Tuesday 9 August 2016

081 - 084 CYCLE TOURING SOUTHEAST ASIA - TANIA

 


Southeast Asia - Tania’s Tour


3 448 Kilometres – 52 Days

14 June – 8 August 2016


Thailand (7.1) - 718 Kilometres – 10 Days      Laos (3) - 966 Kilometres – 14 Days     Cambodia (3) - 1 336 Kilometres – 23 Days   Thailand (8) -  428 Kilometres – 5 Days






Thailand (7.1)

718 Kilometres – 10 Days

14 June - 25 June 2016

 

June 14-15 – Bangkok

The day Tania arrived, it felt like I’d finally turned the corner and felt marvellous compared to the previous days. Hallelujah! My breakfast miraculously stayed down, and I even managed coffee.

“I made it!” Tania exclaimed, smiling, arriving around midday, impressing me with her packing skills. Her belongings fitted neatly into her bike box and only one other bag. I instantly knew she was a winner. After my bout of Dengue Fever, I needed to get myself into cycling shape so we could explore Southeast Asia. In the meantime, we explored Bangkok and its pedestrian lanes, ate from the many street vendors and, in general, enjoyed the craziness of Bangkok.

 

June 16-17 - Bangkok – Ayutthaya – 83 km

After two days of exploring, the time came to leave Bangkok, which I was pleased about as I’d enough of my fleapit. Getting underway earlier than anticipated was a good thing. The weather was pleasantly cool and the traffic not too horrendous.

Riding out of Bangkok can be stressful, and it took forever to clear the city limits. However, Tania did exceptionally well, and we left mighty Bangkok without hick-ups. Once along the city’s outskirts, a rural path along a canal made relaxed biking past luminous green rice paddies and delicious-looking eateries. With its magnificent ruins, Ayutthaya made a perfect overnight stop. That night, a lovely, old, wooden schoolhouse building on extensive grounds became home.

The following day was spent exploring the ruins and eating our way through the day. Once the capital of the Kingdom of Siam, Ayutthaya was founded around 1350. Having an ideal location between China, India and the Malay Archipelago, Ayutthaya was Asia’s trading capital. By 1700, it had become the largest city globally with one million inhabitants. All this ended abruptly when Burmese forces invaded Ayutthaya in 1767 and almost completely raised the city to the ground. These ruins are today a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

 

18 June - Ayutthaya - Lopburi – 63 km

The weather was moderately overcast and roughly 30-34 degrees Celsius, making our second day of riding another perfect day. Thailand is littered with fascinating sights, and first up was an elephant kraal. The elephants and mahouts were preparing for a day of tourist rides, and the elephants were dressed in their Sunday best.

Next up was a bizarre, if not kitsch, temple sporting a humongous dragon or dragon tail surrounding the entire property. A multitude of small paths led to Lopburi, making an enjoyable day out on the bike. En route, a kind lady flagged us down and handed us a bag of bananas, which kept us going through the day. In the country side it’s virtually impossible to pass villages unnoticed, as white women on bicycles couldn’t easily fly under the radar in the country. We were observed by slacked-jawed villagers and nervous-looking kids and dogs.

Our way led past gigantic Buddha statues, incredibly ornate temples, bamboo forests, and, of course, the ever-present carts selling exotic nibbles. Once in Lopburi, the popular Noom Guest House lured us in and once settled in, we explored the town’s attractions. Lopburi is an ancient town with an abundance of old ruins all within comfortable walking distance. However, today, the old city is occupied by ordinary Thai life and a gang of monkeys. A visit to the Monkey Temple left me in awe of how similar monkey family life is to ours, and I could spend hours observing them.

Tania took to life on a bike like a fish to water, as no sooner was her shirt washed than a line was strung.

 

19 June - Lopburi – Pak Chong – 103 km

In a haze of smoke from breakfast BBQs, we departed Lopburi, a far more substantial town than expected, as the well-visited touristy area was in the old part. It took forever to clear the city limits. Eventually, our chosen route led along farm tracks, a beautiful stretch through the countryside dotted by tiny hamlets. Sadly, our rural road spat us out on the highway, which shocked us as the traffic was terrible. The way was hilly as we biked over the pass in the midday heat. However, all uphills come to an end. Eventually, we descended onto Pak Chong, reaching nearly 60 kilometres per hour. Clouds gathered, making a considerably cooler ride towards the end of the day.

Pak Chong signalled the end of the day’s ride, mainly due to the sight of washing machines, which I desperately needed as I hadn’t done any laundry since departing Bangkok and even the stray dogs kept their distance. The dogs appeared to respond well to the word “voetsek,” as they retreated to a safe distance if uttered with enough conviction.

 

20 June - Pak Chong – Starwell Bali - 107 km

From our overnight accommodation the way led past innumerable statue-making areas displaying all shapes, sizes, and colour Buddhas. We pedalled past villages surrounded by luminous green rice fields where vendors keenly offered exotic fruit. The most amusing was coming upon an elephant waiting for a ride at the bus shelter. Only in Thailand!

Again, a secondary road led through farmlands, but on this day our path turned into a muddy track. Surprisingly, the trail petered out completely, leaving us no choice but to backtrack to the main road. Tania and I cared little for the city of Nakhon Ratchasima and gave the town a wide berth. In the process, we uncovered comfortable accommodation consisting of wooden chalets surrounded by lush greenery.

 

21 June - Starwell Bali – Phimai - 60 km

“Did you see the weather?” Tania asked, frowning, as we emerged to bucketing rain. Mercifully, the weather soon cleared, making a short and pleasurable ride to Phimai to explore Prasat Hin Phimai, one of Thailand’s biggest and most important religious sanctuaries. Our abode of choice was the Phimai Paradise House, a lovely hostel revealing wooden floors and high ceilings.

Once settled, the ruins begged to be investigated, and our efforts were well rewarded. Constructed around the 11th–12th century, it must’ve been a significant town in its day. Inscriptions discovered on one of the doors indicate the city has existed since the ancient Khmer Empire. The fascinating part is that these temples were constructed a century earlier than Cambodia’s strikingly similar Angkor Wat. The town of Phimai marks one of the furthermost western outposts of the Khmer Empire’s holy highway. I thought all this fascinating and was happy we made the detour.

After inspecting the ruins, we pedalled to Sai Ngam, a 350-year-old Banyan tree. En route to our digs, the night market made convenient pickings. A wide variety of food was available, including surprisingly tasty ant salad.

 

22 June - Phimai

Phimai was a lovely laid-back little village, and we stayed another day. Early morning made a perfect time to jog and explore the area on foot. However, I soon realised all wasn’t well yet, as the dengue fever drained me of all energy.

The remainder of the day was spent catching up on outstanding housekeeping – organising and re-organising photos, doing laundry and making a few long overdue phone calls.

On my walkabout, I met the (retired) town photographer. At age 78, he was still an avid photographer and collector of antique cameras. We’d a lovely chat, and he insisted I take a photo of him with a self-portrait, taken 50 years ago, in the background. Before I knew it, the day was over, and time to frequent the night market.

 

23 June – Phimai – Ban Phai – 119 km

Getting away early, coupled with overcast weather, made relaxed pedalling. The northern part of Thailand is pretty rural, and our route passed a multitude of small villages, each with a temple and a herd of buffalo.

A dirt path took us to a small silk-weaving community where women still weaved silk threads by hand. Not a word of English was spoken. Still, they were happy to show us around. The remainder of the day was filled with scenes of women cutting reeds and we understood it was used in weaving sleeping mats.

The no-man’s-land adjacent to the tarmac was extensively farmed and not significantly further; villagers were harvesting lotus flowers and seeds. Before Ban Phai, farming activities changed to bee farming and vendors sold honey and honeycombs. The small village of Ban Phai surprisingly sported a relatively modern hotel. Once offloaded, we hurried to the mobile food carts to grab our daily dose noodle soup.

 

24 June - Ban Phai – Khao Suan Kwang – 115 km

It poured all night but the weather subsided in the early morning, leaving a lovely fresh ride to Khao Suan Kwang. Midway, a sign pointed to a King Cobra Village. Veering off in the direction of the village came naturally and we proceeded along a highly scenic rural path.

These farm trails made fascinating biking. As my Google Map was set to “walk” directions, it sent one along minor routes through people’s backyards and, at times petered out completely. Rides like these are enjoyable, and this day was no different.

People were drying thin slivers of meat in the sun, known as “Pork One Sun”, one of those traditional Thai recipes that got its name because the meat is left to dry one day until cooked. Others extended invitations to share their lunch or tended paddy fields and buffalo. So naturally, I was excited to visit the King Cobra Village. Still, I was sorely disappointed as the village was a tourist attraction. Sadly, these beautiful snakes’ mouths were tied closed as they tried to make a show. Still, the ride through the countryside was a lovely.

Almost 20 kilometres further, we came upon a “resort”, which must’ve been stunning in its heyday, but in ruins and neglected on our visit. Later, a 24-hour joint, usually let on an hourly basis, got our attention. Still, we managed to negotiate a reasonable rate. I think Tania was shocked at the state of the room and it came with just one bed. Fortunately, the bed was huge, and neither was very large.

 

25 June – Khao Suan Kwang – Udong Thani - 68 km

Our ride to Udong Thani was short, effortless and a typical cycle-touring day. Stopping to take a picture, a watermelon vendor presented us with an already cut watermelon. It was delicious, and the lady wanted no money. I felt terrible receiving these gifts and we invested in 3-in-1 coffee sachets, which we could give in return. Of course, they like their sweet stuff and one sachet was almost the same price as a watermelon: still, the thought counts.

Scenery wise, the day was lovely; butterflies darted around as we peddled past substantial cassava plantations and sugarcane fields. En route, one of the many monasteries made taking a few pictures and a chat with the monks. The following stop was a durian vendor, where Tania sampled Thailand’s most famous (or infamous) fruit.

Thai ladies fished in large ponds alongside the way, using earthworms as bait, but they never caught anything; maybe the fish didn’t like the earthworms. Finally, Tania joined them but was equally unsuccessful.

Later, Tania and I made our way towards the big city of Udon Thani, passing more monasteries and lakes featuring fishing platforms that looked a tad more promising than the ponds. We’d one final stop to buy sticky rice cooked in segments of bamboo tubes. The bamboo tubes are filled with rice and beans in coconut milk and plugged using coconut husk wrapped in a banana leaf to keep in the steam. In Thailand, this dish is called Kao Lam, but in Malaysia, it’s known as lemang.

In Udon Thani, the budget King’s Hotel had a massive double room and ensuite. I’d business to see to, and Tania wanted to stock up on stuff believed not available in Laos.

 

Laos (3)

966 Kilometres – 14 Days

26 June – 9 July 2016

 

 

26-27 June – Udon Thani, Thailand – Vientiane, Laos – 80 km

“I’m bursting with excitement to go to Laos; I can’t get the smile off my face,” Tania said, biking past the traditional smoky breakfast BBQ stands. So keen to reach Laos, we only stopped once to drink coconut juice en route to the Thailand-Laos border.

Once at the immigration, a $30 visa allowed entry into the country. Reaching Laos meant cycling across the mighty Mekong River via the Friendship Bridge. It soon became apparent how different things could be on the opposite side of a border.

The French influence from yesteryear was still visible, especially in the architecture. The baguette was in abundance and the smell of coffee permeated the air. I withdrew 1,500,000 Laos kip, which stretched my wallet to nearly breaking point.

Once these formalities were done, we cycled into Vientiane, the capital city, which must be the most accessible capital by bicycle. We’d barely crossed the border, and Tania stopped to sample the local cuisine. Unfortunately, the place I’d in mind no longer existed, but there were plenty to choose from. Once unpacked and showered, we headed towards the riverside eateries where one could sip a cold Lao beer and watch the comings and goings of Vientiane. The green curry ordered was delicious; we almost ordered a 2nd portion. Thank goodness we came to our senses before placing the order.

The following day was spent in Vientiane, checking out the beautiful temples and shopping at the morning market. At sunset, everyone was enjoying the cooler evening air and riverside restaurants. Tania and I followed suit and ordered various dishes, all equally delicious.

 

28 June - Vientiane – Pak Ngum - 71 km

Our leisurely departure was due to wanting to visit a few attractions. The first stop was at Pha Luang, Laos’s most important national monument. Legend has it missionaries from India erected the main stupa to enclose a piece of Buddha’s breastbone in or around the third century. Afterwards, a short ride led out of the city and onto rural paths, but not before stopping to buy baguettes and bananas. Tania pointed out nearly all cars were new and in the middle to higher price bracket – interesting.

I loved seeing the temples jutting out of the forest and kids walking to and from school. Having such a safe environment where kids can get to and from school independently is refreshing. The day was very much a rice field and buffalo one as we peddled along, admiring Laos’ scenery, temples, and welcoming people. Upon spotting lodging, the area was immensely rural, and we called it a day, even though still early. But looking at the map, there didn’t appear a great deal in the line of accommodation in the next 100 kilometres. Our abode consisted of bungalows surrounded by vast green fields and plenty of trees, making it a lovely relaxing place to spend the remainder of the day.

 

29 June – Pak Ngum – Paksan – 87 km

The early morning made a beautiful ride through the countryside with the mountains to our left and the Mekong River to our right. Now and again, cycling was through tiny settlements where one could get water or something to nibble on.

At times our path led close to the river, and other times it headed slightly inland. Dried and smoked fish stands lined the riverbanks, and sampling these odd eats was fun. The vendors seemed happy to let us try their produce. What a friendly nation Laos is. Kids called “Sabai dee!” from their stilted homes and not even the stray dogs gave chase. Arrival in Paksan was in good time, leaving ample time to shower and trundle to the river on the hunt to find something to eat.

 

30 June - Paksan – Vieng Kham – 90 km

We woke to steady rain and decided to wait and see if the weather would clear. It cleared around 9h30-10h00, allowing us to set out anew. Unfortunately, the drizzle continued throughout the day, only clearing around 14h00. Even then, it was still spitting from time to time. Google Maps were relatively useless in Laos; and it appeared no Google staff had been to Laos in the past 20 years. I stayed in Vieng Kham seven years previously but couldn’t find the town on Google Maps; still, we cycled in that direction.

Tania didn’t feel well but pushed on regardless; she’s tough. Due to the constant drizzle, I scarcely took the camera out, but it remained a pleasant day. Farmers tended their cattle while others planted rice or ploughed the fields. The area was becoming increasingly rural the further from Vientiane—stalls sold petrol by the bottle, charcoal, and steamed duck eggs.

The day was wet and muddy as our path went further south, past bright green rice paddies, exciting markets, and hospitable folk. Finally, I was delighted to roll into Vieng Kham. Despite not being on any map, the place was quite sizable and sported a few options to stay and a few places to eat.

 

1 July - Vieng Kham - Thakhek – 108 km

The weather forecast reported rain and thunderstorms the entire day. Fortunately, they were wrong, and we’d had a great day of cycle touring. The landscape was sublime, revealing misty mountains in the background and lush green forests on both sides. As we headed further south, the villages became smaller and smaller and further and further apart.

Our path passed vendors selling fruit; a few had stalls while others pushed mobile carts. Herds of buffalo and cattle grazed on the no-man’s-land along the tarmac. At the same time, farmers used highly innovative farming equipment. I’m not sure what it’s called, but I call it a two-wheel tractor and it’s highly versatile. It can be fitted to various innovative auxiliary equipment, including planting, threshing, irrigation, and even carts for transporting people. Villagers carried their wares in woven baskets on their backs and others carried them from straps around their foreheads.

Markets were even more fascinating, as they sold items one only read about, from illegal wildlife to unfamiliar pieces of meat. We couldn’t figure out which part or from what animal it came. In rice fields, people stood knee-deep in water, planting rice, and I wondered how their backs felt after a day bent over.

Nearing Thakhek, we came upon the Great Wall of Laos. This kilometres-long Kamphaeng Nyak wall is a geological phenomenon caused by fissures. Still, its physical resemblance to a human-made structure led to many Laos myths about its origin. Some say it was made as a defence system, and others guessed the wall was used to stem floodwaters from the Mekong.

Thakhek offered a hotel across the Mekong River at an incredibly reasonable price. As usual, we were starving and hurried to a restaurant beside the river where the food and the views were excellent.

 

2 July – Thakhek – Savannakhet – 125 km

I was no ball of energy as I’d hardly slept the previous night. Nevertheless, we rolled out of Thakhek at around 7h30. The route was pretty undulating and led straight into the south-westerly breeze. I was in no mood to take pictures and kept a steady pace, passing markets and heaps of kids, doing what kids do during school holidays. The schools in Laos have a three-month break during the rainy season (July to August).

Pedalling past temples where the monks’ bright orange robes were drying in the breeze made a pretty picture against the green fields. Butterflies and dragonflies were in abundance, albeit less forested.

Thirty kilometres before Savannakhet, a shortcut took 10 kilometres off our intended route, something we were happy about. Unfortunately, Tania fell off her bike; luckily, she was fine, apart from a few bruises and a lump on her head. Nevertheless, she is a tough one. Once in Savannakhet, the Savan Phattha offered convenient accommodation near the night market and river.

 

3 July – Savannakhet

A day of leisure was spent in Savannakhet, doing laundry and checking out all the attractions and sights in the old city. An early morning jog led through old Savannakhet, featuring ancient temples and an ensemble of decaying buildings. Later, I popped in at the dinosaur museum, and while small, it offered an interesting glimpse at life 110,000,000 years ago. A staff member gave me a tour and explanation, which was helpful and informative as all information was posted in Lao and French.

 

4 July – Savannakhet – Muang Lakhonpheng – 131 km

Anticipating a long day, we were ready to roll at 7h30. Luckily, it turned out to be an excellent day, weather-wise. Albeit cloudy, it didn’t rain, and the day came with a slight breeze on our backs. As the weather was in our favour, we pushed on, making good use of the favourable conditions.

Surveying our surroundings, one felt grateful for the opportunity to cycle in this beautiful country with its generous people. During the rainy season, each man and his dog planted rice, leaving the daily chores to the smaller kids. I was amazed at these tiny kids doing tasks I never dreamt a child twice their age could do. They took over household responsibilities, from tending cattle to caring for babies. The rice paddies were a brilliant green, making the colourful temples appear even greener. Water buffalo grazed lazily while goats and cattle were led off to feed elsewhere. Wooden houses upon stilts and hammocks swinging in the breeze completed the picture.

The map indicated little in the line of accommodation, food, or water. Still, plenty of villages were encountered—quite a sizable one at around 70 kilometres and nice-looking digs at approximately 85 kilometres. En route were plenty of stores and petrol stations to fill the water bottles. A hundred and thirty-one kilometres later, we cycled into Lakhonpheng (not indicated on the map), which boasted several guesthouses. Regrettably, the one picked turned out a poor choice, and Tania wasn’t a happy chappie as the bed was lumpy and the place offered no Wi-Fi.

 

5 June – Muang Lakhonpheng - Pakse - 112 km

We surfaced to rain pelting down and waited until the weather improved. Still, by 08h30, it was clear this wouldn’t happen, so we saddled up our iron horses and got underway. The rain continued throughout the day, sometimes a drizzle, and sometimes it came down quite hard. It would’ve been a nice ride if not for grinding into a gusty breeze. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a great deal one could do but push on.

Tania was a real sport, never complained, and stuck to the task. Thirty-five kilometres into the day, I’d a flat tyre and realised it wasn’t the tube but the tyre which tore along the side. I fixed the tyre using duct tape, but it only lasted 35 kilometres. Mercifully, this happened right opposite a motorbike repair shop, and lo and behold, did they not have a used bicycle tyre hanging from the rafters? I pointed to the tyre and my wheel, and in no time, I’d a new tyre fitted, all at 20,000 kip. I surmised the tyre was approximately 100 years old and hoped it would get me to Pakse, still 77 kilometres away.

Our route continued past pink water buffalo, and I swear it had nothing to do with drugs or the fact I’d barely drunk any water that day. People sat under their houses, around small fires hiding from the weather. I loved the smell of the wet, smoky wood mixed with the scent of damp soil; it’s such an earthy smell.

Ladies sold a vast and impressive variety of mushrooms. Upon display were big and small ones, underground and above-ground ones, single ones and ones growing in clumps, and nearly in all the colours of the rainbow.

We encountered motorbike salespeople on bikes loaded sky high and Gong Makers, hard at work. Gongs are the monk’s alarm clocks as they get up at 04h30. First, they meditate and then walk to collect food. Monks only eat twice a day, and after their morning meal, they study and clean around the temple. Our day dragged on, and in the dying moments of the day, we biked into Pakse, located an abode and headed straight to a restaurant.

 

7 July – Pakse – Champasak – 55 km

The rain finally subsided, allowing pedalling the short distance to Champasak. Bright green rice fields filled our view, and the good rains of the previous days soaked the fields, ready for planting. Misty mountains featured to our left, and the Mekong River flowed to our right.

In Champasak, our abode of choice was an establishment right along the river. We immediately set off toward the picturesque Vat Phu ruins, dating to the seventh century. Today, Vat Phu is a UNESCO World Heritage Site with a ruined Khmer Hindu temple complex. The complex has a stunning location at the foothills of Mount Phu Kao, overlooking the Mekong Valley. We wandered around and then returned to our humble abode, where we ordered food and sipped a Lao beer while watching the sunset over the Mekong River.

 

8-9 July - Champasak - Maung Khong, Don Khong Island - 107 km

Following breakfast, a muddy track proceeded toward the ferry to the mainland. Although not a car ferry, one could push bicycles without a problem. Unfortunately, another muddy, potholed track led to the main road on the opposite side. Luckily, we escaped much of the rain as we proceeded south towards the Cambodian border.

Approximately 30 kilometres from the border, a path turned off to where a ferry took people to the well-known Four Thousand Islands, or Si Phan Don as it’s known in Laos. This time, the ferry wasn’t as successful as not merely did they overcharge us, but disembarking was disastrous, and I surmised quite a spectacle. Tania got off first, but when I tried to push the bicycle off, the boat started moving away from the shore, and I’d one leg on the boat and one on the shore. I clung to the bike for dear life while doing the splits. One can only stretch yourself up to a point. In the end, I landed in the water, but, fortunately, the boatman caught the bike and managed to get it to shore without too much water damage. As funny as it was, I was fuming as all my computer and camera equipment were in those panniers. If the bike landed in the water, all the equipment would’ve been ruined. But, all’s well that ends well.

Tania spotted a lovely guesthouse and a restaurant along the river’s edge, which made up for the near disaster.

The following morning, Tania and I woke at the crack of dawn. We followed the villagers along a muddy track to the morning market, filling our stomachs with delicious food and fascinating snacks.

The rest of the day was spent doing little other than enjoying the view and eating. Then, Tania organised a boat trip along the river. At around 17h00, our boatman arrived and steered us upriver, past riverside villages and fishermen doing what fishermen do.

 

Cambodia (3)

1 336 Kilometres – 23 Days

10 July – 2 August 2016

 

10 July - Maung Khong, Laos – Stung Treng, Cambodia – 100 km

“I feel quite emotional leaving Laos,” Tania said as we continued south toward the Laos-Cambodian border. The ride to the Laos checkpoint was short, and all were charged $2 each to leave Laos, which I assumed went straight into the border official’s pockets. We, nevertheless, claimed poverty, and a long wait later, our passports were stamped. Next, we scurried off to the Cambodian border, where officials charged $1 for not having a yellow vaccination card. Then off to the small blue building where the visa fee was $35 instead of $30. Too tired to argue, we paid the money, got the stamp, and made our way to Stung Treng, the next town indicated on the map.

The ride from the border was a lovely one through a rural countryside. Despite being a dirt track, it was in good condition and sprinkled with a few small stores where one could top up the water bottles. Mercifully, Tania could change her remaining Lao kip at a petrol station, providing enough local currency to buy water.

Once in Stung Treng, we searched out an ATM and, in the process, learned one could only draw US$. So, with a few dollars in our pockets, we located a guesthouse in the lively market. Starving, as usual, we couldn’t wait to find food. Sadly, once booked in, we were told the hotel had no water, and we packed up and searched for an alternative establishment. Not something one wants to do after a day of biking.

 

11 July - Stung Treng – Kratie – 140 km

While aware it was a long distance to Kratie, our leisurely departure was due to first wanting to change a few dollars to riel and to pop into the pharmacy. A few photo stops and 30 kilometres later, I realised we better step on it if we wanted to make Kratie before nightfall. The way south led past pyjama-clad women and steamed duck eggs piled high at makeshift stands, past wooden houses upon stilts where families seemingly spend their days in hammocks. Welcoming kids called “hello” from behind banana plants, and villagers extended invitations to share their meals. Still, we wasted no time as we pushed into the mild headwind. Riding was made even slower by roadworks and the occasional thunderstorm.

Keeping a steady pace, we grinded into the weather until reaching the Kratie turnoff. Then, the heavens opened, forcing us to shelter until the storm blew over. When the weather cleared, the sun had already set, and we crawled into Kratie in darkness, trying our level best to avoid the potholes and puddles. The digs were located right along the river and a relief to unload our sopping wet gear and get under the shower to wash off the day’s road muck.

 

12 July - Kratie

Late morning, we set off by boat up the Mekong River to find the elusive Irrawaddy dolphins. Great was our excitement when we eventually spotted them.

It’s said, genetically, these dolphins are closely related to the killer whale (orca). How interesting. Although sometimes called the Irrawaddy River dolphin, I understood it isn’t an actual river dolphin, but an oceanic dolphin that lives in brackish water near coasts, river mouths, and estuaries. It has established subpopulations in freshwater rivers, including the Ganges and the Mekong. These dolphins are vulnerable as the worldwide population only appears to be around 7,000. One more interesting fact is that they are nearly blind. They have tiny eyes and even lack lenses and can do little more but distinguish between light and dark.

 

13 July - Kratie – Stung Trang - 89 km

The previous night a decision was made to follow the river trail instead of the main road. So, on a glorious day and in perfect weather, we rode, enjoying fantastic scenery, hospitable people, exotic food, and unparalleled views of the Mekong.

Our path led past houses precariously balanced upon stilts, making one wonder how long they could last. The area was incredibly rural and people farmed in old-fashioned ways using oxcarts with wooden wheels; kids skipped to school in a typical childlike fashion and ladies on bicycles sold fresh produce door-to-door. Rice dried in the sun, and bare-necked chickens darted across the dusty path. The road passed numerous rivers where fishermen worked hard using all possible means.

Small kids called greetings from their stilted houses, and one wondered how many fell down the rickety stairs. Water was still obtained from a communal well. Carts sold bananas wrapped in coconut and sticky rice cooked in banana leaves. Vendors provided sugarcane juice, and we slowly approached the ferry, which took pedestrians across the river to Stung Trang.

 

14 July - Stung Trang – Kampong Thom – 97 km

At short notice, a change of plan was made, opting for Kampong Thom instead of Kampong Cham. Our chosen route veered slightly west (inland), which became a genuinely satisfying ride past vast rice fields, stretching as far as the eye could see. The area was relatively unvisited, and kids retreated a few steps spotting us. Even the stray dogs scurried away without even as much as a bark. Our way ran past gigantic rubber plantations and cassava fields until meeting Highway 6.

Still, it remained a rural area where palm and banana trees surrounded stilted houses. These homes almost always came with a stack of hay in the front yard and cows grazing nearby. Most homes featured a “bug catching” device, consisting of a plastic pond and a fluorescent light to attract bugs at night. One could tell we were nearing the ancient Khmer stronghold as innumerable signs pointed to ancient ruins. Finally, we pedalled past dust-covered statue makers, hard at work making statues for the many temples in Cambodia.

 

15 July – Kampong Thom – Kampong Kdei – 89 km

On a day when one could easily say nothing happened, we watched monks in colourful robes collecting food. Women ploughed fields using old-fashioned oxcarts and could only be amazed at the friendliness of the Cambodians. We passed traders pulling carts piled high with beautiful wooden furniture, and woven baskets, and past motorbikes stacked equally high with live chickens or pigs.

The route passed the ever-present wooden houses upon stilts, and we overtook kids on their way to and from school. Their balance on bicycles is genuinely extraordinary. Seeing even the smallest kid giving his friend a ride on his tiny bike isn't unusual. Midday, we encountered a fellow cyclist and chatted before continuing our quest. Watermelon and coconut juice stands provided much-needed liquid. Both were refreshing and made us the centre of attention. Finally, our chosen path spat us out at Kampong Kdei, where we uncovered excellent lodging for such a small village.

 

16 July - Kampong Kdei – Siem Reap – 64 km

On departing Kampong Kdei, we’d cycle through the morning market, a novelty for the traders and us. Shortly afterwards, we came upon the Kampong Kdei Bridge, an ancient bridge built between the 11th and 12th centuries. When built, it was the longest cobblestone-arched bridge in the world. The bridge used to form part of Highway 6 until 2006. The highway was since diverted but the bridge is still in excellent condition and used by bicycles and motorbikes.

We slowly made our way to Siem Reap, sharing our path with herds of cattle and traders selling all conceivable goods. Although a Saturday, kids were attending school. The route was lined by stalls selling rice cooked in bamboo or fruit and vegetables.

Around 15 kilometres from Siem Reap, one could already see old temple ruins. Following a quick stop, we resumed our ride into Siem Reap. The plan was to stay three nights as we’d a multitude of things to sort out.

En route to the night market, I popped into the camera store have my lens fixed. I hoped they could as it was my favourite lens.

 

17-18 July - Siem Reap

Two full days were spent in Siem Reap. Tania investigated Angkor, and I did as little as possible except the usual housekeeping. I had the bike serviced and was delighted to find the bill a mere $3. I was equally delighted that the shop could fix the lens, albeit at a pricy $60. Still, it remained a bargain compared to a new one.

The circus turned out an absolute delight. I was thoroughly impressed by their use of the small space available and how entertaining they were.

 

19 July - Siem Reap – Battambang – by boat

From Siem Reap, Tania and I opted for the boat across the Tonle Sap Lake to Battambang, an enjoyable, albeit long, day. The trip led past numerous floating villages with police stations, political party offices, restaurants and schools. These villages resembled traditional villages, apart from everything floating and kids being able to steer a boat before walking.

Our boat was old and broke down twice; the empty beer cans under the driver’s seat didn’t instil much confidence either. Still, the only worrying sight was a crocodile farm; imagine one of those getting into the rivers where people live, bathe and work. Albeit enjoyable, all were happy to get off the boat as those benches became pretty hard, even for seasoned cyclists.

Nevertheless, Battambang was reached safely, and the many guesthouses made finding lodging easy. The lively night market provided a meal and Two-and-a-half Street revealed plenty of pubs where one could’ve a cold beer.

 

20 July - Battambang – Pursat - 118 km (app 8 km by trolly)

A dirt track led to the legendary “bamboo train”, which turned out not a train but a trolly. The trolley wobbled along a narrow path through the forest; what a fun thing to do. We didn’t go far and hopped off at the next “station”.

Locating the way to the main road was equally fascinating. Once at the junction, we pointed our bikes toward Phnom Penh. Again, scenes of friendly kids, small villages, and the ever-present rice paddies became a familiar sight. The way passed, traders loaded with pottery and others carted pigs in woven baskets on motorbikes. Colourful trucks were poorly loaded, and we debated whether they would make their destination.

Towards the end of the day, one could see the weather coming in, and gunned it to Pursat to escape the approaching storm. Luckily, we made it in time and were hardly indoors when the storm broke.

 

21 July - Pursat – Kampong Chhnang – 96 km

“This is Cambodia, baby!” Tania exclaimed with a smile as she biked out of Pursat in a cloud of lead-laden fumes from the morning traffic. In the company of motorbikes, tuk-tuks, cars, busses and water buffalo, we proceeded further south, past the ever-present steamed pau vendors. Encountering a watermelon cart, we devoured an entire watermelon. Neither could we cycle past the ice-cream man selling the unique Cambodian coconut ice cream, served on bread and drizzled with condensed milk. The dried buffalo meat was different, but we stopped short of purchasing the fermented ant and ant larvae mix. The weirdest thing encountered was what we called flying snakes. These snakes dropped from above and once on the ground slivered into the tall grass. I sure didn’t want any of them landing on me. We subsequently discovered they were indeed called flying snakes.

 

22 July - Kompong Chhnang – Phnom Penh - 93 km

One can be excused thinking, “Nine years of cycle touring, there can’t be a great deal more to see”. How wrong would that be?

Past more beautiful rural and ornate monasteries we went, past families planting rice, and past “petrol stations” where fuel was pumped from a drum, by hand or sold by the litre in Coke bottles. Slaughtered animals hung from branches; what animal it was, is still a mystery. Motorbikes and small trucks were piled high with chickens while farmers walked cattle and buffalo through rivers. Trying to converse was in vain as English wasn’t well understood in these rural parts.

Eventually, and in horrendous traffic, we biked into bustling Phnom Penh. Phnom Penh conjures up romantic and exotic images. Still, a Friday afternoon isn’t the best time to cycle into any city, and Phnom Penh was no exception. The route into the city was congested and was made worse by ongoing roadwork. It took ducking and diving mobile carts and markets, spilling onto the tarmac. Finally, we slinked into the city centre, where the digs uncovered looked good enough to stay a week. Time to explore, and we searched for the riverfront and the night market.

The following day was spent doing the usual rest day tasks and discovering all Phnom Penh had to offer, including visiting the depressing Killing Fields and Tuol Sleng Museum. I popped in at the Canon store as I wasn’t happy with the repair work done in Siem Riep. The verdict wasn’t good and confirmed what I already knew. The focus was off and the lens could only be calibrated in Singapore. Oh well, I guess I will pack the lens away until Bangkok.

In the meantime, I applied for a two-month Thai visa, as I was unsure where I was heading once Tania returned home. The most exciting thing was buying Tania a tent. She planned on camping as much as possible for the remainder of her time in Southeast Asia.

 

24 July - Phnom Penh – Takeo - 77 km

Leaving Phnom Penh was a challenging task (traffic-wise), as the route was chock-a-block with all kinds of vehicles. Stuck in the morning traffic, we were passed by flatbed tuk-tuks crammed with elderly, toothless ladies under wide-rim hats and trucks loaded to the hilt with hay, topped with whoever needed a ride. Commuters laughed and waved, and Tania again exclaimed, smiling, “This is Cambodia, baby!”

Hours later, we cleared the city limits and continued toward the Phnom Tamao Wildlife Rescue Center (PTWRC). Established in 1995, the centre covered over 6,000 acres of protected, regenerating forest. The Cambodian Forestry Administration runs the centre in partnership with a non-profit environmental organisation, Wildlife Alliance. PTWRC currently houses over 1,200 rescued animals from 102 species, including endangered Asian elephants, tigers, pileated gibbons, Siamese crocodiles, and Malayan sun bears, among many others. As this is Tania line of work in South Africa, we stopped to investigate.

A good few hours were spent wandering about before returning to the task at hand. Once again, the roadside stands encountered didn’t disappoint and offered interesting fruit and BBQ frogs, cockroaches, and crickets. Eventually, we crawled into Takao, where permission was asked to camp at the monastery. The monks were exceedingly kind and even suggested sleeping inside the temple. We were happy with the bucket of water to shower and electrical point to charge whatever needed charging.

 

25 July - Takao – Roadside camping – 104 km

By morning we waved goodbye to the monks and continued past luminous green rice paddies and piles of coconuts watched over by owners lazily swinging in hammocks. Duck stalls sold BBQ duck and ducks’ eggs, intestines, and heads. Nothing goes to waste. Nevertheless, the eggs intrigued us the most.

The closer to the coast, the hillier our route became. It unexpectedly started bucketing, and we hurriedly sheltered. Unfortunately, I’d a flat tyre (oh, how I miss my Schwalbe tyres). Fortunately, it didn’t take long to fix.

Bypassing Kampot, and almost 15 kilometres further, a sign pointed to Café & Camping, a foreign concept in Cambodia. What we found was Destan Kilic and Eyup Kostan, both from Turkey. They travelled by bicycle but sold their bikes in Iran and continued their travels by public transport. In the meantime, they rented a plot and basic house and were in the process of making a movie about their adventures. While doing so, they offered camping and coffee to passers-by.

 

26 July - Roadside camping - Sihanoukville – 85 km

The day was marred by malfunctions as Tania’s $20 tent didn’t make it through the night, and she emerged into a relatively flat tent. Although funny, it remained a disappointment as we dearly wanted to camp the last stretch of the journey. So, following coffee, we said goodbye to our lovely hosts and made our way to the town of Sihanoukville, where I planned to catch a bus to Phnom Penh to collect my passport and Thai visa.

We rode past oyster farms and small fishing villages where fishing boats lined the shore, and past fluorescent green rice fields, and countrywomen guarding their one and only cow. When my cheap tyre tore along the side, I fixed it using duct tape, which lasted until the next town, where I, once again, purchased a $5 tyre.

My sandal also broke and flopped like an old rag. All this happened while the rain came gushing down. Still, we pedalled over the hills and into touristy Sihanoukville. Sihanoukville was swarming with tourists and thus home to innumerable joints to stay, making locating a room effortlessly. After a good scrubbing, we repacked our panniers and tried to fix Tania’s tent poles the best we could, but, sadly, to no avail. Nevertheless, I managed glue my sandal, hopefully with more success than the tent poles.

 

27 July – Sihanoukville - Phnom Phenh (by bus)

An early morning bus ride took me to Phnom where the camping shop refunded the money for the faulty tent. Afterwards I further popped in at the Giant Store and bought a tyre, a tube and a pair of gloves.

Then, off to the visa agent, where it was discovered the visa would only be ready at 17h00. The remainder of the day was spent at the mall like a true ex-pat. At 17h00, I picked up the visa and hailed a tuk-tuk to the central market, to catch the Sihanoukville bus. On arrival, I learned the bus had already departed and on the back of a motorbike, we gave chase and caught the bus a few kilometres down the drag. Only in Cambodia!

 

28 July - Sihanoukville – Sre Ambel – 98 km

By morning, Tania and I emerged to rain gushing down and waited until the weather subsided. Finally, the rain eased, but the drizzle continued throughout the day as we retraced our steps to Veal Renh, from where the road swung west in the direction of Thailand.

Tania didn’t feel well and was lethargic as we slowly made our way toward the border, still a good few days’ pedalling away. Soon it started raining, forcing us to take cover. On spotting a petrol station, we asked permission to pitch the tents. The staff was helpful and accommodating, allowing camping at the rear under a canopy with lights and electrical points.

 

29 July - Sre Ambel – Andong Tuek – 43 km

As can be imagined, there’s no sleeping late when overnighting at a gas station. So, although Tania wasn’t feeling 100%, we made our way to Andong Tuek.

Closer to the Cardamom mountains, the vegetation became even lusher and greener. At Andong Tuek, boats headed upriver to the small village of Chi Phat situated in the Cardamom protected area. Once home to loggers and poachers, Chi Phat is a community-based eco-tourism centre. I was impressed by how well-organised they were. Once off the boat, a tourist centre listed all the accommodation and activities in the area. We opted for a lovely, rustic bungalow and a one-and-a-half-day trek into the mountains. Supper was a dull affair of rice, boiled cabbage and goose eggs.

 

30-31 July – Andong Tuek

Cambodia continued to surprise us; it’s where cattle have the right of way and people collect water from a communal well. Small kids, half the size of livestock, herd them along. I thought this was an extremely responsible job for such tiny kids. Still, they appeared to take on responsibilities very young and could ride a motorbike (seemingly) from age five.

Early Friday morning, we set off in the company of a guide and cooked into the fabled Cardamom mountains. At first, the hike took us through a planted forest; a good thing as well, as no sooner had we left, than my “fixed” sandal broke. Next, our guide phoned a friend to look in my panniers and bring my sneakers by moto. It’s extraordinary where Cambodians can go by “moto”. Donning my new shoes, a short meander led to the forest, a lovely area with streams, rivers, and thick vegetation.

The cook quickly had a fire going at our lunch stop to prepare rice and vegetables. It felt like we’d scarcely arrived and the food was ready. Our stroll soon resumed, and our guide pointed out beautiful and exotic plants and insects. Included were a few nasty-looking ones seemingly waiting for unsuspected hikers (like us) to pounce upon.

Around 16h00, our little group slinked into camp, where we stayed with a family and hung our hammocks under their wooden house in what I would call their kitchen area. Although a protected area, people still live and farm along the river. We swung in hammocks while chickens and dogs scurried about searching for something to eat and while the family prepared food. The most interesting was watching them cook. The ingredients consisted of pumpkin flowers, grated bamboo shoots, loads of chillies, garlic, and other green grasses we didn’t recognise. The resulting dish was a delicious vegetable soup and, of course, rice.

How fascinating to watch a slice of Cambodian life play out right before our eyes. These people lived extremely basic lives without luxuries; everything was used sparingly. The fire was made using a minimum of wood; they’d no electricity, running water or toilet. Once dark, all went to bed and we crawled into our hammocks while listening to the sounds of the forest, a true privilege.

The following morning, all woke to the crowing of cocks, and albeit still early, there was no sleeping in as the entire household was already up and busy preparing the breakfast fire. We were treated to coffee (which I’m sure was a luxury) as they mainly drank weak tea. After emerging from her morning ablutions (an experience in itself), Tania mentioned she’d to use a leaf! Once breakfast was eaten, we waved goodbye to our family and headed to Chi Phat.

The hike was beautiful and enjoyable. To me, it’s always a pleasure to be in the mountains, and I realised again how much I enjoyed walking in the forest. Upon arrival in Chi Phat, Tania and I headed straight towards the jetty where we hopped on a boat for the return trip. Sadly, our time was too short, and I wished I could’ve stayed longer as I was sure there remained plenty more to see. At the main road, we located digs and prepared for our ride over the mountains the following day. As Tania wasn’t feeling well, suffering from stomach cramps and nausea, we hoped she would feel better by morning.

 

1 August - Sre Ambel – Koh Kong – 43 km (60 km by minivan)

The following morning however, Tania still suffered a massively bloated stomach, cramps, nausea and was unable to eat. Still, she insisted on biking and slowly churned her way up the Cardamom mountains.

Despite being hilly, the ride was beautiful and 43 kilometres later, another river appeared, where a few restaurants were scattered along the way. After a rest, we re-examined our options. Finally, we popped into the small clinic, where the lady gave Tania two tablets and encouraged her to lie down. Still, there was no improvement, and I thought it best to take the bus to Koh Kong, which sported a hospital and accommodation.

After a long wait, a minivan on its way to Koh Kong provided a ride, and in no time, we found ourselves in Koh Kong, where the driver dropped us right in front of the hospital. Once all forms were filled in, Tania was led away to the doctor and returned sporting a list of medications she’d to collect from the pharmacy. I was thrilled her disease was identified and the proper medication prescribed.

A decent room right along the river was our choice, and we settled in to have an early night, hoping Tania would feel better by morning. Fingers crossed.

 

 

Thailand (8)

428 Kilometres – 5 Days

2 August – 8 August 2016

 

2 August – Koh Kong, Cambodia – Trat, Thailand – 100 km

The prescribed $2 drugs worked like a charm, and we rode towards the border, barely 10 kilometres away. The border was hectic and swarmed with tuk-tuks, trucks and busses, all jostling for position while passing through muddy puddles.

Exiting Cambodia and entering Thailand were uncomplicated. The stretch to Trat was a little-visited area offering beautiful beaches and bays. During the day, we met four Thai cyclists on a two-day ride and chatted for a while before continuing. Tania returned to her usual energetic self and made good time, even stopping to have lunch.

It started raining shortly beyond our lunch stop, making a rain-soaked ride to Trat, where we arrived sopping wet. Trat was home to a monastery featuring a lovely jetty along a river. Following much sign language, our request to camp was granted and we could pitch the tents. Not merely did the jetty have an excellent view of the river but it also had a canopy, light and electrical points. The monks offered to lock the gate to the jetty and pointed out the toilets; how kind of them. We first had coffee and then cooked our noodles, all while watching the tide come in, covering the surrounding mangroves.

 

3 August - Trat – Na Yai Am – 111 km

I surfaced to the sound of crabs scurrying about the mangroves and Tania making coffee, a pleasant way to greet the day. We planned on reaching Bangkok by the evening of the 5th, leaving enough time to box Tania’s bike and do last-minute shopping before her flight to South Africa.

That night’s camping was at a petrol station with a 7-Eleven and a good night market right next door. The public toilets at the petrol station provided the necessary ablutions, and we were as happy as the proverbial pigs.

 

4 August - Na Yai Am – Anata Nakorn - 135 km

The ride wasn’t the most exciting. Nevertheless, we pushed onward to put ourselves within striking distance of Bangkok. Thank goodness cycling was comfortable, the weather played along, and good time was made in favourable conditions. Anata Nakorn offered a hotel and we were grateful to have a shower and electrical points to charge devices.

 

5 August - Anata Nakorn – Bangkok – 82 km

Being underway early might not have been the best idea, as the route was congested with morning traffic. Regrettably, the traffic never improved. Still, we soon reached the Bangkok city limits from where bumper-to-bumper traffic led into the capital. In the process, our path took us slap-bang right through the CBD. Concentrating on the map, watching the traffic, and ensuring I didn’t lose Tania made a tiring ride. Finally, I was relieved to reach the famous Khao San Road area from where we had set off almost two months earlier.

We located a ground-floor room sporting a window, air-con and bike space; something always considered a bargain. So came to an end Tania’s cycle tour of Southeast Asia. I was pretty chuffed that it all went well and that the plan came together.

 

6 August - Bangkok

The following day, we had loads to do. So Tania boxed her bike, and I searched for new panniers (as stuff started falling out of the holes of the old ones). Finally, I handed in my camera and lenses to be re-calibrated, which would take two weeks.

 

7 August - Bangkok

I was once again in awe of Bangkok. As we took the river taxi, I watched in amazement at what was happening around me. Colourful longtail boats stood in sharp contrast to old wooden shacks. Askew buildings sat snuggly beside modern skyscrapers, and ferries dodged slow-moving barges heading upstream. We zoomed past colourful and ornate temples where traders sold noodle soup and skewers of chicken asses to passers-by.

We jumped off at the Taksin jetty and hopped on the Skytrain into the heart of the city. All in search of the Canon repair centre, in the MBK building. Fortunately, the sky train stopped right outside the mall. Once all was done, it was back on the Skytrain to the Amarin Plaza, where K-Trade, the outdoor specialist’ sold Ortlieb bags. I bought two brand-new, luminous green panniers, followed by a treat of coffee and a massive slice of cheesecake. By evening, Tania and I sought out Chinatown and the Hau Seng Hong Restaurant, which sold the best dim sum in Bangkok. We ate so much we could barely run towards the tuk-tuk when it started raining.

The 8th arrived far too soon, and time for Tania to return home. Sadly, shortly after handing in my camera and lenses, I received an email from Canon stating the repair would take three weeks.

Wednesday 15 June 2016

080 CYCLE TOURING THAILAND (7) - EN ROUTE TO MEET TANIA




80 THAILAND (7)
1766 Kilometres – 36 Days
20 May – 15 June 2016




MAP

PHOTOS

 

 19 May - Alor Setar, Malaysia – Hat Yai, Thailand - 106 km

The 60 kilometres to the border was uneventful, and navigating Thailand immigration a breeze. Then followed the usual SIM card and ATM prosudures, a further 57 kilometres cycle ride spat me out in Hat Yai. The area around the railway station came with a plethora of inexpensive digs. Park Hotel turned out quite reasonable at 350 Thai Baht (app. $10) for a sizable room sporting wi-fi and a bathroom.


20 May - Hat Yai – Phatthalung - 110 km

Departing Hat Yai was along a rural route, and the day turned out pretty exciting. When travelling by bicycle, one seldom flies under the radar, and my path led slap-bang through the centre of the Friday market. It was clear the area was off the beaten track as not only were all the road signs in Thai, but my presence caused quite a stir and put the fear of God into the kids. Villagers informed it was impossible to reach Bangkok by bicycle, and not even the mange dogs gave chase. However, the main indicator that this was rural Thailand was coming upon the “reading tree,” where a pair of communal reading glasses were left hanging from a branch. The way ran past large rubber tree plantations, small communities, and a multitude of temples.

I even managed to fall off the bike, something not done in years. The tarmac sloped so severely I slid right off. Oops. All of this occurred between bouts of rain. Luckily, convenient shelters gave cover when the heavens opened. Around 5 pm, I cycled, sopping wet, into Phutthalung, discovered a room, and hurried to the night market. One should never go to the night market hungry; and I bought far more than needed. My walk further revealed it was a Buddhist holiday, so no beer was sold. Sigh!

 

21 May - Phutthalung – Thung Song - 90 km

A vital document I’d sent via DHL from India never reached Cape Town and more than two weeks later, still nada, nothing, niks. Oi, the Indian post, and I didn’t get along very well. Of course, I’d a tracking number, but its status was “number not activated.” Searching the internet revealed no telephone number for Kochi DHL. The DHL customer care was equally useless. My only option was to email Henry from Kevin’s Homestay (where I stayed) to ask him for help. In the meantime, I scanned the area for a courier company to resend the document; the closest DHL office was Krabi, 220 kilometres west. Arghh!

By morning, I hung a flower garland on the bike, pulled my cap down and continued north; what must be done, must be done. Seventy kilometres down the drag and 20 kilometres before the Krabi turn-off, an email came in from Henry. Not only did he get me the number, but he physically went there, spoke to them, and gathered all the details concerning the document and the new tracking number. There are fantastic people in this world!

The document arrived in Cape Town, but was on hold as the fee charged wasn’t sufficient to cover delivery. Have you ever? I wondered how long it would’ve taken them to contact me. It boggles the mind and there was no thanking Henry enough for his efforts. However, Tung Song made a convenient place to overnight and ensured all was sorted before proceeding.

 

22-23 May - Thung Song

An additional day was spent in Thung Song to double-check that all was in order. In the process, I ate everything in sight and only stopped short of going into KFC. The eating started at the morning market and continued through the day, up to the night market. The exciting part was coming upon a fascinating festival. Devotees walked the streets revealing cheeks pierced by metal spikes, accompanied by a procession of dancers/actors and, of course, the ever-present fireworks. The affair was colourful and boisterous, not to mention bizarre.

As the day wore on, I felt increasingly weak; by evening, I’d quite a fever. I feared I’d contracted dengue fever, as my whole body ached, and I’d an upset stomach. The night was spent tossing and turning and 3:30 before dozing off. A racquet outside my window woke me at 6.30, and I realised the fever had subsided. How weird, having such a fever in the night and all gone by morning.

Once off the beaten touristy track, little English was spoken. It wasn’t surprising, as English isn’t one of Thailand’s official languages. English wasn’t even spoken at the hotel I stayed, but then, it’s not too difficult to indicate your intentions when walking through the doors of a hotel. Not feeling well, I toyed with ordering a basic pizza instead of eating my usual fried noodles. Still, the process proved a tad more complicated than foreseen. In the end, I gave up and ate my traditional fried noodles. Word was received, the document posted in India was traced, and (many phone calls later) had finally reached its destination. Hallelujah!

 

24 May - Thung Song – Surat Thani - 110 km

Someone asked if cycle touring was still exciting after nine years. Amazingly enough, a new destination remained as exciting as the first day. Each day (weather providing) put a big grin on my face and I believed myself one of the luckiest people on the planet. Cycle touring may not always be easy or comfortable, but whose life is devoid of ups and downs and saddle sores, figuratively speaking?

The two days’ rest did me a world of good. Feeling energetic; not even the rain or roadworks could damper my spirit. It rained the entire day but I clipped in my flashing lights for added visibility and flew to Surat Thani. There must’ve been a tailwind, as I seldom “flew” anywhere. Finally, accommodation uncovered at the intersection of Route 44 and 41, allowed showering and donning dry clothes.

 

25 May - Surat Thani district – Roadside cottage - 110 km

The day turned out another 110 km ride. The weather was cool and although a constant drizzle prevailed, the rain didn’t bucket down as usual, and it felt like I was burning up the tarmac. “Felt” being the operative word as, in reality, I never burned up any road! There were heaps of lovely people en route; firstly a friendly lady selling steamed palm cakes. They were delicious. The next stop was the coconut sellers. The vendor handed me a unique coconut containing a shell filled with jelly. Delicious, thirst-quenching, and cool, and she wanted no money. Following 110 km of riding, convenient chalets came into view. The price was reasonable, and it sported a small shop selling crisps, beer, and cup noodles. I love it when a plan comes together.

 

26 May - Roadside cottage – Chumphon – 90 km

The rain continued throughout the night and was still drizzling by morning. Not particularly good at waiting, I donned my plastic raincoat (cut in half to make cycling easier) and headed to Chumphon. Fortunately, the weather soon cleared, and the day became pleasant biking.

Ladies sold steamed palm cakes, making a perfect breakfast stop. Thailand is aptly known as the land of smiles, and during the day, I met tonnes of smiling faces, from fruit sellers to plastic bottle collectors. What a friendly nation Thailand is. The route went past beautiful temples and the ever-present durian vendors.

Chumphon offered digs at the “Farang Bar,” which looked a tad worse for wear. The rooms were basic, but one couldn’t complain about the price. Next, my wheel picked up a severe wobble, and I searched for a bike shop. Food was, however, first on the list. Fortunately, you don’t need to go far in Thailand; one could smell them miles away. Finally, a bike shop and a new battery for the remote were located. Unfortunately, the lack of English at the bike shop meant nothing got done. What I did find was an extensive array of Dim Sum.

 

27 May - Chumphon

“Don’t have” is the first line of defence when walking into a shop. Hence sorting out the wheel not all easy. Moreover, one discovers how frustrating and challenging communication can be when doing business in a foreign country. In general staff became nervous seeing a Westerner heading to their store. Still, I persevered and, in the end, found a second-hand rim, which hopefully would last until Bangkok. In addition, a keyboard for the laptop was located, seeing it lost the use of the bottom row of keys. And there I thought the Mercury Retrograde was over.

Half-heartedly, I cleaned the drizzled fuel mess off the bike, did the laundry, and cleaned my water bottles, which by then had a lush growth of fungi. In the meantime, more Dim Sum was consumed. I felt sorry for the French couple next door as the lady contracted dengue fever and was very ill.

 

28 May - Chumphon – Thungwualaen Beach – 20 km

Chumphon to Thungwualaen Beach was a mere 20 km, but one of my favourite beaches. However, the place looked a tad forlorn. Still, my room wasn’t too bad at 300 baht but I could tell by the droppings and the hole gnawed in the table I wasn’t the only occupant.

 

29-30 May - Thungwualaen Beach – Bang Saphan Beach – 95 km

Feeling lethargic, I soldiered on, past heaps of beachside accommodation, all looking extremely inviting as they were right on the beach. The road ran past many a temple, all immensely colourful and ornate. A few temples featured a Buddha sitting in the shade of a multi-headed King Cobra. Known as the Naga Buddha, it’s believed the snake protected the Buddha from the elements while attaining enlightenment. My route followed the coast, and the recently resurfaced road was in perfect condition and sported a lovely bicycle lane. The way crossed numerous rivers where fishing boats were lying side by side, sometimes 3 or 4 deep. Smoke billowed from mobile carts selling grilled fish and other delicious looking eats. The aroma was enough to make anyone hungry.

Bang Saphan Beach was reached early, even though the way was slightly hillier. I only mentioned this as southern Thailand is pan flat, and one seldom encounters any hills.

An additional day was spent in Bang Saphan as ample time remained to reach Bangkok. The plan was to meet Tania in Bangkok in two weeks for a 6-week touring holiday in Southeast Asia. There thus remained plenty of time to get myself to Bangkok and I therefore went for a jog but didn’t go far, maybe only 5 or 6 km, as the beach wasn’t long. Early morning the weather was already boiling, and the Thais must’ve considered me insane. In general, Thais don’t like doing exercise. When they do, it’s indoors, i.e. their love for badminton and table tennis. If they thought me strange cycling (while they all have bicycles), you could imagine their surprise seeing a person running.

 

31 May–2 June - Bang Saphan Beach – Prachaup Khiri Khan – 93 km

I emerged tired as half the night was spent chasing cockroaches. As soon as the light was off, they came out. Sandal in hand, I gave chase, but they gave me a good run for my money. These wee buggers were as fast as lightning. In the morning, I left Bang Saphan with a pack of dogs in hot pursuit and I could’ve sworn we were followed by an intrusion of cockroaches. Cartoon style, I gripped the handlebars, pushed my elbows out, made myself flat, and gunned it as fast as possible. The entire neighbourhood’s dogs wanted a piece of me that day. Mercifully, a smaller path veered off, and they gave up.

Nearly the entire way to Prachuap, the road hugged the coast, a paradise. Low-key accommodation lined the beach, consisting of bungalows barely visible behind bougainvillaea and frangipanis. The only sign of life was often a lone hammock strung between two palm trees, lazily swinging in the slight breeze. Bliss! The area was rural; chickens darted across the path, men fished in small dugout canoes, temples, shrines, and the ever-present snakes abounded. I’m sure Thailand has the largest population of snakes in the world. It’s a miracle I didn’t cycle over any. The weather looked ominous, but I pushed on, wondering if it was possible to out cycle the approaching storm. Amazingly enough, my destination was reached without getting soaked. In hindsight, it was a good day as neither the dogs, snakes, nor rain caught me—pity about those darn cockroaches. I swear I’m not making this up.

It dawned bright and sunny and I went for a run. The promenade stretched a good few kilometres, both north and south, making an enjoyable run. I jogged past the pier, a resident troop of monkeys, and the Khao Chong Krachok hill temple before returning to Maggie’s Homestay. Maggie’s wasn’t only dirt cheap but a pleasant place to stay. As a result one more day was spent in Prachuap Khiri Khun, especially following rumours of torrential rain.

 

3 June - Prachuap Khiri Khun – Khao Sam Roi National Park - 70 km

Hanging out at Maggie’s Homestay, shooting the breeze with the other travellers, came easily. Most of the people at Maggie’s seemed to do long stints in Thailand. We drank a few beers and I debated staying another day, but moving on is what I did.

I thus saddled up and pointed the bike in the direction of the nearby National Park. The park was home to roughly six caves, and investigating the Phraya Nakhon Cave sounded fun. I met a family on bikes en route - mum, dad, and three kids ranging between one and six years of age. How cool is that? Mum carried the littlest one in front in a kind of baby seat and the middle one behind her while dad was on a recumbent with the eldest; needless to say, they were loaded. I tip my hat to them.

An abode right along the river lured me in and I soon set out in the direction of Phraya Nakhon Cave. Getting to the cave involved cycling to the beach, taking a boat around the headland, and a steep walk up the mountain. The cave housed a beautiful temple, but no light came through the cave ceiling.

 

4 June - Khao Sam Roi National Park – Cha-Am – 80 km

I’d difficulty dragging myself from under the white linen (an absolute novelty), as I rarely enjoyed the luxury of a room that gave any cover, let alone white linen. Moreover, Thailand’s weather is far too hot and humid, and thus no need for blankets or even a sheet.

I set off through the hills of the National Park - my African music going full blast. Indecisive about overnighting in Hua Hin, I continued to Cha-Am. At first, I considered giving Cha-Am a miss, but Bangkok was a comfortable two-day ride away. Moreover, I wasn’t happy finding a tick on me, even though getting tick-bite fever was unlikely. Still, I wasn’t too fond of these pests. The reports of rabid dogs in the area were far more worrying.

 

5 June - Cha-Am - Samut Songkhram – 90 km

The stretch between Cha-Am and Samut Songkhram was varied and scenic. Not only was the way dotted with interesting food and drinks stands, but ran past salt farms, tiny fishing villages, temples, and mangrove swamps. Crab fishing was at the order of the day and almost every stall offered cooked crab. Add an excellent road featuring a cycle lane, and the ride was pleasurable.

Albeit blistering hot I rolled into Samut Songkhram early and headed to Hometown Hostel. The hostel is lovely, offering modern air-con dorms, clean bathrooms, and friendly staff. Once unpacked, a beeline was made for the markets as they were already in full swing. Samut Songkhram is home to the fascinating railway market that spills onto the railway line. Canopies hurriedly get taken down when a train approaches. However, once the train has passed, the whole shebang goes back into place, and trade continues.

 

6-12 June - Samut Songkhram – Bangkok – 90 km

One good thing about cycle touring is travelling along minor and rural country roads. It’s incredible how rural the area along the outskirts of mighty Bangkok was. People lived along and from the many rivers and canals, and taxi stands were longtail boat jetties. Meeting a broom and feather duster salesman, as well as an elephant carer, wasn’t unusual. Still, in both cases, our conversation was limited. All went well until around midday, after which I started feeling feverish and my entire body started aching, from my hair follicles to my ankles. Drained of all energy, I pushed on, remembering my motto, I’ll get there if I keep going forward. I honestly didn’t think I could finish the last 20 km, and even reverted to my counting method.

As if feeling this dreadful wasn’t enough, the traffic was horrendous as I somehow landed upon a route where the new Skytrain was under construction—what a mess. Once in Bangkok, it was straight to my old go-to guesthouse only to find they no longer existed. I’d no energy to search for alternative accommodation and opted for the first available place and flopped onto the bed, shaking like a leaf and vomiting each morsel consumed that day. Phew, what a day. In hindsight, I’ve no idea how I managed to cycle the 90 km from Samut Songkhram. In the following days I went from bad to worse. Dengue fever is a mosquito-borne disease, which has no treatment as yet. True to its name, the condition is characterised by a high fever, severe body aches and pains, headaches and the distinctive pain behind the eyes, nausea and vomiting. The body aches and pains came as shooting pains leaving me moaning and groaning at the slightest movement. It was virtually impossible to eat anything as all came straight out. The only medication available was treating the symptoms, and I stocked up with painkillers and anti-nausea tablets. It felt like I slept 40 days and 40 nights, and surfaced with half my body weight. Still, I don’t recommend Dengue as a weight loss programme.

All the time, I was aware Tania was arriving in a few days, and there I was, lying without even being able to walk to the corner store, let alone cycle around Southeast Asia.

 

June 13-15 - Bangkok

Mercifully, the day Tania arrived, I finally turned the corner and felt marvellous compared to the previous days. I’d breakfast which miraculously stayed down and even managed a cup of coffee. Of all things, I missed my coffee the most. Around midday, Tania arrived, and I was impressed by her packing skills; all her stuff neatly fitted into her bike box and one other bag. All I needed was to get myself into cycling shape, so we could explore Southeast Asia. Arggh. I wish I were feeling 100% already. As the days wore on, I felt stronger and stronger; we explored Bangkok and its alleyways by eating food from the many street vendors, and in general, enjoying the craziness of Bangkok.

Friday 20 May 2016

078 & 079 CYCLE TOURING SINGAPORE (2) & MALAYSIA (3)

 


SINGAPORE (2) & MALAYSIA (3)
1 030 Kilometres – 36 Days
13 April – 19 April 2016



78 SINGAPORE (2)
40 Kilometres – 6 Days
13 April – 19 April 2016


 13 April 2016 – Cape Town, South Africa – Singapore (by plane)

Although I didn’t get to see everyone and didn’t do everything planned, it was time to say goodbye to friends and family. I departed lovely Cape Town for the long flight to Singapore via Dubai and Colombo, Sri Lanka.

The flight wasn’t too bad as long-haul flights go, except it came with a 6-hour layover in Colombo. Moreover, it happened to be Tamil New Year and a public holiday in Sri Lanka. As a result, heaps of free fruit, tea, coconut milk and rice cakes were offered. The rice cakes were lovely, especially since they were served accompanied by a very potent chilli paste.

 

14 April - Singapore

The next day, my flight touched down in Singapore, where I was instantly transported into a foreign culture. I drew a few expensive Singapore dollars, bought a SIM card, and hailed a taxi to the Tree in Lodge Hostel, a well-known hostel amongst cycle tourers. SK, the hostel owner, cycled from Finland to Singapore a few years before and has ever since hosted cyclists from around the globe. I was impressed that he waited until my ungodly hour of arrival and was ready to assist in carrying my bicycle and panniers inside. Of course, this may not sound like a big deal to anyone. Still, once on a plane that many hours, I always disembark, half disorientated from a lack of sleep and exercise. SK’s assistance was thus highly appreciated.

 

15 April

The following day it was nearly midday before I surfaced and headed down the well-organised Singaporean streets and suburbs to Chinatown. A place where I found an authentic Chinatown. Albeit squeaky clean, it offered the usual abundance of delicious food and strange dried items—from seahorses to flying lizards. I loved how the old Chinese shophouses had been renovated and were still in use, making a colourful picture against a backdrop of modern skyscrapers. With a stomach full of pork pau and dim sum, I returned to the hostel to assemble the bike and get things organised to cycle north, as it wasn’t going to happen on its own.

 

16 April

I emerged to a roommate announcing a free tour of the parliament house and quickly downed a cup of coffee and took off. Once again, it became an enjoyable day of fascinating history, jaw-dropping architecture, and delicious eats. An amble along the banks of the Singapore River took me past fascinating pieces of art, tourists enjoying the riverside restaurants, and past busy Singaporeans rushing to and from work. Later, I returned to the hostel, to collect the tripod for a few night shots. Things didn’t quite pan out that way, as I chatted to two cyclists who had just arrived. We had a few beers, and it became a social evening.

 

17-18 April

I was warming to Singapore and stayed two more days. Firstly, to look for a new laptop, as mine was slowly packing up (in the end, I decided against it). Then, at sunset, I walked to the waterfront and snapped a few bad hand-held shots of the laser show. Why is it that I never have the tripod when I need it?

 

19 April - Singapore – Johor Bahru, Malaysia - 40 km

My last day at the Tree in Lodge Hostel arrived. My path led towards the Woodlands checkpoint, and I met SK for a cold drink en route. Again, the Tree in Lodge Hostel staff was exceptionally helpful and kind.

Shortly afterwards, I crossed the border into Malaysia at the busiest (and most organised) border crossing I’ve ever seen. Malaysia was starting to feel like home! Although relatively early, I decided to stay in Johor Bahru as I’d never stayed there before. I found a room and searched for the usual (an ATM and SIM card). Johor Bahru was fast changing—from a seedy border town to a hip and modern city. Sadly, the lovely old quarters seemed to be losing character as the old shophouses made way for new malls and shopping centres.

Fortunately, I found a room in an area sporting plenty of typical eateries, where toothless men sat smoking and playing board games while sipping tea or Tiger beer. As the Malays know how to cook a decent curry, I grabbed a curry and rice and settled in for the night.


79 Malaysia (3)
990 Kilometres – 30 Days
20 April – 19 May 2016


 

20 April – Johor Bahru – Pontian Kecil – 60 km

My windowless room made sleeping late; the time was past 9h00 before emerging. The humid weather made my clothes cling to my sweat-soaked body long before getting on the bike. The idea was to take a smaller path along the coast. Still, Malaysia developed so quickly that the intended small road turned into a new highway. This left little other option but to follow the highway until a minor route appeared. The new road made comfortable cycling to Pontian Kecil where an inexpensive hotel lured me in. A short walk led to a supermarket to buy food and other bits and bobs, after which I hastily returned to the coolness of my air-conditioned room. Phew.

 

21 April - Pontian Kecil – Batu Pahat – 70 km

The day must’ve been unusually hot, as a lady by motorbike handed me an ice-cold “100-Plus” sports drink. This kind gesture was highly appreciated, and the drink went down rather well. Later, a Malay man stopped, gave me a bottle of water, and offered me a ride to Batu Pahat. However, he must’ve considered me a madwoman, biking in the midday heat and refusing a ride.

The Warmshowers host contacted the previous night never responded, and the Garden Hotel had to do that the night.

 

22-23 April - Batu Phat – Malacca – 100 km

My digs included breakfast, which came as a surprise. Then, following a good plate of fried rice, the way led north to Malacca past plenty of stands to quench my thirst. Even though scorching I soldiered onwards. Bustling Malacca was home to Ringo’s Foyer Guest House and Warmshower host, Howard. The place was a cool hostel where cycle tourists could overnight on the roof terrace free of charge.

The next morning, a jog along the river revealed a whole new perspective of Malacca. The sweltering weather made me appreciate my rooftop spot, which offered a slight breeze.

 

24 April - Malacca – Lukut - 75 km

The high humidity left me drenched before even getting underway. However, the day offered pleasant coastal riding. A humble stand provided breakfast at a fraction of the price in touristy Malacca. One could tell the day was unusually hot as even Muslim ladies were swimming – burka and all.

Seeing all those ladies in their wet burkas must’ve been a tad too much for this conservative society. No sooner had I left the coast and I came across a man masturbating by the roadside.

The oppressing heat made me opt for a pricey homestay, but it was worth the price for the powerful air-con.

 

25 April - Lukut – Puchong – 80 km

My early departure was due to the heat, and I made my way to Peter’s place in Puchong and looked forward to seeing Peter and his family. Luckily, the day offered comfortable riding, partly through palm oil plantations and partly along a busy road past the Malaysian Grand Prix circuit and airport. At Peter’s I was welcomed with a cold beer and a warm pie. What luxury, as there’s nothing worse than a warm beer and a cold pie.

 

26 April-1 May – Puchong

Peter put me up in an apartment, what luxury. So I decided to fly to India to collect the stuff I’d “posted” 3 months earlier. Seeing the parcel never left Kochi Post Office; I’d no choice but to retrieve it myself. The box contained all my “valuable” items, i.e. sleeping bag, tent, stove, etc., and thus worth my while to collect. The flight prices varied daily, and as the best-priced one was in 5 days, I’d a few days to lounge about. So little was done apart from going for a morning jog and walking to the shops to get foodstuff.

 

2 May – Puchong, Malaysia – Kochi, India

Peter kindly drove me to the airport at the ungodly hour of 3h00 as my flight departed at 6h00. The flight was an uneventful 4-hour one and we arrived in Kochi, India at 7h00. Kevin’s Homestay once again became home for the next few days, and I went in search of my parcel, found intact at the post office. The reason for the non-sending was listed as two-fold. Firstly, an item contained “batteries” (maybe referring to the solar panel, which couldn’t store energy) and secondly, due to an item containing “powder”. Could it have been the instant noodles? The parcel was returned due to security reasons, and I wasn’t refunded the postage.

With all my goodies safely in my possession, I rushed to my favourite steamed momo restaurant.

Being May, Kochi appeared slightly forlorn in the depressing heat. Virtually all tourists had gone, and long-term tenants had already departed in search of cooler climates elsewhere.

“What are you still doing here?” someone asked, indicating the tourist season was over. Even the fishing boats in port seemed sadly abandoned in the midday heat. Fishermen, half lying, half sitting, were lethargically watching flies crawling over their meagre catch. The usual colourful clothes on display looked faded as they slowly flapped in the breeze. How vastly different in comparison to the high season. Yet, even amid the heat and humidity, India remained my favourite place to linger. Maybe it’s the madness, the contrast, the craziness of everything. While looking at the incredible amount of plastic pollution, I noticed someone knitted covers for the tree branches behind me. I thought, “This is indeed incredible India”.

 

3-4 May - Kochi

A free day in Kochi gave me time to discover all it offers despite the heat. In the process, I bought a suitcase as lugging around a massive box proved difficult.

Then, off to the washing area, where laundry was done by hand in big concrete tubs, wrung out and hung on a twisted rope line; no pegs were needed. Finally, all items were neatly ironed in an old-fashioned way using oversized cast-iron irons filled with coals. How nothing gets lost is one of India’s countless mysteries.

Again, the contrast in India left me speechless. At times things can be incredibly green in this polluted country. The clothesline, made of coconut husk, isn’t simply green, but considered one of the strongest. The line is twisted, and corners of the laundry are slipped into the twists, making pegs unnecessary. How clever.

My return flight to Malaysia departed at 23h30 and thus left a considerable amount of time to kill. At 80 rupees the airport bus made more sense than a 1,200 rupees taxi ride. But being India, not all went according to plan. Soon after departing, all were refunded their 80 rupees and told the bus was caput. So I teamed up with Bianca, from Switzerland, and we hailed a tuk-tuk, and off we went in our “air-con Ferrari” in bumper-to-bumper traffic, making it just in time to catch our 23h30 flight. There’s never a dull moment in India.

 

5 May – Kochi – India - Puchong, Malaysia

AirAsia is a budget airline and I mean BUDGET. They didn’t even offer a glass of water; the mere fact the toilets were free came as a surprise. Still, I wasn’t complaining; it was simply fascinating. We landed smoothly, and the airport train took me to Putrajaya Central, where Peter waited. Following a few winks, I slowly gathered my stuff, ready to resume my quest. By evening a spectacular storm broke over Puchong complete with dramatic lightning.

 

6 May - Puchong

The previous night’s storm made a fresh and perfect morning jog, past municipal workers mowing lawns, leaving the smell of freshly cut grass in their wake. Past the lake and the new MRT still under construction, past the lady selling fried snacks, and I enjoyed the familiarity of what has become my morning jog. My last day in Puchong was spent doing laundry and packing my few belongings, finding I suddenly had a whole bunch of extra stuff.

 

7 May - Puchong - Kuala Selangor – 73 km

I’d breakfast in the company of Peter and Alice and knew I would miss them terribly. Still, it was good to be on the bicycle and cycling along rural paths. Towards the end of the day, the Melawati Ria Hotel came into view and offered tiny but cool rooms. At the reception, I met Saras, a teacher from Puchong, who promptly invited me to join them on a firefly trip. We boarded a tiny rowboat in bucketing rain and surprisingly had real good sightings of fireflies.

 

8 May - Kuala Selangor

With a fair amount to see in Selangor, I donned my running shoes and headed out the door. First, in the direction of the nearby small Nature Park. Unfortunately, the area wasn’t for the fainthearted, mosquito-wise, and I’d to step up the pace a tad and made my way out the park with swarms of eager mosquitos in hot pursuit. Once outside the park I dragged my, by then, weary body up Bukit Malawati, a small hill where once stood a fort, captured by the Dutch in 1867 and recaptured by the Sultan in 1873. The only remains were part of a retaining wall, a few cannons, a poisoned well, a 200-year-old Angsana tree, and a bedrock believed to be used for beheading traitors but highly likely utilised by the Sultan as a lookout over his stronghold. Although the outing was more sightseeing than running, it remained fascinating.

 

9 May - Kuala Selangor - Melintang - 75 km

Early morning the tarmac was already baking in the sun, but I filled my water bottles and went in search of rural routes, of which there were plenty. These small secondary paths through palm plantations were quiet, with practically no traffic, only the occasional small kampung and playful monkeys darting across the way. Interestingly, these Selangor silvered langurs are born sporting orange fur while the adults are black. The fur doesn’t change colour until three to five months after birth. The young are cared for by females communally and aren’t weaned until 18 months, even though the biological mother stops lactating after 12 months. How fascinating.

Pantai Redang was home to a wishing tree and sported branches entangled by red ribbons. One could buy the ribbons, knotted both ends with coins, and throw them into the tree to make a wish. I threw one lying on the ground and wondered if it would have the same effect.

My chosen path continued across countless rivers, crammed by fishing boats, past ornate Hindu temples and small villages until Melintang. Almost 16h00, the usual food carts were already in full swing. The smells drifting across from these stalls was enough to make me call it a day.

 

10 May - Melintang – Setiawan – 60 km

The stretch between Melintang and Setiawan turned out uneventful as it didn’t offer any rural paths. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t have stopped in Setiawan was it not for me leaving my laptop charger behind. To my shock and horror, I learned there wasn’t a charger available for my brand new laptop. How on earth do they launch a new laptop without providing the necessary support? All my ranting and raving didn’t make one iota of difference and certainly, wouldn’t make one fall out of the sky.

Contacting the Kuala Selangor hotel to inquire about the charger was a priority, but the answer was negative. A subsequent phone call revealed the charger was indeed located. Happy dance. This was expected to be the happy ending. Unfortunately, the saga continued as no direct bus ran to Kuala Selangor. The sole bus option ran: Setiawan - Kuala Lumper – Klang – Kuala Selangor, a 2-day overnight journey, returning the same way. Phew, best to sleep on it.

 

11 May - Setiawan

Packing a small bag of necessary items, I made my way out the door, mentally prepared for a long bus ride, but midway opted for a costly taxi ride. At 500 Malaysian Ringgit (App. $125), the fee was nearly the laptop’s price. On the positive side, I would be back the same day. This was likely not the best option, but the deed was done. In the process, I became the proud owner of the costliest laptop charger in Malaysia.

 

12 May - Setiawan – Taiping - 90 km

“How old are you?” and “You must be very strong.” are two typical remarks in this part of the world. My usual reply is I’m not doing anything remarkable, seeing women give birth naturally. That is strong and brave! I’m simply pedalling a bicycle—not pushing a baby out of my vagina! There is no comparison!

Taiping made a short cycling day but I’d no desire to push on to Panang, an additional 80 kilometres down the drag. During the day, I met two Belgian cyclists nearing the end of their year-long cycle journey from Belgium to Singapore. They looked fit, lean, and tanned—but most of all, happy. Though they were looking forward to seeing their children and grandchildren, I was sure they would miss their life on the road. We chatted a while before continuing our separate ways.

I pulled into Taiping, thinking I might give the zoo at night one more try, this time, tripod in hand, but the weather came in and it started raining, and nothing came of my nightly visit to the zoo.

 

13-17 May - Taiping – Penang - 98 km

It was late morning before pedalling out of Taiping, as I didn’t fall asleep until the early hours of the morning. Fortunately, the day was overcast, making effortless riding to Penang. Not that one wasn’t sweating buckets, but at least it wasn’t under the scorching sun.

Penang was meant to be a quick in and out to arrange a Thailand visa. But, being Friday, meant waiting until Monday to hand in the passport and hopefully receiving it the following morning, making it Wednesday before resuming my ride. In the meantime, a budget room at the Love Lane Inn was as bare-bones as they came, providing only a mattress on the floor. The price, however, reflected the lack of amenities.

Soon the famous street food got underway, and I rushed to my favourite food stand and gulped down a good dose of exotic eats. Then, after making a copy of the passport (needed for the visa application), I returned to my mattress on the floor.

In the morning I donned running shoes and set off to discover the area on foot. First to the water’s edge, and then along the promenade, past the old fort and heaps of old colonial buildings, some renovated and others still waiting in line.

One could hardly call it “running” as I was merely chugging along grimacing, gasping for air, arms flailing wildly. Taking all that effort, I should’ve moved at quite a pace but scarcely moved at all. It’s extraordinary how others can make jogging look so comfortable. Drenched in sweat, I returned to my mattress, only to find no water in the shower due to a broken pipe. The lack of amenities made me load up and move around the corner to another, and considerably better joint at the same price. At least I’d a bed, bedside table, writing table and two chairs, as well as a “shower inside” but toilet still outside.

Following my morning run, I met up with Rickee Lee, a native of Penang and fellow cycle tourer. We had breakfast together and jabbered on about all kinds of things. It’s amazing; the awesome people one meets while cycling.

The following day, a bus took me to the snake temple situated along the outskirts of town. The temple is quite old and was constructed in 1850 by a Buddhist monk. Surprisingly, the snakes weren’t in cages but slithered at random. One had to tread carefully as these Pit Vipers were everywhere. After a few pictures, I made a hasty retreat.

Finally, Tuesday arrived, and time to collect the passport containing a new two-month Thailand visa.

 

18 May - Penang – Alor Setar - 103 km

I just about had enough of the negativity in Southeast Asia. If one more person told me I was too old to cycle, I thought I was going to fucking punch them in the face. I look old, but, Christ, I wasn’t 100 years old. All the “How old ARE you?” said with a lifting of the eyebrows was getting on my droopy tits. I guessed I could’ve donned a burka. One would swear the right to ride a bicycle was strictly reserved for the under 25s. Rant over.

I didn’t get underway until 9h00, but the day offered pleasurable biking and the weather a pleasant 30–33°C. My chosen route followed the main road past a multitude of eateries selling interesting snacks and drinks. The area further revealed huge high-volume buildings used for farming swiftlet nests. These edible nests are made of solidified saliva and used in soups, an immensely popular, albeit expensive, dish.

The rainy season was fast approaching, and paddies fields were prepared for planting. This labour-intensive job made me appreciate every grain. Alor Setar (Alor Star) was reached in good time. The Comfort Hotel was easily the most affordable in town. There was no “bathroom inside”, but the bicycle could be inside, and the communal bathrooms were sparkling clean. The conveniently located night market behind the hotel, provided easy pickings.

 

19 May - Alor Setar, Malaysia – Hat Yai, Thailand - 106 km

There wasn’t a single “How old ARE you?” on this day. I guessed my aura clearly stated, “don’t even think about it”. The 60 kilometres to the border was uneventful, and the crossing into Thailand, was easy-peasy. Then followed the usual SIM card/draw money thing, and a further 57 kilometres cycle ride spat me out in Hat Yai. The area around the railway station came with a plethora of inexpensive digs. Park Hotel turned out quite reasonable at 350 Thai Baht (app. $10) for a sizable room sporting wi-fi and a bathroom.