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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

0026 CYCLE TOURING VIETNAM (1) 2009

 

                    VIETNAM (1)

        Pedals & Passages: Cycling                     Vietnam’s Heartbeat




2720 Kilometres – 53 Days
25 June – 17 August 2009

Photos


 Introduction: Into the Unknown

Every journey begins with a single pedal stroke. In the summer of 2009, I set out with my cycling partner, Ernest, to traverse the length of Vietnam—53 days, 2,720 kilometre, and a lifetime’s worth of memories. This is the story of that journey: the landscapes, the people, the challenges, and the triumphs that shaped every kilometre.

 

 

Chapter 1: Crossing Borders

 

Svay Rieng, Cambodia to Cu Chi, Vietnam – 87 km

Under a flood of cheerful "Hellos," we bid farewell to Cambodia and crossed into the vibrant realm of Vietnam. The border crossing was a breeze, thanks to our visas—smooth sailing all the way. As we hit the road, the infamous motorbike traffic made its grand entrance. Despite the well-maintained roads, the chaos of honking bikes was a sight to behold.

Our first stop was Cu Chi, a mere 87 kilometres down the drag, where we decided to spend the night, soaking in the atmosphere, exchanging currency, and checking local prices. The Vietnamese Dong was a whirlwind of numbers, roughly 17,000 to 18,000 Dong for every US dollar. When I hit the ATM, I emerged triumphantly with a bulging bag of cash, realizing I truly needed a new wallet—one that could handle a little more!

Though I was eager to delve into the fascinating Cu Chi tunnels, my cycling partner wasn’t game for any diversions. His mantra? He was on a global biking adventure, not a sightseeing tour. Can you imagine that?

From the start, it was evident that language would be a significant hurdle. That evening, we encountered a menu entirely in Vietnamese—no surprise, given our location! The kind restaurant owner called a friend who spoke a smattering of English to help us out. Despite his best efforts, we ended up with shrimp fried rice instead of the simple vegetable fried rice I craved. I was famished and devoured my fill, happily nudging the shrimp onto Ernest's plate, who seemed more than pleased to indulge.

 

 

Chapter 2: Saigon’s Symphony of Motorbikes

 

Cu Chi to Saigon – 38 km

Arriving in Saigon, we quickly discovered the reality behind the rumour of over 3 million motorcycles zipping around the city. The streets were a captivating yet overwhelming sight, with throngs of bikes weaving around us. Saigon is vast, stretching almost from the Cambodian border to the South China Sea, making our journey a short but heart-pounding one.

Navigating the city centre to find accommodation was an adventure in itself. Hotels lined the streets in droves, yet pinpointing the exact one we were looking for proved challenging.

Once we finally settled in, a leisurely stroll through the market revealed a city bursting with life. Skyscrapers kissed the sky alongside quaint street stalls and motorbike repair shops. Vendors filled the pavements, hawking an astonishing array of goods. To my relief, Ernest even scored some new underwear—not just any underwear, but Calvin Klein! A steal, he thought, though the price hinted it might not be the real deal.

Perhaps the most amusing surprise was how the locals still lovingly referred to the city as “Saigon,” rather than TP Ho Chi Minh City, a term mostly used by the officialdom.

 

Saigon

The vibrant hustle of Saigon swept us into its rhythm. The sight of thousands of motorbikes zipping through the streets was nothing short of mesmerizing. Every Vietnamese rider seemed to possess an extraordinary balance, seamlessly conducting their daily lives on two wheels. I watched in awe as they chatted on their phones, smoked, comforted babies, and even delivered steaming bowls of noodle soup—all while weaving through the chaotic traffic. It was astonishing to see a patient exiting a hospital on a motorbike, an IV drip still swinging from their arm.

We spent a good chunk of the day in our hotel as Ernest discovered SuperSport and learned that South Africa was set to play the British Lions. The tension was palpable! Thankfully, they emerged victorious, sparing us the anguish of a loss. Ernest celebrated the win with a local brew.

 

 

Chapter 3: Coastal Roads and Mountain Passes

 

 

Saigon to Cia Ray – 72 km

Leaving Saigon was an adventure in itself, as we navigated the frenetic traffic. The ride was lacklustre—endless stretches of highway with little to stir the imagination. But fate smiled upon us when we discovered a bustling motorbike lane, which surprisingly seemed busier than the car lane. It was clear that the motorbike was king here, and sticking to their lane not only kept us safer but ensured we avoided the relentless trucks and buses. It took nearly fifty kilometres of cycling before finally escaping into quieter roads.

Yet, language posed a constant challenge. Just when I thought I had a grip on Vietnamese vocabulary, I’d stumble upon the many meanings a single word could hold. It turned every interaction into a small adventure of its own.

 

Cia Ray to Phan Thiet – 96 km

The ride to Phan Thiet was rather uneventful, lacking the picturesque scenes I had imagined when dreaming of Vietnam. We were greeted with friendly “hellos” from locals, yet the occasional “Fuck You” served as a jarring reminder that not everyone was pleased to see us.

Amidst this, I discovered street vendors selling green guavas, artfully sprinkled with salt and chili—an unexpected yet delicious combination! My primary reason for stopping in Phan Thiet was to get my laptop repaired. What I thought would be a quick fix quickly became a hassle, compounded by my limited Vietnamese.

This seaside city had a strong odour, leading me to learn it produced a staggering seventeen million litres of fish sauce each year. That explained quite a bit! Despite this, Phan Thiet charmed us with its pretty river harbour and colourful fishing boats bobbing gently in the water.

 

Phan Thiet to Mui Ne Beach – 37 km

A short cycle along Vietnam’s stunning coastline led us to the quaint settlement of Mui Ne. So small was this gem that we completely missed the turnoff! After some backtracking, we found the perfect spot right at the beach. I was eager for my first swim in the South China Sea, but to my surprise, found the water not as warm as I had hoped.

 

2 July – Mui Ne Beach

We opted to spend two days in Mui Ne due to my pesky bike problems. Ernest rolled up his sleeves, attempting to fix it himself, but it became clear I needed a new bottom bracket. While Ernest tinkered, I soaked in the beach vibes and indulged in some of the best Vietnamese coffee I’ve ever tasted. Naturally, it came piping hot with a side of extra water—just how I like it. The Vietnamese tradition of sipping strong coffee sweetened with condensed milk was a treat, and I savoured every sip.

 

 

Chapter 4: Encounters with History and Hospitality

 

Mui Ne Beach to Ca Na – 134 km

As we set off the following morning, the road before us stretched out like an endless canvas, flat and wide, inviting us to pedal onwards. My bike, however, had its own soundtrack—a series of squeaks and rattles, with each turn of the pedal accompanied by a clunky protest that echoed the remnants of yesterday's repair debacle. The landscape around us was surprisingly different; the climate had a more arid feel than the tropical paradise we were accustomed to in Southeast Asia. Cacti dotted the scenery, particularly devil fruit plants, hinting at the intense sun and scarce rainfall.

 

Ca Na to Nha Trang – 140 km

In the heat of the day, Vietnam slowed down as the locals embraced their daily siesta—hammocks strung up everywhere, and shopkeepers napping amidst their goods. We often found ourselves easing the shopkeepers back into the waking world, their sleepy surprise turning into smiles as we filled up our water bottles. Despite the laid-back rhythm around me, Ernest seemed unusually eager to push on, and so we did, with me feeling more drained with each pedal stroke until we finally reached Nha Trang.

 

A Day in Nha Trang

Nha Trang buzzed with so much to see that I decided to linger a little longer, extending my stay for an extra day. If Ernest was intent on racing ahead, that was his choice—I wanted to dive into exploring the area. My day kicked off with a visit to the historic Cham towers perched on a rocky outcrop, their ancient stories whispered by the wind. From there, a motorbike taxi whisked me up to the majestic White Buddha, perched high on a hill, watching over the bustling town. The day wrapped up with a refreshing swim in the warm embrace of the South China Sea—pure bliss!

 

Nha Trang Adventures

The next day called for adventure aboard Mama Linh's famous boat tours. We set sail toward a breathtaking island, where the fun never seemed to end. Snorkelling in crystal-clear waters, dancing to upbeat tunes, and enjoying the floating bar became the highlights of the day. The feast of fresh, juicy fruit felt like a tropical paradise on a plate! As evening fell, I treated myself to a mouthwatering pizza—a luxury after months of instant noodles. Each bite was heavenly, a true gastronomic delight!

 

 

Chapter 5: Trials & Triumphs

 

Nha Trang to Tuy Hoa – 130 km

To my surprise, Ernest was still around and we set off again. The day unfolded beautifully, brimming with vivid colours as the route hugged the coastline. The exquisite turquoise sea sparkled alongside blue mountains under an unbroken sky. Occasionally, our path veered inland, leading us through lush emerald-green rice paddies where grass-hatted farmers worked diligently. It was in these moments, surrounded by such vibrant beauty, that I truly felt like I had arrived in the heart of Vietnam. Each pedal stroke became a celebration of the journey, the landscapes, and the lovely rhythm of life around me.

 

Tuy Hoa to Quy Nhon – 102 km

The ride from Tuy Hoa to Quy Nhon was a 100-kilometer rollercoaster of hills, each steep ascent rewarded by breathtaking views that made the struggle worthwhile. The sun beat down mercilessly, and we were drenched in sweat as we cycled through charming little villages, where locals were busy drying rice, coconut, and cassava beneath the sweltering sun.

We stopped for lunch at a quaint fishing harbour. The scene was lively, with locals savouring steaming bowls of noodle soup perched on tiny plastic kindergarten chairs. I crouched uncomfortably, wishing for a little more legroom.

Upon reaching Quy Nhon, we were met with an unexpected challenge: every budget room was fully booked due to the university entrance exams, adding a whopping fifty thousand extra people to the city’s population! Our only option was a pricier hotel, but at least it came with a lavish buffet breakfast—trust me, we certainly made a dent in their profits!

 

Quy Nhon to Sa Huynh – 118 km

By morning, we left the coast behind and headed inland through hilly terrain. The heat radiated like a furnace, with a hot wind that added to our exhaustion. I found myself echoing the question we’d been asked countless times on this trip: “Why are we doing this?” It felt like only the two South Africans and mad dogs braved the midday sun, as even the villagers sought refuge in the cool shade of trees.

We conquered the hills and finally, after 120 kilometres, rolled into Sa Huynh. This small village, blessed with pristine beaches and an absence of tourists, felt like paradise. Our accommodation, though showing signs of age, was a steal. The room boasted an air conditioner and a bathtub—until I discovered that the hot-water system was less than reliable, leaving me with a painful blister from the scalding tap water.

 

 

Chapter 6: “Come see my shop”

 

Sa Huynh to My Khe Beach – 79 km

I woke up early the next day to capture the sunrise over the South China Sea, the sky painted in breathtaking hues. The heat was already creeping in, promising another scorching day.

During the day Ernest bought about getting a new saddle; the old one barely held together with duct tape after miles of terrain.

A detour took us through Quang Ngai, where we visited the Son My Memorial site. This powerful location once bore witness to the My Lai Massacre, where over five hundred villagers lost their lives on March 16, 1968. The chilling accounts and haunting photographs displayed in the museum served as haunting reminders of the brutality of the American war.

With a sombre reflection, we pressed on, just two kilometres further to find an aging wooden bungalow perched on stilts right by the beach. The seawater was pleasantly lukewarm, and being a Friday evening, the beach was buzzing with locals from Quang Ngai celebrating the start of the weekend.

 

My Khe Beach to Vinh Dien – 125 km

The journey from My Khe Beach to Vinh Dien was another 125-kilometer, sweat-drenched challenge. Fortunately, ice is always available in the tropics. In the early hours, we watched ice sellers whisking by on bicycles, transporting hefty slabs of ice to businesses. The moment something was served from those polystyrene cooler boxes, it would be icy cold.

Once again, it felt like the only humans braving the midday heat were the two of us, as even the local dogs lounged in the shade. I could almost feel my energy evaporating in the scorching sun, but after what felt like an eternity, we finally arrived in Vinh Dien—the gateway to Hoi An. I was utterly spent and gratefully stumbled upon a hidden café, offering budget-friendly rooms, as a well-deserved respite at the end of another exhausting but fulfilling day.

 

Hoi An

The short ride to Hoi An felt like a furnace blast, the sun beating down as I navigated through a whirlwind of tourists, motorcycles, bicycles, and pedestrians. Just as I was starting to feel overwhelmed, Ernest disappeared in the chaos to do his shopping only to reappear once I had found a room.

Hoi An, with its enchanting historic Old Town, beckoned for a day or two of adventure, and I couldn’t resist immersing myself in its charm.

Roughly 55 kilometres away stood the My Son ancient Cham ruins—an intriguing site, though tarnished by the ravages of history and the war. Unfortunately, my own battle with the flu kept me from venturing there. Listening to my body’s pleas for rest, I decided to hunker down for the day and save my energy for the journey ahead.

But as luck would have it, my flu didn’t just whisper; it howled, forcing us to linger an extra day. While I often find comfort in movement, I found myself trapped in this vibrant yet overwhelming place, waiting for the haze of illness to clear.

Hoi An struck me as a magnet for tourists, frantic and over-commercialized. Everywhere I turned, I was bombarded by persistent touts—“Come see my shop!” “Special price for you!” “I can make you a beautiful shirt!” The relentless barrage about manicures, pedicures, and foot massages drove me to the brink. I longed for a bit of peace amid the bustling market streets.

 

 

Chapter 7: The Hai Van Pass

 

Hoi An to Phu Bai – 122 km

The next day, feeling still below par but determined to move on, I set off with a mix of eagerness and apprehension. As fate would have it, the route ahead threw three daunting mountain passes my way. Despite Vietnam's appeal as a cycling hotspot, I often felt like a sideshow, receiving curious stares and calls from locals who gathered to witness my struggle, amused by my exposed arms in the sweltering sun. It seemed that cycling under the midday sun was far from the Vietnamese norm.

As I huffed, puffed, and coughed my way up the hills, I was rewarded with breathtaking views from the Hai Van Pass, a stunning backdrop that made every hard turn feel worthwhile. However, as dark clouds gathered ominously around 4:30 PM, I decided it was wiser to stop and save myself from battling the rain all the way to Hue.

 

17–19 July – Phu Bai to Hue – 14 km

The next morning, we rolled into Hue, a city ripe with history. Our first task was to apply for a costly visa extension, but while we waited, I seized the moment to explore the majestic citadel. This sprawling complex was a treasure trove, filled with enchanting temples, pagodas, and the imposing imperial enclosure where history whispered among the ancient walls. A staggering 37-meter-high flagpole stood sentinel, a testament to the city's resilience.

Hue, straddling both banks of the Perfume River, added to its allure. Just across the way, Dong Ba Market buzzed with life—vendors hawked their goods, and the air was thick with the aroma of local delicacies. At night, the Trang Tien Bridge transformed into a kaleidoscope of colours, its lights dancing in the reflections below, while dragon boat replicas bobbed alongside, tempting me with promises of scenic river tours. Each moment in this vibrant city was a reminder of the rich stories waiting to unfold.

 

Hue to Dong Ha – 73 km

Vietnam is a land steeped in history and stories of resilience, having fought off invaders from the Chinese to the French and Americans. As we made our way through, it felt like every small hamlet had a war memorial—a poignant reminder of the countless lives lost. Dong Ha, perched on the edge of the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) along the Ben Hai River, was no exception. Ironically, despite its significance as a peaceful border, it became one of the most militarized regions during the war, turning a once serene landscape into a somber testament to conflict.

Even now, decades later, local farmers continue to dig through this contested earth, searching for scrap metal to sell. It’s heartbreaking to know that even 40 years on, unexploded bombs and mines still claim innocent lives.

 

Dong Ha to Dong Hoi – 97 km

During the 97-kilometer ride from Dong Ha to Dong Hoi, the sun was relentless—a blazing orb in the sky that turned the road into a heated ribbon beneath us. As we cycled towards Dong Hoi, we crossed the DMZ, an area that has transformed into lush rice fields where water buffalo graze peacefully. Yet, remnants of the past linger in the form of bomb craters, now filled with rainwater—somehow, resourceful villagers have turned these scars into fishponds for their livelihoods.

During our breaks, we savoured strong coffee served in glasses three-quarters full, with ice floating and a straw sticking out—sweet, refreshing, and just what we needed. As we pressed on, dark clouds gathered, and before long, rain began to fall in torrents. Rather than seeking shelter, we forged ahead, our soaked clothes clinging to us. Fortunately, the rain let up within a couple of hours, but I secretly wondered if we were being a bit reckless.

Upon arrival in Dong Hoi, the town welcomed us with scenic views along the river, but a haunting reminder of the war was evident in the ruins of a bombed church. We lucked out with our accommodation—a riverside place with stunning views and an inviting price tag. Despite a ceiling fan whirring above, the heat left me drenched and yearning for a cool breeze.

 

 

Chapter 8: The Road North

 

Dong Hoi to Ky Anh – 107 km

I rose with the sun to witness a breathtaking display of colours painting the Nhat Le River. As we continued our journey, the sun blared down harder than ever. I often found myself explaining my cycling adventure to the locals, and their puzzled faces reflected a deep cultural gap—biking long distances across countries is not a familiar concept here. Their confused inquiries about why I didn’t opt for a bus or motorbike often left me stumped.

Ernest and I were still feeling the lingering effects of the flu, our energy sapped. Navigating the map was once again a challenge, especially when we stumbled upon a newly constructed tunnel. To our delight, the tunnel allowed us to avoid a steep mountain pass, shortening our journey by 12 kilometres. Finally reaching Ky Anh, I was exhausted and dizzy, craving nothing more than a bowl of noodles before collapsing into bed early.

 

Ky Anh to Vinh – 107 km

Our morning routine felt like a well-rehearsed performance: downing strong coffee, packing our panniers, and loading our bikes. I cherished my electric water heater for its convenience—far less hassle than Ernest’s method of firing up his MSR stove.

However, the day turned blisteringly hot, with trucks belting out diesel fumes and dust swirling around us. The heat left me dizzy and nauseous, but I found solace in the soaring landscapes that surrounded us. An iPod blasting Jimmy Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, or Queen kept my spirit alive as I pushed through the struggle.

Vinh turned out to be a welcome respite, a perfect refuge for our recovery from the flu. We spent the next day resting in bed as Ernest whipped up a revitalizing fruit and green salad, hoping to rejuvenate us both. After all, what’s an adventure without a few bumps and plenty of memories?

 

 

Chapter 9: Through the Heart of Vietnam

 

Vinh to Tinh Gia – 115 km

The following day dawned brighter, almost as if the universe was granting me a much-needed reprieve from the flu that had weighed me down. Perhaps the weather was just kinder, or I was finally on the mend. Whatever the case, I was revelling in the newfound energy! The soundtrack of the day was a nostalgic blend of classics—Eric Clapton, Jeff Buckley, Pink Floyd, and Bob Marley—all providing the perfect backdrop as the kilometres melted away beneath my wheels.

The roads were surprisingly calm, with only a few trucks and buses accompanying us. The drivers often greeted us with a friendly honk, their horns blaring like joyful trumpets. Though at times, it felt like they could blow me right off my bike! Traffic in Vietnam follows its own rhythm, a dance I like to call the "Egyptian brake"—they hoot and go, no brakes needed.

However, the morning took a sombre turn when I witnessed a devastating accident—a young girl on a bike was struck down by a truck. Her family gathered around, grief etched on their faces. It was a stark reminder of life’s fragility; there are no second chances, no rewinds—just a final farewell.

By evening, I navigated Lang Son in search of a refuge for the night. After much searching, I found a decent place that came with a delightful touch—a complimentary comb and toothbrush to make me feel right at home.

One of the highlights of the day was discovering “Bia Hoi” (draft beer) sold in one-litre plastic bottles for a mere 8,000 dong. With the exchange rate sitting pretty at about 18,000 dong to the dollar, it felt like a steal! It is said that if a person can order a beer in the local language, you have basically mastered it. Well, if that’s the case, bring on the fluency!

 

Tinh Gia to Ninh Binh – 119 km

With Bia Hoi readily available at roadside eateries, it’s easy to see how drinking and riding go hand-in-hand around here. Spotting a Vietnamese after a few drinks is a whole other spectacle! Their faces light up a vibrant shade of red, making it easy to steer clear when a tipsy motorbiker arrives next to you, one hand on their phone, the other clutching a cigarette. A tactical retreat is always advisable!

We decided to take a breather and linger an extra day in Ninh Binh, indulging in much-needed laundry and catching up on everyday chores. Our evening was made even more enjoyable when we bumped into two fellow cyclists, James and Tracey from the UK, whom we had met earlier in Siem Reap, Cambodia. Nothing beats sharing stories with like-minded cyclists!

 

Ninh Binh to Hanoi – 96 km

The 96 km ride into Hanoi offered a flat, scenic ride that could have lured any cyclist into a blissful daze. But alas, punctures and chaotic traffic were relentless companions. Thankfully, the weather was a shade more forgiving, with only a light drizzle to contend with.

Once we hit the bustling streets of Hanoi, though, the heavens opened up, and the rain came pouring down. Navigating through the old town felt like running a gauntlet—every corner turned revealed an ever-changing maze of alleyways where street names transformed as quickly as the local vendors hustled with their goods. The narrow streets overflowed with life: tourists mingled with locals, and each alley teemed with peasant peddlers in conical hats, offering an assortment of intriguing snacks and treasures.

Even in the chaos, there was a palpable energy in the air—a reminder that every pedal stroke brought me closer to more unforgettable experiences.

 

 

Chapter 10: Hanoi and Beyond

 

Hanoi

Our travels took an unexpected twist the next morning when we set off to the Chinese embassy to secure our onward visas. The bombshell dropped: South Africans couldn’t obtain a Chinese visa in Vietnam! Stunned and momentarily speechless, we stood there absorbing the news. But then again, isn’t that what makes cycle touring an exhilarating journey? Each day is a wild card, bringing surprises at every turn.

A secret thrill bubbled within me, though. With this visa snag, I could now embrace the beautiful trails of Laos. I couldn't help but think how the most breathtaking landscapes in China lay within Yunnan and Sichuan Provinces—so, cheers to the authorities in Hanoi for this unexpected detour!

While waiting for my sister to send me a new bottom bracket and some spare parts—a shipment that would take a few days—I decided to explore Hanoi. I dropped off my laptop for repairs and then indulged in the local cuisine, savouring every bite. As I roamed the enchanting pedestrian lanes, I stumbled upon the intriguing grilled dog restaurants. Watching the meat spin on the spit, reminiscent of a pig roast, was peculiar, to say the least!

On one of my adventures, I bumped into Marc, a fellow cyclist from Canada. We’d met in Nepal and crossed paths again in Bangkok—it felt like fate! By evening, the three of us found ourselves at a lively pizza restaurant boasting an “eat as much as you can” special. Little did they know, telling a group of cyclists, “eat all you can”, was like opening the floodgates!

The next morning brought its own absurdity when Ernest found himself locked in the bathroom—thanks to a faulty door handle. His comical cries for help reminded me of Roald Dahl’s “The Way Up To Heaven.” After pondering my options, I decided to pass him his cycling tools through the air vent. In retrospect, given the daily discord, I should’ve just paid for the room and pedalled straight out of there! Hahaha!

 

 

Chapter 11: The Coast and the Islands

 

Hanoi to Hai Phong – 109 km

With a new plan in mind, we decided to backtrack to cross into Laos further south. Well-rested and well-fed, we finally hit the road. However, our ride wasn't as picturesque as we’d hoped; we stuck to the main thoroughfare leading to the coast, surrounded by sprawling development and frantic traffic.

Yet, fortune smiled upon us—much of the route featured a dedicated cycling path. Though it doubled as a bustling market, packed with laden bicycles and busy vendors, it was a blessing in disguise. The vibrant fruit stalls were plentiful, and I indulged in juicy peaches, generously sprinkled with salt and chili powder. What a feast for the senses!

 

Hai Phong – Cat Ba Island – By Ferry (14 km)

Our day kicked off with a bike ride to the pier, where reality hit hard: we had definitely been overcharged for our ferry tickets. The much-hyped “car ferry” was actually a weather-beaten old rust bucket! Our bikes? They found themselves stacked precariously on the roof, balancing atop bags of rice, crates of noodles, and barrels of Bia Hoi. It was clear that while communism might be a chapter in Vietnam’s past, capitalism was very much alive and kicking.

The two-hour journey to Cat Ba Island surpassed our wildest expectations. Nestled within a nature reserve, the island flaunted a rugged, rocky coastline that felt almost untouched by time. We stumbled upon an $8 room that offered a stunning view of the vibrant hotel strip and a bustling fishing harbour—a sight that truly set our hearts racing. Just as we settled in, the weather turned, prompting us to prolong our stay. From our cozy refuge, we witnessed an electrifying display of thunder and lightning that danced across the sky, captivating our senses and keeping us glued to the window.

Cat Ba Island is a melting pot of domestic and international tourists, creating a lively atmosphere that was hard to resist. Of course, the ubiquitous Karaoke and Massage signs were everywhere—a cheeky tagline of “Singing & Sex” summed up the island’s quirky charm. Ernest, like many a captivated traveller, found himself irresistibly drawn to the local scene, as a parade of enthusiastic “girls” beckoned him to join them for a rather adventurous “massage boom-boom.”

 

Cat Ba Island – Ha Long City – By Ferry (37 km)

Dragging Ernest away from Cat Ba Town was no easy feat; he protested like a child clinging to the last day of summer camp. The ride to the northern harbour was a breathtaking twenty-two kilometres, where each twist and turn revealed more of the island's stunning landscape. Just in time, we hopped onto the car ferry that whisked us across the surreal expanse of Ha Long Bay. Words truly fall short of capturing the breathtaking scenery; the photos barely convey the majesty of the towering cliffs and surreal rock formations jutting dramatically from the water.

Arriving in Ha Long City, we navigated our way to “hotel alley,” where a wealth of lodging options awaited us. The nearby market buzzed with life, presenting a cornucopia of fresh veggies to complement our noodles and warm, grilled tofu for our pot.

After settling in, reality hit hard—it was laundry day. Ugh. Armed with some detergent, I tackled the chore in the bathroom waste bin. If there’s anything that can dampen my adventurous spirit, it’s the seemingly endless cycle of laundry. But with the prospect of new experiences ahead, my spirits were lifted once again!

 

Ha Long City – Bieu Nghi – 27 km

Barely out of the city, we spotted a quaint little hotel boasting ground-floor rooms. So unique in Vietnam, we couldn’t resist pulling in. Most buildings here are narrow and towering, resembling matchboxes laid on their sides, so this was a refreshing change of pace.

Ernest took the opportunity to work on my bike, installing new parts. It felt like a scene from a travel show; locals gathered around, eager to assist and observe this curious foreign visitor. Sadly, the maintenance job didn’t go as planned, and my bike hasn't been the same since. Perhaps I’m a tad harsh or relentless, but I do prefer relying on professionals for repairs! Nonetheless, the adventure continues, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

 

 

Chapter 12: The Last Push

 

Bieu Nghi to Nam Dinh – 127 km

Despite the sweltering heat, the 127-kilometer ride between Bieu Nghi and Nam Dinh was surprisingly effortless, and we cruised into Nam Dinh much earlier than we had anticipated. However, finding suitable lodging proved to be a challenge in this non-touristy area. Our options were limited to a rather dubious establishment and a pricey hotel. With my wallet feeling lighter than a feather and no ATM in sight, I had no choice but to check into the upscale hotel that accepted a bank card.

Once inside, however, all worries melted away. The hotel was a haven of comfort, boasting modern amenities that felt like a luxury after a long day on the road. I quickly made myself at home, treating myself to a long, relaxing soak in the bathtub—pure bliss!

 

Nam Dinh to Tinh Gia – 135 km

Our ride to Tinh Gia began with a drenching rain that only intensified as we pedalled through the increasingly gloomy skies. By mid-morning, it felt more like dusk than day, as a menacing typhoon loomed just offshore, making for some ominous weather reports on the TV. Luckily, the wind was at our backs, giving us a slight push forward as we raced against time to reach the Laos border before our Vietnamese visas expired.

But the journey was anything but smooth. The relentless rain brought thunder, lightning, and a chaotic mix of traffic, roadworks, and even flooding. As if things couldn’t get worse, Ernest hit a submerged pothole, puncturing his front tire. There’s nothing quite like unpacking tools and doing repairs in the pouring rain—it’s a true test of patience!

Despite it all, we reached Tinh Gia by 5 PM, utterly soaked but triumphant. After a warm shower and a steaming cup of soup, I could finally breathe easily. Cycling 135 km in those conditions was no easy feat, but we made it!

 

Tinh Gia to Vinh – 102 km

Backtracking is rarely a thrill, but thankfully, the distance to Vinh was short—just over 100 kilometres—leaving us plenty of time to chat with the friendly villagers along the way and sample their unique version of Red Bull—it's always fun to experience local Flavors.

However, navigating the need for a restroom was quite the adventure in Vietnam. With a staggering population of 84 million crammed into a land area of around 330,000 sq. km, finding a bit of privacy can be a real challenge. It’s a stark contrast to South Africa, which spans 1,219,912 sq km and has a population of about 55 million. But when nature calls, one has to answer, privacy be damned!

Upon arriving in Vinh, we took care of some necessary shopping before diving into the next quest of finding a place to lay our heads for the night. Each day on this journey brings its own set of challenges and delights, keeping us on our toes and eager for what lies ahead.

 

Vinh to Ky Anh – 103 km

I started the next day feeling like I was dragging a lead weight behind me. My legs were weak, and my backside—a relentless source of discomfort—was starting to protest loudly. I wondered if this struggle was purely mental or if it was the result of my late night and the questionable dinner choice of instant noodles. I knew I had to dig deep, so I called on the motivating power of my trusty iPod and a can of Red Bull. Eventually, we rolled into Ky Anh—nestled within lush rice paddies—earlier than expected. As usual, Ernest dashed off to the local market for supplies, while I pondered the unconventional question: how many days can one realistically ride in the same clothes?

 

Ky Anh to Dong Hoi – 94 km

Isn’t it funny how you can go for ages without a single flat tire, only to find yourself battling one flat after another? Well, today was my turn to wrestle with a puncture, and it hit me as I suspected my tires were nearing their end. We fought against a relentless headwind that day, and by the time we rolled into Dong Hoi around 3 PM, I was more than ready to crash. Alas, our promised air conditioning and Wi-Fi turned out to be non-existent—definitely a letdown after a long day in the saddle.

 

Dong Hai to Dong Ha – 97 km

By the next day, our journey took us back across the DMZ, where remnants of the past lingered in bomb craters and poignant history. The ever-reliable sugarcane juice sellers greeted us with slices of sweet sugarcane dressed in lemon juice and salt over ice—refreshing fuel for weary cyclists! Today marked our last day of retracing our steps, with Dong Ha signalling the imminent turn towards the Laos border.

 

Dong Ha to Lao Bao – 83 km

As we headed towards the border, we traversed a path steeped in history, passing iconic wartime relics such as Camp Carroll and the famed Khe Sanh Combat Base, all part of the Ho Chi Minh Trail. We climbed hills that offered breathtaking views of expansive valleys and vibrant fields. Along the way, the hill tribes we encountered were a world apart from the lively Vietnamese we’d met by the coast. These communities lived in charming bamboo huts on stilts, donned traditional sarong-like skirts, and carried their goods in woven baskets—not quite the ‘bamboo pole style’ we’d seen earlier. Lao Bao soon became a welcome stop for the night, a place to rest before crossing into Laos the next morning. Just as Ernest returned from the market with our last Vietnamese snacks, the skies opened up with a torrential downpour.

 

 

Chapter 13: Into Laos – A New Beginning

 

Bao Lao, Vietnam to Xepon, Laos – 50 km

Crossing the Vietnam-Laos border was surprisingly smooth; all it took was a simple application form, a payment of $35, and a photo. However, finding an ATM on the Laos side proved a challenge, forcing Ernest to dash back to Vietnam to exchange cash into Lao kip. It was frustrating, as trading money at borders is rarely in your favour. Nevertheless, we finally secured enough funds to reach Savannakhet, our next major destination.

The moment we crossed into Laos, the vibe shifted completely. It felt more relaxed, with fewer people and motorbikes buzzing around. The locals carried their goods in beautifully woven baskets on their backs or on shoulder poles, and friendly children greeted us with cheerful shouts of “Sapadii, Felang!”—phrases that instantly melted my heart. The first day biking in Laos gifted us with stunning vistas and a few gentle rolling hills, making every pedal stroke feel like an adventure waiting to unfold.

 

Epilogue: Lessons from the Road

Fifty-three days and 2,720 kilometres after leaving Cambodia, I found myself not just at a new border, but at the threshold of a new perspective. Vietnam had tested my endurance, challenged my patience, and rewarded me with unforgettable memories. From the chaos of Saigon’s motorbikes to the tranquil rice paddies of Ky Anh, from the haunting war memorials to the laughter of children in remote villages, every moment was a lesson in resilience and wonder.

As I pedalled into Laos, I carried with me not just stories, but a deeper appreciation for the kindness of strangers, the beauty of the unexpected, and the simple joy of moving forward—one pedal stroke at a time.