Wednesday, 4 September 2013

CYCLE TOURING MALAYSIAN BORNEO


Malaysian Borneo
1 794 Kilometres – 57 Days
10 July – 4 September 2013



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SARAWAK, BORNEO

10 July 2013 - Cape Town, South Africa - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Leaving the Americas wasn’t my first choice, but I returned to South Africa for various personal reasons. The bank cards were finally delivered (following a long wait), and I was excited to continue my journey. Erika, my sister, kindly drove me to the airport. Unfortunately, the mere five-kilo overweight came at a massive expense. I was, understandably, miffed as many passengers carried at least 5kg of body fat more than me.

Airport staff informed me the luggage could only be booked to Kuala Lumpur, as a different airline operated between Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and Kuching, Borneo. I felt ripped off, even though one could understand their reasoning.

Finally, all were on board, and we were off to Dubai. Surprisingly, I saw Mark and cousin Marida on the same flight en route to Phuket. I imagined we'd meet at Dubai airport, but the Dubai airport was such a vast and busy one I never even caught a glimpse of them. I made my way towards Terminal 2, at the opposite end of the airport. So far was it, one needed the airport train. Soon enough, though, we were Kuala Lumpur bound.

 

11 July - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – Kuching, Sarawak, Borneo

Once in Kuala Lumpur, I dutifully went to the baggage claim area as told but could find no sign of the luggage. Finally, the lost luggage staff confirmed the baggage was indeed sent onward to Kuching. What a bummer as, by then, I had missed the flight to Kuching and had no option but to buy a new ticket. The trip was expensive, but I was still relieved to arrive in Kuching, Sarawak, Borneo.

Borneo is the third largest island in the world and the largest in Asia, and it held a huge fascination for me.

Politically, the island is shared among three countries: Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia, with approximately 30% of the island being Malaysian territory. The island straddles the equator, and the best part of the Malaysian side is in the northern hemisphere.

A taxi into town made locating a hostel effortless, and even though dead-tired, I couldn’t sleep as the six-hour time difference made my days and nights all wrong.

 

12 July - Kuching

Beds Guesthouse, situated in China Town, was conveniently located and close to a bike shop. The shop kindly offered to collect my bicycle from the guesthouse as carrying a bike in a box is somewhat tricky. I also located a cup water-heater (to make a quick cup of coffee) and a pair of sandals. Removing shoes in nearly all Southeast Asian places makes flip-flops or sandals the most suitable footwear. I, subsequently, discovered my laptop charger was left behind, but that had to wait 'till the following morning.

Kuching turned out fascinating, and China Town was a convenient place to stay and a short distance from the waterfront with its boardwalk and food stalls.

It further turned out to be the first day of the annual food fair. Smoke hung heavily over the area as more than two hundred stall owners fried, grilled and steamed their particular delicacies. Choices were endless, from strange fried balls, items on sticks, dumplings, and food wrapped in leaves; all were delicious. From Chinese and Malay to Indian – the market had something for even the pickiest eater. And, if you really couldn't make up your mind, it offered a wide array of international delicacies – even hamburgers were on offer.

 

13 July - Kuching

My lack of sleep finally caught up with me and I only emerged at 11h00—time to explore the pedestrian lanes of China Town. My meander took me past rows and rows of Chinese shophouses, primarily built in the 1920s and '30s. From there, I made my way through the Indian quarters, where alleys were lined with textiles, jewellery and food.

How can I not mention the cats of Kuching? The town had at least four cat-adorned roundabouts and even a cat museum.

In my walkabout, a laptop charger, a USB modem, and a SIM card were all uncovered. A successful day, all in all. I returned to the food fair at sunset to sample more of their exotic cuisine.

 

14 June - Kuching

The plan was to leave but plenty remained to be seen. A bus took me to Bako National Park, and once at the park, a boat ferried visitors to the park headquarters. I teamed up with a couple on their way to the island as the charge was per boat, not per person, and thus cheaper to share and lovely to have company.

The boat took us past the legendary Cobra, a rock sticking out of the ocean resembling said snake and dropped us at an idyllic beach. From the beach, a path meandered to the park entrance. The scenery was spectacular, and we also encountered strange-looking monkeys and even a few bush pigs. The boat picked us up at 16h00; all in all, a fantastic day. Starving, the easiest was returning to the food fair to grab a bite.

 

15 June - Kuching

Realising one needed a visa to Brunei, I popped into the Brunei Consulate. The consulate informed a visa took three days but travellers could obtain a transit visa at the border. Armed with this information, I hopped on a bus to Semenggoh Nature Reserve, approximately a forty-five-minute bus ride out of town.

The park was home to orangutans. Twenty years ago, eleven orangutans were rescued after being orphaned or held in captivity. The programme was hugely successful, and the surrounding forest now has a thriving population of healthy adolescents and young adults, breeding in the wild. Watching these immensely human-like creatures was highly intriguing and I could watch them for hours on end.

At the hostel, typical hostel life prevailed – some watched TV, and others prepared food or lazed about. I chatted with fellow travellers before retreating to my tiny abode. (At least the aircon was icy cold).

 

16 July - Kuching - Serian Ranchan pools - 70km

I was excited as this was the day I was to start my journey through Borneo. Unfortunately, the weather was (as can be expected) sweltering, precisely the type of hothouse effect one could expect from one of the world's last wildernesses. A sole paved coastal road led to Sabah, but the genuinely interesting places were inland along waterways. Still, I ambled past numerous rural settlements.

With traffic driving on the left-hand side, I stopped at a motorcycle repair shop to change the mirror to the bicycle's opposite side. People were incredibly friendly, and the guy at the shop was eager to help.

The second stop was at a store to get a drink of water. Again, the lady (who spoke English) was interested in my travels and we chatted for a while. Upon departing, she hurried out of the shop with a packet of biscuits - how sweet of her. Shortly past the village of Serian a convenient recreational area with a great swimming hole appeared. Camping wasn’t allowed, but bungalows were available and I was happy for the relative luxury.

At around 20h00, I strolled the short distance to the restaurant and sat chatting with the owners. The temperature was a wonderfully comfortable 28°C and perfect to sit outside (albeit with a few nasty flying insects). Supper was nasi goreng (spicy fried rice) and tea.

Soon, thunder and lightning started, and rain came pelting down. Luckily, the restaurant had Wi-Fi, and I sat surfing the net until the storm subsided, allowing getting to my chalet without getting soaked.

 

17 July - Serian Ranchan pools – Selepong - 100km

Breakfast was coffee and cereal mixed with Milo due to a lack of milk. By the time the bike was loaded, the time was past 9h30 and an additional day was spent biking in oppressing heat, with the sun beating down mercilessly. The route came with a few sharp inclines, which required walking the bicycle up one (which shows how unfit I had become). Every little shop was frequented to top up with water.

Afraid it wouldn't be possible to make it to Sri Aman before sunset, I quit upon spotting a school with significant grounds. Once the tent was pitched, I discovered I had no food besides the biscuits the lady had given me the previous day. With no shop nearby, the cookies became supper.

Mercifully, there remained water in my water bottle, as the taps were dry and, all stinky and sweaty, I crawled in. Unfortunately, no sooner had I zipped up the tent than rain started bucketing down, a rain which continued throughout the night; at least the tent was waterproof. I was thankful for small mercies.

 

18 July - Selepong – Sri Aman - 30km

Waking up was early - as soon as cars started arriving, dropping kids off. Packing up the still-wet tent was in view of the usual spectators, to whom I waved goodbye and biked the short distance to Sri Aman. Of course, there was no reason to go to Sri Aman, but I weakened at the thought of a shower, and a plate of mee goreng (fried noodles).

Sri Aman was situated upon the Batang Upar River and was famous for the benak, or tidal bore. The tidal bore came in from the river mouth, filling the river in almost ten minutes. It's said the wave crest at Sri Aman could get up to two or three meters high and surfers usually wait along the riverbank to catch a wave.

At around six o'clock, the heavens opened, and I was happy in my abode from where to watch the rain through the window. As soon as the storm subsided, I returned to the riverfront where stalls served nasi goreng kampung (village-style fried rice). The portion was a considerable one and came topped with an egg, a piece of chicken, and tiny dried fish (approximately five centimetres long and less than a centimetre wide), accompanied by a small bowl of soup.

 

19 July - Sri Aman – Betong - 81km

Though two more mountains remained, the way was far more level than the previous days. Adding the luxury of a cloud cover, going was a great deal easier, making it relaxed cycling. At first, the plan wasn't to turn into Betong. Still, ten kilometres beyond the turn-off, another signboard pointed to Betong, and my curiosity got the better of me.

Surprisingly, Betong was more substantial than anticipated, with at least three hotels, various shops, as well as a vast and modern sports field. Exploring the area, which came with a few stares, gave the impression that few foreigners ever visited Betong.

It seemed Betong had more Muslim residents than Chinese, judging by the food available. However, being the month of Ramadan, virtually all the restaurants were closed during the day. Still, the food market opened after sunset, selling all kinds of lovely, sweet stuff as well as curry chicken and curry fish – all typically Malay.

 

20 July - Betong – Serikei - 128km

Early morning, I resumed my ride, with trucks carting loads to the palm oil mills. The forest was slowly making way for more palm oil plantations. Riding, one could hear monkeys in the dense forest, but they seldom showed themselves.

The weather was boiling, and Borneo wasn’t for those afraid of heat or humidity. The road became hillier as the day progressed, with an option to turn off to Saratok (which I should've taken). The map, nevertheless, indicated a nature park a little further, which looked more appealing. Unfortunately, the Sebangkoi Nature Park and Resort turned out disappointing and neglected. I, therefore, merely filled the water bottle and proceeded toward Sarikei.

The day was marred by oppressive heat, which made it exhausting riding. As a result, Sarikei lured me in as it sported various places to overnight and had plenty of food.

Even by Malaysian standards, Sarawak has an extraordinary mix of people: the largest ethnic group was neither Chinese (26%) nor Malay (21%), but the Iban (29%), known as the fiercest head-hunters in Borneo. The food was equally varied - in nearly all towns, one could find Malay, Chinese and Indian food and a wide selection of ethnic dishes. However, Sarikei appeared more Chinese, as most of the stalls sold Chinese food and supper was a substantial plate of Chinese noodles and a bowl of soup. Just what the doctor ordered.

 

21 June – Sarikei

I felt tired and stayed in Sarikei as I thought I could do with a day of lazing around. Sarikei didn’t offer much of interest, but it remained an intriguing and typical Sarawakian town, sporting many old Chinese shophouses from the 1930s. The area was famous for growing pineapples and pepper, and the city (not surprisingly) boasted a gigantic pineapple statue.

Located beside the Rajang River, where the river emptied into the South China Sea, boats operated between Sarikei, Kuching, and Sibu. The riverfront was the breeziest place and practically all gathered there to chat and have a snack. So naturally, I followed suit and grabbed a bite to eat while watching the sunset. Ships moving upstream were surprisingly substantial as I didn’t think the river was that deep.

 

22 July - Sarikei – Sibu - 70km

A second look at the map revealed a shortcut to Sibu. Instead of 100-odd kilometres, the distance turned out around 65 or 70 kilometres. Moreover, the road was surprisingly flat, making for an early arrival in Sibu, a remarkably modern city alongside the mighty Rajang River.

From Sibu, the Rajang River ran almost 560 kilometres into the heart of Sarawak. The river was busy, with heaps of cargo ships loading and offloading containers. Passenger boats lay three deep at the passenger terminal, waiting to ferry villagers upriver.

In addition, Sibu sported the impressive Tua Pek Kong Chinese temple. This dragon-adorned temple consisted of a seven-story pagoda with murals depicting the Chinese zodiac signs. A huge, golden bowl was filled with incense sticks, and outside smoke of massive joss sticks filled the air. Devotees lit candles and incense and placed fruits and flowers – providing a pleasant atmosphere of peace and calm.

That evening, the convenient night market provided roti and curry sauce.

 

23 June - Sibu

From Sibu, the plan was to take a trip upriver to Kapit, a three-hour boat ride away and the day, thus, spent in Sibi to plan the trip. The bank was, sadly, off-line and the day came and went with me going nowhere.

Nevertheless, there were many exciting sights in town. Much time was spent trundling through its considerable covered market, where virtually anything was for sale. All kinds of fish, from catfish to shrimps, were displayed in orderly piles, and in-between flowers and spices, strange-looking shellfish and crab could be bought by the kilo. Live chickens were neatly wrapped in newspapers (poor things). Slaughtered ducks lay ungracefully next to the food area, which made me lose my appetite. Instead of having a bite to eat, I continued.

From there, the narrow lanes of Chinatown zig-zagged past many a hardware and motorcycle store but no bicycle shop. Now and again, a sidewalk café provided a cup of green tea, out of the fierce sun. Since leaving Kuching, I hadn't seen any Westerners. I, hence, stuck out like a sore thumb, being considerably taller and with lighter skin. Add curly hair and there was no hiding. People never took their eyes off me and my every move was watched with intense interest. Though I could understand their behaviour, I found the constant attention exhausting.

Strolling along backstreets en route to the night market, shop owners curiously peeped out of doors to see what stranger was lurking in their midst. In addition, one could hear kids call, "Hello, how are you?" followed by endless giggles.

 

24 July - Sibu - Selangau - 80km

Cycling out of Sibu, the river was already a hive of activity; barges headed downstream with enormous logs, and longboats ferried people to and from remote riverside villages. My path took me past colourful Chinese temples and indigenous settlements, where people still lived in longhouses.

Traditionally, most were built using timber, but nowadays wood and bricks are used. Generally, these longhouses were raised off the ground on stilts and divided into more or less a public area in front (resembling a communal veranda) and a row of private, single-room living quarters along the other side—each room with a single door per family. The cooking area was often away from the main building. These villages made convenient places to fill water bottles or have a glass of the immensely popular iced Milo.

A relatively short day’s ride led to Selangau, a village alongside the Pan Borneo Highway. The original settlement was situated near the estuary of Sungai Selangau. However, upon completion of the road in the 1960s, people moved and set up a new town next to the highway. As a result, Selangau had a few shops, a gas station and a market.

Similar to other occasions, the village's remoteness made me feel like I was the circus that had landed in town. Still, people were polite and helpful and eagerly pointed me to the inn. After a bite to eat, the remainder of the afternoon was spent in the comfort of my air-conditioned digs. In the heat, I was immensely pleased about this luxury.

At sunset, villagers congregated at the river; kids swam and grown-ups fished. While snatching a few pics, I met the English teacher – we had a chat, and he informed me of a similar village, barely eighty kilometres away. This was valuable information as the next town, Bintulu, looked one hundred and forty-five kilometres from Selangau, a tad far to cycle in the heat.

The evening meal consisted of a local dish from a sidewalk eatery, washed down with sweet tea. Then, finally, I returned to my abode at the City Inn, which turned out to be a kind of brothel, complete with sound effects and all.

 

25 July - Selangau – Tatau - 85km

The following day turned out an equally exciting ride. Some relief from the sun's fierce rays prevailed, thanks to a thin cloud cover. Past enormous logging farms and teeny settlements, I pedalled while villagers went about their daily chores in a slow and relaxed manner. Even the village dogs appeared too lethargic to give chase.

Sadly, a fair amount of air pollution was visible. Oil palm companies and logging farms have long used fire to clear the forest and other lands ahead of cultivation. For the most part, these fires were from oil palm plantations. Unfortunately, that year's fires were worse due to the dry conditions. Albeit illegal to start forest or land fires, several companies still use this method.

I dragged my heels, as Tatau was barely eighty-five kilometres away, and when a storm came in, a bus stop made a convenient shelter. Luckily, rain in the tropics never lasted long, and soon I could proceed to Tatau, which appeared to simply be a few houses on stilts. Mercifully, there was more to the village slightly beyond the river.

As one moved away from cities, less English was spoken. As the primary spoken language in the villages was Iban, locating food and lodging became somewhat tricky.

 

26 July - Tatau - Bintulu - 60km

Following a slow start, breakfast was at the downstairs restaurant, which consisted of eggs and toast, but it wasn't your ordinary eggs and toast as the bread was green and came with jam. The coffee was overly sweet as the tendency was to add condensed milk in tea and coffee—no complaints, as one can always do with extra energy when biking.

The road remained hilly, with tons of trucks hauling logs to Bintulu’s harbour. I even saw a man in a loincloth, not something seen nowadays. The day's ride finished in Bintulu, where it took time to locate suitable accommodation. The prices appeared a tad higher in Bintulu than elsewhere. Still, the Queen's Inn came at a reasonable price. Not merely was the establishment close to the night market, but right on the riverfront. Once the bicycle and bags were carried up the near-vertical stairs, I could settle in. However, the heat made me feel nauseous, and I felt it best to stay indoors until sunset.

Not feeling hungry, the time was past eight before I strolled to the night market. The promenade was the place to watch ships and barges carrying logs downriver. Logging was a big business in Borneo. Only once seeing the millions of logs stacked by the side of the river, ready for collection and shipping elsewhere, does one genuinely realise the scale of it all.

 

27 July - Bintulu

Having coffee (kopi, as it’s called) and watching life go by, I decided to stay an extra day. The day was spent doing the usual rest day chores, exploring the markets, and searching for a few needed things. The market sold all kinds of intriguing items, including a small pot that could be plugged into a wall plug to cook small amounts of food. The price was low, and the pot light. Being flimsy, I wasn't sure it would last awfully long but I was keen to try it. The market further had a colourful display of exotic tropical produce and beautiful tribal clothing.

What a fascinating world - Sarawak was home to approximately forty ethnicities, each with its own language and customs. Hence, the markets were intriguing, with various products, including Malay, Chinese, Indian and ethnic specialities. Though, I was wondering if I could eat sago worms (the giant Capricorn beetle's larvae), which are high in protein and considered a delicacy.

The traditional costume of the Iban women was especially impressive. The traditional clothes of the Iban are called "ngepan Iban". It included colourfully decorated, silver headgear, vibrant collars - made of beads and threads - woven skirts, belts, corsets, and bangles/bracelets known as "tampa", pronounced as tempo (of which a whole set was purchased), anklets and silver purses.

As the mullah called the people to prayer, the heathen set off in the direction of the night market in search of a bite to eat. I made my way through a residential area with the kids' familiar chanting, "What's your name, what's your name?" from dimly lit entrances. Cheating a bit, I replied with any uncomplicated name which came to mind and could hear them repeating it amongst themselves. Too sweet.

 

28 July - Bintulu - Similajau National Park - 30km

It turned out one more memorable day. Instead of following the highway, a smaller path veered off in the direction of a coastal road. Men exposing themselves always came as a total shock as it’s the last thing one expects ambling along a country lane. This only happens when on my own; not once has it happened when biking with someone, be it a man or woman. This behaviour mainly occurred in regions with unhealthy (according to me) conservative relationships between men and women.

A sign pointed to the Similajau National Park barely ten kilometres away. In the process, I almost rode over a snake, sunning itself upon the tarmac. But mercifully, it saw me first and quickly slithered into the bushes, and I missed it with centimetres to spare.

The park was surprisingly comfortable, offering chalets and two hostel buildings at reasonable prices. Hardly any people were around, and I had an entire four-bed dorm to myself. Then, off to swim in the South China Sea's lukewarm waters before a stroll took me along a trail leading through the forest. The walk was marvellous without a soul in sight, simply the occasional chirping of a bird or something stirring in the dense undergrowth. There are few things more enjoyable than a hike in a forest. On a thick bed of leaves and with the smell of the soil in my nose, I ambled until hunger pangs made me retrace my steps. The canteen served delicious noodle soup, which I devoured in record time.

At the hostel, I teamed up with three other ladies and rented a boat to take us upriver, searching for crocodiles. We didn't find any, but we spent a magical time on the river, which was dead quiet and pitch dark with only the fireflies as light. Life doesn’t get much better than that!

 

29 July - Similajau National Park - Niah National Park - 130km

I was umming and ahhing whether to stay in the park an additional day, and waking to a half-overcast sky, the decision was made easily. The map indicated Niah quite a distance away, with no kampungs (villages) in between, and I thus loaded with ample water. Breakfast was at the canteen with the other ladies. As a result, the time was 09h30 before getting underway.

As indicated on the map, not a significant amount was happening apart from vast areas of oil plantations. Almost halfway were a few food stalls and not significantly beyond that one more set of kiosks, convenient for filling water bottles. The kilometre boards miraculously vanished, and without an odometer, it was hard to guess the remaining distance. I refrained from asking, as the islanders usually had little idea of kilometres and only knew the distance measured in time by moto or bus.

Like the day before, I very nearly went over a snake. I only spotted it when it raised its head in anger for coming between it and its destination. With legs lifted as high as it could go, I let out a loud shriek, at which the snake made a U-turn and slithered in the opposite direction. I further encountered a monitor lizard, feasting on roadkill. Sadly, it got run over by a truck. So interested in the easy meal, he never saw the truck coming and, too late, ran in the wrong direction—poor thing.

Towards the end of the day, the road dragged on a bit. I was happy to slink into Niah, only to discover the park wasn't where indicated on the map but an additional fifteen kilometres via a rural path. There was nothing I could do but put my head down and get the ride over and done with. The park looked lovely but, too late to look around, I ambled to the canteen to get a well-earned meal of the usual fried rice.

 

30 July - Niah National Park

The previous day's distance was still in my legs, making for a leisurely start to the morning. After breakfast, I set out across the river on foot, from where I made my way to the Niah cave. The route to the complex (consisting of an enormous set of caves) was along a pleasant four-kilometre trundle through the forest. At these caves the 'Deep Skull' was unearthed, a human skull dating back approximately 42,000 years, making it the oldest modern human outside of Africa.

First was Traders Cave, where nest collectors gathered to sell their harvest. The caves are still used by nest collectors (used for bird's nest soup). Thin poles snaked up from the cave floor to the ceiling. But, unfortunately, they weren't collecting during my visit.

Next was the aptly named Great Cave. This cave measured two hundred and fifty metres across the mouth and sixty metres at its greatest height. The trail disappeared into the bottom of the cave in pitch darkness. However, dramatic light beams could be seen when the sun hid certain overhead vents. For thousands of years, the caves were used as burial grounds, and I understand that bodies were buried in boat-shaped coffins.

Strategically positioned bamboo poles and ladders made from ironwood were evidence of bird's nest collectors. People have been practising this dangerous occupation for generations. The half-a-million swiftlets living in the cave make their nests purely from their salivary secretions. When the nests are cleaned and cooked, they produce the famous bird's nest soup, which is as highly regarded in Chinese cuisine as caviar is in the West.

Collecting the nests from the cave ceiling is a dangerous job. Fatalities are not uncommon, but the price of raw bird's nests is so high (over US$1000 per kilo for the best quality) that the risks seem worthwhile. Unfortunately, such a valuable commodity is a magnet for poachers, and over-harvesting is a constant worry. Therefore, park management monitors the caves continuously to deter illegal collectors.

 

31 July - Naih Nas Park

First thing in the morning was laundry time and, while doing so, the camp lost power, resulting in no water. But, thank goodness, an outside tap still spewed water. So, I rinsed the clothes and set off along the Bukit Kasut Trail.

At first, the going was pleasurable. The trail stuck relatively close to the river and through a peat swamp forest, making the walk soggy but easy-going. I encountered plenty of wild orchids and bizarre mushrooms. Upon reaching the foot of Bukit Kasur, a long wooden staircase led up the mountain. Afterwards came a steep scramble to the top.

The rain started bucketing down, and it took swinging like a monkey, from branch to branch in the slippery and wet conditions, not to tumble down the mountain. Unfortunately, in trying to find a secure handhold to pull myself up and over the slippery rocks, I, not once but twice, got bitten by a spider. (At least they weren't poisonous, as you can tell by this report.)

Close to the top were more ladders making the going slightly more manageable and the last stretch to the top came with a rope to which one could cling. The top was rumoured to come with beautiful vistas. Still, with the rain, one couldn't see a thing. I quickly but carefully returned via the slippery path (mainly on my ass) as it could be weeks or months before someone visited the area.

 

1 August - Niah National Park - Miri - 85km

With nearly all activities in the park done and dusted, I proceeded towards Miri. The day started promising, but soon the relentless heat returned. Mercifully, a slight tailwind assisted me in the last section of the route which ran flush along the coast.

Upon reaching the oil-rich city of Miri, I was surprised and even a bit taken aback by how modern the city was. The colossal mansions and modern high-rise buildings were in stark contrast to the rest of Sarawak. I headed straight to the old part, where it felt more authentic.

 

2 August - Miri

The following morning was spent wandering the streets of Miri, keeping an eye out for a bicycle computer and a lightweight tripod or gorilla pod. At the end of the day, I came home with all sorts of things, apart from the necessary items. I was umming and ahhing about whether to go to Mulu or not. The boat which sailed upriver was far more costly than a flight.

I bumped into Monica and Silvia (not difficult, as we stood head and shoulders above the rest). They invited me to supper at one of the seafood restaurants, where we consumed more beer than food. Again, a great evening was spent in the company of two wonderfully eccentric ladies.

 

3 August - Miri

My indecision about whether to go to Mulu made staying an additional day. Eventually, I bought a bicycle computer, had my bag sewn at the market, and checked the internet to find flights to Mulu. Finally, fate seemingly decided on my behalf, as the first available flight was in a week, and I wasn't going to hang around Miri that long.

I set out to find a gorilla pod as I had convinced myself it would be the best. Shops sold excellent, lightweight tripods, but the biggest concern wasn't the weight, but whether I would take the trouble to take it out, unfold it, mount the camera and eventually take the shot. So instead, the evening was spent at one of the pavement cafes, enjoying a beer and food, peacefully listening to mosques calling people to prayer. Nearing the end of Ramadan people were feverously shopping. Once the sun had set, fireworks lit the sky and restaurants filled to the brim.

I, once again, experienced someone enquiring about my trip. After roughly explaining the where, when, and how, he looked me in the eye and said: "I don't believe you." Quite frankly, I couldn't care whether he believed me or not. Hahaha. This wasn't the first time I had such a response– how weird, I clearly, didn’t look the part.

 

4 August - Miri - Brunei border - Miri – Kuching - 60km

Departing Miri was at 08h00, and I wasn’t sure whether to expect a long day of cycling or not. However, it turned out to be an effortless thirty kilometres to the Brunei border, passing sizable and busy rivers and people working the fields under conical hats.

Border officials explained they couldn't issue transit visas. One had to return to Kuching to obtain a visa at the consulate. This wasn’t the information given by the embassy, but there is no arguing with immigration officials. Tail between my legs, I returned to Miri to locate a place to leave the bike and panniers and took a night bus to Kuching.

A long fourteen-hour bus trip and not the most comfortable of journeys took me to Kuching. The seats were comfy but the way was potholed, and from time to time I believed it possible one could bounce right out of the seat.

 

5 August - Kuching

I must’ve lapsed into a slumber as I woke and found myself in Kuching, where a taxi took me to the Brunei Consulate. I completed the forms, paid the required fee and was told to collect the visa in two days. So, at least that part went smoothly.

Beds Guesthouse made a comfortable home for the next two nights. The evening was spent enjoying a sunset boat ride along the Sarawak River, which turned out pleasant. En route to my abode, food was from one of the many Chinese restaurants and, as anticipated, excellent.

 

6 August - Kuching

By then, I had done and seen practically all the attractions Kuching had to offer. The one thing left to do was to investigate the cultural village, approximately a forty-five-minute drive by shuttle. These villages were usually fake, but this one was quite a surprise, and the dance show was thoroughly enjoyable. Scattered about were a few show longhouses with nothing happening, except inside; they were surprisingly cool.

Upon returning to town, the markets were hectic as the following day was a public holiday, marking the end of Ramadan. As a result, the bazaars were buzzing with people shopping for food, clothes and gifts. Mobile carts sold the immensely popular lemang (glutinous rice cooked with coconut milk in bamboo over an open fire), a favourite at that time of year.

 

7 August - Kuching

I collected the passport in the morning and hopped on the night bus to Miri.

The day turned out to be Hari Raya Aidilfitri, which marked the end of Ramadan and is considered one of the two most important celebrations for Muslims. Many Muslims (and non-Muslims) return to their family homes (Balik Kampung) a couple of days during Ramadan, and the bus, understandably, was crammed. We shook, rattled and rolled through the night, only arriving in Miri at 09h30 the following day.

 

8 August - Miri

I headed straight to the inn where the bicycle was stowed, and was relieved to see everything still in place. Already late, one more night was spent at the inn. Outside the weather was boiling, and an air-con room was the best place to hide. At the end of the day, a meander via the backstreets revealed a still open eatery largely frequented by villagers, a fascinating experience.

 

BRUNEI

 

9 August - Miri, Sarawak – Tutong, Brunei - 121km

Venturing further east soon brought me to the border and into tiny Brunei. I say TINY as the distance from the border to where one could get the ferry to Sabah was at most one hundred and fifty kilometres.

Brunei was quite remarkable. Firstly, the country is a Sultanate and an incredibly conservative one. Secondly, Brunei is a wealthy country and home to one of the richest men in the world. The Sultan of Brunei is worth a cool US$22 billion, all thanks to the discovery of oil. Education and Healthcare were free, houses, cars and even pilgrimages to Mecca were subsidised, and taxation on personal income was unheard of.

This all meant plenty of fancy and fast cars. The problem was that only some owners of fast cars were good drivers. Add alcohol to the equation, and cycling could become downright dangerous. Brunei was a dry country but not all adhered to this rule, judging by the number of empty beer cans next to the tarmac.

A threatening storm loomed all day, but nothing came of it besides a few drops. Seria, the first town, was a convenient place to draw a few Brunei dollars, which I considered artificially low to the US dollar. So back on my mobile home I meandered along, reaching Tulong around 16h00 and deemed it an excellent place to overnight. The single hotel in town was hellishly expensive, but this was Brunei.

The second day of Hari Raya Aidilfitri caused all businesses to shut, apart from a tiny supermarket. I therefore had to dig into my emergency food stockpile. It does come in handy from time to time.

 

10 August - Tutong – Bandar Seri Begawan - 55km

As said before, Brunei wasn't a big country, and my path soon spat me out in Bandar Seri Begawan (or simply Bandar), the capital of Brunei. En route, I stopped to buy a cold drink and wanted to pay, but the owner informed me the drink was already paid for. It isn't every day a stranger pays for your purchase, and it's something that only happens in Muslim countries. Bless them!

In Bandar, I hopped on a water taxi to Kampong Ayer, situated across the river from the city. Boats, known as coffins due to their shape and speed, operate to and from the city. Not long ago, Kampong Ayer was all there was to Bandar. The entire village consists of houses on stilts and stretches almost eight kilometres along the Brunei River. This floating village is considered the most substantial of its kind in the world, with approximately 30,000 residents. Self-contained, the village is equipped with schools, police stations, clinics, a fire brigade and mosques. Houses are connected by a complex web of walkways and bridges, and walking around was fun.

On returning to the mainland, a short amble took me to the Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin Mosque. I understood that the mosque was built in 1958 and featured a golden dome, an interior of Italian marble walls and an elevator. It, apparently, has tunnels, which the Sultan uses on journeys through the town. The forty-four-metre minaret makes the mosque the tallest building in the city, and it’s better not to try and outdo it. The Islamic Bank of Brunei's building initially exceeded this height and consequently had to remove its top storey.

By evening, I again used a coffin to glance at the Sultan's residence. I envisioned snapping a few pics, but it wasn't possible on a boat in darkness. The building was substantial with one thousand seven hundred and eighty-eight rooms, and bigger than either Buckingham Palace or the Vatican! In addition, the Sultan owns two Boeings and five thousand cars. (It's not a typing error, it was five thousand cars.)

 

SABAH, BORNEO

 

11 August - Bandar – Muara, Brunei – ferry to Pulau Labuan – Kuala Penyu, Sabah - 75km

A short cycle led to Muara, where ferries were expected to run to Lawas. Once there, I learned ferries only ran to a single destination, Pulau Labuan, but understood that from Pulau Labuan ferries and motorboats operated to various other locations.

As the ferry departed at 13h00, the wait was a short one. Once inside the ferry, it reminded me of a submarine. As soon as we were underway, I hoped it could provide the same functions, as the seas were rough, and the boat rolled violently from side to side. In addition, the ferry was a tad claustrophobic in being a tubular, fully enclosed, cigar-shaped contraption. Nevertheless, it must’ve been a fast ferry, as we docked at Pulau Labuan an hour later.

From Labuan, one could see the mainland, and I decided to take a motorboat to the tiny village of Menumbok. With the bike strapped to the roof, the boat sped across the open seas at breakneck speed. Clawing on for dear life, I hoped I wouldn't see the bicycle float in the ocean.

Surprisingly, the boat made it to Menumbok with me and my bike still intact. From Menumbok, Kuala Penyu was barely forty kilometres away and reached via a remote part of the country. Few ever ventured there as the road was a dead-end. So remote was it that I stumbled upon where the first Survivor series was made.

 

12 August - Kuala Penyu

I emerged to pouring rain, and nothing came of the plans to explore Tiger Island or the wetland reserve. Instead, it became a laundry day and a day of hanging around the community of Kuala Penyu.

A stroll to the river revealed a few restaurants serving noodle soup and sweet tea. My presence practically caused a riot as people crowded to catch a glimpse of the foreign woman in their midst. I kid you not! Needless to say, it felt uncomfortable eating my noodle soup, with what felt like the entire town watching.

 

13 August - Kuala Penyu – Beaufort – 40km

I soon came upon Beaufort. With such an English-sounding name and a need to find an ATM, I pulled in. The village was a typical jungle settlement, except it had a railway station. The town was notorious for its annual flooding and stilted shops and homes. The rows of blue, two-storey, wooden shophouses gave Beaufort a rustic feel.

Finding accommodation was uncomplicated and I lazed around the rest of the day. Unfortunately, plans to go to the wetland reserve proved problematic, and nothing came of it. The railway line intrigued me, and it would’ve been nice to take the train to the end of the line, if merely to see what it was like, but no trains were running at the time.

 

14 August - Beaufort – Kota Kinabalu – 98km

None of my plans came to anything, and upon making inquiries, I received a different answer each time. I, therefore, resumed my journey and discovered the way busy and narrow.

Halfway to Kota Kinabalu, a high mountain range loomed ahead and I realised never to become too blasé. Luckily, nothing came of the mountains as the road followed a valley, a beautiful ride past lush green farmlands, interesting people, hamlets and riverside settlements. Finally, I got into a sort of rhythm: the wheels spun smoothly, making a soft, whirring sound on the tarmac and the kilometres flew by. I pedalled past women carrying baskets strapped to their backs, past Durian stalls and scrawny-looking dogs, too timid to give chase.

Intriguingly, the route went past custom-built concrete bird's nest factories. I read somewhere that "edible bird's nests are among the priciest animal products consumed by humans." The nests are used in Chinese cooking, primarily to make bird's nest soup. Made of interwoven strands of solidified saliva they are high in calcium, iron, potassium and magnesium.

Finally, I slinked into the big and modern city of Kota Kinabalu, or just KK.

 

15 August - Kota Kinabalu

I had a slow start to the day as the room was windowless (one of my pet hates), but one couldn't argue about the price. I had no plans and ambled around to see what Kota Kinabalu had to offer. The town didn’t arouse a great deal of interest except for the waterfront with its fishing boats, markets and food stalls. Blazing hot, there wasn't much in the way of walking about. Also, the bank couldn’t dispense any money as it was offline, argh!

I didn't visit the night market by evening, as was my habit. Instead, I sought out the tourist lane where restaurants played Western music, had a massive TV screen, and sold beer and pizzas. Strangely enough, for the most part, the patrons were from KK. How ironic: the foreigners were at the night market, and those who resided in KK were at the tourist spot. I got my share of ear-splitting music, overpriced beers and lousy food, and then returned to my digs, having had my fill of Western culture.

 

16 - 17 August - Kota Kinabalu

In the morning, I jumped on a boat to the nearby islands. Tunku Abdul Rahman National Park consists of five islands off the coast of downtown Kota Kinabalu. The day was barely long enough to explore three of the islands, and what a blast! I snorkelled until my fingers and toes were wrinkled - such a pleasure. The water was lukewarm and crystal clear, the fish colourful and plentiful. There are times I genuinely think I'm happiest when in the water. But, unfortunately, the time came too soon to return, and if I knew one could camp on the islands, I sure would’ve taken the tent along.

An additional day was spent in Kota Kinabalu. Sadly, World War II bombs destroyed nearly all of KK. Apart from the waterfront markets, there were only the islands of any interest.

 

18 August - Kota Kinabalu – Kota Belud – 75km

I picked up the laundry, had a Chinese bun and coffee, and pedalled out of town. Outside Tuaran was an upside-down house which made a fun stop to look at this bizarre building. The whole shebang was upside down: tables, chairs, beds, everything was hanging from the ceiling. The designer remembered the outside as even the car was hanging from the carport roof.

En route to Kota Belud, the way became extremely mountainous. The weather was intensely hot and drenched in sweat I moved at a snail's pace up the mountain.

Seeing a stall selling ice-cold sugarcane juice brightened my day, especially since I had travelled under the blistering sun for a few hours. Approaching, the stall owner waved frantically, and I discovered a drink waiting for me at the counter. An anonymous traveller bought me a drink and the stall owner was told to flag me down. How awesome is that? I gulped the drink down and fuelled by the sugar and grinning from ear to ear, was ready to tackle a few more hills.

 

19 August - Kota Belud – Poropok View – 45km

Overnight I had a change of heart and decided to cycle over the mountains past Mt. Kinabalu National Park. As, by then, already past the main turn-off to Mt. Kinabalu, the secondary route came with a few nasty hills, but I wrestled the bike up the steep gradient. The uphill went on and on, kilometre after kilometre and drenched in perspiration I gasped my way up the near-vertical incline.

Eventually, a kind man stopped, offered me water and informed me seven kilometres remained to the top. Soon afterwards, another good Samaritan stopped to offer me a ride. I seriously considered his offer but, in the end, proceeded up the mountain, huffing and puffing.

"To the top of the hill" meant the junction of the main road from KK. From there the going was considerably more manageable and, while still uphill and slow going, biking was more doable. As I felt I could go no further, a settlement selling handicrafts and snacks came into view. My request to pitch my tent didn't surprise them, and people pointed me to a covered area with electricity, a tap, and nearby toilets. I was happy under a covered area, as it rained throughout the night. It was further understood I wasn't the first to camp there and learned three other cyclists had overnighted there on previous occasions.

 

20 - 21 August - Poropok View – Mt. Kinabalu Nas Park – 16km

Local knowledge told me a seven-kilometre climb remained before the road levelled out. How wrong they were. I almost felt a sense of humour failure, as the road kept climbing skyward.

Sadly, the park's accommodation had been handed over to a resort company which had jacked the prices up dramatically. However, staying outside the park gate at one of the homestays was far less expensive. A place outside the entrance was perfect, and I was happy the hills were done.

Enquiring about the hike up Mt. Kinabalu revealed the trek was far too complicated. Instead, I rinsed my sweaty clothes and had a bite to eat at the adjacent restaurant. The weather took a turn for the worse, and I was happy that I was in my digs and not busy hiking up the mountain.

The storm dissipated during the night, and I woke to clear skies and a view of Mt. Kinabalu dominating the skyline, rising 4,101m AMSL. Following the usual noodle soup breakfast, I set out into the park along one of the many trails. I soon met up with Lucia (from Spain but living in Mozambique) and we continued together. The route was a pleasant one with unusual plants. Afterwards, there remained barely enough time to have lunch before Lucia had to catch the bus for her return trip to KK.

 

22 August - Mt. Kinabalu Nas Park – Telupid – 115km

I flew the twenty kilometres downhill to Ranau. All I needed was a red cape and I could've been Superwoman, an image that kept me giggling the rest of the way. I swept past settlements, clinging precariously to the mountainside; each house with its piece of land, forming a pretty patchwork of lines and colours. The jagged peaks of Mt. Kinabalu slowly faded in the distance.

Soon, the road started snaking up yet one more mountain, and it proceeded in that vein for the rest of the day. There isn’t a great deal one could do but put your head down and get the ride over and done with. The weather was sweltering and water was the biggest problem - I stopped at every conceivable watering hole to fill the bottles and rehydrate myself.

In the meantime, and for no apparent reason, I had my eye set on Telupid, almost one hundred and twenty kilometres from Mt. Kinabalu. Determined, I tackled hill upon hill, and the kilometres to Telupid became fewer and fewer. Finally, my mood lifted when a signboard announced four kilometres to Telupid. I was nearly there. At the same time, a significant climb came into sight - bloody hell! Thank goodness, so did a sign to the Golden Star Hotel. There and then I decided to tackle the remaining distance in the morning.

The hotel was unusual, as it looked relatively new and practically everything worked. The air-con was icy cold, the shower nice and warm, and the bed firm. Heaven. The downstairs restaurant was popular, taking its remote location.

By evening, I sat on the veranda, beer in hand, watching the large trucks battle up the hill in the dreadful weather. I had a distinct feeling staff had to draw straws to see who would serve the foreigner. A fair amount of giggling could be heard before one shyly emerged, asking what I would like to eat by pointing her fingers to her mouth. I was quite content sitting there enjoying a massive plate of fried rice. Later, I giggled as I crawled into bed listening to the rain pouring down as it can only do in the tropics.

 

23 August - Telupid - JC resort – 80km

I couldn't say I was refreshed and well-rested as the route climbed the first hill of the day. Instead, I felt lethargic and my legs tired. No sooner did the path clear the mountains than it headed over more hills. Up and down the hills the route went, past oil palm plantation upon oil palm plantation, all in the day’s scorching heat.

The day was exhausting as the road was hilly, and I had to keep my eyes glued to the rear-view mirror to spot trucks coming up behind me. Often, I had to shoot off the tarmac as there wasn't enough space for me and two trucks. The kilometres passed incredibly slowly and somehow, each time I passed a signboard, the phrase "another one down, another one down" popped into my head. It drove me bonkers: no matter how I tried, I couldn't get rid of it. "Another one down, another one down."

Then came the biggest surprise of the day. Into sight came a line of traffic disappearing over the hill and into the distance, and they weren't moving at all. At first, I thought it was due to the maintenance work, which seemed like a never-ending project. I tried my best to weave through the traffic, but truly little space was available. Trenches were dug alongside the road, leaving little room to accommodate two cars, let alone two trucks and me.

I pulled off at a stall and was informed of an accident ahead and a guesthouse and restaurant five hundred metres on. How lucky can one be? "Another one down, another one down."

 

24-25 August - JC Resort – Sepilok Orang-Utan Centre - 30km

The traffic was no better than the previous day, and the ride was physically and mentally tiring - I was off the tarmac more than on it. Trucks kept flying by in both directions, making cycling downright dangerous. Thirty kilometres further I encountered the turn-off to the Sepilok Orang-Utan Centre and was relieved to get off the main road.

There were various accommodation types beyond the turn-off, one being the popular Uncle Tan's. I needed no second invitation and off-loaded the bicycle and was soon swinging in a hammock in the shade of a colossal mango tree - I was exhausted. The bungalow was quite costly, but the price included three meals; a good thing too as there were no shops nearby.

The following day, I visited the orangutan centre and spent the remainder of the day at leisure. Again, Uncle Tan's was the perfect place to unwind as it came with a beautiful jungle setting and plenty of open space to roam or swing in a hammock.

 

26 - 28 August - The Kinabatangan River Trip

A boat trip up the Kinabatangan River was a novel way to see the famous rainforest. The Kinabatangan River was the longest in Sabah, starting high up in the Crocker Range and flowing five hundred and sixty kilometres to the Sulu Sea, along the east coast of Sabah. First, the trip involved a mini-bus ride to the river, and then an hour by boat to our jungle camp.

By late afternoon, a boat outing took us in search of wildlife and we saw plenty of monkeys as they settled upon treetops for the night. Crocodiles and monitor lizards were plentiful. The area was teeming with birdlife, including eagles, owls, hornbills, kingfishers, and many others I didn't know the names of.

The jungle camp was different in that it consisted of half-open structures with mattresses on the floor and much-needed mosquito nets. The night was noisy with monkeys, frogs and stacks of other unidentifiable sounds. Toilets were miles away and not a place I wanted to visit in the dark.

Early morning, we were at it again, searching for the elusive orangutans. Still, we didn't find any but saw numerous birds, a few crocodiles and plenty of monkeys. Upon returning to camp, breakfast was ready, followed by a hike in the jungle. Again, we located teeny insects and unusual plants. By evening, we returned to the river in search of wildlife. Even though not a significant amount was spotted, it remained a pleasant trip. Later, all donned wellies, and we set off into the swampy wetlands and uncovered many intriguing insects and birds (the birds were primarily fast asleep).

Our final day came with one more boat trip and this time we spotted the orangutans calmly going about their business while we stared in awe. Then, sadly, the time came to return to civilisation.

I stayed one more night at Uncle Tan's, as the place was highly convenient and very much a swing-another-day-in-a-hammock kind of place.

 

29 August-2 September - Uncle Tan's – Sandakan - 35km

The busy main road took me towards Sandakan and past the water village of Kampung Buli Sim-Sim. Buli Sim-Sim is the water village around which Sandakan expanded in the nineteenth century. The village was a fascinating world where villagers found me as curious as I found them. "Farang, farang!" the little ones called and ran for their lives. (Farang being the Thai word for someone of European ancestry, no matter where they come from.)

Once in Sandakan, I inquired about the ferry to Zamboanga City on Mindanao Island, the southernmost island in the Philippines. Still, no one could tell when and from where it sailed.

I suspected the lack of knowledge stemmed from rumours that Mindanao was one of the Philippines' most dangerous islands and, therefore, seldom visited. The island had a reputation for kidnappings, as several foreigners had been captured in Zamboanga City. This was one part of the world where you didn't want to be mistaken for a journalist. The reason being, through the years the island’s Muslims (Moros) have launched repeated attempts to establish autonomy on the island. Since the Maguindanao massacre in 2009, when fifty-seven civilians were killed, among them four journalists, Mindanao ranked only second to Iraq as the deadliest country for journalists. In fact, an attack took place during my visit, leaving many dead and resulting in a tense hostage crisis—more about that in the next post.

In the end, I cycled to the ferry port and, once there, learned the ferry only sailed on Tuesdays. I wished it would be the next day, but there was nothing one could do but wait the five days. I uncovered a bed at Sandakan Backpackers and had no idea how one would pass the time.

"Merdeka, Merdeka, Merdeka." The following day was Hari Kemerdekaan, a national holiday commemorating Malaysia's independence from British colonial rule in 1957. The day was busy and colourful; food stalls, balloons, jumping castles and parades were at the order of the day. People were out enjoying the festivities, and getting anywhere was impossible. The waterfront area was crowded with people sipping noodle soup and drinking tea. I didn’t feel uncomfortable taking photos of people as a thousand pictures must’ve been taken of me.

The next day the Independence Day celebrations were still in full swing. Having had enough of the crowds, I proceeded to Kampung Buli Sim-Sim. The water village was well organised, and it was fun meandering the wooden walkways between the houses. Kids came running, wanting their pictures taken. Every so often I could hear: "Welcome to Sim-Sim," coming from inside the wooden houses. I quite liked it and felt at home, despite being obviously foreign. The Sunday market was fascinating, selling anything from clothing to food and pets.

The next day, I bought my ferry ticket and had to buy a return ticket as the Philippines required an onward ticket, whether by boat or plane. It turned out a costly affair, but less troublesome and expensive than a flight.

 

3 September - Sandakan, Sabah, Malaysia - Zamboanga City, Mindanao, Philippines - By ferry

At last, the third arrived, and even though the ticket stated the departure time would be 16h00, we were told to board at 18h00. Unfortunately, shortly before getting going, the rain started bucketing down. The last thing in the world I felt like was riding the short eight kilometres to the ferry in pouring rain. Luckily, as rain goes in the tropics, it came in hard and quick, and the weather soon cleared.

The port was a madhouse of people, trucks, buses and minivans picking passengers up or dropping them off. Once on the ferry, my investigation revealed double bunk beds on the deck (better than sleeping on the floor). My bed was No. 317, and that was only on Deck 1. People kept pouring onto the ferry, and it was common for two or more people to have the same bunk number.

The time was past 22h00 before finally departing. The tiny canteen was jam-packed, and hardly worth the wait. The bunks were awfully close together, and a noisy night was spent under blazing, fluorescent lights. Eventually, I fell asleep to the snoring, phlegm-coughing, burping and farting of other passengers.

 

4 September - Zamboanga City, Mindanao, Philippines

I was woken by more chattering, coughing, farting, burping and radios playing. Our vessel was moving at a snail's pace, and I understood the reduced speed was due to engine problems.

Being the sole foreigner aboard, I had my fair share of attention and felt positively alien. Fellow passengers had no shame looking and gathered at the end of my bunk, staring motionlessly. Still, it remained social, and the ladies on either side took it upon themselves to take care of me and told onlookers when they thought it was time to go. This was perfect, as someone was always available to watch your stuff when not there.

The hours came and went and, in the end, the sun started sinking below the horizon, and still, no land in sight. I sat on the deck, watching Muslims perform their evening prayers to the soothing sounds of the (impromptu?) mullah—a ritual calming and peaceful against the vibrant colours of the setting sun.

The boat docked at the port city of Zamboanga at around nine p.m., but it wasn’t until after eleven that we got off the ferry. The going was particularly slow, as one and all wanted to get off first. Passengers further had to wait for transportation to the immigration office. Waiting to get off, one had to be vigilant as kids hopped onboard, scavenging for whatever was going - might it be unattended luggage or leftover food. They were like monkeys, scaling up and down the side of the ferry, and it was astonishing to watch them operate - they were as quick as lightning, and onboard security had no chance of catching them. They were under and over the sleeping bunks without the guards seeing them.

Eventually, all were off the boat and at immigration, where the queue snaked from one end of the building to the other. People were pushing and shoving (not sure where they wanted to go, as no pushing or shoving was going to get them to the front any sooner). The building was stuffy and hot, and sweat poured down our faces. People were fanning themselves with passports (not that it helped at all).

It was late to search for accommodation by the time all was done, especially in the dark and in light of the rumoured safety issues. Still, I followed deserted streets in the light of my headlamp, with only a few homeless people as company. The first two hotels were full, and the third was too pricy. The fourth was more my style, and it was 1h30 a.m. by the time I closed the bedroom door. 

Saturday, 20 April 2013

056 CYCLE TOURING THE USA (1) - NOGALES TO SAN FRANCISCO

 


CYCLE TOURING USA (1)
5 February–19 April 2013
2292 Kilometres – 63 Days

Arizona

5 February – Nogales, Mexico – Green Valley, USA - 75km

The border crossing into the USA was a slow and tedious affair, with only two of the ten booths staffed. Despite having visas, we still had to queue for a permit, which took until 12:30 pm.

Sadly, I couldn’t see a “Welcome to the USA” sign; only the familiar golden arches of McDonald’s, towering over the barren Sonoran Desert.

As in all new countries, the day turned out interesting as we pedalled through a desert-like landscape to Tubac, a historic village and Spanish fort. However, Tubac had since become more of an artist community than a fort.

We ended our ride at Green Valley, a small settlement near a copper mine. The supermarket indicated prices and allowed us to draw US dollars. We stocked up with provisions before setting off into the desert to camp. Unfortunately, our chosen site was a tad of a disaster. The area was littered with thorns, and one could barely find a spot to pitch tents safely. We were fresh off the boat, so to speak, and there was much to learn in this new country!

 

6-7 February - Green Valley – Tucson

Departing our thorny campsite was late as Ernest first wanted to fix the punctured tubes, and he was dreadfully slow at the best of times. The good ol’ US of A is very much a police state, and we didn’t escape our desert camp without a visit from the sheriff. Suspiciously, he checked us out and enquired about our doings.

Afterwards, we rode the short distance to Tucson and, en route, had our second run-in with the law, who kicked us off the highway. Contrary to other places, we weren’t merely ordered off the highway but were issued a written warning, which I considered over the top. Still, this was America, after all, where just about everything was over the top. LOL.

Once in the city, we located an RV park, amongst many trailer parks, to pitch our tents. It wasn’t a myth: people indeed lived permanently in trailer parks. The following day, we found a bicycle shop and tyre liners (to prevent further punctures). Tucson (pronounced ‘Too saan’) was a pleasant, cycle-friendly city sporting cycle lanes. Scooting around town to find what was needed was an excellent way to see the city. Tucson had a bustling city centre, a modern university campus, a young vibe featuring many bars and cafes, and a pleasing downtown offering plenty of interesting shops.

 

8 February - Tucson – Picacho Peak SP - 70km

The morning started promising, revealing a lovely tailwind until it suddenly changed direction and became a fierce headwind. Warnings of an approaching storm made us pick up food and pull into the small but pretty Picacho Peak SP. I dashed to the viewpoint to watch the sunset over the desert before the weather came in. Regrettably, the temperature turned icy cold accompanied with rain during the night.

 

9 February - Picacho Peak NP – Coolidge via Florence - 88km

Luckily, the rain subsided and, albeit windy and bitterly cold, the sun peaked from behind the clouds. It became an enjoyable day of riding, and Coolidge soon appeared.

Coolidge was an interesting village and home to the Hohokam who built a massive compound - today known as the Casa Grande Ruins. Being early, we made a detour to Florence, a quaint and historic community that looked straight out of a Wild West movie. Following lunch and snapping a few pics we returned to Coolidge.

En route, I heard a phone ring and discovered one lying in the road. I answered, and it turned out to be the owner. I gave him directions and he soon arrived. The fascinating part was that he appeared apprehensive and nervous as he parked a reasonable distance away. His wariness perplexed me and thought I clearly came across fiercer than ever imagined. Still, he must’ve been super pleased to retrieve his phone as he slipped me a $20 bill.

We headed to Coolidge and put the money towards a motel. I spent the evening making sense of my new country. Although I often scared the living daylights out of children in rural Africa, China, Asia and South America, I never, for the life of me, expected to threaten a big burly man in lily-white America, hahaha! Clearly, I was missing something.

 

10-13 February - Coolidge – Phoenix - 97km

Our path soon reached Phoenix’s outskirts. Still, it was an additional 50 kilometres to the city centre, considerably further than expected. Fortunately, it was Sunday, making it comfortable riding into the city centre via a cycle-friendly path, which instantly endeared me to Phoenix and the USA.

The Phoenix hostel turned out to be a good enough place to park off. The small hostel had an old trailer outback that one could rent at $25 a night (considered a bargain). Even if tiny, the trailer was excellent, as it had a radio and heater, which made for a cosy, old-fashioned stay. The following day, we searched for an outdoor store and bicycle shop. Ernest found a sleeping mat, and I bought a pair of shoes to keep my feet warm in the dreadful weather.

The hostel was comfortable, and staying one more day came naturally, providing time for laundry and waterproofing the tents. Upon my stroll around town, I was intrigued that I found no one walking about. Of course, being midday on a Wednesday, one would expect to see hordes of people. Still, there wasn’t a soul in sight, only the odd person pushing his trolley and talking to himself. People who drove past looked at me, clearly thinking: “You poor fool, don’t you know no one walks here?” The place resembled a giant, deserted movie set… how strange. The sole person I met on my meander was a sad-looking teenager who wanted to buy a joint from me. I would’ve gladly given it to him if I had any, as it sure looked like he needed it.

Phoenix, nevertheless, had incredible murals. A saunter around Roosevelt Row, the heart of the Downtown Arts District, revealed a fascinating side of Phoenix. I further located the Phoenix Library, an attractive steel, aluminium, concrete and glass building: an impressive installation by anyone’s standards. The interior was no less remarkable and featured plenty of light and glass elevators, aptly known as the Crystal Canyon.

 

14 February - Phoenix – Wickenburg - 103km

We left Phoenix via the Arizona Canal cycleway on a beautiful, sunny day. What a pleasant and relaxing way to leave a busy city. The following day, we learned a body was found in the canal. Eish, it's a good thing I didn’t see that. Once the path ended, a cyclist out on his daily exercise offered to show us a more pleasant route to the highway. He accompanied us, which took him way off his original course—how kind of him?

Later, and after a gradual uphill slog, an RV campsite in Wickenburg signalled the end of the day’s ride. True to this area’s small towns, Wickenburg resembled an old Wild West town sporting a historical centre. Old-fashioned-looking shops and inns lined the streets and the lifelike displays resembled a movie set. The Americans were super friendly, and the campsite owner was no exception. We had a long chat, after which he offered us beer and the use of the electrical plug in his office.

 

15 February - Wickenburg – Peeples Valley - 50km

The wintry conditions made for a slow start, and it took forever to defrost, pack up and get going. A steady climb led out of Wickenburg, and the going was slower than usual. The area was vast and desolate, dotted with hamlets and interesting people. At the tiny settlement of Congress, one of the old-timers, Dave, gave us the history and told us about the many Snowbirds still prospecting gold in the valley. There’s still gold in them hills, they say.

Americans appeared genuinely interested in our doing and often came to enquire. Mostly, they were amazed at where we came from and how long we’d been travelling. We continued up the hill past the quaint village of Yarnell and onto Peeples Valley. That night’s camp was behind an abandoned bar, where we settled for another frosty night.

 

16 February - Peeples Valley – Prescott - 67km

You can imagine Ernest's and my surprise when we emerged to find our tents covered in ice. It took defrosting in the morning sun before embarking on our ride over the mountain. Soon afterwards, our path turned onto a rural road past more “movie set” settlements, to the likes of Kirkland and Skull Valley. Kirkland was no more than a historic inn, bar and store, and Skull Valley was no larger but at least sported petrol and a shop.

The state of Arizona is a rugged desert-like area featuring rough mountains. The road continued uphill, and albeit sunny, plenty of snow remained along the southern slopes and shady sides of the highway. As a result, slow progress was made climbing up to Prescott, situated 1600 metres above sea level.

 

17-21 February - Prescott

The following day, Ernest came down with a cold and I wanted to look around this fascinating place. We stayed an extra day and settled for a  Motel 6, which offered hot showers and clean rooms. The luxury of a motel room was even more so after tenting a few nights in dreadful weather.

The day was whiled away by drinking at the Palace Saloon – a famous bar on Whiskey Row. The story goes that on 14 July 1900, a fire raged through Whiskey Row. Quick-thinking locals managed to save the 24ft Brunswick Bar. After lugging the solid oak bar across the street, these resourceful citizens resumed the party while the fire raged. Hahaha, I can see it in my mind’s eye. The Palace Saloon was rebuilt in 1901 and is still in use.

Winter storm Q moved in, and we decided to hunker down and wait out the weather. There wasn’t much to do but visit museums in conditions like that. During the night, it started snowing, and in the morning, the town was transformed into a snowy wonderland. Albeit lovely, I needed to get out of there in a hurry. The sub-zero temperatures weren’t conducive to cycle touring, and I wondered how to move on from there.

 

22 February - Prescott – Ash Fork - 85km

After five days we emerged to blue skies, and hurriedly loaded the bikes and set off in the arctic conditions. Apart from the weather, the ride was magnificent, past granite boulders and scenic lakes. However, riding wasn’t easy as it was uphill into a chilly wind.

Upon reaching Ash Fork, I weakened at the thought of a warm room and a shower. Opting for a motel along historic Route 66 didn't take an awful lot of convincing. I've heard and read much about this historic route and was delighted to be in tiny Ash Fork. The settlement had all the paraphernalia, such as vintage cars, old-style neon-ad signs and labelled gimmicks, to the likes of cigarette lighters, etc.

 

23-24 February - Ash Fork – Seligman - 44km

The following morning, the road headed further west along Route 66. Built in 1926, it stretches from Los Angeles to Chicago. Now nicknamed The Mother Road, it was fun, kitschy, retro - call it whatever you like - and I loved it.

In the icy breeze, we finished the day’s ride in the small town of Seligman. Give me a retro motel, a restaurant called The Road Kill CafĂ©, a bar playing music from the sixties, and I’m staying put.

An exceedingly cold wind blew at 47 kilometres per hour the next day. Staying an additional day was thus a no-brainer as well as a pleasure. Who would’ve thought it would get this cold in Arizona? I thought it was more desert-like. It reminded me never to assume anything in a new country!

 

25 February - Seligman – Truxton BLM - 84km

The sun came out and the breeze subsided, allowing us to be on our way. Route 66 ran in a westerly direction past Grand Canyon Caverns, a fascinating settlement (think cowboys, hats, boots and guns) to Truxton. The road ran through the Hualapai Indian Reservation and past the tribal capital of Peach Springs. At around midday, the wind picked up, and it took grinding into a frigid breeze to reach our destination.

The good thing about that part of the world was that they have what is known as BLM-land, where one can camp free. We located the gate, a place the store owner in Truxton told us about and turned in. All one needed to do was fill in the register and take a permit. Upon leaving, you remove your garbage and close the gate. How cool is that? After sunset, it again became downright freezing, and we hurriedly lit a fire. Like cowboys, we sat by the fire, eating tinned beans, corned hash beef and tortilla chips.

As soon as the fire died, I dived into the tent. I wore practically everything I possessed, but I needed more. In the morning, I discovered my water bottle (in the tent, next to me) frozen solid and realised it wasn’t my imagination that the weather was freezing.

 

26 February - Truxton – Kingman - 63km

We waited until we were defrosted by the sun, had our coffee and pressed on past vast plains of nothingness apart from tumbleweeds.

No cyclist will cycle past Hackberry as it has an intriguing general store. Here, the owner told Ernest to move his bike, as it may fall over and onto his antique Corvette, and he didn’t feel like shooting anyone that day. Sporting a gun and threatening people seemed a God-given right in this neck of the woods.

A tailwind blew us into Kingman and marked the time to say goodbye to Route 66 and head north towards Las Vegas, which I believed was considerably warmer.

 

27 February - Kingman – Chloride - 38km

The road out of Kingman ran over the Coyote Pass. Once over the high point, it led straight into a biting wind. After grinding into this gusty breeze, we made a diversion to inspect the old mining town of Chloride.

Chloride was once an area where more than 70 mines produced silver, lead, zinc, turquoise, and gold. Today, Chloride is a bit of a ghost town, revealing eccentric people and an ensemble of old buildings, including the jail and Arizona’s oldest continuously operating post office. A room at the Sheps Miners Inn (an old adobe-style miners living quarters) became home that night. It allowed for exploring the remainder of the village at leisure.

 

Nevada

28 February - Chloride – Lake Mead - 103km

The next day became another day of churning into the wind, past the small settlement of Rosie’s Den and a burger joint where one could shoot a machine gun while waiting for your burger order. I kid you not!

Once over the Householders Pass, the road descended to the Hoover Dam and the Lake Mead Recreation Area, a vast area revealing stunning scenery. The weather was significantly milder at the lake. The sun came out, and it was possible to go sleeveless for the first time in a long while. We settled for camping at Boulder Beach, a basic campsite along the lake. Regrettably, by the time we slinked in, the camp was crowded. Searching for a spot, Tom, a fellow camper from Alaska, kindly offered to share his site.

The camping area was lovely, albeit without showers. The following morning’s ride took us along the Old Railway Trail to the Hoover Dam. The dam, built in the 1930s, is a true masterpiece and, I’m sure, the largest dam in the world.

 

1-4 March - Lake Mead – Las Vegas - 51km

The weather was gorgeous as the River Mountains Loop Trail took us toward Las Vegas. Although Nevada is the most arid state in the USA, the landscape was stunning and the colours unique. Even from a distance, one could see Vegas, and its tightly packed high-rise strip, a shimmering mirage in the distance.

A pleasurable ride led right into the city and I was excited to explore the famous Sin City. We encountered a fantasyland of Egyptian Pyramids, Paris’s Eiffel Tower, Venetian canals, and New York’s skyline. Casino after casino, hotel upon hotel, amazing shows, dancing water fountains, neon lights, slot machines, limousines, Ferraris, sleazy-looking alleyways, drunks and people out of luck. It’s a crazy place where the roll of the dice decides your fortune. However, our needs were significantly different, and we discovered a reasonably priced motel where one could take a necessary shower.

I was impressed by the outrageous architecture, from The Flamingo (the oldest hotel on the strip) to the MGM, the world’s largest hotel (at the time). I roamed about, stunned by the opulence and decadence while staring in amazement at the amount of money spent.

Of course, I had to take a pic of Las Vegas’ famous (and most photographed) landmark, the welcome sign. The “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign has been the city’s most significant landmark since its construction in 1959.

Another picture I had to take was of the bronze sculpture in front of the Rivera Casino. The Crazy Girls performers (including deceased transgender showgirl Jahna Steele) are now immortalised in a bronze sculpture out front. Their thong-clad buttocks have been worn to a shine by patrons’ hands, apparently as good luck in the casino.

 

5-6 March - Las Vegas – Primm – 70km

After four nights we were all ‘Vegas-ed out’ (and fortunately without getting hitched), it felt good to return to the familiar biking routine of riding, camping and moving on. So, instead of heading north, Ernest and I headed west in the direction of San Francisco, trying to stay in the USA’s warmer part.

Despite the weather forecast of high winds, it became a lovely sunny day. The wind, nevertheless, abruptly picked up, and I called it a day by the time we crawled into Primm (and upon noticing a steep climb ahead). The tiny settlement of Primm came as a surprise as it consisted solely of three casinos and two petrol stations. A bigger surprise was that accommodation was relatively inexpensive. A massive room offering two double beds and an equally enormous bathroom came at a bargain price. I guess they counted on guests spending their hard-earned dollars in their casino. All this luxury was taken full advantage of, including a long and luxurious bath.

It seemed another winter storm had rolled in as we woke to a howling gale and decided to, again, overnight in Primm. There wasn’t much to do as we don’t gamble, although I thought the room was equal to winning the jackpot. The casino further displayed the remarkable story of Bonny and Clyde, including their blood-splattered, bullet-ridden car. Gosh, what a life those two had!

 

7-8 March - Primm – Baker - 80km

Even though the weather forecast was less than perfect, we set out in the direction of Baker. Our path ran through the Mojave Desert, the lowest and hottest in North America. Once up and over the pass, it became freezing, but luckily, without any rain or snow.

Our route spat us out in Baker, which marked the well-known Death Valley Reserve entrance. Baker was a small community sporting a population of approximately 750. The town’s most remarkable feature was a 41-metre thermometer, known as the world’s tallest thermometer, visible from miles away (but sadly not operational). It commemorated the hottest temperature recorded in the United States, 134°F (56.7°C), measured in nearby Death Valley in 1913. Unfortunately (or fortunately), the day was nowhere close to that, as snow was forecasted for that night. Baker was further known for strange UFO sightings and it was not odd to find alien displays around town.

It started raining during the night, and drizzled on and off all through the morning, so we decided it was best to stay put.

 

California

9 March - Baker – Yermo - 95km

It was 9th March when we departed tiny Baker and pushed on towards the coast following the I-15, which runs through the Mojave Desert. The barren landscape didn’t offer much of interest, with only a few dunes and Joshua trees visible throughout the day. Mercifully, we encountered no headwind, as I couldn’t even begin to imagine riding that stretch into the wind. As there wasn’t much to look at, one couldn’t help but notice a sign for Zzyza Rd. Initially, it seemed like a name of last resort, but it turns out that it is a made-up name created by Curtis Howe Springer in 1944 to distinguish it as the last word in the English language. It was certainly an interesting discovery!

As there wasn’t a heck of a lot to look at, one couldn’t help but notice the unusual, discarded items alongside the road. Besides the usual empty beer cans, there were also more unique items like shoes, clothing including underwear, household items like brooms, towels and even a pillow. One can’t help but wonder how it landed next to the highway. However, on that day, I also spotted a dildo. I could entertain myself for hours on end, imagining amusing ways in which it could’ve landed there, which left me giggling for the remainder of the way. Did I mention there wasn’t much happening along the way?

Yermo sported a formal campsite and an excellent place to call it a day. But, unfortunately, it became terribly cold once the sun had set. So, I zipped up my tent and had an early night.

 

10 March - Yermo – Boron - 75km

Breakfast consisted of a sandwich and coffee, after which we pedalled onwards. Like the previous day, there wasn’t much apart from miles and miles of nothingness, low shrubs, and Joshua trees. Even the settlements on the map were nothing but a few abandoned buildings. Strangely, it became a good day. The weather was comfortably warm, with just a slight breeze, and I was grateful for small mercies. I got into a sort of rhythm: the wheels spun smoothly, making a soft, whirring sound upon the tarmac and the kilometres flew by.

In the afternoon, a campsite at Boron lured us in as it was inexpensive and more comfortable than camping wild. A nearby supermarket provided ingredients, and Ernest concocted hamburgers accompanied by a salad; we were, after all, in the land of the hamburger.

 

11 March - Boron – Mojave - 55km

Villages along the way can, at times, be tiny treasures. Boron was one of them and was known for the nearby Borax mine and The 20-Mule Team Museum, which covered the mine’s history, including the mules that had to transport the rocks over the mountains to Bakersfield.

Next door, the aerospace museum was equally informative and offered items and pictures relating to the nearby Edwards Air Force Base. On display was the old computer used in the early development of the space shuttle. These IBM computers initially, and surprisingly, only had about 35 kilobytes of magnetic core memory each. They had no hard disk drive and loaded software from magnetic tape cartridges.

We returned and continued past the famous Edwards AFB. There was indeed nothing but desert and access to a few military bases.

Fifty-five kilometres further was Mojave, a sad-looking town, where equally sad-looking people wandered the streets talking to themselves. Mojave was a typical crossroads town and home to a few motels, liquor stores, and little else. In keeping with the mood of the place, it had a substantial aeroplane graveyard on the outskirts of town.

 

12-14 March – Mojave – Bakersfield - 93km

The road took us a couple of thousand feet up through the Tehachapi Mountains, passing hundreds of wind turbines. The small town of Tehachapi came as a pleasant surprise. Tehachapi was a historical village (established in 1860) and the oldest settlement in the Tehachapi Valley. The Apple Shed & Fudge Factory impressed with its fudge, which I thought was the best in the world, or maybe our sugar levels were low, as I scoffed quite a few.

The hills around Tehachapi are home to California’s largest wind resource areas, hence all the turbines. Fuelled by the fudge, we flew down the pass, past the famous Tehachapi Railway Loop. I learned that the Loop was an engineering feat in its time and was built by the Southern Pacific Railroad in 1874. The first train to use it arrived in Los Angeles in 1876. Our path passed over itself along the Loop, gaining a mere 23-metre elevation as the track climbed at a steady 2% grade. It’s said a train more than 1,200 metres long can pass over itself in the Loop.

We sped further down the pass into the San Joaquin Valley and the famous Tule fog. In the process, we had left the desert and encountered green meadows, farmlands, and vineyards. Bakersfield had a good campsite and friendly campers.

Ernest needed a bike shop and stayed one more day. During the day, we met workers doing demolition work in the area. They invited us to supper, and it became a pleasant evening. Afterwards, we retreated to our tents sporting two brand-new California Wrecking caps and with a Miley Cyrus song on our minds.

 

15 March - Bakersfield – Blackwells Corner - 111km

Our route crossed California’s Central Valley on a beautiful, sunny day. The area was very much the heart of the agricultural area, evident in the vast fruit plantations, all in full bloom. Spring was in the air, and it became a pleasant cycle along Route 58 and north via Route 33. Once on Route 33, the fruit plantations disappeared altogether, and we found ourselves amid an oil exploration area where thousands of oil derricks pumped away silently.

It was dark upon arriving at Blackwells Corner, and we pitched our tents at a gas station.

 

16 March - Blackwells Corner – Paso Robles - 95km

Our early start was due to not wanting the gas station owner to arrive and find us still sleeping. The little shop provided coffee and a muffin, and it turned into a beautiful day past more fruit plantations.

A surprising find was the junction where James Dean had his fatal car accident at the tender age of 24. Nevertheless, we continued and soon arrived at pretty Paso Robles. Its abundance of wineries, olive oil, and almond orchards reminded me of my home country, especially the Stellenbosch region.

 

17-20 March - Paso Robles – San Luis Obispo - 55km

Ernest’s front rim broke and, fortunately, it wasn’t far to San Luis Obispo, which had a bicycle shop. The ride was fascinating past typical small American settlements like Templeton, Atascadero and Santa Margarita to historic San Luis Obispo. A well-stocked bicycle shop along the main road provided the necessary items. Ernest spent the rest of the evening spoking his new rim.

Seeing we were staying in a reasonably priced abode, we thought it a good place and time to organise new bank cards. Making an international phone call appeared easiest and less expensive using a phone card. I used the opportunity to hand my camera in for cleaning as I discovered a very competent camera shop, The Photo Shop, and what a difference it made.

 

21-22 March – San Luis Obispo – Morro Bay - 35km

Packing up was at leisure to pedal the short distance to the Californian Coast and Morro Bay, a lovely spot where camping was at the Morro Bay State Park and where we experienced our first hike&bike. If hiking or travelling by bike, one could camp at these parks at $5 per person, a considerable bargain.

Seeing the bank was asked to send the bank cards to The Motel 6 in San Simeon, we operated in low gear as San Simeon was a short distance away. The card was said to take seven working days. Still, it was nearing Easter Weekend, and I imagined it could take substantially longer. Thus, we stayed in Morro Bay for an extra day.

The Bay’s most prominent landmark is Morro Rock. The spectacular rock at the entrance to Morro Bay is a 23-million-year-old volcanic plug. Nevertheless, I found it even more captivating that Morro Rock forms part of what is known as The Nine Sisters. The Nine Sisters are extinct volcano peaks that run in an approximately twelve-mile line, stretching from Morro Bay to San Luis Obispo.

 

23 March - Morro Bay - Montana de Oro State Park - 25km

A short but hilly ride led to Montana de Oro State Park. It seemed the Californian Coast would take considerably longer to traverse as it was graced by many fantastic parks.

Montana de Oro State Park is rugged, magnificent, and remote. The camping was rustic without electricity or showers but offered water and toilets. Nature was the drawcard here; one could hike or bike the park’s many trails. It was a pleasure to be off the bicycle and to stroll along these scenic trails rich in birdlife.

 

24-25 March - Montana de Oro State Park – Morro Bay - 25km

Following a long chat with a fellow biker, we packed up and returned to Morro Bay. I was desperate for a shower and booked into a Motel 6 to do internet and laundry. So comfortable was it, that staying an additional day came naturally. I thought of having a haircut, but the salons were closed on Mondays, and nothing came of that.

 

26 March-2 April - Morro Bay – San Simeon State Park - 35km

It was time to move along and find another state park. In the process, we cycled past Nit Wit Ridge in Cambria. Nit Wit Ridge is built entirely of items collected over fifty years. The builder was the eccentric Cambria garbage collector and junk hauler Arthur Harold Beal.

It appeared it never became hot along that stretch of coast. Even though the days were sunny, fog moved in from the ocean, making for nippy evenings.

The San Simeon State Park was home for two nights before moving to a Motel 6 in San Simeon to collect the cards. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long before I learned my assumption that the cards would arrive on time was clearly incorrect, as nothing arrived, and we retreated to the campsite.

A further two nights were spent camping and, by Monday, we returned to the Motel, but the cards still weren’t there.

 

3-4 April - San Simeon

After days of waiting for the bank cards to arrive, I was getting itchy feet. There wasn’t an awful lot to do in San Simeon except riding into Cambria town to the supermarket. By this time, we’d had enough of watching TV and I phoned the bank, only to find the cards hadn’t even been sent. I arranged for them to be delivered to Fort Bragg, further north, but doubted whether it would materialise.

 

5 April - San Simeon – Plaskett Creek - 56km

The San Simeon/Plaskett Creek’s stretch was particularly stunning - the road ran next to the ocean, climbed high up against the cliffs’ side, and then descended to the beach. Sadly, the breeze picked up and came gusting around corners, making it tricky to keep the bicycle in a straight line on such a narrow road.

We observed elephant seals basking in the sun, unperturbed by the staring tourists. We went past lighthouses and fields of Californian poppies, and up and down hills.

Plaskett Creek, a gorgeous forest campsite, provided a bike&hike section, making overnighting easy. At camp was also Marlene, whom we met at San Simeon Park. What an extraordinary, independent lady. She travelled by bicycle and preferred forest areas to avoid people. Although walking aided by two walking sticks, she seemed fine once on the bike. I didn’t think she had a home; this was her life. Immensely shy, I was surprised she appeared pleased to see us as a big toothless grin crossed her face.

 

6 April - Plaskett Creek – Big Sur - 55km

It was past 11h00 before leaving the campsite to bike the famous Big Sur coastline. The scenery was sublime and revealed big hills, making it slow going. Nevertheless, numerous stops were made to admire the view, resulting in it being past 5 pm before we slinked into Pfeiffer Big Sur State Park.

The park was quite magnificent, and the campsite was amongst colossal redwood trees. These trees can grow 350 feet high and are between 1000 and 2000 years old.

 

7-8 April - Big Sur State Park – Monterey - 68km

Our leisurely departure was due to chatting with other cyclists, and it was almost midday before we finally got underway. I expected the road to flatten out a tad, but that wasn’t the case, and a few good climbs remained. Nevertheless, the landscape was no less spectacular than the previous days. Our path climbed high up against the mountainside and offered stunning ocean vistas. The route crossed spectacular high-arch bridges before reaching Carmel (home of the renowned Pebble Beach golf course).

Local advice told us to follow the scenic route, which caused us to become lost in the misty forest hills but, eventually, it spat us out at Monterey in the gathering dusk. Once settled in a less expensive motel, shopping was at Trader Joe’s, and we put our feet up in front of the TV.

Being Ernest’s birthday, we stayed an extra day. I surmised I was being taken for a fool as he treated himself to 4 x 1.2 litres of beer. And that for a man who claimed he had no money for either food or accommodation.

 

9 April - Monterey – New Brighton State Beach - 88km

The road north ran past Aptos to Soquel, past strawberry fields and fields of artichoke. I never knew how artichoke grew or that it had many uses. Regrettably, bicycles weren’t allowed on the highway. Instead, we took a minor route through farmlands, where vendors sold fresh fruit and vegetables. We couldn’t resist and stocked up.

Shortly afterwards, the road spat us out at the marvellously located New Brighton Beach Park atop cliffs high above the beach.

 

10 April - New Brighton Beach State Beach – Rossi RD - 59km

The next day the time was past 11h00 before we finally departed into a frosty wind, past Santa Cruz and Davenport. My word, could this wind blow! I nearly got blown off the bicycle before taking a side road to follow a smaller path.

This diversion turned out surprisingly scenic as the trail led past farms and up a steep hill, through dense forest and giant redwood trees, until eventually meeting up with the main road. Still, we battled into what felt like a gale and finally pulled into Rossi RD to set up camp. Unfortunately, the dreadful weather persisted throughout the night.

 

11 April - Rossi RD – Half Moon Bay - 44km

Trying to get going earlier to escape the horrendous weather, was to no avail as the day, again, was marred by a wind that blew us all over the place. It took hanging on for dear life to the handlebars not to get blown off the road.

A short day of riding took us to Half Moon Bay, which offered camping. The few trees barely protected us from the ferocious wind, and pitching a tent became an acrobatic act. Afterwards there wasn’t a great deal to do but hide in the tents.

 

12-19 April - Half Moon Bay – San Francisco - 55km

Mercifully, the wind eased during the night and the day dawned calm and sunny. A brilliant fog-free ride led into San Francisco along a bicycle path that ran through the Golden Gate Park, providing stunning views of the Golden Gate Bridge, the city and Alcatraz Island.

San Francisco offered more than anticipated; the more one wandered about, the more was discovered. Ernest remained horizontal while I ate steamed buns in Chinatown, drank coffee in Little Italy, and shopped for bracelets at The Haight’s hippie district, still revealing a surprisingly ’60s vibe. Luckily, I was on foot ascending Russian Hill and descending it via the switchbacks, eight sharp bends at a forty-degree slope.

A significant part of the city was destroyed in the 1906 earthquake and fire. Still, stunning Victorian architecture remained, including the famous painted ladies - a row of Victorian houses with the San Francisco skyline as a backdrop.

I made good use of the city's various transport modes, from the iconic cable, in service since 1873, to the reasonably priced streetcars.

Despite the fog rolling in, I trundled about the waterfront, which offered a perfect view of the infamous Alcatraz Prison. From the mid-1930s until the mid-1960s, Alcatraz was America’s premier, maximum-security prison. I find it thought-provoking that Native Americans historically kept far away from the island, calling it Evil Island and believing it cursed. I’m sure that many inmates would agree.

With a start, I realised, upon entering the country, the border control staff had given me a three-month pass instead of the six months they had given Ernest. It meant I had less than a month to leave the country. Strangely, this was a blessing in disguise as my relationship with Ernest was becoming offensive, and it was time for me to move along. It's strange how abusive relationships creep up on one. Though plenty of time remained on my visa, I needed to put distance between us, and it would be more than a year before I returned to the USA. I wisely bought a ticket to South Africa, discarded most of my belongings, and kept only the items of utmost importance. Following an exceptionally long and tedious flight, I reached South Africa two days later.

It was time to take stock and decide which direction to go. I vowed never to find myself on the same continent as Ernest. First, I looked forward to catching up on all the gossip, having a braai or two, and enjoying the excellent South African wines.

After a long wait, my bank card finally arrived, and I was delighted to continue my journey. Feeling free as a bird I flew via Dubai and Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, and onto Borneo, the third-largest island in the world and the largest in Asia. I was, understandably, bursting with excitement and couldn’t wait to get going.