cultivated in nursery paddies and later transplanted to the main paddy fields. I understand the young plants need to be separated at the root, as it increases the yield by allowing each plant the space to grow. Understandably, rain is necessary to fill the paddy fields and hence no surprise to see dark clouds gathering.

Trying our level best to go as fast as possible, we became utterly soaked. Luckily, only a few kilometres remained to the tiny settlement of Ban Kaeng Hi which had accommodation, albeit without any electricity. In fact, the entire community was in darkness due to the heavy downpour. Once the rain subsided the hunt to find food was on in all earnest and we strolled along to a little restaurant. The settlement consisted of a basic restaurant, a small roadside market, a bus and a police station. Upon reaching the restaurant, the entire village was aware of our presence. Everyone knew we were travelling by bicycle and were staying at the “resort”. Even without spoken English, sign language indicating food seemed universal. In no time at all, a bowl of noodle soup and a plate of fried rice arrived. Beer Chan could be bought from the shop across the road, which nicely rounded off the meal. By the time we’d finished our food it had started raining again and the concerned owner offered us a lift for the 500m to our abode. We politely declined but did borrow two umbrellas which we returned in the morning. What a wonderful place rural Thailand is.

 

27 May – Roadside Guesthouse – Khong Chiam – 95 kilometres

The previous night’s rain cooled the temperature considerably, and I needed no aircon or fan, a rarity in Southeast Asia. We emerged to an overcast morning. Our first stop was 500 metres away at the same restaurant as the previous night, to return the umbrellas and have breakfast. Emiel, strangely, wasn’t hungry, but I’d a greasy omelette on rice, to which I added a healthy dose of chillies. I washed this down with a “three-in-one coffee.” Then, fearing I would be like a fire-breathing dragon cycling up the first hill, I took a good gulp of antacid medication before setting off.

What a lovely day it turned out. The road led partly through the Pha Taem National Park, making a shady albeit hilly ride offering dense forest to both sides of the road (thank goodness for the cloud cover). Butterflies and dragonflies darted around us while we slowly grinded our way up the hills. By the time, Emiel became hungry, no food was available, and slinking into Khong Chiam, both of us were starving. A lovely place right upon the Mun River, was home that night. Following a shower a stroll led to where the Mun River meets the Mekong. Here, one can see the two rivers meet as they differ in colour and flow side by side without mixing for quite some time.

 

28 May - Khong Chiam – Ubon – 85 kilometres

The northeastern part of Thailand, known as Isan, borders Laos and Cambodia. It’s a vast agricultural area of rice fields and tiny hamlets, consisting of 20 provinces. Most of the region’s population call themselves Thai Isan or Laos Isan as they speak a different dialect, which, I understood, is similar to what is spoken in Laos.

I loved cycling in this area and still claim there is no green, greener than the rice fields of Isan. Although the rainy season had just started, the luminous green rice paddies were already visible.

Biking this area was past rice fields and vast regions of cassava and rubber tree plantations. Meagre stalls sold bananas and mangoes, while others offered no more than two pumpkins or dried buffalo hide. Nevertheless, the route was littered with businesses selling temple paraphernalia, i.e., gongs and drums.

As in Thailand, Laos had an abundance of Bodhi trees, or sacred fig trees. The Bodhi tree is under which Buddha sat when he attained enlightenment (Bodhi). Animists in Thailand believe this tree is inhabited by spirits and lost souls and cannot simply be cut down. To do so could invoke fury and possible revenge from the resident spirits. Therefore, before a Bodhi tree can be removed, the spirits must be forewarned and appeased by monks or other appropriate religious figures.

Ubon sported the Ubon Hotel, which wasn’t only inexpensive and, more importantly, across the road from the night market. Moreover, the amount of food one can consume while cycle touring is impressive!

 

29 May – Ubon – Kantharalak – 75 kilometres

A short and effortless ride brought us to Kantharalak. Still, I was, disappointed in my choice of routes as the road was a great deal busier than foreseen. So busy was the road, it required buying flower garlands for good luck/safe travels. I was surprised to purchase these garlands at a mere 10 Thai Baht. The amount of work and flowers must surely be more than 10 THB.

Though not a terribly exciting route, a few interesting things were scattered along the way. I usually compare days like this to diving in poor visibility. The reason is I don’t believe there is such a thing as a bad dive or a bad day of cycling, one merely needs to look more closely. This day was no different, and I found the scrawny cows with their long ears even more amusing, as they seemed to have a superior attitude, looking down their noses at us. Also spotted were a remarkable number of midgets (or “little people” may be the more politically correct term). Irrespective of what it’s called, these people all clearly suffered from a mutation in the FGFR3 gene that causes achondroplasia. They all seem well proportioned apart from their dreadfully short legs. But then, I have no medical background.

The many straw scarecrows in the rice paddies reminded me of the importance of rice in Asia. In Bali, women make rice figurines to watch over the rice, but this was the first time I saw straw figures in Thailand. Maybe it was only decorative and had nothing to do with rice rituals.

Kantharalak revealed a comfortable air-con abode at 350 baht, something considered a bargain. We discovered a Buddhist holiday on our walkabout and no beer was sold, except at restaurants. Ordering a meal was slightly more difficult as many of the dishes pointed at were answered with a “No have”. Eventually, the sole “Yes, have” was fried rice and a spicy mango salad. I love these small towns as they are typical Thai and the lack of tourists makes it a genuine experience.

 

30 May – Kantharalak – Phu Sing Guesthouse – 70 kilometres

Easiest was to grab a bite to eat from a conveniently located 7-Eleven before popping in at Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew, also known as the Temple of a Million Bottles. The temple and the surrounding buildings are entirely built from empty beer bottles.

The remainder of the day turned out an enjoyable ride along a rural lane as we meandered through farmlands featuring views of distant mountains forming the Cambodian border. The traffic was light, and the route offered ample water and food. Add a slight tailwind, and it turned out a perfect day of cycle touring. In the small settlement of Phu Sing, lovely timber bungalows lured us in. Later our amble to locate food caused (as could be expected) a great deal of interest. It appeared a rarity to see foreigners on bicycles in this tiny community.

 

31 May - Phu Sing Guesthouse - Chong Chom – 80 kilometres

Departing our wooden bungalows was with great reluctance. However, following a quick stop at the 7-Eleven, we headed to a still unknown destination. Again, the road led past rural areas and plenty of rice fields, temples, and small villages where cows happily did the job mowing the lawn.

Our wanderings uncovered Prasat Chumphon. A sanctuary dating to the Chenla period (550–706 AD); a pre-Angkorian Khmer state whose capital was seated in the present Cambodian province of Kampong Thom. The sanctuary is one of the oldest known Khmer temples in Thailand. What made it even more impressive was the complex had no entrance fee, and except for cattle grazing, there was no one around.

I love days like this, as one can marvel at the simple things in life. Each field had a shrine, some rather rudimentary and others more elaborate. People were incredibly welcoming, waving and calling “Sawadee”. Eventually, we landed at the tiny hamlet of Chong Chom, well known for its substantial cross-border market, and an uncomplicated border crossing into Cambodia. The market sold an extensive range of goods, including clothes, kitchen equipment, tools, electronic and electrical goods, food, used bikes, DVDs, handbags, and almost anything one could think of.

 

1 June - Chong Chom – Prasat Muang Tam – 94 kilometres

The way to Pattaya, stuck close to the Cambodian border. The wooded area where jovial ladies sold colourful mushrooms stacked neatly on display. Temples were equally colourful as the recent Wesak day brought new ribbons and fresh paint.

Like the previous day, the route passed more Khmer ruins and an ancient kiln dating to the 9th and 13th centuries. Excavations revealed green and brown glazed ware was produced here.

A short while later, at a pineapple vendor, the lady peeled and cut us one and it turned out one of the sweetest pineapples had in a while. These places made convenient filling of water bottles as the ever-present enormous plastic iceboxes were usually filled with water and ice.

We slinked into Prasat Muang Tum, housing a 1000-year-old Khmer temple at around 14h00. Muang Tum is one of the temples built in Angkor style when the Khmer empire controlled large parts of Thailand. It’s situated along an ancient road between Angkor Thom (present-day Siem Reap in Cambodia) to Phimai in Nakhon Ratchasima province (further North West).

Already late but still blistering, we considered it best to visit the temples in the morning.

 

2 June – Prasat Muang Tum – Non Din Daeng – 41 kilometres

A lovely breakfast was served at our abode, consisting of rice porridge with added ginger, chillies and coriander. I absolutely loved it. The meal was served with a few side dishes, including steamed palm cake in banana leaves and fried dough or doughnuts.

Prasat Muang Tum’s ruins date to the 10th and 11th centuries and were once a Hindu temple dedicated to Shiva. The fall of the Khmer Empire is a puzzle archaeologists and historians have struggled with for decades. I believe there were many reasons for the weakening of the empire. Still, it’s thought the principal factor was the change of religion. The introduction of the Buddhist faith in the 13th century apparently (and understandably) sparked a controversial disagreement throughout the monarchy. The new religion out-ruled the “God-king” system and encouraged people to seek their beliefs and abandon worldly things. Phew, I think any governmental change of religion could be the end of any country.

Marvelling at these magnificent ruins, took a while and after a few pics, we got underway. Tiny Non Din Daeng was reached after a mere 40 kilometres, but it sported comfortable looking accommodation. It turned out even better than envisaged upon closer investigation, as it had ground floor, motel-style rooms, a restaurant, and a substantial and beautiful garden.

 

3 June - Non Din Daeng – Aranyaprathet – 87 kilometres

Being well fed and rested, our first stop was to buy flower garlands. Being on a plateau riding was easy and after about 20-25 kilometres, the road reached the plateau’s rim. Placing our trust in the good luck garlands, we sped downhill like two teenagers. Flower garlands flapping in the wind, we flattened ourselves and went as fast as the bicycles would allow, knowing full well if we came off, it would spell disaster. Reaching the bottom of the hill we continued in a more mature fashion to Aranyaprathet.

The inexpensive Aran Garden Hotel (without a garden), offered rooms at 230 baht and thus signalled the end of the days’ ride. No time was wasted in showering and rushing to the night market.

 

4 June – Aranyaprathet

A day of rest was spent in Aranyaprathet doing nothing apart from laundry, updating the journal and eating everything in sight.

 

5 June - Aranyaprathet – Khao Chakan Forest Park - 76 kilometres

With a pannier full of clean clothes, well-rested legs, and a belly full of food, we set out in the direction of one more ruin known as Prasat Khao Noi. Prasat Khao Noi was inhabited around the 12th – 13th Buddhist century. Today the ruins sit atop a small hill of roughly 80 meters and are accessible by a stairway of 254 steps. A lintel and inscription unearthed on-site dates to 637 AD, but was most likely re-used.

From the ruins, a beautiful ride led through the countryside in the direction of Khao Chakan. The weather looked threatening and even though a strong wind picked up and dark clouds gathered we, miraculously, never got wet and arrived in Khao Chakan bone dry. That nights’ accommodation was a fascinating set-up known as the Bus Resort, where old busses were converted into overnight accommodation – an absolute novelty. At Khao Chakan, a near-vertical staircase led to a massive hole in the mountain, offering views of the countryside.

 

6 June – Khao Chakan – Sronlai Homestay – 94 kilometres

The section between Khao Chakan and Sronlai Homestay was one of my favourite rides. One gets to cycle through the Khao Ang Ruenai Wildlife Sanctuary (for the protection of wild elephants). Although an eye was kept out for elephants, none were spotted. Only curious monkeys darted across the road and swung from treetops. However, both old and fresh elephant dung was evidence they were indeed in the area.

Sronlai Homestay was situated on a dam and offered camping and bungalows. I opted to camp while Emiel took a room as he’d no tent. I liked camping at the dam as the availability of canoes made pleasant rowing at sunset. Suggesting this to Emiel, he laughingly claimed he’d no intention of becoming sportsman of the year and preferred having a beer. My rubber arm was easily twisted.

 

7 June – Sronlai Homestay – Pluk Daeng – 90 kilometres

Without a fixed destination, it became a pleasant ride through the countryside, where water buffalo waddled in rivers and ladies fished in small ponds. Onwards, we went past vast pineapple plantations and cashew and rubber tree plantations. The odd-looking cashew with the nut growing outside never fails to surprise. The road was what I term gently undulating, but Emiel had other terms to describe the day. Eventually, we bedded down in Pluk Daeng, a place considerably more substantial than the map suggested. Supper was from a nearby restaurant where (quite understandably) not a word of English was spoken. Thank goodness, the menu offered pictures to which one could point. When the food arrived, it appeared we ordered soup in which floated a strange-looking head complete with eyes. We burst out laughing, and ordered fried rice. On second thought, it could’ve been eel, as it didn’t “taste like chicken”.

 

8 June – Pluk Daeng – Jomtien, Pattaya – 46 kilometres

In a drizzle, we made our way to Pattaya. It felt strange to cycle into what I term “Sodom and Gomorrah” after spending nearly a month in the countryside. It, nevertheless, was lovely to arrive back, and our first stop was at Glenn’s bar to celebrate Emiel’s 1635 kilometres ride through Laos and Thailand. Well done, Emiel, you did amazingly well, and you made it a relaxing and fun trip.