Thursday, 20 March 2008

016 CYCLE TOURING SYRIA (2)

Return to the Ancient Road 

16 SYRIA (2)
548 Km – 9 Days
11 March – 20 March 2008

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Prelude

The second crossing into Syria didn’t feel like a continuation — it felt like a reset. Five months, one passport, and a bureaucratic odyssey later, I was back at the border, this time rolling north with Ernest Markwood and a strange sense of déjà vu. The landscape welcomed us with gentle roads and green fields, as if Syria were offering an apology for the sandstorms and itchy Tartus fiasco of my first visit. I thought I knew what awaited me. I was wrong, of course — Syria always had a way of surprising me, sometimes with beauty, sometimes with chaos, and occasionally with Ernest riding into stationary vehicles.

 

 

Return to the Ancient Road - Syrian border to Damascus (115 kilometres)

Five months, one new passport, and a great deal of bureaucratic trauma later, I found myself back at the Syrian border — this time cycling north from Sudan with Ernest Markwood. After the mountainous terrain of Jordan, Syria’s flat landscape felt like a gift from the cycling gods. The road stretched ahead in gentle, forgiving lines, and for once, the weather seemed to be on our side. Green fields rolled out like a soft carpet, and distant snow-capped mountains shimmered on the horizon. It was almost enough to make me forget the sandstorms, drain covers, and itchy Tartus fiasco of my previous visit.

 

A City Revisited and a Travel Partner Who Doesn’t Sightsee

We rolled into Damascus around four o’clock, pleasantly wind-assisted and only mildly sun-baked. I was genuinely excited — excited to show Ernest around this remarkable city. After all, I had been here barely six months earlier and had spent days exploring its ancient streets, its markets, its mosques, its layers of history. I was ready to be the knowledgeable guide, the seasoned traveller, the one who says things like, “Ah, yes, this alley — I know it well.”

Unfortunately, Ernest was not particularly interested in sightseeing. He visited the historic walled city and the markets, nodded politely, and declared himself done. That was it. Meanwhile, I was practically vibrating with enthusiasm, wanting to drag him to every corner of Damascus. Instead, I spent most of my time exploring alone, revisiting the places that had enchanted me the first time around.

One of those places was the Umayyad Mosque — the Great Mosque of Damascus — one of the oldest and largest mosques in the world. I had explored it with Amanda months earlier, and it had left a deep impression. The mosque was built after the Muslim conquest of Damascus in 634 CE, on the site of a Christian Basilica dedicated to John the Baptist. Legend has it that the building contains the head of John the Baptist, which I still found bizarre. I mean, it’s not every day you visit a place that casually claims to house the head of a major religious figure. It’s the kind of detail that sticks with you.

 

Tailwinds, Tantrums, and Being Blown into a Ditch (74 kilometres)

We left Damascus with a glorious tailwind pushing us along — the kind of wind that makes you feel like a cycling champion. But as winds often do, it changed its mind. The tailwind became a crosswind, and the crosswind became a howling, bike-toppling menace. At one point, it blew me clean off the road and into a ditch. I climbed out, dusty and furious, only to be blown off again a short while later. By the third incident, I lost my temper entirely and shouted abuse at Ernest, who seemed blissfully unaware of the meteorological violence unfolding around us.

Mercifully, we found shelter at a roadside restaurant. The owner, a kind man with a calmness I envied, offered us floor space above the restaurant for the night. I accepted gratefully, relieved to be out of the wind and off the ground.

 

A Feast for Breakfast and Ernest vs. The Stationary Minivan (95 kilometres)

The next morning dawned calm and clear, as if the wind had simply needed to get something off its chest. We cycled the 95 kilometres to Homs in relative peace. At a breakfast stop, a kind Samaritan invited us to join him for a meal. What began as a simple invitation turned into a feast — hummus, olives, cheese, pastries, and enough food to fuel a small army. We left with full stomachs and renewed energy.

That energy lasted until Ernest rode straight into a stationary minivan. In broad daylight. On a straight road. Nothing was broken except his ego and the van’s taillight, but the incident did nothing to boost my confidence in his observational skills.

We checked into the Al Naser Hotel in Homs, which was easily the crummiest but also the cheapest in town. The toilets were filthy, and the paraffin‑heated shower cost extra — a detail that felt like an insult. Still, it was a roof over our heads, and after the wind-induced ditch episodes, I wasn’t in a position to be picky.

The next day, we took a minivan to Krak des Chevaliers — my second visit in a matter of months. The castle was as magnificent as ever, its stone walls rising proudly against the sky. Built for the Emir of Aleppo in 1031 CE, it once housed up to 2,000 people, though only about 60 were actual knights. The rest were support staff — essentially medieval logistics. We spent hours wandering through the fortress, marvelling at its scale and imagining the lives of the people who once lived there.

 

Short Ride, Groaning Norias, Modest Citadels (47 kilometres)

The ride from Homs to Hama was barely 45 kilometres — a welcome change after the longer stretches of previous days. We arrived with plenty of time to explore the historic norias once again. Their rhythmic groaning and creaking felt almost comforting, like old friends complaining about their joints. The citadel, however, was less impressive — more of a picnic area than a fortress — but it did offer a decent view of the city.

 

The Relentless Ride North and the Comfort of Familiar Chaos (140 kilometres)

I didn’t expect to cycle all the way from Hama to Aleppo in one day. Truly, I didn’t. I had mentally prepared for a leisurely ride, a scenic lunch, perhaps a nap under a tree — the kind of day where you stop to smell the pomegranates. But Ernest had a bee in his bonnet. A very determined bee. A bee that had apparently decided Aleppo was the only acceptable destination for the day, and that stopping anywhere short of it would be a personal failure.

So we cycled. And cycled. And cycled.

The kilometres stretched on like a bad joke, and by late afternoon, I was convinced we were trapped in some kind of Syrian cycling purgatory. The sun dipped lower, the traffic grew more chaotic, and still Ernest pushed on, possessed by whatever mysterious force drives men to do unnecessary things at great speed.

We finally rolled into Aleppo long past sunset, exhausted, hungry, and coated in a fine layer of road dust. Fortunately, this was my third visit to Aleppo, and I knew exactly where to go. There’s a special kind of comfort in arriving in a foreign city and thinking, Ah yes, I know this chaos. It’s like being reunited with a dysfunctional but beloved relative.

The next morning, after a leisurely start and a breakfast that restored my will to live, we headed to the world-famous souqs. Even after multiple visits, the Al‑Madina Souq still amazed me. It was a living organism — a labyrinth of long, narrow alleys, all covered, all bustling, all overflowing with goods and people and noise. Traders shouted, customers bargained, spices perfumed the air, and the whole place pulsed with life.

Aleppo had been at the crossroads of trade routes since the second millennium BC, and you could feel that history in every stone. The old walled city was a UNESCO World Heritage Site for good reason. The Citadel of Aleppo, perched proudly in the centre of town, offered sweeping views over the ancient city. It dated back to the 10th century BC, and standing atop it, you could almost hear the echoes of the countless civilisations that had passed through.

Ernest seemed mildly impressed, which for him was the equivalent of a standing ovation.

 

Across the border and into Turkey (74 kilometres)

The next morning, we resumed our ride toward the Syrian-Turkish border. I felt a familiar flutter of anxiety — the same one I’d felt months earlier when entering Syria from Turkey. Would visas be issued on arrival? Would we be turned away? Would we be forced to camp at the border like two confused nomads?

Rumours suggested that procedures had changed since my last crossing. Rumours, however, are not known for their reliability. Still, we pedalled on, hopeful and slightly tense.

To our immense relief, the rumours were true. We were granted a 30-day stay in Turkey without delay, without fuss, and without the bureaucratic drama I had come to expect at border crossings. I could have kissed the immigration officer, but I restrained myself.

So delighted were we that we parked off in the nearby border town of Reyhanli, basking in the sweet, sweet feeling of having successfully crossed yet another international border without incident. It felt like a small miracle — the kind you don’t question, just accept with gratitude.

 

Epilogue

By the time we crossed into Turkey at Reyhanli, the journey through Syria felt like a whirlwind stitched together by tailwinds, tantrums, ancient stones, and the comforting familiarity of cities I’d come to know almost too well. Ernest remained an enigma — a man capable of cycling 140 kilometres on sheer stubbornness yet unable to notice a parked minivan directly in front of him. Syria, meanwhile, remained exactly what it had always been for me: layered, unpredictable, generous, and endlessly alive. As we pedalled into Turkey with fresh visas and lighter hearts, I carried with me the quiet certainty that this chapter — chaotic, comedic, and unexpectedly tender — would linger far longer than the dust on my panniers.

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

015 CYCLE TOURING JORDAN (2)

Along the King’s Highway, to Petra and Beyond

Photo By Ernest Markwood

15 JORDAN (2)

624 Km – 18 Days

21 February – 10 March 2008


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VOICEOVER

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 FLIP-BOOK

 

 

Prelude

Jordan arrived in our journey like a rumour: a place of rose‑red cliffs, ancient trade routes, and more altitude than any sensible cyclist would willingly seek out. We had no idea what awaited us—only that the ferry was late, the currency was unfriendly, and the mountains were already sharpening their teeth. Still, we pedalled in with optimism, falafel, and the vague hope that the King’s Highway might be flatter than its name suggested. It wasn’t, of course. But Jordan had a way of rewarding stubborn travellers: with souqs full of life, tombs that doubled as emergency shelters, and landscapes so dramatic they made even our wheezing bicycles feel heroic.

 

 

A Ferry, a Delay, and a Currency That Hates You

From Nuweiba, Egypt, one could theoretically cycle via Israel and Lebanon to Turkey—if one enjoyed bureaucracy, suspicion, and the possibility of being turned away at borders like an unwanted door‑to‑door salesman. The ferry to Jordan was therefore the obvious choice. It was scheduled for three p.m., which the ferry staff interpreted as “sometime after tea,” and we eventually left at five.

We arrived in Aqaba after dark, which is not the ideal time to cycle into a new country unless you enjoy guessing which shadowy shapes are potholes and which are goats. The next morning, Aqaba revealed itself as a place where Jordanians swim fully clothed, prices are high enough to induce mild vertigo, and the landscape is so mountainous you begin to suspect the entire country is tilted.

Aqaba’s old town was a delightfully chaotic souq full of shisha smoke, men in kaffiyehs, and food so good it made you forget the dinar exchange rate. I bought one JD’s worth of falafel and received two bulging bags—enough to feed a small expedition. I briefly wondered whether I should have bartered for a camel instead of cycling gear.

 

The King’s Highway and Other Bad Ideas

We set off along the King’s Highway, an ancient trade route connecting Africa to Mesopotamia. It sounds romantic until you’re actually on it, pedalling uphill while imagining the Nabateans laughing at your modern suffering.

The hills were relentless. By late afternoon we reached Ras an‑Naqb, pitched our tents at 1,600 metres, and confirmed that yes, Jordan is indeed one long uphill.

 

The Valentine Hotel and a Tomb with a View

A mercifully easy 44 km brought us to Wadi Musa, where the Valentine Hotel—pink walls, red curtains, and a mirror above the bed—beckoned like a kitsch oasis. We stayed several days to explore Petra, which, even on a second visit, remains astonishing enough to make you forget your aching legs.

The entrance through the narrow canyon is pure theatre: you shuffle along, wondering what the fuss is about, and then suddenly—bam!—the Treasury appears, 45 metres of ornate sandstone splendour. Petra was once a bustling crossroads of incense, silk, spices, and probably a great deal of shouting. Their water system was ingenious enough to make modern plumbing look like amateur hour.

On our way back from the High Place of Sacrifice, a hailstorm forced us to take shelter in a tomb. I thought this was rather cool. Ernest thought it was rather cold. The rain continued all night, so we stayed an extra day, listening to the wind and contemplating our life choices.

 

Snowballs and Stone‑Throwing Children

Leaving Petra involved climbing steeply out of Wadi Musa and then continuing uphill for the rest of the day, because Jordan apparently has no concept of “flat.” We encountered the infamous stone‑throwing children, which mentally transported me straight back to Ethiopia. Ernest, ever the optimist, threw snowballs instead.

At At‑Tafilah, we debated our route. The Dead Sea won because we believed it would be warmer. This was the kind of optimism that keeps travellers alive. We camped at a viewpoint overlooking barren mountains and the shimmering Dead Sea far below.

 

A Fast Descent and Aggressive Dogs

The next morning we hurtled downhill from 1,000 metres to 400 metres below sea level—the lowest place on earth. It was exhilarating, terrifying, and probably illegal in several countries.

We floated in the Dead Sea, which is less “swimming” and more “being forcibly buoyant.” Then we pitched our tents, mistakenly believing we were hidden. The local stray dogs disagreed. They barked, circled, and behaved as though auditioning for a horror film. Chasing them only alerted more dogs to our presence, which was not the desired outcome.

 

Amman, BBQ, and Beauty Regimens

The climb out of the Dead Sea valley to Amman was steep enough to make you question gravity. Halfway up, Peter and Jill spotted the South African sticker on Ernest’s bags and invited us to a barbecue. This was the best thing that had happened to us in days. We ate, drank red wine, and were dropped off at our accommodation in a state of bliss.

Amman was cold, and we wore the same outfit for biking and sleeping, which is why I considered any room with a bathroom “heaven.” I searched for a new rim but found nothing. My sister Amanda, along with Leon and Jaco at Cycle Maintenance Centre, saved the day by sending spares—and cup‑a‑soup, pasta sauce, jelly babies, and a buff for Ernest.

We visited Madaba and Mt Nebo, where Moses supposedly saw the promised land and died at 120. Life expectancy in Jordan was only 74, which suggests things have gone downhill since biblical times. There was nowhere to stand and say “Beam me up, Scotty,” which was disappointing.

 

The Parcel Arrives, and All Is Well

Receiving a parcel is always thrilling, especially when it contains bike parts and snacks. The bike shop was friendly, if technologically limited, and by the next day our bikes were as good as new.

 

Face Cream, Border Nerves, and Goodbye Jordan

All smiles, we continued our journey towards Syria. The bikes ran well, and the weather was good, making pedalling effortless. We were slightly apprehensive, not knowing what to expect and whether obtaining a visa at the border was even possible. We were thus ecstatic to learn they were, which felt like winning a small lottery. I bought face cream and a mask at the duty‑free shop—essentials, obviously—and we found a room on the Syrian side to relax before exploring the next country.

And just like that, our short but memorable visit to Jordan came to an end.

 

Epilogue

We left Jordan the way one leaves a good book: reluctantly, slightly battered, and wondering how so much had happened in so few pages. The hills had tested us, the Dead Sea had floated us, and Petra had humbled us. We’d been barked at by dogs, rescued by South Africans. By the time we reached the Syrian border—faces moisturised, bikes repaired—we realised Jordan had been less a country and more a character: unpredictable, steep, generous, and unforgettable. And as we rolled into the next chapter, we carried with us the faint scent of hummus, desert wind, and the knowledge that sometimes the best journeys are the ones that insist on being uphill.