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Saturday, 9 June 2018

CYCLE TOURING - LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - VIENTIANE TO PATTAYA WITH EMIEL

 


LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - Emiel
1569 Kilometres - 30 Days
10 May – 8 June 2018



 


 

Thailand (15.2)

 

10 May 2018 - Pattaya – Bangkok – Nong Khai – By train

At last, I was on the move. Emiel and I set off at midday to bike the 6 kilometres to Pattaya Station where trains departed to Bangkok and onto the Laos/Thailand border town of Nong Khai.

First, let me introduce my cycling companion. Emiel hailed from the Netherlands and was in Thailand to do a Muay Thai boxing course. His course ended, but he still had more than a month before returning home. Both of us had to do visa runs and Vientiane the most straightforward place (at the time) to extend Thai visas, so it made sense to catch a train to Laos and cycle back.

Loading the bicycles onto the train via a relatively narrow door, in the process blocking two carriages, marked the beginning of an eventful start. This obstruction caused the conductor to clamber over two cycles to do his job.

Upon arrival at Bangkok station, I noticed Emiel’s bike on the verge of sliding out the door; as the doors didn’t close and the bicycles were (not so securely) jammed in the narrow entranceway, and sliding out was a real possibility. Luckily, this didn’t happen. Then, on to the next leg of our journey, which involved catching a train to Nong Khai. Unfortunately, it turned out our train didn’t take bicycles. Give me strength. Instead, we were pointed in the direction of platform 10, where the bikes were loaded onto a different train—a train said to arrive two hours after us in Nong Khai. Though not too pleased with this arrangement, one could do nothing.

After buying a few snacks and beer, our comfortable and new-looking train featured sleeping bunks, which the staff made up as soon as the train departed Bangkok. It came as an unwelcome surprise to find drinking alcohol on the train was prohibited. Our second-class tickets further meant no door to close, merely curtains one could draw. Like school kids, we tried hiding our beer from the staff and discreetly, and chuckling, drank it behind the drawn curtain.

 

LAOS (8)

 

11 May – Nong Khai – Vientiane – 25 kilometres

The train was extremely quiet, which made a good night’s rest. By the time it dawned, the train was almost in Nong Khai and there remained barely enough time to enjoy a cup of coffee before disembarking. In Nong Khai, we learned the train carrying the bicycles were two hours behind schedule. Not a train smash, so to speak, as it gave a few hours to explore Nong Khai. Following a bowl of noodle soup, a tuk-tuk ride made it easy to explore the Buddha Park. It’s said a shaman built this bizarre sculpture park over 20 years after being exiled from his native Laos, where he made a similar park. The park consists of weird and gigantic Buddhist and Hindu sculptures. Once Emiel had enough of all the bizarre stuff, he returned to the station while I went in search of more unusual things. I found only the Nong Thin Public Park, whose only claim to fame was the largest park in the province. Upon returning to the station, the bikes had arrived. The discovery of a broken gear cable made me wonder if somebody might’ve taken it for a ride, as the odometer had substantially more kilometres on the clock than when handed in.

At immigration, we checked out of Thailand and pedalled into Vientiane. The weather was sweltering and Mixok Guesthouse, provided air-con rooms, a haven. Emiel hurried to the food carts, and I took the bicycle to Laos Bike Shop to replace the cable.

Being May, the heat was relentless and the evenings were the best time to be out and stroll along the riverfront where one could eat at the many pop-up restaurants. The food was excellent, albeit far too much for two.

 

12 May - Vientiane

I went for a jog along the riverfront, a pleasure in Vientiane in the early morning. Upon returning, Emiel was enjoying breakfast and I joined him for coffee. Later, we searched for Laos sim cards, a process that took substantially longer than anticipated. The COPE visiting centre was an informative but depressing place. Since its creation in 1996, COPE has worked closely with the Laos Ministry of Health rehabilitation centres to provide physical rehabilitation services. Thanks to COPE, thousands of people with mobility-related disabilities, including UXO survivors, have received prosthetic and orthotic services free of charge, allowing them to regain mobility and dignity.

Statistics taken from their website: “From 1964 to 1973, the U.S. dropped more than two million tons of ordnance on Laos during 580,000 bombing missions—equal to a planeload of bombs every 8 minutes, 24-hours a day, for nine years – making Laos the most heavily bombed country per capita in history. Up to a third of the bombs dropped didn’t explode, leaving Laos contaminated with vast quantities of unexploded ordnance (UXO)”.

 

On that sad note, we meandered to the Sisaket Temple, a 19th-century Siamese-style temple housing thousands of tiny Buddhas. Built between 1810 and 1824, Sisaket is believed Vientiane’s oldest surviving temple. It’s a beautiful and peaceful place to stroll. Still early, we cycled out to view a small remaining part of the old Vientiane city wall, believed to have been constructed in the 16th-century. My assumption I was the only person who knew this bit of history was clearly incorrect. On arrival, I was somewhat taken aback to find a festival of sorts and ladies dressed in traditional costumes and a display of conventional implements.

Upon the return leg, a small supermarket made convenient shopping. On emerging from the store, I discovered a flat tire. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I took no spare tube or pump that day. Emiel suggested flagging down a tuk-tuk, a brilliant idea (I guess he feared I would suggest walking the bikes back). A pricy tuk-tuk ride (he saw us coming) returned us to the guesthouse. While fixing the tube I discovered a puncture on the rim side of the tube. Mercifully, “Laos Bike” was barely 100 meters away, where they quickly fitted new rim-tape.

Following the days’ drama, a cold Beer Lao was a good idea. A walk along the riverfront revealed a suitable watering hole overlooking the Mekong. However, our rumbling stomachs soon drove us to the restaurant area. Though Emiel had his mind set on the Japanese restaurant, I favoured Indian food. I took advantage of his good manners, and we ate Indian. Shame on me. I surmised he was soon going to catch on to this.

 

13 May - Vientiane

The reason for hanging around Vientiane wasn’t simply because of its laidback atmosphere. Still, I needed to apply for a Thailand Visa. With it being weekend, I’d to wait till Monday to hand in the application, and usually, one could collect it the next day. Evenings made great strolling along the promenade and investigating the bustling night market. As Emiel rightly remarked, the town came alive after sunset. Sunset was by far the most pleasant time being out, and we sat outside enjoying a beer and solving the world’s problems.

 

14 May – Vientiane

Came Monday, I was keen to hand in my application. I biked to the Thailand Consulate, only to find it a public holiday. I was gobsmacked as it turned out to be the start of the planting season in Thailand, hence the ploughing festival. Although immensely frustrating, there was nothing to do but wait until morning. Instead, Emiel and I spent a few hours cycling along the Mekong River. The ride was a lovely one, and one could scarcely believe you were merely 20 kilometres outside the city. Villagers peddled their wares by boat and sold ice-cold sugarcane juice at roadside stalls, just the thing needed in the oppressing heat. The temperature averaged around 34/35 degrees C, which sounds considerably cooler when on a sofa at 24C. Even the flower offerings sold outside temples looked wilted. Our intention was never to go far and after an hour or two, we retraced our steps into town.

 

15 May – Vientiane

The following day was “take two”, and off I went to the Consulate. The office was clearly open as the queue extended out the gate. The fun part was chatting to others waiting in line. All were in the same boat, and if anyone needed, coffee, water or application forms, that person would bring them for all who needed them. It took hours to reach the front where I, to the great amusement of my new friends, were told my photo was “too sexy”, and I’d to get a new one taken. I should’ve asked if I could have it in writing. By the time all was done, the time was past midday and the weather boiling. The remainder of the day was spent in the coolness of my air-con room. Fortunately, Emiel seemed to have taken a liking to Vientiane.

Shoe shopping in Laos isn’t an easy task as nearly all people are tiny. As Emiel is larger than the majority, finding sandals was extremely difficult. Eventually, a large pair was uncovered, but the shop could only locate one shoe. I guessed he would have to persevere with the flip-flops until suitable footwear could be found.

 

16 May - Vientiane

Following breakfast, a short cycle took us to Vientiane’s Arc de Triomphe, or Victory Monument. I love the story of how it was built using cement donated by the USA intended to construct a new airport; hence, it’s now referred to as the “vertical runway”. If one climbs to the top, it offers a beautiful city vista. Then on to Pha That Luang, a 16th-century Buddhist stupa believed to have been built upon the remains of a 13th Khmer century temple, which in turn was built on a 3rd-century temple.

In the afternoon, I biked to the Thai Consulate to collect my visa, a process that again took a few hours.

Visa in hand, I returned to the guesthouse, where it turned out beer o’clock. Later, Emiel and I met up with my friend Christian and his lovely girlfriend for pizza, something I hadn’t had in years. It must have been a Belgium owned restaurant as they had quite a decent selection of Belgium beer. A lovely evening.

 

17 May - Vientiane – Thabok - 98 kilometres

Finally, time came to cycle out of Vientiane. It turned out an excellent day as the ride offered a slight tailwind, making it feel more comfortable than the predicted 35C. It didn’t take long to clear the city limits and be in a more rural part of Laos where kids called greetings of “Sabaidee falang.” Even though not the most scenic part of Laos, I was happy on this familiar route and cycling past the numerous temples, rice fields, markets selling woven products and the odd broken-down truck. As it was the beginning of the rice planting season, subsistence farmers under straw hats were sowing rice seeds in small fields adjacent to their homes. Kids on bicycles cycled to school and vendors sold teeny fishes in plastic bags or individual tropical fish in bottles. A Buddhist funeral procession walked to the temple in blistering heat, and it looked as if villagers joined in at random, as the parade steadily became longer while making their way to the crematorium.

Emiel did well on his first day, and set such a pace he sped past the village initially planned as an overnight stop and only came to a halt 20 kilometres further at the small settlement of Thabok. Accommodation consisted of spacious ground floor rooms and clean bedding; something always considered a bargain. The best part was the restaurant directly across the way which provided both food and beer.

 

18 May – Thabok – Pakkading – 100 kilometres

We left Thabok in the company of two-wheeled tractors (for lack of a better word) pulling homemade wooden carts, loaded with jovial ladies in conical hats. During the day, the scenery became denser and greener as we crossed many rivers flowing into the mighty Mekong. Water buffalo enjoyed the abundance of water, and canoes lined the shores. From time to time, we cycled flush next to the river, and at times, the road would veer slightly inland only to return to the river a few kilometres further. It felt the entire way was lined with stands selling dried and smoked fish and other exotic nibbles, all wrapped in banana leaves.

As mentioned before, this wasn’t a very scenic part of Laos; still, the area offered distant mountains and river views, and it was quite lovely. Children called “felang” (foreigner), which seemed a codeword as the entire village would come running along to wave and call greetings of “sabaidee” (hello). However, as soon as one stopped to take a photo, they would run for the safety of their mother’s apron. Others would stand stock-still, allowing one to take a picture, and then shyly scurried home.

Temples and Buddha statues abounded, as well as small roadside stalls where one could get a coconut juice or barbequed duck. Pakkading was reached in good time and sported comfortable-enough accommodation. As was our habit, we immediately went on the hunt for a cold beer, which then disappeared remarkably quickly.

 

19 May - Pakkading - Vieng Kham - 45 kilometres

Even though a short day’s ride, it was no less enjoyable. Outside town our route south crossed the Pakkading River via a Russian-built bridge commemorating the first person in space. Yuri Gagarin was a Soviet pilot and cosmonaut and was the first human to journey into outer space when his Vostok spacecraft completed an orbit of the Earth on 12 April 1961. What a brave man and a true explorer.

The bridge is further a place where truck drivers traditionally stop to light a cigarette before crossing the bridge; they then toss the lit cigarette into the river below, to appease the water serpent believed to live in the river mouth.

The road was shared with buses, trucks, ladies pushing wooden carts to the market, men driving 2-wheel tractors and kids (no older than six) riding motorbikes - four up. Conveniently situated mobile carts sold watermelon, which the lady peeled and cut at 5,000 LAK (roughly $0.50). There’s no shortage of food in Laos, and the road was lined with a multitude of vendors selling fruit and vegetables, as well as homemade knives.

The short day’s cycle gave Emiel’s backside and knees a rest. Though our roadside accommodation at 50,000 LAK was no Taj Mahal, it made a good enough overnight spot. The interesting part was at practically all these establishments, beds had an unusual placing as it’s believed unlucky if one’s feet face the door. Unfortunately, these rooms were no different, and sported beds facing inwards even though it clearly, wasn’t the most practical arrangement.

 

20 May - Vieng Kham – Hinboun – 53 kilometres

Ordering food whilst unable to speak the language can be a fascinating affair. This morning breakfast was no different and placed in front of us was a plate of rice and pork topped by two fried eggs, instead of two plates of food. This mistake is quite understandable as people seldom order individual food in Southeast Asia. Instead, food is generally shared and thus unusual for people to each order a plate of food. However, to their astonishment, an additional plate was ordered.

Being well fed made easy ambling across broad rivers, and I was pleasantly surprised to see boatmen cleaning the river, not a thing one often sees in this part of the world. Being a rural part of Laos, it wasn’t unusual to see ladies tending cattle or kids driving goats to better feeding grounds. As has become the norm, we pedalled past modest Buddhist temples and kids on bicycles who found it the highlight of their day to give chase. They came cycling past at high speed until losing a flip-flop or pedal, usually to the great delight of the other kids. The blazing sun made us call it quits around midday and roadside lodging made an excellent place to kick back during the heat of the day.

An amble to a nearby restaurant turned into an interesting affair at sunset. “Seendat” or Laos Barbecue is a self-cooked meal at the table. These restaurants offer tables fitted with small fire pits. It must be mentioned that the seedat pan/grill is a relatively small dome-like contraption featuring holes and a moat along the bottom into which the broth is poured. This pan fits snugly over the bucket of coals.

The meal consisted of paper-thin slivers of beef or pork, eggs and pork fat to grease the pan. Also served were leafy green vegetables including celery leaves, mint, Thai basil, lettuce, and cabbage. Thin rice noodles, clear broth, peanut dipping sauce, garlic, limes, and chopped chillies completed the ingredients.

The meal is a social and lengthy affair as first, the dome-like grill or pan is greased using the pork fat and the meat grilled. The vegetables, noodles, and eggs are then placed into the broth. Next, the peanut dip is mixed to your liking with garlic, lime juice, and chillies. It’s delicious and fun.

 

21-22 May – Hinboun – Thahek – 53 kilometres

Our first stop was at a fascinating market selling all kinds of unusual animals. Emiel didn’t take well to the enormous cockroaches, dried frogs, grilled squirrels, and cut-up monitor lizards for sale. I must admit seeing those lizard feet on a plate was slightly uncomfortable. Soon afterwards, a breakfast noodle soup stall came into view but by then, Emiel had lost his appetite. The reason might not have been the lizard feet, but most likely the lady cleaning a buffalo carcass while preparing the soup. I guess such a sight was enough to put almost anyone off their food. In hindsight, I should’ve taken a picture of the situation. Not a great deal further, a sign pointed to the “Great Wall of Laos.” This kilometres-long Kamphaeng Nyak wall is actually a geological phenomenon caused by fissures. Still, its physical resemblance to a man-made structure has given rise to many Laos myths regarding its origin. Legend, has it the wall was an animal trap built by ancient giant-like people. Others say it was made as a defence system, and some argue the wall was built to stem the floodwaters from the Mekong.

Then onward to Thahek, where lunch, consisted of Beer Lao and Dim Sum. I was impressed Emiel ate a “100-year-old egg.” Despite the name “smelly egg,” it didn’t have much of a smell. The taste was practically the same as a hard-boiled egg, except it had a slight scent. The egg was black inside and out, which was the most off-putting.

The next day a well-deserved rest day was spent in Thahek, not doing a great deal apart from laundry and the usual eating and drinking. Thahek is a lovely tiny settlement sporting a riverside setting, crumbling old French colonial buildings and quaint restaurant/coffee shops. The day was spent sipping coffee while watching ladies peddle woven ware from shoulder poles and chatting to friendly monks at the temple.

The riverside made a pleasant enough place to stroll while watching men fish from longtail boats. Supper was along the riverbank while looking across the river where Thailand’s lights reflected upon the water. Sadly, a storm came in, making us scurry indoors until the worse blew over.

 

23 May - Thahek – Savannakhet – 120 kilometres

Following breakfast at one of the riverfront restaurants, we got going. The road was covered in small mangoes blown from the trees during the previous night’s storm. At first, the plan was to make it a two-day ride to Savannakhet by following the river trail. A lovely ride along the Mekong through small settlements where people fished and farmed rice. Past interesting temples, ancient ruins, and villagers selling woven rice baskets, bananas, and eggs. Farmers along the river live simple lives. Homes are generally wooden structures upon stilts where animals were kept underneath houses. Nearly all were subsistence farmers, and each house had a mango tree, banana plants, boat, chickens, goats and cattle, adjacent to a small plot of land to plant rice.

We dodged potholes, chickens and goats as our path continued in a southerly direction. It appeared villagers were unaccustomed seeing cycle tourists and were eager for us to take pictures of their children, much different from western cities. Roadside restaurants were humble, corrugated iron structures where meals were cooked upon a one-pot clay charcoal stove and slivers of meat were drying in the sun, hanging from washing lines.

By the time we started looking for accommodation, none were found. There was nothing one could do but carry on to Savannakhet, making a long day of riding. Mercifully, the numerous eateries provided water and ample fruit. En route, we also encountered farmers selling the fruit from sugar palms, which they cut open, allowing them to dig out the juicy jelly bits inside, something I’ve never tried before.

Savannakhet offered plenty of guesthouses and once settled our long ride called for a cold beer. Afterwards, a short amble led to the popular night market, where a wide selection of dishes was available.

 

24 May – Savannakhet

Savannakhet was blessed with an ensemble of old French colonial buildings and tree-lined roads. A day of rest was spent in this laidback town, barely doing anything apart from the usual rest day chores. As sunset was the best time to be out, people sat outside eating from simple eateries while old men played board games and kids ran amok. Hundreds of food vendors lined the river frontage and villagers sat on kindergarten chairs, chatting and watching the sunset over the Mekong River.

 

 

THAILAND (16)

 

25 May - Savannakhet, Laos – Baan Rimkhong Guesthouse, Don Tan, Thailand – 67 kilometres

Our leisurely departure was due to a short distance to the Laos/Thailand border. The plan was to bike across the Friendship Bridge into Thailand. But, instead, we biked to the immigration office roughly 5 kilometres north of town. Regrettably, our breakfast stop en route to the border consisted of only coffee. The rest, I presume, got lost in translation.

Once stamped out of Laos, pedestrians and cyclists were required to cross the Friendship Bridge by bus. True to my rebellious self, I thought this was a load of bollocks and Emiel was easily swayed. We thus hopped on the bikes and peddled like the clappers across the bridge to the Thailand immigration. Once stamped into Thailand, a mad rush followed to the nearest 7-Eleven. There, not only breakfast, but means of topping up our Thai sim cards could be purchased. Once all was done, we headed further south along a cycle path next to the highway. Sadly, the cycle path soon disappeared and spat us out upon the main road. Towards the end of the day, a bungalow overlooking the Mekong River, or “Khong River” made easy overnighting. There was no shop or restaurant nearby, but both could be found 1.5 kilometres away. A pleasurable and relaxing evening was spent drinking our beer and watching the Mekong flow past en-route to Vietnam, where it finally discharges into the South China Sea.

 

26 May - Baan Rimkhong Bungalows, Don Tan – Roadside Guesthouse – 75 kilometres

The early morning drizzle made a fresh and overcast ride. This was perfect cycling weather as the route continued past water buffalo, temples, and rice paddies. Emiel was on fire, and in no time at all, we cycled into Khemarat where the sight of a bowl of noodle soup on the outskirts of town made us skid to a halt.

Our path led past rubber tree plantations where the rubber industry crises were clearly visible. Trees were tapped but the rubber never collected. I heard rumours collecting the latex cost more than the market price; how sad.

The rainy season had started and people were planting rice in neat rows. Throughout Asia, rice is still considered sacred. The ritual of planting and harvesting rice has shaped Southeast Asian traditions for centuries. It’s very much a family affair, and each family member is expected to join in. May is a busy time for the majority of Isan farmers. Seedlings are cultivated in nursery paddies and later transplanted to the main paddy fields. I understand the young plants need to be separated at the root, as it increases the yield by allowing each plant the space to grow. Understandably, rain is necessary to fill the paddy fields and hence no surprise to see dark clouds gathering.

Trying our level best to go as fast as possible, we became utterly soaked. Luckily, only a few kilometres remained to the tiny settlement of Ban Kaeng Hi which had accommodation, albeit without any electricity. In fact, the entire community was in darkness due to the heavy downpour. Once the rain subsided the hunt to find food was on in all earnest and we strolled along to a little restaurant. The settlement consisted of a basic restaurant, a small roadside market, a bus and a police station. Upon reaching the restaurant, the entire village was aware of our presence. Everyone knew we were travelling by bicycle and were staying at the “resort”. Even without spoken English, sign language indicating food seemed universal. In no time at all, a bowl of noodle soup and a plate of fried rice arrived. Beer Chan could be bought from the shop across the road, which nicely rounded off the meal. By the time we’d finished our food it had started raining again and the concerned owner offered us a lift for the 500m to our abode. We politely declined but did borrow two umbrellas which we returned in the morning. What a wonderful place rural Thailand is.

 

27 May – Roadside Guesthouse – Khong Chiam – 95 kilometres

The previous night’s rain cooled the temperature considerably, and I needed no aircon or fan, a rarity in Southeast Asia. We emerged to an overcast morning. Our first stop was 500 metres away at the same restaurant as the previous night, to return the umbrellas and have breakfast. Emiel, strangely, wasn’t hungry, but I’d a greasy omelette on rice, to which I added a healthy dose of chillies. I washed this down with a “three-in-one coffee.” Then, fearing I would be like a fire-breathing dragon cycling up the first hill, I took a good gulp of antacid medication before setting off.

What a lovely day it turned out. The road led partly through the Pha Taem National Park, making a shady albeit hilly ride offering dense forest to both sides of the road (thank goodness for the cloud cover). Butterflies and dragonflies darted around us while we slowly grinded our way up the hills. By the time, Emiel became hungry, no food was available, and slinking into Khong Chiam, both of us were starving. A lovely place right upon the Mun River, was home that night. Following a shower a stroll led to where the Mun River meets the Mekong. Here, one can see the two rivers meet as they differ in colour and flow side by side without mixing for quite some time.

 

28 May - Khong Chiam – Ubon – 85 kilometres

The northeastern part of Thailand, known as Isan, borders Laos and Cambodia. It’s a vast agricultural area of rice fields and tiny hamlets, consisting of 20 provinces. Most of the region’s population call themselves Thai Isan or Laos Isan as they speak a different dialect, which, I understood, is similar to what is spoken in Laos.

I loved cycling in this area and still claim there is no green, greener than the rice fields of Isan. Although the rainy season had just started, the luminous green rice paddies were already visible.

Biking this area was past rice fields and vast regions of cassava and rubber tree plantations. Meagre stalls sold bananas and mangoes, while others offered no more than two pumpkins or dried buffalo hide. Nevertheless, the route was littered with businesses selling temple paraphernalia, i.e., gongs and drums.

As in Thailand, Laos had an abundance of Bodhi trees, or sacred fig trees. The Bodhi tree is under which Buddha sat when he attained enlightenment (Bodhi). Animists in Thailand believe this tree is inhabited by spirits and lost souls and cannot simply be cut down. To do so could invoke fury and possible revenge from the resident spirits. Therefore, before a Bodhi tree can be removed, the spirits must be forewarned and appeased by monks or other appropriate religious figures.

Ubon sported the Ubon Hotel, which wasn’t only inexpensive and, more importantly, across the road from the night market. Moreover, the amount of food one can consume while cycle touring is impressive!

 

29 May – Ubon – Kantharalak – 75 kilometres

A short and effortless ride brought us to Kantharalak. Still, I was, disappointed in my choice of routes as the road was a great deal busier than foreseen. So busy was the road, it required buying flower garlands for good luck/safe travels. I was surprised to purchase these garlands at a mere 10 Thai Baht. The amount of work and flowers must surely be more than 10 THB.

Though not a terribly exciting route, a few interesting things were scattered along the way. I usually compare days like this to diving in poor visibility. The reason is I don’t believe there is such a thing as a bad dive or a bad day of cycling, one merely needs to look more closely. This day was no different, and I found the scrawny cows with their long ears even more amusing, as they seemed to have a superior attitude, looking down their noses at us. Also spotted were a remarkable number of midgets (or “little people” may be the more politically correct term). Irrespective of what it’s called, these people all clearly suffered from a mutation in the FGFR3 gene that causes achondroplasia. They all seem well proportioned apart from their dreadfully short legs. But then, I have no medical background.

The many straw scarecrows in the rice paddies reminded me of the importance of rice in Asia. In Bali, women make rice figurines to watch over the rice, but this was the first time I saw straw figures in Thailand. Maybe it was only decorative and had nothing to do with rice rituals.

Kantharalak revealed a comfortable air-con abode at 350 baht, something considered a bargain. We discovered a Buddhist holiday on our walkabout and no beer was sold, except at restaurants. Ordering a meal was slightly more difficult as many of the dishes pointed at were answered with a “No have”. Eventually, the sole “Yes, have” was fried rice and a spicy mango salad. I love these small towns as they are typical Thai and the lack of tourists makes it a genuine experience.

 

30 May – Kantharalak – Phu Sing Guesthouse – 70 kilometres

Easiest was to grab a bite to eat from a conveniently located 7-Eleven before popping in at Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew, also known as the Temple of a Million Bottles. The temple and the surrounding buildings are entirely built from empty beer bottles.

The remainder of the day turned out an enjoyable ride along a rural lane as we meandered through farmlands featuring views of distant mountains forming the Cambodian border. The traffic was light, and the route offered ample water and food. Add a slight tailwind, and it turned out a perfect day of cycle touring. In the small settlement of Phu Sing, lovely timber bungalows lured us in. Later our amble to locate food caused (as could be expected) a great deal of interest. It appeared a rarity to see foreigners on bicycles in this tiny community.

 

31 May - Phu Sing Guesthouse - Chong Chom – 80 kilometres

Departing our wooden bungalows was with great reluctance. However, following a quick stop at the 7-Eleven, we headed to a still unknown destination. Again, the road led past rural areas and plenty of rice fields, temples, and small villages where cows happily did the job mowing the lawn.

Our wanderings uncovered Prasat Chumphon. A sanctuary dating to the Chenla period (550–706 AD); a pre-Angkorian Khmer state whose capital was seated in the present Cambodian province of Kampong Thom. The sanctuary is one of the oldest known Khmer temples in Thailand. What made it even more impressive was the complex had no entrance fee, and except for cattle grazing, there was no one around.

I love days like this, as one can marvel at the simple things in life. Each field had a shrine, some rather rudimentary and others more elaborate. People were incredibly welcoming, waving and calling “Sawadee”. Eventually, we landed at the tiny hamlet of Chong Chom, well known for its substantial cross-border market, and an uncomplicated border crossing into Cambodia. The market sold an extensive range of goods, including clothes, kitchen equipment, tools, electronic and electrical goods, food, used bikes, DVDs, handbags, and almost anything one could think of.

 

1 June - Chong Chom – Prasat Muang Tam – 94 kilometres

The way to Pattaya, stuck close to the Cambodian border. The wooded area where jovial ladies sold colourful mushrooms stacked neatly on display. Temples were equally colourful as the recent Wesak day brought new ribbons and fresh paint.

Like the previous day, the route passed more Khmer ruins and an ancient kiln dating to the 9th and 13th centuries. Excavations revealed green and brown glazed ware was produced here.

A short while later, at a pineapple vendor, the lady peeled and cut us one and it turned out one of the sweetest pineapples had in a while. These places made convenient filling of water bottles as the ever-present enormous plastic iceboxes were usually filled with water and ice.

We slinked into Prasat Muang Tum, housing a 1000-year-old Khmer temple at around 14h00. Muang Tum is one of the temples built in Angkor style when the Khmer empire controlled large parts of Thailand. It’s situated along an ancient road between Angkor Thom (present-day Siem Reap in Cambodia) to Phimai in Nakhon Ratchasima province (further North West).

Already late but still blistering, we considered it best to visit the temples in the morning.

 

2 June – Prasat Muang Tum – Non Din Daeng – 41 kilometres

A lovely breakfast was served at our abode, consisting of rice porridge with added ginger, chillies and coriander. I absolutely loved it. The meal was served with a few side dishes, including steamed palm cake in banana leaves and fried dough or doughnuts.

Prasat Muang Tum’s ruins date to the 10th and 11th centuries and were once a Hindu temple dedicated to Shiva. The fall of the Khmer Empire is a puzzle archaeologists and historians have struggled with for decades. I believe there were many reasons for the weakening of the empire. Still, it’s thought the principal factor was the change of religion. The introduction of the Buddhist faith in the 13th century apparently (and understandably) sparked a controversial disagreement throughout the monarchy. The new religion out-ruled the “God-king” system and encouraged people to seek their beliefs and abandon worldly things. Phew, I think any governmental change of religion could be the end of any country.

Marvelling at these magnificent ruins, took a while and after a few pics, we got underway. Tiny Non Din Daeng was reached after a mere 40 kilometres, but it sported comfortable looking accommodation. It turned out even better than envisaged upon closer investigation, as it had ground floor, motel-style rooms, a restaurant, and a substantial and beautiful garden.

 

3 June - Non Din Daeng – Aranyaprathet – 87 kilometres

Being well fed and rested, our first stop was to buy flower garlands. Being on a plateau riding was easy and after about 20-25 kilometres, the road reached the plateau’s rim. Placing our trust in the good luck garlands, we sped downhill like two teenagers. Flower garlands flapping in the wind, we flattened ourselves and went as fast as the bicycles would allow, knowing full well if we came off, it would spell disaster. Reaching the bottom of the hill we continued in a more mature fashion to Aranyaprathet.

The inexpensive Aran Garden Hotel (without a garden), offered rooms at 230 baht and thus signalled the end of the days’ ride. No time was wasted in showering and rushing to the night market.

 

4 June – Aranyaprathet

A day of rest was spent in Aranyaprathet doing nothing apart from laundry, updating the journal and eating everything in sight.

 

5 June - Aranyaprathet – Khao Chakan Forest Park - 76 kilometres

With a pannier full of clean clothes, well-rested legs, and a belly full of food, we set out in the direction of one more ruin known as Prasat Khao Noi. Prasat Khao Noi was inhabited around the 12th – 13th Buddhist century. Today the ruins sit atop a small hill of roughly 80 meters and are accessible by a stairway of 254 steps. A lintel and inscription unearthed on-site dates to 637 AD, but was most likely re-used.

From the ruins, a beautiful ride led through the countryside in the direction of Khao Chakan. The weather looked threatening and even though a strong wind picked up and dark clouds gathered we, miraculously, never got wet and arrived in Khao Chakan bone dry. That nights’ accommodation was a fascinating set-up known as the Bus Resort, where old busses were converted into overnight accommodation – an absolute novelty. At Khao Chakan, a near-vertical staircase led to a massive hole in the mountain, offering views of the countryside.

 

6 June – Khao Chakan – Sronlai Homestay – 94 kilometres

The section between Khao Chakan and Sronlai Homestay was one of my favourite rides. One gets to cycle through the Khao Ang Ruenai Wildlife Sanctuary (for the protection of wild elephants). Although an eye was kept out for elephants, none were spotted. Only curious monkeys darted across the road and swung from treetops. However, both old and fresh elephant dung was evidence they were indeed in the area.

Sronlai Homestay was situated on a dam and offered camping and bungalows. I opted to camp while Emiel took a room as he’d no tent. I liked camping at the dam as the availability of canoes made pleasant rowing at sunset. Suggesting this to Emiel, he laughingly claimed he’d no intention of becoming sportsman of the year and preferred having a beer. My rubber arm was easily twisted.

 

7 June – Sronlai Homestay – Pluk Daeng – 90 kilometres

Without a fixed destination, it became a pleasant ride through the countryside, where water buffalo waddled in rivers and ladies fished in small ponds. Onwards, we went past vast pineapple plantations and cashew and rubber tree plantations. The odd-looking cashew with the nut growing outside never fails to surprise. The road was what I term gently undulating, but Emiel had other terms to describe the day. Eventually, we bedded down in Pluk Daeng, a place considerably more substantial than the map suggested. Supper was from a nearby restaurant where (quite understandably) not a word of English was spoken. Thank goodness, the menu offered pictures to which one could point. When the food arrived, it appeared we ordered soup in which floated a strange-looking head complete with eyes. We burst out laughing, and ordered fried rice. On second thought, it could’ve been eel, as it didn’t “taste like chicken”.

 

8 June – Pluk Daeng – Jomtien, Pattaya – 46 kilometres

In a drizzle, we made our way to Pattaya. It felt strange to cycle into what I term “Sodom and Gomorrah” after spending nearly a month in the countryside. It, nevertheless, was lovely to arrive back, and our first stop was at Glenn’s bar to celebrate Emiel’s 1635 kilometres ride through Laos and Thailand. Well done, Emiel, you did amazingly well, and you made it a relaxing and fun trip.