Saturday, 9 June 2018

CYCLE TOURING - LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - VIENTIANE TO PATTAYA WITH EMIEL

 


LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - Emiel
1569 Kilometres - 30 Days
10 May – 8 June 2018



 


 

Thailand (15.2)

 

10 May 2018 - Pattaya – Bangkok – Nong Khai – By train

At last, I was on the move. Emiel and I set off at midday to bike the 6 kilometres to Pattaya Station where trains departed to Bangkok and onto the Laos/Thailand border town of Nong Khai.

First, let me introduce my cycling companion. Emiel hailed from the Netherlands and was in Thailand to do a Muay Thai boxing course. His course ended, but he still had more than a month before returning home. Both of us had to do visa runs and Vientiane the most straightforward place (at the time) to extend Thai visas, so it made sense to catch a train to Laos and cycle back.

Loading the bicycles onto the train via a relatively narrow door, in the process blocking two carriages, marked the beginning of an eventful start. This obstruction caused the conductor to clamber over two cycles to do his job.

Upon arrival at Bangkok station, I noticed Emiel’s bike on the verge of sliding out the door; as the doors didn’t close and the bicycles were (not so securely) jammed in the narrow entranceway, and sliding out was a real possibility. Luckily, this didn’t happen. Then, on to the next leg of our journey, which involved catching a train to Nong Khai. Unfortunately, it turned out our train didn’t take bicycles. Give me strength. Instead, we were pointed in the direction of platform 10, where the bikes were loaded onto a different train—a train said to arrive two hours after us in Nong Khai. Though not too pleased with this arrangement, one could do nothing.

After buying a few snacks and beer, our comfortable and new-looking train featured sleeping bunks, which the staff made up as soon as the train departed Bangkok. It came as an unwelcome surprise to find drinking alcohol on the train was prohibited. Our second-class tickets further meant no door to close, merely curtains one could draw. Like school kids, we tried hiding our beer from the staff and discreetly, and chuckling, drank it behind the drawn curtain.

 

LAOS (8)

 

11 May – Nong Khai – Vientiane – 25 kilometres

The train was extremely quiet, which made a good night’s rest. By the time it dawned, the train was almost in Nong Khai and there remained barely enough time to enjoy a cup of coffee before disembarking. In Nong Khai, we learned the train carrying the bicycles were two hours behind schedule. Not a train smash, so to speak, as it gave a few hours to explore Nong Khai. Following a bowl of noodle soup, a tuk-tuk ride made it easy to explore the Buddha Park. It’s said a shaman built this bizarre sculpture park over 20 years after being exiled from his native Laos, where he made a similar park. The park consists of weird and gigantic Buddhist and Hindu sculptures. Once Emiel had enough of all the bizarre stuff, he returned to the station while I went in search of more unusual things. I found only the Nong Thin Public Park, whose only claim to fame was the largest park in the province. Upon returning to the station, the bikes had arrived. The discovery of a broken gear cable made me wonder if somebody might’ve taken it for a ride, as the odometer had substantially more kilometres on the clock than when handed in.

At immigration, we checked out of Thailand and pedalled into Vientiane. The weather was sweltering and Mixok Guesthouse, provided air-con rooms, a haven. Emiel hurried to the food carts, and I took the bicycle to Laos Bike Shop to replace the cable.

Being May, the heat was relentless and the evenings were the best time to be out and stroll along the riverfront where one could eat at the many pop-up restaurants. The food was excellent, albeit far too much for two.

 

12 May - Vientiane

I went for a jog along the riverfront, a pleasure in Vientiane in the early morning. Upon returning, Emiel was enjoying breakfast and I joined him for coffee. Later, we searched for Laos sim cards, a process that took substantially longer than anticipated. The COPE visiting centre was an informative but depressing place. Since its creation in 1996, COPE has worked closely with the Laos Ministry of Health rehabilitation centres to provide physical rehabilitation services. Thanks to COPE, thousands of people with mobility-related disabilities, including UXO survivors, have received prosthetic and orthotic services free of charge, allowing them to regain mobility and dignity.

Statistics taken from their website: “From 1964 to 1973, the U.S. dropped more than two million tons of ordnance on Laos during 580,000 bombing missions—equal to a planeload of bombs every 8 minutes, 24-hours a day, for nine years – making Laos the most heavily bombed country per capita in history. Up to a third of the bombs dropped didn’t explode, leaving Laos contaminated with vast quantities of unexploded ordnance (UXO)”.

 

On that sad note, we meandered to the Sisaket Temple, a 19th-century Siamese-style temple housing thousands of tiny Buddhas. Built between 1810 and 1824, Sisaket is believed Vientiane’s oldest surviving temple. It’s a beautiful and peaceful place to stroll. Still early, we cycled out to view a small remaining part of the old Vientiane city wall, believed to have been constructed in the 16th-century. My assumption I was the only person who knew this bit of history was clearly incorrect. On arrival, I was somewhat taken aback to find a festival of sorts and ladies dressed in traditional costumes and a display of conventional implements.

Upon the return leg, a small supermarket made convenient shopping. On emerging from the store, I discovered a flat tire. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I took no spare tube or pump that day. Emiel suggested flagging down a tuk-tuk, a brilliant idea (I guess he feared I would suggest walking the bikes back). A pricy tuk-tuk ride (he saw us coming) returned us to the guesthouse. While fixing the tube I discovered a puncture on the rim side of the tube. Mercifully, “Laos Bike” was barely 100 meters away, where they quickly fitted new rim-tape.

Following the days’ drama, a cold Beer Lao was a good idea. A walk along the riverfront revealed a suitable watering hole overlooking the Mekong. However, our rumbling stomachs soon drove us to the restaurant area. Though Emiel had his mind set on the Japanese restaurant, I favoured Indian food. I took advantage of his good manners, and we ate Indian. Shame on me. I surmised he was soon going to catch on to this.

 

13 May - Vientiane

The reason for hanging around Vientiane wasn’t simply because of its laidback atmosphere. Still, I needed to apply for a Thailand Visa. With it being weekend, I’d to wait till Monday to hand in the application, and usually, one could collect it the next day. Evenings made great strolling along the promenade and investigating the bustling night market. As Emiel rightly remarked, the town came alive after sunset. Sunset was by far the most pleasant time being out, and we sat outside enjoying a beer and solving the world’s problems.

 

14 May – Vientiane

Came Monday, I was keen to hand in my application. I biked to the Thailand Consulate, only to find it a public holiday. I was gobsmacked as it turned out to be the start of the planting season in Thailand, hence the ploughing festival. Although immensely frustrating, there was nothing to do but wait until morning. Instead, Emiel and I spent a few hours cycling along the Mekong River. The ride was a lovely one, and one could scarcely believe you were merely 20 kilometres outside the city. Villagers peddled their wares by boat and sold ice-cold sugarcane juice at roadside stalls, just the thing needed in the oppressing heat. The temperature averaged around 34/35 degrees C, which sounds considerably cooler when on a sofa at 24C. Even the flower offerings sold outside temples looked wilted. Our intention was never to go far and after an hour or two, we retraced our steps into town.

 

15 May – Vientiane

The following day was “take two”, and off I went to the Consulate. The office was clearly open as the queue extended out the gate. The fun part was chatting to others waiting in line. All were in the same boat, and if anyone needed, coffee, water or application forms, that person would bring them for all who needed them. It took hours to reach the front where I, to the great amusement of my new friends, were told my photo was “too sexy”, and I’d to get a new one taken. I should’ve asked if I could have it in writing. By the time all was done, the time was past midday and the weather boiling. The remainder of the day was spent in the coolness of my air-con room. Fortunately, Emiel seemed to have taken a liking to Vientiane.

Shoe shopping in Laos isn’t an easy task as nearly all people are tiny. As Emiel is larger than the majority, finding sandals was extremely difficult. Eventually, a large pair was uncovered, but the shop could only locate one shoe. I guessed he would have to persevere with the flip-flops until suitable footwear could be found.

 

16 May - Vientiane

Following breakfast, a short cycle took us to Vientiane’s Arc de Triomphe, or Victory Monument. I love the story of how it was built using cement donated by the USA intended to construct a new airport; hence, it’s now referred to as the “vertical runway”. If one climbs to the top, it offers a beautiful city vista. Then on to Pha That Luang, a 16th-century Buddhist stupa believed to have been built upon the remains of a 13th Khmer century temple, which in turn was built on a 3rd-century temple.

In the afternoon, I biked to the Thai Consulate to collect my visa, a process that again took a few hours.

Visa in hand, I returned to the guesthouse, where it turned out beer o’clock. Later, Emiel and I met up with my friend Christian and his lovely girlfriend for pizza, something I hadn’t had in years. It must have been a Belgium owned restaurant as they had quite a decent selection of Belgium beer. A lovely evening.

 

17 May - Vientiane – Thabok - 98 kilometres

Finally, time came to cycle out of Vientiane. It turned out an excellent day as the ride offered a slight tailwind, making it feel more comfortable than the predicted 35C. It didn’t take long to clear the city limits and be in a more rural part of Laos where kids called greetings of “Sabaidee falang.” Even though not the most scenic part of Laos, I was happy on this familiar route and cycling past the numerous temples, rice fields, markets selling woven products and the odd broken-down truck. As it was the beginning of the rice planting season, subsistence farmers under straw hats were sowing rice seeds in small fields adjacent to their homes. Kids on bicycles cycled to school and vendors sold teeny fishes in plastic bags or individual tropical fish in bottles. A Buddhist funeral procession walked to the temple in blistering heat, and it looked as if villagers joined in at random, as the parade steadily became longer while making their way to the crematorium.

Emiel did well on his first day, and set such a pace he sped past the village initially planned as an overnight stop and only came to a halt 20 kilometres further at the small settlement of Thabok. Accommodation consisted of spacious ground floor rooms and clean bedding; something always considered a bargain. The best part was the restaurant directly across the way which provided both food and beer.

 

18 May – Thabok – Pakkading – 100 kilometres

We left Thabok in the company of two-wheeled tractors (for lack of a better word) pulling homemade wooden carts, loaded with jovial ladies in conical hats. During the day, the scenery became denser and greener as we crossed many rivers flowing into the mighty Mekong. Water buffalo enjoyed the abundance of water, and canoes lined the shores. From time to time, we cycled flush next to the river, and at times, the road would veer slightly inland only to return to the river a few kilometres further. It felt the entire way was lined with stands selling dried and smoked fish and other exotic nibbles, all wrapped in banana leaves.

As mentioned before, this wasn’t a very scenic part of Laos; still, the area offered distant mountains and river views, and it was quite lovely. Children called “felang” (foreigner), which seemed a codeword as the entire village would come running along to wave and call greetings of “sabaidee” (hello). However, as soon as one stopped to take a photo, they would run for the safety of their mother’s apron. Others would stand stock-still, allowing one to take a picture, and then shyly scurried home.

Temples and Buddha statues abounded, as well as small roadside stalls where one could get a coconut juice or barbequed duck. Pakkading was reached in good time and sported comfortable-enough accommodation. As was our habit, we immediately went on the hunt for a cold beer, which then disappeared remarkably quickly.

 

19 May - Pakkading - Vieng Kham - 45 kilometres

Even though a short day’s ride, it was no less enjoyable. Outside town our route south crossed the Pakkading River via a Russian-built bridge commemorating the first person in space. Yuri Gagarin was a Soviet pilot and cosmonaut and was the first human to journey into outer space when his Vostok spacecraft completed an orbit of the Earth on 12 April 1961. What a brave man and a true explorer.

The bridge is further a place where truck drivers traditionally stop to light a cigarette before crossing the bridge; they then toss the lit cigarette into the river below, to appease the water serpent believed to live in the river mouth.

The road was shared with buses, trucks, ladies pushing wooden carts to the market, men driving 2-wheel tractors and kids (no older than six) riding motorbikes - four up. Conveniently situated mobile carts sold watermelon, which the lady peeled and cut at 5,000 LAK (roughly $0.50). There’s no shortage of food in Laos, and the road was lined with a multitude of vendors selling fruit and vegetables, as well as homemade knives.

The short day’s cycle gave Emiel’s backside and knees a rest. Though our roadside accommodation at 50,000 LAK was no Taj Mahal, it made a good enough overnight spot. The interesting part was at practically all these establishments, beds had an unusual placing as it’s believed unlucky if one’s feet face the door. Unfortunately, these rooms were no different, and sported beds facing inwards even though it clearly, wasn’t the most practical arrangement.

 

20 May - Vieng Kham – Hinboun – 53 kilometres

Ordering food whilst unable to speak the language can be a fascinating affair. This morning breakfast was no different and placed in front of us was a plate of rice and pork topped by two fried eggs, instead of two plates of food. This mistake is quite understandable as people seldom order individual food in Southeast Asia. Instead, food is generally shared and thus unusual for people to each order a plate of food. However, to their astonishment, an additional plate was ordered.

Being well fed made easy ambling across broad rivers, and I was pleasantly surprised to see boatmen cleaning the river, not a thing one often sees in this part of the world. Being a rural part of Laos, it wasn’t unusual to see ladies tending cattle or kids driving goats to better feeding grounds. As has become the norm, we pedalled past modest Buddhist temples and kids on bicycles who found it the highlight of their day to give chase. They came cycling past at high speed until losing a flip-flop or pedal, usually to the great delight of the other kids. The blazing sun made us call it quits around midday and roadside lodging made an excellent place to kick back during the heat of the day.

An amble to a nearby restaurant turned into an interesting affair at sunset. “Seendat” or Laos Barbecue is a self-cooked meal at the table. These restaurants offer tables fitted with small fire pits. It must be mentioned that the seedat pan/grill is a relatively small dome-like contraption featuring holes and a moat along the bottom into which the broth is poured. This pan fits snugly over the bucket of coals.

The meal consisted of paper-thin slivers of beef or pork, eggs and pork fat to grease the pan. Also served were leafy green vegetables including celery leaves, mint, Thai basil, lettuce, and cabbage. Thin rice noodles, clear broth, peanut dipping sauce, garlic, limes, and chopped chillies completed the ingredients.

The meal is a social and lengthy affair as first, the dome-like grill or pan is greased using the pork fat and the meat grilled. The vegetables, noodles, and eggs are then placed into the broth. Next, the peanut dip is mixed to your liking with garlic, lime juice, and chillies. It’s delicious and fun.

 

21-22 May – Hinboun – Thahek – 53 kilometres

Our first stop was at a fascinating market selling all kinds of unusual animals. Emiel didn’t take well to the enormous cockroaches, dried frogs, grilled squirrels, and cut-up monitor lizards for sale. I must admit seeing those lizard feet on a plate was slightly uncomfortable. Soon afterwards, a breakfast noodle soup stall came into view but by then, Emiel had lost his appetite. The reason might not have been the lizard feet, but most likely the lady cleaning a buffalo carcass while preparing the soup. I guess such a sight was enough to put almost anyone off their food. In hindsight, I should’ve taken a picture of the situation. Not a great deal further, a sign pointed to the “Great Wall of Laos.” This kilometres-long Kamphaeng Nyak wall is actually a geological phenomenon caused by fissures. Still, its physical resemblance to a man-made structure has given rise to many Laos myths regarding its origin. Legend, has it the wall was an animal trap built by ancient giant-like people. Others say it was made as a defence system, and some argue the wall was built to stem the floodwaters from the Mekong.

Then onward to Thahek, where lunch, consisted of Beer Lao and Dim Sum. I was impressed Emiel ate a “100-year-old egg.” Despite the name “smelly egg,” it didn’t have much of a smell. The taste was practically the same as a hard-boiled egg, except it had a slight scent. The egg was black inside and out, which was the most off-putting.

The next day a well-deserved rest day was spent in Thahek, not doing a great deal apart from laundry and the usual eating and drinking. Thahek is a lovely tiny settlement sporting a riverside setting, crumbling old French colonial buildings and quaint restaurant/coffee shops. The day was spent sipping coffee while watching ladies peddle woven ware from shoulder poles and chatting to friendly monks at the temple.

The riverside made a pleasant enough place to stroll while watching men fish from longtail boats. Supper was along the riverbank while looking across the river where Thailand’s lights reflected upon the water. Sadly, a storm came in, making us scurry indoors until the worse blew over.

 

23 May - Thahek – Savannakhet – 120 kilometres

Following breakfast at one of the riverfront restaurants, we got going. The road was covered in small mangoes blown from the trees during the previous night’s storm. At first, the plan was to make it a two-day ride to Savannakhet by following the river trail. A lovely ride along the Mekong through small settlements where people fished and farmed rice. Past interesting temples, ancient ruins, and villagers selling woven rice baskets, bananas, and eggs. Farmers along the river live simple lives. Homes are generally wooden structures upon stilts where animals were kept underneath houses. Nearly all were subsistence farmers, and each house had a mango tree, banana plants, boat, chickens, goats and cattle, adjacent to a small plot of land to plant rice.

We dodged potholes, chickens and goats as our path continued in a southerly direction. It appeared villagers were unaccustomed seeing cycle tourists and were eager for us to take pictures of their children, much different from western cities. Roadside restaurants were humble, corrugated iron structures where meals were cooked upon a one-pot clay charcoal stove and slivers of meat were drying in the sun, hanging from washing lines.

By the time we started looking for accommodation, none were found. There was nothing one could do but carry on to Savannakhet, making a long day of riding. Mercifully, the numerous eateries provided water and ample fruit. En route, we also encountered farmers selling the fruit from sugar palms, which they cut open, allowing them to dig out the juicy jelly bits inside, something I’ve never tried before.

Savannakhet offered plenty of guesthouses and once settled our long ride called for a cold beer. Afterwards, a short amble led to the popular night market, where a wide selection of dishes was available.

 

24 May – Savannakhet

Savannakhet was blessed with an ensemble of old French colonial buildings and tree-lined roads. A day of rest was spent in this laidback town, barely doing anything apart from the usual rest day chores. As sunset was the best time to be out, people sat outside eating from simple eateries while old men played board games and kids ran amok. Hundreds of food vendors lined the river frontage and villagers sat on kindergarten chairs, chatting and watching the sunset over the Mekong River.

 

 

THAILAND (16)

 

25 May - Savannakhet, Laos – Baan Rimkhong Guesthouse, Don Tan, Thailand – 67 kilometres

Our leisurely departure was due to a short distance to the Laos/Thailand border. The plan was to bike across the Friendship Bridge into Thailand. But, instead, we biked to the immigration office roughly 5 kilometres north of town. Regrettably, our breakfast stop en route to the border consisted of only coffee. The rest, I presume, got lost in translation.

Once stamped out of Laos, pedestrians and cyclists were required to cross the Friendship Bridge by bus. True to my rebellious self, I thought this was a load of bollocks and Emiel was easily swayed. We thus hopped on the bikes and peddled like the clappers across the bridge to the Thailand immigration. Once stamped into Thailand, a mad rush followed to the nearest 7-Eleven. There, not only breakfast, but means of topping up our Thai sim cards could be purchased. Once all was done, we headed further south along a cycle path next to the highway. Sadly, the cycle path soon disappeared and spat us out upon the main road. Towards the end of the day, a bungalow overlooking the Mekong River, or “Khong River” made easy overnighting. There was no shop or restaurant nearby, but both could be found 1.5 kilometres away. A pleasurable and relaxing evening was spent drinking our beer and watching the Mekong flow past en-route to Vietnam, where it finally discharges into the South China Sea.

 

26 May - Baan Rimkhong Bungalows, Don Tan – Roadside Guesthouse – 75 kilometres

The early morning drizzle made a fresh and overcast ride. This was perfect cycling weather as the route continued past water buffalo, temples, and rice paddies. Emiel was on fire, and in no time at all, we cycled into Khemarat where the sight of a bowl of noodle soup on the outskirts of town made us skid to a halt.

Our path led past rubber tree plantations where the rubber industry crises were clearly visible. Trees were tapped but the rubber never collected. I heard rumours collecting the latex cost more than the market price; how sad.

The rainy season had started and people were planting rice in neat rows. Throughout Asia, rice is still considered sacred. The ritual of planting and harvesting rice has shaped Southeast Asian traditions for centuries. It’s very much a family affair, and each family member is expected to join in. May is a busy time for the majority of Isan farmers. Seedlings are cultivated in nursery paddies and later transplanted to the main paddy fields. I understand the young plants need to be separated at the root, as it increases the yield by allowing each plant the space to grow. Understandably, rain is necessary to fill the paddy fields and hence no surprise to see dark clouds gathering.

Trying our level best to go as fast as possible, we became utterly soaked. Luckily, only a few kilometres remained to the tiny settlement of Ban Kaeng Hi which had accommodation, albeit without any electricity. In fact, the entire community was in darkness due to the heavy downpour. Once the rain subsided the hunt to find food was on in all earnest and we strolled along to a little restaurant. The settlement consisted of a basic restaurant, a small roadside market, a bus and a police station. Upon reaching the restaurant, the entire village was aware of our presence. Everyone knew we were travelling by bicycle and were staying at the “resort”. Even without spoken English, sign language indicating food seemed universal. In no time at all, a bowl of noodle soup and a plate of fried rice arrived. Beer Chan could be bought from the shop across the road, which nicely rounded off the meal. By the time we’d finished our food it had started raining again and the concerned owner offered us a lift for the 500m to our abode. We politely declined but did borrow two umbrellas which we returned in the morning. What a wonderful place rural Thailand is.

 

27 May – Roadside Guesthouse – Khong Chiam – 95 kilometres

The previous night’s rain cooled the temperature considerably, and I needed no aircon or fan, a rarity in Southeast Asia. We emerged to an overcast morning. Our first stop was 500 metres away at the same restaurant as the previous night, to return the umbrellas and have breakfast. Emiel, strangely, wasn’t hungry, but I’d a greasy omelette on rice, to which I added a healthy dose of chillies. I washed this down with a “three-in-one coffee.” Then, fearing I would be like a fire-breathing dragon cycling up the first hill, I took a good gulp of antacid medication before setting off.

What a lovely day it turned out. The road led partly through the Pha Taem National Park, making a shady albeit hilly ride offering dense forest to both sides of the road (thank goodness for the cloud cover). Butterflies and dragonflies darted around us while we slowly grinded our way up the hills. By the time, Emiel became hungry, no food was available, and slinking into Khong Chiam, both of us were starving. A lovely place right upon the Mun River, was home that night. Following a shower a stroll led to where the Mun River meets the Mekong. Here, one can see the two rivers meet as they differ in colour and flow side by side without mixing for quite some time.

 

28 May - Khong Chiam – Ubon – 85 kilometres

The northeastern part of Thailand, known as Isan, borders Laos and Cambodia. It’s a vast agricultural area of rice fields and tiny hamlets, consisting of 20 provinces. Most of the region’s population call themselves Thai Isan or Laos Isan as they speak a different dialect, which, I understood, is similar to what is spoken in Laos.

I loved cycling in this area and still claim there is no green, greener than the rice fields of Isan. Although the rainy season had just started, the luminous green rice paddies were already visible.

Biking this area was past rice fields and vast regions of cassava and rubber tree plantations. Meagre stalls sold bananas and mangoes, while others offered no more than two pumpkins or dried buffalo hide. Nevertheless, the route was littered with businesses selling temple paraphernalia, i.e., gongs and drums.

As in Thailand, Laos had an abundance of Bodhi trees, or sacred fig trees. The Bodhi tree is under which Buddha sat when he attained enlightenment (Bodhi). Animists in Thailand believe this tree is inhabited by spirits and lost souls and cannot simply be cut down. To do so could invoke fury and possible revenge from the resident spirits. Therefore, before a Bodhi tree can be removed, the spirits must be forewarned and appeased by monks or other appropriate religious figures.

Ubon sported the Ubon Hotel, which wasn’t only inexpensive and, more importantly, across the road from the night market. Moreover, the amount of food one can consume while cycle touring is impressive!

 

29 May – Ubon – Kantharalak – 75 kilometres

A short and effortless ride brought us to Kantharalak. Still, I was, disappointed in my choice of routes as the road was a great deal busier than foreseen. So busy was the road, it required buying flower garlands for good luck/safe travels. I was surprised to purchase these garlands at a mere 10 Thai Baht. The amount of work and flowers must surely be more than 10 THB.

Though not a terribly exciting route, a few interesting things were scattered along the way. I usually compare days like this to diving in poor visibility. The reason is I don’t believe there is such a thing as a bad dive or a bad day of cycling, one merely needs to look more closely. This day was no different, and I found the scrawny cows with their long ears even more amusing, as they seemed to have a superior attitude, looking down their noses at us. Also spotted were a remarkable number of midgets (or “little people” may be the more politically correct term). Irrespective of what it’s called, these people all clearly suffered from a mutation in the FGFR3 gene that causes achondroplasia. They all seem well proportioned apart from their dreadfully short legs. But then, I have no medical background.

The many straw scarecrows in the rice paddies reminded me of the importance of rice in Asia. In Bali, women make rice figurines to watch over the rice, but this was the first time I saw straw figures in Thailand. Maybe it was only decorative and had nothing to do with rice rituals.

Kantharalak revealed a comfortable air-con abode at 350 baht, something considered a bargain. We discovered a Buddhist holiday on our walkabout and no beer was sold, except at restaurants. Ordering a meal was slightly more difficult as many of the dishes pointed at were answered with a “No have”. Eventually, the sole “Yes, have” was fried rice and a spicy mango salad. I love these small towns as they are typical Thai and the lack of tourists makes it a genuine experience.

 

30 May – Kantharalak – Phu Sing Guesthouse – 70 kilometres

Easiest was to grab a bite to eat from a conveniently located 7-Eleven before popping in at Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew, also known as the Temple of a Million Bottles. The temple and the surrounding buildings are entirely built from empty beer bottles.

The remainder of the day turned out an enjoyable ride along a rural lane as we meandered through farmlands featuring views of distant mountains forming the Cambodian border. The traffic was light, and the route offered ample water and food. Add a slight tailwind, and it turned out a perfect day of cycle touring. In the small settlement of Phu Sing, lovely timber bungalows lured us in. Later our amble to locate food caused (as could be expected) a great deal of interest. It appeared a rarity to see foreigners on bicycles in this tiny community.

 

31 May - Phu Sing Guesthouse - Chong Chom – 80 kilometres

Departing our wooden bungalows was with great reluctance. However, following a quick stop at the 7-Eleven, we headed to a still unknown destination. Again, the road led past rural areas and plenty of rice fields, temples, and small villages where cows happily did the job mowing the lawn.

Our wanderings uncovered Prasat Chumphon. A sanctuary dating to the Chenla period (550–706 AD); a pre-Angkorian Khmer state whose capital was seated in the present Cambodian province of Kampong Thom. The sanctuary is one of the oldest known Khmer temples in Thailand. What made it even more impressive was the complex had no entrance fee, and except for cattle grazing, there was no one around.

I love days like this, as one can marvel at the simple things in life. Each field had a shrine, some rather rudimentary and others more elaborate. People were incredibly welcoming, waving and calling “Sawadee”. Eventually, we landed at the tiny hamlet of Chong Chom, well known for its substantial cross-border market, and an uncomplicated border crossing into Cambodia. The market sold an extensive range of goods, including clothes, kitchen equipment, tools, electronic and electrical goods, food, used bikes, DVDs, handbags, and almost anything one could think of.

 

1 June - Chong Chom – Prasat Muang Tam – 94 kilometres

The way to Pattaya, stuck close to the Cambodian border. The wooded area where jovial ladies sold colourful mushrooms stacked neatly on display. Temples were equally colourful as the recent Wesak day brought new ribbons and fresh paint.

Like the previous day, the route passed more Khmer ruins and an ancient kiln dating to the 9th and 13th centuries. Excavations revealed green and brown glazed ware was produced here.

A short while later, at a pineapple vendor, the lady peeled and cut us one and it turned out one of the sweetest pineapples had in a while. These places made convenient filling of water bottles as the ever-present enormous plastic iceboxes were usually filled with water and ice.

We slinked into Prasat Muang Tum, housing a 1000-year-old Khmer temple at around 14h00. Muang Tum is one of the temples built in Angkor style when the Khmer empire controlled large parts of Thailand. It’s situated along an ancient road between Angkor Thom (present-day Siem Reap in Cambodia) to Phimai in Nakhon Ratchasima province (further North West).

Already late but still blistering, we considered it best to visit the temples in the morning.

 

2 June – Prasat Muang Tum – Non Din Daeng – 41 kilometres

A lovely breakfast was served at our abode, consisting of rice porridge with added ginger, chillies and coriander. I absolutely loved it. The meal was served with a few side dishes, including steamed palm cake in banana leaves and fried dough or doughnuts.

Prasat Muang Tum’s ruins date to the 10th and 11th centuries and were once a Hindu temple dedicated to Shiva. The fall of the Khmer Empire is a puzzle archaeologists and historians have struggled with for decades. I believe there were many reasons for the weakening of the empire. Still, it’s thought the principal factor was the change of religion. The introduction of the Buddhist faith in the 13th century apparently (and understandably) sparked a controversial disagreement throughout the monarchy. The new religion out-ruled the “God-king” system and encouraged people to seek their beliefs and abandon worldly things. Phew, I think any governmental change of religion could be the end of any country.

Marvelling at these magnificent ruins, took a while and after a few pics, we got underway. Tiny Non Din Daeng was reached after a mere 40 kilometres, but it sported comfortable looking accommodation. It turned out even better than envisaged upon closer investigation, as it had ground floor, motel-style rooms, a restaurant, and a substantial and beautiful garden.

 

3 June - Non Din Daeng – Aranyaprathet – 87 kilometres

Being well fed and rested, our first stop was to buy flower garlands. Being on a plateau riding was easy and after about 20-25 kilometres, the road reached the plateau’s rim. Placing our trust in the good luck garlands, we sped downhill like two teenagers. Flower garlands flapping in the wind, we flattened ourselves and went as fast as the bicycles would allow, knowing full well if we came off, it would spell disaster. Reaching the bottom of the hill we continued in a more mature fashion to Aranyaprathet.

The inexpensive Aran Garden Hotel (without a garden), offered rooms at 230 baht and thus signalled the end of the days’ ride. No time was wasted in showering and rushing to the night market.

 

4 June – Aranyaprathet

A day of rest was spent in Aranyaprathet doing nothing apart from laundry, updating the journal and eating everything in sight.

 

5 June - Aranyaprathet – Khao Chakan Forest Park - 76 kilometres

With a pannier full of clean clothes, well-rested legs, and a belly full of food, we set out in the direction of one more ruin known as Prasat Khao Noi. Prasat Khao Noi was inhabited around the 12th – 13th Buddhist century. Today the ruins sit atop a small hill of roughly 80 meters and are accessible by a stairway of 254 steps. A lintel and inscription unearthed on-site dates to 637 AD, but was most likely re-used.

From the ruins, a beautiful ride led through the countryside in the direction of Khao Chakan. The weather looked threatening and even though a strong wind picked up and dark clouds gathered we, miraculously, never got wet and arrived in Khao Chakan bone dry. That nights’ accommodation was a fascinating set-up known as the Bus Resort, where old busses were converted into overnight accommodation – an absolute novelty. At Khao Chakan, a near-vertical staircase led to a massive hole in the mountain, offering views of the countryside.

 

6 June – Khao Chakan – Sronlai Homestay – 94 kilometres

The section between Khao Chakan and Sronlai Homestay was one of my favourite rides. One gets to cycle through the Khao Ang Ruenai Wildlife Sanctuary (for the protection of wild elephants). Although an eye was kept out for elephants, none were spotted. Only curious monkeys darted across the road and swung from treetops. However, both old and fresh elephant dung was evidence they were indeed in the area.

Sronlai Homestay was situated on a dam and offered camping and bungalows. I opted to camp while Emiel took a room as he’d no tent. I liked camping at the dam as the availability of canoes made pleasant rowing at sunset. Suggesting this to Emiel, he laughingly claimed he’d no intention of becoming sportsman of the year and preferred having a beer. My rubber arm was easily twisted.

 

7 June – Sronlai Homestay – Pluk Daeng – 90 kilometres

Without a fixed destination, it became a pleasant ride through the countryside, where water buffalo waddled in rivers and ladies fished in small ponds. Onwards, we went past vast pineapple plantations and cashew and rubber tree plantations. The odd-looking cashew with the nut growing outside never fails to surprise. The road was what I term gently undulating, but Emiel had other terms to describe the day. Eventually, we bedded down in Pluk Daeng, a place considerably more substantial than the map suggested. Supper was from a nearby restaurant where (quite understandably) not a word of English was spoken. Thank goodness, the menu offered pictures to which one could point. When the food arrived, it appeared we ordered soup in which floated a strange-looking head complete with eyes. We burst out laughing, and ordered fried rice. On second thought, it could’ve been eel, as it didn’t “taste like chicken”.

 

8 June – Pluk Daeng – Jomtien, Pattaya – 46 kilometres

In a drizzle, we made our way to Pattaya. It felt strange to cycle into what I term “Sodom and Gomorrah” after spending nearly a month in the countryside. It, nevertheless, was lovely to arrive back, and our first stop was at Glenn’s bar to celebrate Emiel’s 1635 kilometres ride through Laos and Thailand. Well done, Emiel, you did amazingly well, and you made it a relaxing and fun trip.

Tuesday, 3 April 2018

CYCLE TOURING SOUTHEAST ASIA - JANICE & CHRIS


Janice & Chris Cycle Touring Southeast Asia
Thailand (14.1)- Laos (7)- Thailand (15)
2 422 Km – 51 Days
11 February - 2 April 2018

 



MAP

PHOTOS - THAILAND (15)

PHOTOS - LAOS (7)

PHOTOS - THAILAND (14.1)

 


THAILAND (14.1)

825 Km – 19 Days

 

Bangkok

I was excited to meet Janice and Chris, who arrived stiff and puffy-eyed after a 24-hour long-haul flight from Cape Town, South Africa. We wasted no time investigating Khao San Road where we drank a few beers and ate a few bugs. Chris and I indeed ate cricket, frog, silkworm and grasshopper; all served with a spray of soy sauce and a dash of pepper. For Janice, Bangkok was familiar territory, and Chris enjoyed the madness of Banglampu while strolling the crowded pedestrian lanes, nibbling from mobile carts.

 

Bangkok

The morning was spent reassembling bicycles. Unfortunately, our guesthouse was closing at the end of the month, meaning Janice and Chris couldn’t leave their bike boxes there, and we searched for alternative accommodation. The evening was spent doing a budget “sunset cruise” on the River Phraya, which involved catching the late ferry to its final destination and returning on the last boat. All at 30 THB. Luckily, the weather was good and we were blessed with a lovely sunset. After snacking on a few nibbles from the night market, we settled in for our nightly beer.

 

Bangkok

We were up at 6 a.m. and set off to uncover Bangkok. We witnessed barefoot monks collecting food and viewed the sunrise over the Royal Palace. I considered it a privilege walking the city’s ancient monuments without a soul in sight.

On returning to our abode, a place was uncovered to store Janice and Chris’s bike boxes and we took a test ride to see if the bicycles survived the flight. Weaving through the hectic Bangkok traffic was quite challenging, and better to return to our guesthouse and explore the rest of Bangkok by river ferry or on foot. The ferry to China Town made it convenient to pop into the hugely impressive and newly renovated Temple of Dawn.

 

Bangkok – Ayutthaya – 50 km (& 30 km by taxi)

Taxi4bikes picked us up and took us 30 kilometres outside the city in the direction of Ayutthaya. I was impressed as the driver phoned to let us know he was stuck in traffic and was 30 minutes late. On his arrival, he had a three-bike roof rack, and even though the front wheels had to be removed, he had three wheel covers. The taxi dropped us at Rangsit Station, making an effortless escape from the city. After loading the bikes (with help from countless onlookers and helpers), we said, “Bye-bye, Bangkok”.

It took no time at all to find minor roads. Rangsit Station to Ayutthaya was a short and lovely rural ride through typical Thai countryside. Our route followed the Prem Prachakon canal past temples, simple eateries, and canal-side communities. People went about their daily lives, fishing, preparing food, worshipping and working in paddy fields. The canal ride made an enjoyable amble, past bright green rice fields, banana plantations and ancient ruins.

On reaching Ayutthaya, a lovely, old, wooden schoolhouse building on extensive grounds became home that night. Following a quick shower, all were hungry and we set out to a pavement restaurant to have well-deserved supper and beer.

 

Ayutthaya – 26 km

The next day was spent exploring Ayutthaya’s ruins. Once the capital of the Kingdom of Siam, Ayutthaya was founded around 1350. With its ideal location between China, India and the Malay Archipelago, Ayutthaya was Asia’s trading capital. By 1700, it had become the largest city in the world with a total of one million inhabitants. However, all this ended abruptly when Burmese forces invaded Ayutthaya in 1767 and almost completely raised the city to the ground. These ruins are today a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

 

Ayutthaya – Lopburi – 68 km

We were determined to leave as early as possible to beat the heat and were on our way shortly past 7 a.m. I was thrilled with our early start, as the light was gorgeous, and it was pleasant to be out in the cooler morning air. Soon after departing, we landed on a rural road and cycled past an elephant kraal. I thought it sad to see those lovely animals chained and domesticated. I understand only too well it’s a practice that has been part of Thai culture for millenniums. Still, I wasn’t too fond of it.

The route took us along farm roads. Although early, the weather was already sweltering, making challenging riding, especially if one comes from a cooler climate. Finally, our path became far too busy and it was better to turn off onto a minor road. The way was so small it turned into a narrow dirt track, but remained a lovely ride past bright green rice paddies, fish drying in the sun and giant Buddha statues.

Luckily, a paved road made comfortable pedalling into Lopburi, arriving at around 14h00. Chinese New Year was being celebrated and we strolled through crowded streets in the company of thousands of others, enjoying the festivities. Virtually everyone was beautifully dressed in traditional Thai costumes, and historic ruins were lit and open to the public. Trees were covered in fairy lights, and cultural shows, music and fireworks entertained visitors.

 

Lopburi

The forecast predicted a high of 38˚C and a decision was made to stay put. The oppressing heat was exhausting and as 38˚C was hot by anyone’s standards, we considered it best to spend a day in Lopburi and enjoy the New Year’s celebrations. Typical Thai hats were purchased to keep the anticipated heat at bay.

Lopburi is an ancient town offering an abundance of old ruins, all within easy walking distance. The old city is today occupied by ordinary Thai life and a gang of monkeys. A visit to the Monkey Temple left me in awe of how similar monkey family life is to our own, and I could spend hours observing them.

 

Lopburi – Pasak Jolasit Dam – 65 km

We got underway relatively early to maximise the cooler morning air. I say “cooler” as temperatures weren’t a great deal cooler in the morning than later in the day. A stop at an organic market revealed exotic food and herbal products. Again, it turned out scorching. It took stopping as often as possible to fill our water bottles, which made meeting interesting people.

Towards day’s end, we slinked into Pasak Jolasit dam. The dam was a popular recreational area offering camping as well as food. Camping spots were right on the dam under trees, and featured grand vistas and a short walk to ablutions. After sunset, a short stroll brought us to a restaurant situated outside the gate of the recreation area where a delicious meal was ordered without speaking or reading a word of Thai.

 

Pasak Chonlasit Dam – Wat Nong Bong – 67 km

Waking up next to the dam was a joy, as a tad of cool air came off the water. Breakfast was coffee and oats while watching the sun trying to shine through the ever-present haze (highly likely from burning sugarcane fields).

A pleasurable ride led along the opposite side of the dam, past massive areas of sugarcane fields as well as cassava plantations. Our first stop was at the dam’s White Buddha, where we watched the Buddha’s circumambulation. At first, I thought it strange to do but then realised that circumambulation of temples, deity images, or other holy objects isn’t only part of Buddhism but present in other religions including Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

Our ride passed workers in the process of cutting sugarcane and I wondered what all was hiding in those fields; rats, snakes and numerous other things, I guessed. On reaching Wangkanlueang waterfall, a watermelon made a great picnic while soaking our feet in the stream and enjoying the relative coolness of the picnic area. Soon, the time came to saddle up our mobile homes and resume our ride.

Janice had the first flat tyre of the trip, which took us surprisingly long to fix. Soon after, we started looking out where to pitch our tents. Wat Nong Bong (a Buddhist temple) came at the right time, and a small store across the road provided enough ingredients to concoct supper. The temple was welcoming, and monks pointed us to the Wat (temple) where they offered sleeping mats and requested that we speak to the students about our trip in the morning. Janice was appointed to talk, and Chris cooked our instant noodles on his small stove, which we ate while listening to monks chanting prayers.

 

Wat Nong Bong – Wat Ban Na Samakee – 50 km

Breakfast was courtesy of the monks; a simple but delicious dish of fried noodles. Janice (as requested the previous night) spent a few minutes talking to the school kids about our trip. Afterwards, we attempted to adjust the disc brakes on Janice’s bicycle. None of us knew anything concerning disc brakes, but after YouTubing, we managed to free the wheel and were on our way.

Our way took us north and, as the previous day, it went past endless sugarcane plantations. Being harvesting time, we encountered innumerable large trucks piled high with sugarcane en route to the market. The initial plan was to cycle 34 kilometres to the Si Chep Historical Park and then continue a further 30 or 40 kilometres. However, Chris, found the heat unbearable. So we decided to hang around in the shade at the historical park until 16h00. An enjoyable way to spend an afternoon. Afterwards, Chris still had enough energy to cycle an additional 10 kilometres to the village temple. The friendly monks allowed sleeping at the Wat and even provided mattresses and pillows. Nevertheless, the temple dogs were not so welcoming.

Our nightly camping spot mainly depended on where Chris could find ice. He needed to keep his diabetic medication at an optimum temperature and needed ice.

 

Wat Ban Na Samakee – Wat Sap Ta Khaek - 50 km

Our alarm went off at five, and by the time it got light, all were ready to roll. So, following waving the monks goodbye, we rode along, with the sun peeking through a smoky haze.

Our path ran through farmlands, passing villagers cutting sugarcane by hand and dodging muddy puddles created by the previous night’s rain. Finally, our little path turned into a dirt track, shared with two-wheel tractors, trucks, and monks collecting food. It became blistering; mercifully, a nearby temple permitted camping.

The temple was basic, offering only one dusty undercover area and a massive dirt yard swept continuously. The sweeping caused more dust than the few leaves gathered were worth. Nevertheless, cleaning the undercover area kept us occupied. After dusting the Buddha, and lighting a few incense sticks, we settled in.

 

Wat Sap Ta Khaek – Ban Non-Sa-at – 50 km

The first 15 kilometres of our route went straight up a mountain, making a slow process while edging higher and higher. Then, after roughly 10 kilometres, an even smaller path turned off, avoiding crossing an even higher pass. Still, it remained a pushing-up-the-hill day. Nevertheless, the ride remained a stunning one along country lanes. We passed tiny villages where people stared slack-jawed, as we made our way down the pass along muddy tracks.

The area was a typical Thailand rural area consisting of small settlements featuring basic wooden houses on stilts. Families were swinging in hammocks underneath their homes as kids ran amok, and livestock had the run of the farm. Unfortunately, our muddy path spat us out on a paved road offering stunning distant scenery. The higher mountains were visible to our right, and we were grateful our chosen route avoided them.

At around 15h00, tiny Ban Non-Sa-At, which had a temple to spend the night, made effortless camping. Like the previous night, a half-covered hall needed sweeping and the Buddha a tad of dusting. I ate noodle soup bought earlier, and Janice, not a big eater, had a can of sardines and Chris ate cup noodles to which he added a can of sardines.

 

Ban Non-Sa-at – Wat Song Sila – 50 km

Our early morning wake-up call was getting to us as none heard the alarm and it was thus way past five before we woke up. Rain was bucketing down, allowing plenty of time to pack up and be on our way by 7h00. Donning plastic raincoats, we got underway in a drizzle.

The day was again marred by humidity and heat which slowed the pace considerably; mercifully, a slight breeze kept us cool. A cart provided a watermelon, and the shop owner gave us a bag of bananas, which made an impromptu fruit salad.

I didn’t think any foreigner had ever stayed overnight in Ban Huabua. Even the temple was abandoned. Eventually, a monk pointed us to a wooden structure on stilts where one could pitch a tent. The roadside restaurants were closed by then, and we’d to make do with cup noodles.

 

Wat Song Sila – Ban Thaen - 66 km

The colder weather made a lovely but nippy early morning ride. Chris was on fire and took off at a good pace with Janice and me in tow. The early morning light made the colours pop, and rice paddies looked even greener than previously. Lotus flowers reflected in muddy ponds as we biked past smoky, early-morning food stalls. Butchers were selling meat on pavements and farmers carted long-eared cows to the market.

Good time was made, stopping at regular intervals to fill our water bottles. Around lunchtime, Chris had a quick nap after which we proceeded to Ban Thaen, en route, stopping to drink coconut juice. At Ban Thean’s temple, permission to camp was sought from the chap sweeping the yard. He indicated he understood and pointed us to an undercover area. It wasn’t entirely clear if this was permission. After a lengthy wait, the head monk eventually appeared and gestured we could camp.

A short walk revealed a small shop selling food. I bought soup but subsequently discovered it contained an unusual animal. The soup was bony but delicious, but Thai food is always delicious. “Aroi mak-mak!” as they say in Thailand.

 

Ban Thaen - Khon Kaen – 60 km

Being a warm night, none of us used our tents, only our sleeping mats. The mozzies didn’t bother us as a few mosquito coils were lit, and even temple dogs kept their distance. One barely overslept at a temple as gongs were sounded at first light, announcing it time to wake up. This got the temple dogs howling, causing a racket that can wake even the deepest sleepers!

Saddling up was a speedy process as no tents had to be taken down and, in the process, we witnessed a stunning sunrise. Chris was thankful for the cooler morning air. Janice and I were happy to take full advantage of the morning light to practice photography. A rural road ran to Khon Kaen and the path twisted and turned through teeny hamlets where water buffalo and cows were kept in the front yard. Being Sunday, village folk went about their Sunday chores; doing necessary household maintenance, foraging, or making charcoal.

The weather was boiling, and a conveniently located 7-Eleven made an excellent rest stop. Then, onwards to Khon Kaen where a bicycle shop straightened my front wheel that had a slight wobble. Once sorted, I paid the small fee of 20 Thai baht and we made our way into town where a hotel was a welcome sight after all the camping.

 

Khon Khaen

The day was spent doing the usual rest day chores including laundry, shopping for headlamps and returning to the bicycle shop to fit headset extensions to Janice and Chris’s bikes. By evening, Chris made Cape Velvet Liqueur. Thank you, Chris.

 

Khon Kaen – Ban Pa Kho Temple – 80 km

Before 7h00, we were on our way and all felt fresh and energetic; as a result, we went too far and fast. Main roads never make for exciting riding but offer heaps of facilities and fuel stations, which provide convenient food and ablutions. Roadside vendors primarily sold bamboo crafts and furniture and I was amazed at the strength of bamboo.

 

Ban Pa Kho Temple – Wat Pho Chum Pattanaram – 63 km

An uneventful ride took us from Ban Pa Kho Temple to Wat Pho Chum Pattanaram where camping was again at a temple. It must be mentioned that one never passes through these rural areas unnoticed. It appeared a rarity to see foreigners on bicycles. Hence, we were observed with great interest.

 

Wat Pho Chum Pattanaram – Nong Khai – 50 km

A rural road made it pleasurable to cycle to Nong Khai where we overnighted at a guesthouse. Nong Khai is located on the banks of the Mekong River at a point where the Mekong forms the border between Thailand and Laos and, therefore, our last night in Thailand prior to crossing the border to Laos. As always, the sunset was a stunning sight.

 

 

LAOS (7)

486 Km – 11 Days

 

Nong Khai, Thailand – Vientiane, Laos – 33 km

Ten kilometres from Nong Khai was the immigration office and the Friendship Bridge, via which one could cycle across the Mekong River into Laos. However, at the Laos immigration office, border officials pointed out that neither Chris nor Janice was given an exit stamp. The reason was their Thailand departure cards weren’t filled in, and the officer requested them to complete the forms, which they did, and then departed! Fortunately, the return trip across the river was short, and they received their exit stamps.

The short ride into laidback Vientiane allowed enough time to explore, find new SIM cards, an ATM and food. Supper was at one of the countless restaurants along the riverfront. Even at 9 p.m., the weather was boiling. The weather forecast for the coming days didn’t look suitable for biking, varying between 36˚C and 38˚C. Still, Janice and Chris managed the heat like pros, and I didn’t think it a big problem as long as days were kept short.

 

Vientiane – Dokphet Guesthouse, Hai – 73 km

As predicted, the day was a scorcher that led to an early departure, first stopping at the Patuxay Monument, Vientiane’s Arc de Triomphe, or Victory Monument. I love the story behind it and how the memorial was built using cement donated by the USA intended for the construction of a new airport; hence, it’s now referred to as the “vertical runway”.

Our second stop was at Pha That Luang, a 16th-century Buddhist stupa believed to have been built on the remains of a 13th-century Khmer temple, which was built on a 3rd-century temple. The reclining Buddha represents the historical Buddha during his last illness, about to enter parinirvana.

Our planned third stop was at the Buddha Park, but the route was in such poor condition, cycling was no pleasure and we decided it best to give it a miss and follow the main road. Nevertheless, Chris did remarkably well and cycled to our destination without having lunch or a nap. Lunch was outside our guesthouse where a rudimentary restaurant served noodle soup. In the process, generous Cambodians from Vientiane kept buying beer. We soon had to thank them unless we later wanted to crawl to our abode.

 

Dokphet Guesthouse – Saunmaiket Hongxaikham Guesthouse - 65 km

The forecast indicated temperatures between 36˚C and 38˚C, and we were up and away even earlier than usual. Our first stop was around 15 kilometres, and roughly four kilometres later, Janice discovered she had left her reading glasses behind. Being a short distance from our previous stop, Chris and I proceeded as Janice retraced our steps to find her spectacles.

After riding 15 kilometres, there was still no sign of Janice and we, subsequently, learned she couldn’t locate our rest stop, and in the process, biked all the way to the morning’s start! Chris and I ambled along, hoping she would catch up. As agreed, we meandered until 13h00, booked into a guesthouse and waited until Janice arrived. It became a rather long day for her – 100 kilometres! Well done, Janice, on your first 100 kilometres and first solo ride! Your rock, girl!

 

Saunmaiket Hongxaikham Guesthouse – Pakkading Buddhist temple – 60 km

The weather was surprisingly cold in the early morning, and I stopped to buy a long-sleeved sweater. Often restaurants had a rail with clothing outside, but I was unsure if the clothes were for sale or laundry. Also, with only cycling half days, arrival at our destination was usually early and slightly awkward to seek permission to camp at such an early hour.

Monks at the Pakkading Buddhist temple pointed us to a room we first scrub clean. Even though the building appeared new, the bathroom needed a good scrubbing. No sooner had we sat down, than the head monk arrived, indicating to us to move to the basement. The basement area was a substantial, tiled room that also needed cleaning. It seemed a place where the down-and-out overnighted or one of the monks had a drug problem.

 

Pakkading Buddhist temple - Somejainuek Guesthouse – 62 km

Not even the monks were awake when we departed our sparkling clean room shortly past 6h00. The Pakkading Bridge crossed the Nam Kading River, one of the main tributaries of the Mekong. This Russian-built bridge is where truck drivers often stop to light a cigarette before crossing the bridge and then throw the lit cigarette in the Nam Kading River. The reason was to appease the water serpent believed to live in the river mouth.

At first, the temperature was mild and the day came with a good tailwind. Sadly, these favourable conditions didn’t last and it soon became boiling, this time with a headwind. Finally, around 13h00, a roadside guesthouse appeared sporting a convenient restaurant that made a perfect overnight stop.

 

Somejainuek Guesthouse – Roadside Guesthouse – 64 km

Packing up started at 5h00, making departing at first light possible. The road was gently undulating, and made pleasurable biking, past friendly kids calling, “Sabaidi falang!” Several were curious and others seemed cautious and kept their distance. Roadside shops provided water and snacks and sugarcane juice. A fascinating roadside market sold dung beetle balls with the larva inside and grilled and raw rats and squirrels. Besides the usual crabs, eels and other fishy things, live lizards by the bag-full and other exotic (or illegal) animals were sold.

 

Roadside Guesthouse – Thakhek – 27 km

Even though a short day, we stuck to our early departure to make the best of the cooler temperatures. The Great Wall of Laos, or the Kamphaeng Nyak Wall, made an interesting detour. Although a geological phenomenon, its physical resemblance to a human-made structure has given rise to various Laos myths. A few claimed the wall was built as a defence system and others argued the wall was made to stem floodwaters.

Close to Thakhek, a path turned off onto a minor road and led past small communities on the Mekong. The Laos baguette, or Khao Jee, is one of Laos’s most famous street foods, stuffed with salad, pate, chilli paste and cold meats. The baguette is usually warmed on coals, making a crispy and delightful snack. There was no better place to eat it than right there, on the pavement.

A short cycling distance made an early arrival in Thakhek where the Souksomboun Hotel, situated on the banks of the Mekong River, provided perfect accommodation. The place was a cyclist’s dream and featured outside motel-style rooms, as one could wheel the bikes right in.

The next day was a rest day, and a tuk-tuk ride brought us to nearby caves. A leisurely morning was spent investigating these caves and we were home by 14h00.

I know I’ve written many times about the Secret War in Laos. However, still seeing people missing limbs, the reality of this war becomes real. I quote from Legaciesofwar.org:

 

“From 1964 to 1973, the U.S. dropped more than two million tons of ordnance on Laos during 580,000 bombing missions—equal to a planeload of bombs every 8 minutes, 24 hours a day, for nine years – making Laos the most heavily bombed country per capita in history. Up to a third of the bombs dropped didn’t explode, leaving Laos contaminated with vast quantities of unexploded ordnance (UXO).”

 

Thakhek – Savannakhet – 102 km

From Thakhek we’d all intentions to do our usual 60/65 kilometres. However, the river trail turned out remarkably interesting and passed numerous small fishing settlements on the Mekong. On reaching our target distance, no one seemed interested in stopping, and by midday, I assumed we’d done enough for the day, but Janice and Chris were keen to push on. A short while further a sign pointed to a shortcut. Albeit rough and potholed, the route was exciting, making for adventurous riding.

The final stretch required pushing hard to reach Savannakhét before dark. Everyone did exceptionally well, and I was happy to reach our destination safely. Following a shower, our first stop was the Night Market, which wasn’t operating. There was, nevertheless, a dim sum stand, where we’d our fair share. All in all, a lovely day of bicycle touring.

 

11-12 March - Savannakhét

A well-deserved rest day was spent in Savannakhét, with its tree-lined streets and an ensemble of old, crumbling French colonial buildings. We intended to cross the border into Thailand via the Friendship Bridge on the outskirts of Savannakhét. Still, I first had to apply for a Thai visa. Being Sunday, I could only do it the next morning.

I handed in my application, but could only collect it the next day. The 12th was Chris’s birthday, and we visited the small museum with interesting artefacts collected in the vicinity of Savannakhét. Afterwards, a relaxed cycle ride ran to a nearby lake. The lake provided a restaurant on a wooden platform on stilts over a lake. Food was served sitting on a woven mat, not a comfortable arrangement for Europeans, but Chris never complained. Finally, we returned along the potholed road, making it to our digs shortly before dark.

 

 

THAILAND (15)

1111 km – 21 days

 

Savannakhet – Mukdahan – 15 km

Checkout from our guesthouse was at 12h00, but I could only pick up my visa at 14h00; an excellent excuse to enjoy coffee and cake. Afterwards, I cycled to the consulate and Janice and Chris proceeded to the border. Biking across the Friendship Bridge wasn’t allowed, and bus tickets were sold to ferry people across. Two buses came past, but none had space for the bicycles. We were first in line when the third one came and could load two bikes. I chose to make a break for the Thai border, and as the bus left, I sped across the bridge to the great protest of border officials. Pretending not to hear I made it to the other side without being chased down.

Once checked in at the Thailand immigration, a short and enjoyable ride continued to Mukdahan. A Buddhist temple provided a place to sleep, and food was from the many available options.

 

Mukdahan – Khemmarat – 91 km

Well-rested we were off at a good pace, on a route close to the Mekong River. Though hilly at times, it remained comfortable riding to Khemmarat.

Temples made convenient camping, and at Wat Pho, the monks didn’t only allow camping but promptly pointed us to a lovely room. The room even had an air-conditioning unit as well as a bunch of mats and pillows. Comfortably ensconced in our abode, the heavens opened up, and it didn’t take long to discover why the mats were all piled up in one corner. The roof wasn’t only leaking, but water came pouring in as if through a misplaced gutter. A mad scramble occurred to get all electronics out of harm’s way and move mats and cushions to the room’s driest corner. Thank goodness, rain in Southeast Asia came quick and hard and soon the storm abated.

 

Khemmarat – Ban Pakhachomson - Ubon Ratchathani – 42 km & 105 km by bus

As was our habit by then, we surfaced at 5h00 and got going at around 6h30, along a pleasant rural road past tiny hamlets. Again, I was in awe of how peaceful these communities were. Cattle grazed in backyards, kids travelled to school on little bicycles, women sold snacks and men herded goats and cattle.

The map indicated a slightly hilly day, which was no exaggeration. Reaching Ban Pakhachomson, we called it quits and instead took a bus to Ubon. Once in Ubon, a six-kilometre cycle took us into the city centre. We tried to sleep at two of the city temples, but without success. It’s far more challenging to get permission to sleep at temples in big cities, especially in the presence of a whole plethora of guesthouses and hotels.

Eventually, Ubon Hotel, right across from the night market, made a perfect overnight stop. The hotel wasn’t only conveniently located but one of only a few where water pressure was (nearly) high enough to blow one out the door.

 

Ubon Ratchathani – Si Sa Khet – 86 km

We were well entrenched in the familiar routine of loading the bikes, cycling, stopping to fill our bottles or getting a bite to eat, all while getting a good few stares.

This day was no different and became a lovely day pedalling along minor roads via rural communities. On arrival in Si Sa Khet, we couldn’t sleep at the city temple but discovered camping at a secluded temple almost six kilometres out of town.

 

Si Sa Khet – Khun Han - 78 km

The overcast weather made it enjoyable to cycle. Scrawny cows with long ears were grazing in dry rice fields, and smoke billowed from charcoal pits as our route veered south to Khun Han.

On arrival at Khun Han, we headed straight to a temple known as Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew (The Temple of a Million Bottles). This unique temple was made of over 1.5 million Heineken and Chang beer bottles. The original temple was built in 1984, but the monks expanded the site. During our visit, there were over 20 structures, including sleeping bungalows and ablutions. Afterwards, a nearby lake appeared an excellent place to camp. Regrettably, it wasn’t suitable, and we sought out the town temple where camping was allowed under a covered area.

 

Khun Han – Surin – 120 km

The following day we rolled into Surin shortly before 6 p.m after biking the mega distance of 120 kilometres. Needless to say, there were a few sore backsides. Saying that, I think all was chuffed for cycling such a long distance. After a quick shower, the time came to have our usual Chang beer (or two) and dim- sum from a stall outside our hotel entrance.

 

Surin

The next day was a well-deserved rest day in Surin, as all had housekeeping to do.

 

Surin – Buri Ram Forest Park – 60 km

What a lovely day of riding it turned out to be. Our path followed country lanes through rural areas where cattle had the right of way and were kept in front yards or under stilted homes. Old ladies worked in fields as men collected animal feed. We pedalled past rice fields and small communities where the main junction was a well. Unfortunately, the road abruptly ended at a railway line, resulting in us carrying our bikes across, which was not an easy task. Basic camping was provided in Buri Ram Forest Park, and tents could be pitched under a covered area. Although there was no electricity, there were clean toilets where one could wash.

Buri Ram Forest Park consisted of an extinct volcano that rose 265 metres and was home to Devil Yoni Trees found only in volcanic areas. Chris kept the fort while Janice and I walked to the top and came down the 297 Naga Raj steps, featuring Buddha statues in various poses.

 

Buri Ram Forest Park – Ban Khok Mueang – 66 km

We biked out of Buri Ram on a heavily overcast morning, making effortless biking and a fun day of cycling. A short detour led to Phanom Rung Historical Park, and being up a steep hill, I offloaded my panniers at a shop at the start of the climb and flew past Janice and Chris. They were both labouring up the hill laden with panniers. They weren’t amused.

A good laugh was had at the silly situation as we strolled around ruins dating back a thousand years. The park was situated atop an extinct volcano 400 metres above sea level. It’s assumed the buildings were constructed between the 10th - 13th centuries as a Hindu shrine dedicated to Shiva.

Karma almost got me as it became cold up on the hill, and I didn’t have anything warm. Phew! I nearly had to ask to borrow a sweater.

Once back to our original route, a five-kilometre ride brought us to Ban Khok Mueang where Wat Prasat Buraparam made easy camping. The platform where we could pitch our tents first needed cleaning. Next, Janice and I investigated the ancient Prasat Muang Tam. We’d the ruins all to ourselves as all visitors had already departed. Hunger pangs soon drove us back, and we were lucky to find an open noodle soup restaurant.

 

Ban Khok Mueang (Wat Prasat Buraparam) – Wat Mai Thai Thavorn – 65 km

Our packing up woke the temple dogs, which started barking continuously. By the time monks began beating the gong, the dogs were in full swing and went from barking to howling. What a racket!

Our early start made for a lovely morning ride. Plans were to camp at Lam Nang Rong Dam, but we reached the dam too early and carried on to Ta Phraya National Park. Once over the mountain, one could camp at the park, but food carts were three kilometres further.

During the hunt for food, we uncovered not only food but also a temple to camp. Wat Mai Thi Thavorn looked slightly forlorn, but monks pointed us to a structure on the far side of the property. The hall was dirty and dusty, and it took hours of sweeping and dusting, and after cleaning the Buddha and lighting a few incense sticks, the place was transformed into a very usable area. The monks must’ve been impressed by our efforts as they provided us with water, extension leads, and even toilet paper! Before sunset, a quick cycle to the food market provided ample to eat and drink.

 

Wat Mai Thai Thavorn – Aranya Prathet – 62 km

As was our habit by then, we were up at five and en route to our next destination shortly past six. An overcast day and a tailwind made it pleasant riding into Aranya Prathet. A rest day was planned as I broke a spoke that needed replacement. Aran Garden Hotel 1 was well priced and incredibly convenient for bicycle travellers. One could cycle straight into an undercover area.

Laundry services lined the main road. Following handing in our clothes, time was spent catching up on a few outstanding matters before hitting the streets for our evening meal.

 

Aranja Prathet – Khao Chakan Forest Park – 86 km

Our first stop of the day was the ruins of Prasat Khao Noi. The ruins (a Hindu shrine) were situated on Khao Noi, a limestone hill. Initially, the sanctuary consisted of three prangs, of which only the middle one remained at the time of our visit. One of the lintels discovered here dates to the seventh century. Excavations revealed fascinating artefacts and a stone lintel with inscriptions dating back to 637 AD. The lintel was, very likely, reused. On departing, our path led through a Sunday market; unusual for the villagers and us.

We took to picking up seeds from various trees. Upon closer inspection, they turned out quite fascinating, and each was unique. Certain ones were light and fluffy, while others were sticky or thorny. Some seeds were inside a solid shell that popped open with a tremendous bang and shot them a fair distance away.

Eventually, we slinked into Khao Chakan Forest Park, featuring three big limestone mountains and several caves. A steep flight of stairs took us to a massive hole in the mountain, offering a magnificent view of the countryside. The park would’ve been a great place to camp was it not for the thousands of monkeys. In the process, we unearthed an extraordinary resort known as the Bus Resort. It consisted of buses converted into air-con overnight accommodation, featuring fridges and bathrooms.

 

Khao Chakan Forest Park – Sronlai Homestay – 94 km

Once again, it turned out a fantastic day of cycle touring. The path winded over the hills and through Khao Ang Rue Nai Wildlife Sanctuary. Plenty of fresh elephant dung was spotted but, sadly, no wild elephants, only mischievous monkeys. Once over the mountains, a good descent led to the small settlement of Khlong Takao.

The plan was to camp on the opposite side of the dam, and our map indicated a shortcut via the dam wall. Unfortunately, the dam wall was flooded, making a significantly longer day than anticipated. Nevertheless, Sronlai Homestay provided idyllic camping. As soon as the sun started heading towards the horizon, we paddled out and had a peaceful paddle around the dam.

 

Sronlai Homestay – Phanat Nikhom – 76 km

The route to Phanat Nikhom was another fabulous day of riding as country roads ran past rubber tree plantations and farmers preparing paddy fields. Finally, atop a hill and after scaling a near vertical flight of stairs, one could admire the landscape and a dimly lit sanctuary sporting several dusty Buddha statues tucked away inside.

On cycling into Phanat Nikhom, a sign pointed to a weaving market and factory. Time was spent admiring their remarkable work and the world’s biggest hand-woven basket. Then, we went off to find accommodation at a temple on the outskirts of town. The temple was a lively one revealing far too many temple dogs. A few broom and feather duster salesmen also pulled in overnight at the temple. They were exceptionally well organised with sleeping mats, fans and cooking equipment.

 

Phatnat Nikhom – Chachoengsao – 65 km

The night was a noisy affair, partly due to the dogs going ballistic every time someone went to the toilet, and partly due to the Wat being on a busy highway. The temple had extensive grounds, and during the night trucks pulled in adding to the pandemonium. We emerged to the revving of lorries, beating gongs, howling dogs, and the general highway noise. Finally, we saddled up our iron horses, waved goodbye to the feather duster salesmen and monks, and set out with temple dogs in tow. One could only giggle at the madness of it all.

It took us precisely two kilometres before turning off and finding a quiet rural road. Then, with a sigh of relief, we pointed our bikes toward Chachoengsao via minor roads. Unfortunately, our country lane ended abruptly at roadworks. Still, a super-helpful farmer escorted us on his motorbike via a path not indicated on the map.

Once in Chachoengsao, we headed through this bustling city to the old market situated on the Bang Pakong River banks. The market is believed over 100 years old. Sadly, the market is a weekend one; still, we could wander about admiring the old wooden structures. As is the custom, shop owners live above their shops, and were extremely friendly, inviting us to sample their specialities. We searched for accommodation after coffee at the little coffee shop overlooking the river.

 

Chachoengsao – Bangkok - by train

The previous night a choice was made to take the train into Bangkok instead of cycling through the heavy traffic. There were various trains to pick from, and we could cycle to the station at leisure. I had a flat tyre, and as Janice and Chris were ready, they proceeded while I fixed the puncture. Upon my arrival at the station, Janice and Chris were nowhere to be seen. Somehow, they cycled to the bus station a kilometre north of the station. Eventually, they made their way to the station, and we were on the train and into Bangkok.

A short six-kilometre ride from the Bangkok railway station brought us to Banglamphu and the Bamboo Guesthouse, where Janice and Chris stowed their bike boxes. Taking a train for the final stretch was unsatisfying. Still, the traffic was far too horrendous to cycle into the city centre.

 

Bangkok

In the morning, a canal ferry ride took me to the city centre to collect my new passport, only to find it was a South African public holiday. Afterwards, I took a walk around the shops and eventually returned on foot to our accommodation in Banglampu. Later, a short cycle brought me to Bok Bok Bike where I handed in the bicycle to be serviced as well as to fit two new rims and a new front fork. My front luggage rack was broken and held in place by cable ties; not a very stable setup. A rack for a fork with shocks was a difficult item to get hold of and far less problematic to go for a fixed fork instead. As expected, it all costed a pretty penny.

In the meantime, Janice and Chris packed their bicycles in the boxes for their flight home; luckily, we still had a few days to explore Bangkok and the surrounding area. That evening, we met with Tania and Rodd, an amiable chap from New Zealand.

 

Bangkok

The previous night arrangements were made with Rodd to join us for a day’s excursion to the Samut Songkhram Railway Market and the nearby floating market of Amphawa. The day called for an early start to catch a taxi to Wonwian Yai Station where we found the train in the middle of the road. The train to Maha Chai station was only 10 THB and once at Maha Chai station, one had to catch a ferry across the river as there was no train bridge; again, the fee was a mere 3 THB. A short walk brought us to Ban Laem Station from where another 10 THB train ride took us to Samut Songkhram.

Samut Songkhram was home to the Railway Market, an extraordinary place with a warren of stalls spilling over onto the rail tracks, leaving no space for a train. Once a train approached, traders hurriedly picked up their wares, providing barely enough room for the train to pass. Once the train had passed, everything was returned, and trading resumed as usual. After a bowl of noodle soup, we proceeded to the floating market by Songthaew (or Baht Bus).

We arrived at Amphawa Floating Market around midday and in the sweltering heat. A 50 THB canal tour was the perfect option. The trip lasted over two hours, and on returning the weather was far more bearable, and one could at least walk around and sample the food at leisure. A minivan ride returned us to Bangkok and the Gecko Bar for beer.

 

Bangkok

In the company of Rodd, a bus ride took us to the Chatuchak Weekend Market. I spent more money than intended, but the shops were all fascinating and inviting. After hours of walking around, sitting down for coffee was well deserved before catching the bus to Banglamphu. As usual, the hunt to find a 70 THB beer was on and uncovered right on Khao San Road where one could sit on tiny plastic chairs outside 7-Eleven and watch the world go by.

 

Bangkok

Janice and I searched for a precision tool for her art projects but could find none.

Meanwhile, I received a camera backpack as a thank you gift from Janice. Of course, I was embarrassed by this immensely generous token of appreciation, but simultaneously, over the moon with my present. I had it on my back the rest of the day.

Then, it was time for Janice and Chris to hail a taxi to the airport to catch their flight to Cape Town, ending their bicycle tour of Southeast Asia.