Wednesday, 20 June 2012

CYCLE TOURING COSTA RICA

 


COSTA RICA
745 Kilometres – 22 Days
31 May – 20 June 2012




31 May - Paso Canoas – Palmar - 95 kilometres

Our first day of biking in Costa Rica provided exceptional vistas through thick and dense forests, making it an utterly enjoyable ride. Although scorching and humid, the landscape was scenic and less hilly than envisaged. So wet, hot and humid was it, conditions allowed farmers to grow rice.

The tiny river town of Palmar Sur was home to mysterious granite stone spheres dating back thousands of years to Costa Rica’s pre-Columbian period. While larger stones weighed as much as 13,000 kg, others were as small as bowling balls. The mysteriousness of these stones is mainly due to their perfectly spherical shape. Yet, to this day, I’m clueless about their use.

 

1-4 June - Palmar – Uvita - 45 kilometres

The coastal route between Palmar and Uvita didn’t run flush next to the coast, but it remained a gorgeous ride sporting plenty of ceviche traders and spectacular vistas.

Uvita’s unusual hostel had dormitories consisting of mosquito-netted beds in tree houses in gigantic mango trees. A pleasant kitchen area was where nearly everyone gathered to devour the many mangoes that fell to the ground. Our tents were pitched under cover, which prevented mangoes from falling on the tents. Uvita, situated within the Marino Ballena National Park, sported a flat, sandy beach stretching miles along the coast, which is blessed by crystal blue waters. So pleasant was it; three full days were spent in Uvita. A slack rope in the garden provided hours of fun, but none quite mastered it.

 

5 June - Uvita – Dominical - 23 kilometres

Costa Rica was unique in that it didn’t have a military. It must be one of only a handful of countries that doesn’t have an army (very clever, if you ask me). I hope its lack of military was a sign of a peaceful nation.

Costa Ricans are known as “Ticos”, and the Costa Rican currency is colón (plural colones) named after Cristóbal Colón or Christopher Columbus.

The ride to laid-back Dominical, a surfing community, was short and the remainder of the day was thus spent walking along the pretty, rocky beach, surrounded by dense forests.

 

6 June - Dominical – Quepos - 47 kilometres

Our path north continued past the dreaded oil palm plantations. Although a common cooking ingredient in parts of Africa, Southeast Asia and Brazil, it, by now, appeared planted almost wherever it would grow. Worldwide demand has increased tremendously; today, nearly all processed foods contain palm oil.

The removal of forests to make space for oil palm plantations has resulted in massive losses of natural forests, and one can understand the concern of environmental activists. However, I was not too fond of these plantations for an entirely different reason, as they always seemed planted in extremely hilly areas. The ride to Quepos, a small harbour town, was proof of this.

 

7 June - Quepos – Jaco - 66 kilometres

The ride to Jaco was scenic on a flat road alongside the coast. Jaco had a dilapidated campsite, close to its famous and beautiful beach. The coast was a real surfer’s paradise as the waves were good and the water warm. Supper was from a food stand, known as soda stands, the most economical eateries in Costa Rica. One could choose from various dishes; amongst them were always the ever-present rice and beans.

The weather was sweltering, and it was virtually impossible to be in a tent, but rain forced us into our private saunas. While lying there, sweat dripping, I could think of many more comfortable places to spend a night. Eventually, I crawled out in search of a cooling breeze, but there were none and the mosquitos were so fierce I had no option but to return to the tent. I couldn’t wait until morning to pack up and get out of there.

 

8 June - Jaco – Puntarenas - 76 kilometres

After studying the map, our assumption that it would be an easy ride along the coast was, clearly, incorrect. Although picturesque, the day’s ride had its fair share of hills. The heat was intense, and I swear I didn’t know my body contained that much fluid. Sweat poured out of my clothes to such an extent that one could easily have assumed I had a swim.

Eventually, the hilly route spat us out at Puntarenas, a strange town on a narrow, flat peninsula. Our nightly accommodation was in a basic wooden shack at the water’s edge. Across from our rickety abode was a pier where fancy passenger liners docked. Some people, clearly, travelled in more style than us.

 

9 June - Puntarenas – Tambor - 29 kilometres

By morning, we made our way to the small harbour to catch the ferry across the Golf de Nicoya to Paquera, situated on Peninsula de Nicoya. The peninsula is known for its gorgeous beaches and tropical rainforest. Therefore, I thought it worth investigating as it’s blessed with abundant fauna and exotic flora.

A quick ferry ride brought us to Paquera, and it immediately became apparent that riding wouldn’t be easy. The weather was humid and hot, and the narrow winding path led straight up a mountain. It wasn’t that the climb was high, but that the gradient was impossibly steep. Nevertheless, we wrestled our bikes up almost vertical inclines and slinked into Tambor soaked in perspiration. Despite the difficulty in reaching it, Tambor had a magnificent location along a horseshoe-shaped bay, and it dawned upon me that Costa Rica was indeed one of the world’s most scenic countries.

 

10-13 June - Tambor – Montezuma - 21 kilometres

The following morning, the route remained narrow and near-vertical in places. Barely twelve kilometres down the drag, a sign pointed to Montezuma Beach. Being curious about what was at the end of this potholed dirt track, we turned off to investigate. Seven kilometres further, the tiny beach village of Montezuma appeared. Hidden amongst dense forests, Montezuma was a true paradise and home to surfers and hippies alike. So laid-back was it that the place became known as Montefumar (‘fumar’ is Spanish for smoke). It was an excellent place to follow suit and swing in a hammock while puffing away for a few days.

We read books, swam in the ocean, and eventually trundled to a nearby waterfall. Doing little made the days fly by, and soon it came time to continue our journey.

 

14 June - Montezuma – Puerto Coyote - 40 kilometres

In the morning, I gasped up the sharp hill to the “main road”. So extreme was it that I had to walk the bike. Unfortunately, our joy getting to a paved section was short-lived as the path soon turned into a dirt road which later deteriorated into a muddy track.

Mercifully, the rivers we encountered weren’t deep and we could walk the bikes across. Thank goodness, my panniers were waterproof. The path became steep, muddy and rutted to such an extent that we had to help each other push the bikes up the near-vertical hills, as so slippery was the mud that we kept sliding down. LOL. We never saw a soul, and the single person we encountered was a chap asking for directions.

After what felt like hours, an idyllic beach emerged, and was made even more idyllic after a hard day’s riding along a muddy track. The tents were set up at the beach amongst palm trees, where one could wash the day’s mud away and watch the sunset over the ocean.

 

15 June - Puerto Coyote – Playa Carrillo - 46 kilometres

Our euphoria in reaching Puerto Coyote didn’t last long as the track continued up more hills, which worsened as the day progressed. The bikes again needed hiking up muddy and rutted paths (two to a bike) and I couldn’t believe another day was spent slip-sliding along these muddy trails. So sharp was the gradient we kept sliding down while wrestling our bikes up the slippery path. I couldn’t help but laugh at the sight we must have made, as there wasn’t a great deal one could do; we were in this mess and had to push on.

It felt like we were getting nowhere, and the kilometres increased instead of decreased. I was convinced we were on the wrong road. At a tiny settlement, we asked for directions and, in true Costa Rican style, were told to return to where the sign indicated right and turn left. Fortunately, it wasn’t far, as again it required pushing the bikes across a river and, low and behold, would there not be a paved road on the opposite side.

So great was our happiness, we booked in at the first opportunity. If ever one needed to “get away from it all”, Playa Carrillo would be your best bet.

 

16 June - Carrillo – Ostional - 51 kilometres

A paved road continued to the touristy beach of Samara. Again, a sign indicated to turn left but this time we first checked with villagers and, as anticipated, were told to go right.

Not long after departing Samara, the paved section again vanished and turned into a dirt track. Still, the day turned out considerably more effortless and, although rough, it had none of the severe hills of the previous day.

Our route led past numerous beaches, one more idyllic than the other, and tiny Ostional seemed an excellent place to call it a day. Unfortunately, it rained throughout the night, making me fear it would again turn our way into a mud bath.

 

17-18 June - Ostional – Playa Tamarindo - 67 kilometres

Upon waking, Ernest discovered nearly all his equipment left on the bike stolen: helmet, gloves, sleeping bag, etc. Strangely not the essential items. No one needs a sleeping bag in the tropics, and Ernest’s sleeping mat was punctured and thus useless. Amazingly, my bike with sleeping bag and tent was in front, weird. I surmised it wasn’t stolen but sold. Hahaha.

Eventually, we got going and found the road more level, and although not pan-flat, it made for comfortable cycling. Occasionally, the route followed the coast past magnificent surfing beaches, and at times it headed inland over hills through thick and dense natural vegetation.

Touristy Playa Tamarindo came as a pleasant surprise. I understood the surf movie, Endless Summer 2 was filmed in the area which firmly put Tamarindo on the map. Unfortunately, development took off at an alarming rate, to such an extent Tamarindo lost its Blue Flag status.

The sea turtles were long gone, but at least development seemed to have slowed, partly due to the recession and partly due to more control over new developments. Still, it remained a beautiful place and offered a convenient tourist infrastructure.

I enjoyed staying in a hostel as they usually provided Wi-Fi, fast food, and other touristy treats.

 

19 June - Playa Tamarindo – Liberia - 79 kilometres

There was no hanging about at pretty Tamarinda and after saddling up our iron horses, we headed over the hills to Liberia. The route turned away from the coast and led slightly inland. Biking along a paved road was a pleasure and the day came without the usual sharp hills.

Therefore, Liberia was reached in good time, where a comfortable abode made for relaxing the rest of the day. A nearby restaurant provided a typical Costa Rican meal consisting of rice, beans, meat, and a small salad.

 

20 June - Liberia – La Cruz - 60 kilometres

Once along the Pan-American highway, the route proceeded north toward Nicaragua. We continued through Parque Nacional Guanacaste, which meant it came with its fair share of hills; fortunately, an abundance of trees gave protection from the relentless heat. Digs in La Cruz allowed crossing the border into Nicaragua the next day.

 

Friday, 1 June 2012

CYCLE TOURING PANAMA



PANAMA
1081 Kilometres – 43 Days
18 April – 30 May 2012



MAP
PHOTOS - San Blas
PHOTOS - Panama

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17 April - Capurgana, Colombia – Puerto Obaldia, Panama

It rained hard during the night, causing a fresh and damp start to the day. The boat operating between Capurgana, Colombia and Puerto Obaldia, Panama was expensive, and waiting at the dock was best to get a better offer. Finally, a deal was made, but the “regular boat” had a problem with the “good offer”. After fighting it out amongst themselves, we were taken to Puerto Obaldia at no extra charge.

The sea was rough, but our tiny boat got us safely to Puerto Obaldia where we proceeded to the immigration office for a second time. Still, it took explaining in broken Spanish (proudly presenting the embassy’s letter) that South Africans didn’t need a visa to Panama beforehand. Nonetheless, we were told to return in the morning when the boss was in the office. At least we weren’t sent back to Columbia, like three days earlier.

The annual rainfall in the area was more than 10m/a. Luckily, a covered area on the veranda of a derelict community hall provided space to pitch the tents. By then, I had $85 to get Ernest and myself to Colon, rumoured to be the first place with an ATM. Ten dollars were spent buying food and a few beers and with rain gushing down, we settled in. The roof we camped under at least allowed cooking and chatting.

Even though in Panama, we weren’t out of the woods as no roads ran to or from Puerto Obaldia. The small landing strip could nonetheless accommodate small planes. Still, I had no money, and even if I did, the six-seaters which flew to and from Puerto Obaldia couldn’t accommodate bicycles.

 

18 April - Puerto Obaldia

Following a long rigmarole, Ernest and I were eventually stamped into Panama. Hallelujah!

Puerto Obaldia was a military post with truly little happening. Meeting Simon, who hailed from Italy, didn’t take long. Simon was travelling by 50cc motorbike from Ushuaia to Alaska. He had, by then, already set a new record for distance travelled by a 50cc. For several days, Simon had been stuck in Puerto Obaldia, searching for a boat around the impenetrable Darien Gap. The Darien Gap is a break in the Pan American Highway between Colombia and Panama. The area is a dense jungle stretching almost 100 kilometres without roads or facilities. It’s considered home to the lawless, anti-government guerrillas and drug-smuggling cartels. The gap made overland travel across Central America pretty much impossible, and the only way around was, thus, by sea or air.

Spotting a small wooden cargo boat (the Rey Emmanuel) anchored in the bay, we searched for the captain, who, like any good captain, was found drinking in the cantina. I didn’t know if this was a good time to negotiate as I didn’t have enough money to pay for the trip. Luckily, Captain Marseille was in a good mood and offered us a fair price ($80 each) and agreed I could pay once in Miramar.

Furthermore, he informed me that an ATM was located about 50 kilometres from where the boat was to anchor. The trip was reportingly going to take between three and six days. Cooking wasn’t allowed, and no food was included in the price. Armed with this information, the three of us took off to the single shop to buy canned food, and ingredients we thought one might be able to cook whenever the boat docked.

The only canned food at the little shop consisted of spam and pork & beans, which we purchased, hoping one could stock up at a few islands. The captain further informed us he could take us to Miramar, a village along the Panama coast from where a road ran to Panama City. The Rey Emmanuel delivered supplies to the San Blas Islands, a group of tiny islands off the coast of Panama. The captain collected outstanding monies, empty bottles, and gas cylinders on the return journey. I presumed the trip would be a lengthy affair.

As the Rey Emmanuel was anchored in the bay, a “lancha” had to be arranged to row us out to the boat the following morning. According to the captain, he was departing at 9 a.m. sharp. Therefore, not wanting to miss the only boat, a “lancha” was organised to ferry us across at 6.30 a.m.

 

19 April – Day 1

The following day, we gathered at the jetty eagerly awaiting our passage but were told the captain was NOT leaving that day. Laughing at the madness, we hung around and waited for further news. Nine o’clock came and went, and still we waited, hoping something would crop up.

Then, in a sudden rush of urgency, the captain emerged and told us he was sailing that very minute. The two bicycles, motorbike, and luggage were hurriedly loaded onto a “lancha” and paddled out with great urgency and speed. Besides the crew on the boat were Simon, Matthias from Uruguay, a Colombian guy, and a lady from Colombia on her way to visit family in Miramar. It has to be mentioned that the boat was small and didn’t cater to passengers. The crew, therefore, wasn’t particularly friendly, which one could understand as we were in their way. Finally, we all settled down upon the wooden deck amongst the crates, trying our level best to roll out mats to lie upon.

Eventually, the boat sailed off; small and unstable, she rocked and rolled over the big swells, while the three Europeans clung on, tooth and nail, not to be flung overboard. Finally, there was little else to do but find a spot and wedge yourself in, hugging your knees and feeling like a refugee. Moving around was impossible, and due to the noise from the diesel engine, conversation was out of the question.

After roughly three hours of sailing, we caught our first glimpse of the San Blas Islands. Three hundred and sixty-six islands, and a few so tiny they could barely accommodate one or two huts. Once amongst the islands, the sailing was far smoother. Still, it remained impossible to move about or chat. The captain anchored twice to pick up empty gas cylinders and empty crates of cooldrink bottles.

Finally, Captain Marseille must’ve relented about the meals as all passengers were served lunch (rice accompanied by chicken wings and feet, give me strength!). By 4 p.m., the Rey Emmanuel reached yet another tiny island, where she moored for the night. Supper consisted of cooked bananas (plantain), cassava and salted pork or, -, pork fat.

Three other boats also moored along the jetty, and everyone knew one another. Soon darkness fell, and all settled in, crew in hammocks and passengers underneath them on the hard, wooden slats of the boat deck.

 

20 April – Day 2

Our first morning dawned, and the boat sailed out of the small harbour at around 6 a.m. The first stop was shortly afterwards at an island village to collect the necessary goods, where a breakfast of boiled banana and chicken feet was served.

As a vegetarian I had great difficulty with the food. Still, the others were happy, as there was a lack of shops on the islands. The cans of pork & beans purchased turned out simply beans in watery tomato juice – quite gross. Gross or not, we had quite a few of these cans to work through, and I had a choice between chicken feet or beans in a watery tomato juice. Soon after departing, the crew caught a large fish, and I was sure it would be our evening meal.

The inhabited islands were packed “wall-to-wall” with reed and palm-thatch shacks. Islanders wore traditional clothes and were surprisingly short. The Rey Emanuel slowly putt-putted between the San Blas’ teeny islands, stopping numerous times to load empty crates and gas cylinders, and collect outstanding money. The Rey Emmanuel couldn’t have covered much distance before our overnight stop. Sure thing – supper consisted of rice and fried fish, which was a great deal more edible than the salted pork fat.

Life in the San Blas was at an unhurried pace. With no electricity, we all went to bed when it became dark and woke at sunrise, making it a long night on the uncomfortable deck.

 

21 April – Day 3

Day 3 brought an earlier departure than the previous day. Breakfast was served at the first island stop, consisting of boiled banana and salty pork fat. I’m not ungrateful, but I couldn’t eat it. The crew, on the other hand, seemed delighted with their breakfast. Mercifully, we still had a few stale rolls, half a jar of peanut butter, and the famous pork & beans (without pork).

Following loading, sailing continued past numerous small islands with coconut palms and white, sandy beaches. They looked idyllic, and the water was clear enough to see fish swimming even in the deeper water – the San Blas was indeed close to paradise. Unfortunately, the Kuna people were shy and didn’t like being photographed. I did, nevertheless, manage to steal a blurry shot or two. Small bare-bum kids ran about or rowed their wooden dugout canoes, seemingly before they could even walk.

The days became increasingly hot, but it wasn’t too unbearable while sailing. Still, the heat sent everyone running to a shady spot when we moored. The rhythm of loading, off-loading, and then sailing to the next island to do the same became a familiar routine. While we moored, food was served, and a good thing too, as the boat rocked far too severely to cook or eat. Lunch was rice, beans and liver. I happily gave my liver to Ernest and ate the rice and beans, neither of which would ever make it to my favourite list.

By evening, anchoring was at a relatively large island, for the San Blas, (approximately 500 metres x 800 metres). We all sat watching the teams play basketball and I thought it a good thing the tiny Kuna people played each other. Supper consisted of a boiled banana and fried fish. We sat around the square until we realised this was it, and nothing more would happen. Then, when darkness fell, we all crawled in, trying to get as comfortable as possible while listening to the snoring and farting of the crew in their hammocks above.

 

22 April – Day 4

The Rey Emmanuel stayed moored the entire day as the captain had business to attend to. Still, I never saw him doing anything but swing in his hammock, or drink beer on the dock. At least breakfast was slightly different, and consisted of boiled banana and tinned meat (spam). The island sported a branch of the Bank of Panama and someone mentioned an ATM inside and we decided to check it out in the morning.

So small was the island that it took no time to criss-cross it. It rained on and off for the greatest part of the day and the kids loved it, playing endlessly in the puddles and never seeming to tire. Each island had a central basketball court where all gathered. The courts were well-used, and various basketball and football games were played simultaneously. I felt privileged to have the opportunity to experience these remote islands.

 

23 April – Day 5

The following day, we were up early to be at the bank as soon as the doors opened, but after rushing over in the bucketing rain, we found no ATM inside. Receiving wrong information seemed a daily occurrence. Tails between our legs and empty-handed, we returned to the boat to eat our fish and boiled banana breakfast.

Instead of sailing in the morning as planned, nothing happened, and we all sat around waiting. The rain never ceased and could’ve been the reason for a non-sailing day. Lunch was crab and rice, and everyone was delighted except me.

Captain Marseille finally steered us off to the next island at around 3 p.m. The boat putt-putted through the islands for roughly two-and-a-half hours before anchoring. Supper was rice with tinned sardines, and we were all grateful for the change of cuisine. Still, we fantasised about pizzas, wine, coffee, and whatever people could think about.

Unfortunately, the weather turned absolutely foul, with a strong wind and bucketing rain. The boat rocked and rolled, and the crew swung wildly in their hammocks (some eventually opted to sleep on the floor). Simon tried sleeping on the dock, but the rain soon drove him back onto the boat.

 

24 April – Arriving in Miramar – Day 6

With the rolled-down canvas (to keep the rain out), we all slept late, and it must’ve been around 7 a.m. before our unfriendly crew started moving about. The boat was out of coffee for days by then, but they must’ve found a wee bit stashed away somewhere as there was a sip of coffee before breakfast. Then, in a sudden spurt of urgency, the engines were started, and in no time the boat was untied from the quay, nearly leaving Matthias and the Colombian guy who had camped ashore behind.

The sailing routine continued to the next island, where the captain collected outstanding money and served breakfast. Rumour had it this was our last stop before a straight six-hour sail to Miramar. We all had enough of the boat by then and couldn’t wait for the trip to be over.

Immediately after clearing the San Blas islands and reaching the open ocean, the weather deteriorated. I am not speaking hyperbolically when saying I feared our tiny boat wouldn’t make the final stretch. She rolled and pitched, and whatever wasn’t latched down, came flying across the deck. It was a scary experience, and landing at the bottom of the ocean was a real possibility. There was little to do but wedge yourself in between the cargo and hope for the best. The rain came down so hard that the engine noise was virtually drowned out, and visibility was barely a few metres.

Finally, and to everyone’s relief, the Rey Emmanuel, against all expectations, docked in Miramar in the late afternoon. We couldn’t have been happier being off the boat. All the passengers went in search of accommodation in the village. Ernest and I shared a room, and Simon, Matthias and the Colombian guy were in the other room. The place was pretty basic, but I think we were all happy to be on a mattress of sorts and to shower (the first in more than a week).

By this time, no one had any money and Ernest cooked our leftover pasta mixed with the infamous pork & beans without the pork. Matthias also threw in his last few cans and, in the end, it became quite a substantial pot of food.

 

25 April - Miramar – Portobello – 44 Kilometres

Early morning, I gave Ernest my bank card and Simon gave him a lift on his 50cc motorbike to the ATM at Portobello, almost 45 kilometres away. I still had to pay for the boat trip and the captain had kept my bicycle on the boat as ransom. I also had to refund Matthias as he kindly paid for the previous night’s accommodation.

This was all easier said than done as the motorbike’s front tyre had a large hole, and Simon glued a piece of old inner tube over it. I had my doubts as to whether the tyre would last 45 kilometres. Soon after their departure, the Colombian guy hurriedly caught a bus to Panama City. Matthias and I waited until Simon and Ernest returned.

They returned all smiles, and although Simon hadn’t been able to get any money in Portobello, at least I had money to pay for the trip, and could get my bike out of the pound. Unfortunately, Simon discovered that his costly Canon camera and lens had vanished from their room. He straightaway reported the incident to the police, but they could do little.

Eventually, Ernest and I saddled up and headed along a lush and forested route toward Portobello. The way was reasonably good but came with a few steep hills. Still, we reached Portobello in good time. I was pretty surprised to find a tiny, but fascinating, village sporting the remains of an old castle and fort.

Many international sailing yachts anchored in the bay - indicating this was a popular sailing route. The well-known Captain Jacks was a tad pricy for a dorm bed, and looking elsewhere was best. In the process, we located the reasonably priced Hospedaje La Aduana. While not the cleanest, and with mice nibbling at our food bags during the night, the place wasn’t all bad as the room featured a large balcony from where to people-watch.

 

26-27 April - Portobello - Colon - 44 Kilometres

I awoke with an upset stomach and felt like I had dined from a garbage truck the previous night. Despite this, we packed up and biked along a scenic coastal route to Colon.

Unfortunately, my camera was playing up and, as Colon was a free trade zone, we turned in to see if there were any camera bargains. There were plenty of warnings about Colon being a nasty and dangerous place. We, nonetheless, met only friendly people (all warning us about the dangers), ready to help us find a safe place to overnight. Our hotel was lovely, and I searched out the free trade zone. Unfortunately, I thought the shops were a rip-off, not a place to get a good deal. I looked but couldn’t see any cameras I liked at a reasonable price and thought it best to have mine fixed.

The following day was laundry day and time to sort out internet tasks, which was long overdue by then. Colon was close to the Panama Canal, but I never saw the canal.

 

28-30 April - Colon – Panama City - 90 Kilometres

Panama is a small country that made for effortless pedalling across from the Atlantic coast to Panama City on the Pacific coast. The ride wasn’t bad; a tad hilly but no rain. On riding into Panama City, we encountered a sprawling, cosmopolitan area. The city was the centre for international banking and trade in Panama and, hence, sported a modern skyline of glass and steel towers.

Biking around searching for a budget room revealed we were in the wrong area. Instead of budget accommodation, we only found international hotels to the likes of Le Meridian, The Radisson and the Continental. Ultimately, a more reasonably priced room was discovered in the old part of town.

The next morning, an even less expensive abode was sought and, in the process, we rode through the old town and onto the famous Panama Canal. Panama City was situated at the Pacific entrance to the Panama Canal. Still, the canal wasn’t half as impressive as the Suez Canal, and I thought it was an audacity to charge an entrance fee.

In Panama, sunrise was at approximately 6:20 a.m. and sunset at around 6:20 p.m., every day, year-round—no wonder it’s amongst the world’s top five places to retire.

Sadly, my camera packed up entirely, and I searched for a new one or a place to fix it. Being Sunday, I found the majority of shops closed. The next day turned out a public holiday, and little got done.

 

1-2 May - Panama City

Back and forth between all the large shopping centres I went. Firstly, in search of a place to fix the camera and, secondly, to check on new ones’ prices. Both were found and I handed my camera in to be repaired, but then went wild and bought a new Canon Rebel. This deed, unknowingly, marked the start of a long love affair with Canon.

I spotted a professional-looking bike shop, handed the bicycle in for a service, and then returned to the room to play with my new toy.

 

2 May - Panama City

The old town, known as Casco Viejo, had a fascinating history. The city was a significant trading post for oriental silks and spices. Being a wealthy city, Casco Viejo was the envy of many pirates. In 1671, the town was ransacked and destroyed by the Welsh pirate, Sir Henry Morgan, leaving only the stone ruins of Panama Viejo. At the time, the area consisted of crumbling buildings and narrow lanes, forming part of a high-density slum. Even though the suburb was considered unsafe, the only danger we encountered was the missing drain covers.

 

3-4 May - Panama City

Panama was a confusing country, direction wise. Due to its ‘S’ shape, north, south, east and west were never where I expected. In Panama City, the sun rises over the Pacific Ocean and sets over the Atlantic Ocean. It surely must be the only place in the world where that happens. The canal, therefore, runs roughly north to south (not east to west, as imagined). Weird.

 

5 May - Panama City – Chepo – 73 Kilometres

The camera repairs would take 20 days and I was secretly happy as this allowed heading into the Darien. Unfortunately, the unsurpassable jungle of the Panamanian Darien Region had a reputation for danger (drug traffickers and Columbian rebels). Still, my desire to explore was mainly due to the area being one of the most remote places on Earth.

I was excited to get going, but Ernest dragged his heels, (big eye-roll) and the time was 11 a.m. before we finally got underway. As a result, nearly the entire way was built up, and it took almost 50 kilometres of cycling before the road spat us out in the countryside.

On arrival in Chepo, we met Mr Singh, who ran the Pizza King. Chatting with him, we learned he had lived in South Africa for almost five years. No sooner were the panniers off-loaded than Mr Singh presented us with a pizza. He further insisted we visit the shop for coffee and cake. That evening, an enjoyable time was spent chatting about his life in our home country.

 

6 May - Chepo – Unknown settlement – 60 Kilometres

Woken by Mr Singh, who invited us to breakfast, didn’t come as a surprise. After scurrying across the road, we had a good old chat while enjoying his complimentary breakfast.

No sooner had we departed than it started bucketing down, forcing us to take shelter until the worst had passed. To our surprise, the paved section ended abruptly, and the ride became a battle along a muddy, gravelly path until, finally, a paved road reappeared.

Finally, at around 5 p.m., we reached a settlement where pitching the tents was at a cantina. I can assure you no cantina has ever made peaceful camping. The music blared until late in the evening and people were understandably noisy. I could only hope no one would fall on the tent. Covered in mud, but with no privacy to wash, I crawled in, muddy feet and all, humming ‘There are days like this’.

 

7 May – Unknown settlement - Torti – 38 Kilometres

One went through stages of things breaking. This must’ve been the tent-pole-breaking stage, as in one night, both Ernest and I suffered broken tent poles. Luckily, duct tape, cable ties and the odd hacksaw blade came in handy. Following a late start, the route led past unmapped hamlets featuring thatched huts and indigenous people going about their daily tasks. I, however, found the amount of deforestation in the area alarming.

Upon arriving at Torti, Ernest spotted a hotel. The price was reasonable, and I desperately needed a shower and booked in. The room came with hot water, which made it an excellent opportunity to do laundry. Torti was an area where farmers still travelled by horseback, hence it was the place to find the iconic saddle makers, who made magnificent, decorative saddles.

 

8 May - Torti – Meteti – 77 Kilometres

On entering the Darien province, the path deteriorated even further. Nevertheless, the ride was picturesque through a densely forested area. Police stops were frequent, and bags were searched. Precisely what they were after, I couldn’t figure out. Drugs, I guessed.

Once again, I couldn’t believe ants bit me, and it appeared I had developed a slight reaction to ant bites. I immediately started itching under my armpits. It seemed worse every time it happened. How strange.

Luckily, we reached Meteti early and shortly before the rain came down. It rained so hard we could barely hear each other, just the weather one could expect from one of the last remaining wildernesses.

 

9 May - Meteti – Yaviza – 54 Kilometres

The weather wasn’t merely sweltering but also exceptionally humid. Like any good jungle road, the area had a few hills. At Yaviza, our route came to a grinding halt. The village marked the end of the Pan-American Highway and the start of the infamous Darien Gap. The assumption that there would be a boat from Yavisa to La Palma was clearly incorrect. This meant we had to backtrack to Puerto Quimba, where we were told boats left for La Palma. The lack of information made this more guesswork than anything else.

 

10 May - Yaviza – Meteti – 55 Kilometres

Backtracking wasn’t all terrible as we escaped the rain and it became a pleasant day of cycling. A vendor presented us with pineapples, avocados, mangoes, and a strange unknown fruit. He wanted no money, and with panniers bulging, we continued until Meteti.

 

11 May - Meteti – La Palma via Puerto Quimba – 20 Kilometres

Departing Meteti was at a leisurely pace to cycle the short distance on a slightly hilly and gravelly road to Puerto Quimba. The area was beautiful in its remoteness and at times so quiet that the forest noises sounded deafening. Once in Puerto Quimba, a boat to La Palma was located and, being a short distance, the ride barely took 30 minutes.

La Palma, capital of the Darien Province, strangely, wasn’t reachable by road and consisted of a few colourful houses on stilts. La Palma only had one ‘street’ along a muddy riverfront. There was nothing else besides the few shops, bars, and restaurants lining the only path. Our accommodation consisted of a ramshackle stilted bungalow where one couldn’t just hear the water sloshing underneath but could also see it through the floorboards.

 

12 May - La Palma – Sambu - By boat

Initial information was that the boat to Sambu was in two days. Still, at the slipway, one got the impression there could be a boat that very day. Someone once said the service in Sambu was “as slow as molasses” and I couldn’t think of a better description. There was little else to do but hang around, watching boats come and go.

Eventually, a boat appeared, and we flew across the Gulf de San Miguel at breakneck speed on an open speedboat. At the same time, brown pelicans and shearwaters drifted effortlessly above. The Gulf was scenic and peppered with tiny islands.

Soon after setting out, the boat turned up the River Sambu and, after two hours, arrived at the little settlement of Sambu, home to the Embera and Cimarrones. Interestingly enough, these were people of African descent whose ancestors escaped the slave trade by living in the jungle. Sambu was situated deep in the forest, and one would never have spotted it without getting off the boat.

Albeit tiny, the settlement was considered substantial for the Darien as it had a payphone, landing strip, clinic and school. The centre of the village was a large, shady mango tree where everyone gathered. If wanting to contact anyone in the community by phone, the payphone was the number to dial, and anyone in the vicinity of the phone would answer.

The landing strip was the single paved road in the area, and where kids rode their bikes and lovers took a stroll in the evening. Ernest and I overlooked the action from our little veranda, and I was pretty happy being there. Watching the activities, I realised that although the Embera people lived in reed huts on high stilts, cooked on open fires and wore traditional clothes, they were no different from city folk.

 

13 May - Sambu

Early morning, I sauntered to the river where people bathed and I watched village folk go about their daily tasks. We later inquired about a boat to Panama City. The answer was, yes, there was indeed one, maybe today, maybe tomorrow.

When the boat finally arrived, I was pretty shocked at the state of the old rust bucket. It didn’t appear seaworthy or capable of reaching the capital. I was further slightly concerned about getting myself, panniers and bicycle up the narrow gangplank and onto the deck. Word had it the Doña-Dora was sailing the following morning. The reason for the delayed departure soon became apparent. The tide went out leaving the Doña-Dora firmly on the muddy riverbed. At least we knew she wasn’t sailing without us.

My trundling resulted in an invitation into one of the homes. I was surprised at how spacious and airy these homes were, and interesting to see they cooked on open wood fires even inside. A concrete slab was placed in one corner for this very purpose.

I bought a wrap-around skirt from the lady and felt I blended in a little better (ha-ha, not that I would ever blend in at all). As there were no shops, vendors pushing wheelbarrows appeared, selling their wares. Fish, cucumbers, even a cow’s head, and later the shrimp man, whom Ernest supported. He must’ve overeaten as he was dreadfully sick during the night. By evening, I sat on the balcony, watching a lightning display and listening to the sounds of the forest.

 

14 May - Sambu

We were operating in low gear and when told the boat was only departing at 10 p.m., the news was taken in our stride. Unfortunately, it rained the best part of the day, and there was little else to do but watch the Embera people paddle their dugout canoes.

Each household had a few chickens which were, by far, the ugliest chickens. Fish were the staple diet as riverside living made easy fishing, even if just catfish. Rice, beans, bananas, mangoes and avocados accompanied all meals.

By late afternoon, we headed to the Doña-Dora where it required a trapeze artist’s skills to get our stuff and ourselves onto the boat, as the sole access was via a long and narrow gangplank. Once on the boat, we found tiny wooden cabins – six bunks to a cabin, leaving little headroom or manoeuvring space. Most bunks were broken and not all the beds could be used. Our fellow passengers were quite interesting, travelling with live lizards in hessian bags, parrots in boxes and buckets of fresh seafood. I’m not kidding you!

 

15 May - Sambu – Panama City - By boat

The following day, the boat anchored in the Gulf, off the village of Geruchine, where launches came out to meet us. Plenty of fish, empty drink crates, gas cylinders and more passengers were loaded. Getting on board was quite a spectacle as passengers had to be pushed and shoved onto the Doña-Dora from the panga boats which came alongside.

Once out of the Gulf de San Miguel, and in the open waters of the Pacific Ocean, we sailed along smoothly while watching dolphins and flying fish. Seeing flying fish was a novelty and this wasn’t even the South China Sea, where the flying fishes played according to Kipling. Brown pelicans followed in our wake, diving for food, while shearwaters soared above.

The meals served were based on boiled bananas and their staple of rice and beans. Although not haute cuisine, the cook was a great deal better than on the Rey Emmanuel (at least it wasn’t just chicken feet and salted pork fat).

At around midnight, we cruised into Panama Bay. Coming from the jungle, the night view of the towering city lights was quite spectacular.

 

16-19 May - Panama City

I woke on our rocking boat and could barely believe the Doña-Dora had made it to Panama City. We watched the city skyline, waiting for high tide to go onto the pier. Breakfast and lunch were served, and as other passengers had gradually left by small launches, the meals served were heaps better.

The high tide allowed for mooring, but the swell made getting bikes and panniers off the boat tricky as the boat bashed back and forth against the dock. However, I was more than ready to get off and be on my way. Once off the boat, we headed to a hotel to shower. A nearby supermarket provided supper, which was much different from the past few days.

 

20 May - Panama City – Capira – 55 Kilometres

Departing Panama City meant biking across the Bridge of the Americas, which spanned the Pacific entrance to the Panama Canal. There was no riding over this bridge without snapping a few pics of the container ships coming into the canal.

The rest of the day was spent biking along an excellent but hilly route as we followed our noses toward Costa Rica. As usual, the day came with blistering heat and high humidity, which required frequent stops to fill up with water.

Upon reaching Capira, a rural settlement in the Cermeno Mountains, we found a typical Spanish Colonial-type town centred around a church plaza. A room with a balcony, where I could watch the rolling hills around the city, was home that night.

 

21 May - Capira – Anton – 79 Kilometres

The next morning, we returned to the Pan-American Highway, which was pretty much the only way to Costa Rica. Meeting other cyclists, thus, didn’t come as a surprise as it was very much the classic North-South bicycle route. The last time biking this highway was in Chili, many moons ago. No highway ever made exciting riding and it became a monotonous and uneventful day.

 

22 May - Anton – Aguadulce – 73 Kilometres

Early morning, a truck driver stopped and offered me a cycling helmet. He told us the highway was dangerous with many trucks and it was safer to wear a helmet. What a thoughtful man. Again, we met other cyclists heading to Panama City, which was the end of their journey. The road flattened out, making it comfortable riding. The rain we encountered soon cleared, and we made our way to Aguadulce.

 

23 May - Aguadulce – Santiago – 58 Kilometres

Central Panama, situated between the continental divide and the Pacific, was a sparsely populated area, dotted with farms and ranches. I watched in fascination how ranchers herded cattle by horseback, which is always a pleasure to observe.

Using a public phone confirmed my camera would be ready the next day and we stayed put.

 

24-25 May – Santiago

Early morning, I caught the bus to Panama City, picked up the camera and jumped on a bus for the return trip to Santiago. This little excursion was a whole day affair and arriving in Santiago was after dark. At least I had my old, trusted Panasonic back.

 

26 May - Santiago – Los Ruices – 64 Kilometres

The day’s riding was considerably more demanding than anticipated with the weather sweltering, humid and hilly. The going was slow, and all I saw was the sweat from my face dripping on the tarmac. So hot was it, by mid-day, I felt faint and nauseous, but there was little one could do but soldier on.

By afternoon, a teeny settlement with an abandoned restaurant and small veranda made it good enough spot to pitch the tents. Discovering a laundry trough with running water out back was a bonus. Ernest cooked pasta and, as there was little to do when wild camping, we crawled in early.

 

27 May - Los Ruices - San Feliz – 58 Kilometres

On packing up, Ernest discovered a broken spoke and nothing came of our planned early start. It seemed there was no escaping the heat and I keenly looked at the sky wishing for a cooling shower. Regrettably, it became one more rainless day.

Mercifully, the route reached a high point, and the remainder of the day was a beautiful ride through the mountains, where the highlight was encountering the Guaymi tribe. Guaymi women made traditional crafts for their own use and to sell for extra income. These included handmade bags from plant fibres called “kra,” colourful dresses called “nagua” and beaded bracelets and necklaces. Men, typically, made hats from the same material.

When the Spanish arrived in Panama, they found three distinct Guaymi tribes in what is today western Panama. Each was named after its chief, and each spoke a different language. The chiefs were Nata, Parita and Urraca. Urraca became famous as he defeated the Spaniards, forcing them to sign a peace treaty in 1522. Nonetheless, Urraca was betrayed and captured, but escaped and made his way to the mountains, vowing to fight the Spaniards unto death, a vow he fulfilled. The Spaniards feared Urraca so they avoided combat with his men. When Urraca died in 1531, he was still a free man.

Several Guaymi still choose to live secluded lives away from modern society and with few facilities.

 

28-29 May - San Felix – David – 84 Kilometres

The day was marred by blistering heat. Fortunately, there weren’t any hills, but the road deteriorated, and the shoulder vanished altogether. The heat made riding exhausting, and I was dead tired getting to David.

Parque Cervantes was surrounded by vendors selling anything from clothing to fruit juices (mainly lottery tickets). Accommodation was a pricy affair, but I couldn’t care less as I only wanted to shower and lay down. We stayed an additional day to do the dreaded laundry.

 

30 May - David, Panama – Paso Canoas, Costa Rica – 55 Kilometres

Following a leisurely departure, we found the route levelled out, making it comfortable riding, past plenty of fruit sellers en route to the Panama-Costa Rica border. The border crossing was an uncomplicated affair, which simply required a stamp in the passport.

Plenty of duty-free shops lined the road and after searching for bargains, none were found. Being a typical border town, Paso Canoas was packed with trucks and buses, dodgy-looking money changers and food vendors. Still, Ernest wanted to stay and continue in the morning. He had his reasons.