Monday, 15 October 2007

010 CYCLE TOURING SYRIA (1)

 
             Between Sand and Citadels

           


10 SYRIA (1)
570 Kilometres – 23 Days
22 September – 14 October 2007



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PROLOGUE

 

Syria arrived first as a whisper on the wind, a name carried across borders like a rumour of ancient things. A land older than memory, where stones keep their own counsel and the desert watches without blinking.

I entered it twice —once with the naïve courage of a woman who believes the road will always rise to meet her, and once with the quiet resilience of someone who knows that sometimes the road does not.

Between those two crossings lay sandstorms and citadels, courtyard homes and chaotic streets, the laughter of strangers, and the soft, stubborn beating of my own heart as it learned — again —that the world is far kinder than it appears from a distance.

 

 

SYRIA (1)

 

22–23 September – Atakia, Turkey – Aleppo, Syria (110 km)

Leaving Atakia, Turkey, I pedalled toward the Syrian border with the kind of optimism that only comes from not fully understanding the situation. I had absolutely no idea whether visas were issued on arrival — a detail most sensible travellers would have checked before cycling toward a new country. But there I was, rolling toward the unknown, rehearsing my most innocent smile and hoping it would translate across cultural and bureaucratic boundaries.

Just as I was preparing myself for the possibility of sleeping at the border like a stray cat with panniers, the universe intervened. Four motorbike riders appeared — the rugged, dust‑covered, overland‑to‑South‑Africa type who look like they’ve survived at least three deserts, two corrupt checkpoints, and a questionable kebab. They introduced me to Ahmed, a tour guide who seemed to possess supernatural administrative powers.

Ahmed took one look at me — sweaty, hopeful, clutching my passport like a toddler holding a favourite toy — and immediately adopted me. He guided me through the forms with saintly patience, nodding kindly as I fumbled through basic questions. Then, in true mystical‑guide fashion, he vanished. Not suspiciously — more like a man who had other bureaucratic fires to put out.

Three hours later, he reappeared with my visa as casually as if he’d just fetched a loaf of bread. I could hardly believe it. Three hours! That’s practically warp speed in visa time. I’ve waited longer for toast. I thanked him profusely, thanked the motorbike riders, thanked every deity I could think of, and cycled into Syria before anyone could change their mind.

My first thought upon entering was: What have I done? Everything was different — the culture, the language, the landscape, the food, the architecture. Even the air felt ancient, as if it had been circulating since the dawn of civilisation. Syria wasn’t just a conservative Muslim desert country; it was one of the oldest inhabited regions on earth. Archaeological finds date back 700,000 years, which is roughly how long the traffic jams feel.

The day’s cycling was uneventful in the way that only long stretches of cotton fields and quiet villages can be. Each community had the same comforting trio: a mosque, a market, and modest courtyard homes that looked plain from the outside but were apparently palatial inside. I loved the idea so much I swore I’d build a courtyard home someday — preferably without Syrian traffic outside.

Speaking of traffic: biking into Aleppo at 18h00 during Ramadan was like entering a video game set to “Impossible Mode.” Thousands of hungry drivers were racing home, and as a woman on a bicycle, I was somewhere below “stray goat” on the traffic hierarchy. Then the heavens opened, the streets flooded instantly, and I rode straight into a drain cover that tried to claim part of my anatomy I may have a use for in the futher.

Miraculously, I survived and found a reasonably priced hotel called — appropriately — the Hotel Tourist. Achmad from the hotel took pity on me and offered to show me around. Bless him.

The next day I explored the citadel, market, and museum, then got lost in the labyrinth of identical alleys. By evening, Achmad accompanied me again, and we ended up in a typical Syrian eatery. Syrians, I discovered, are some of the friendliest people on earth — endlessly curious, endlessly kind, and endlessly amused by a lone woman on a bicycle.

 

24 September – Aleppo – Idlib (66 km)

I left Aleppo feeling rather pleased with myself for having survived the traffic, the flooding, and the drain‑cover incident that nearly ended my future romantic prospects. As I was wheeling my bike out the door, Achmad — sweet, earnest Achmad — presented me with a watch. A whole watch. I stood there blinking at it, unsure whether this was a cultural gesture, a personal gesture, or a “please don’t get lost again” gesture. Whatever it was, I thanked him profusely, strapped it on, and pedalled away feeling both touched and slightly bewildered.

My first full day of cycling in Syria was a 60‑kilometre battle straight into a headwind that clearly had unresolved emotional issues. It pushed against me with the determination of someone trying to prevent a bad decision. The landscape rolled by in shades of dusty beige and muted green, and every now and then a passing driver would slow down to stare at me as if I were a hallucination brought on by dehydration. An unaccompanied woman… on a bicycle… in Syria. It was as if I’d broken several laws of physics simultaneously.

By the time I reached Idlib, I was sun‑baked, wind‑whipped, and ready to collapse into any accommodation that didn’t involve livestock. I asked around for a place to stay, and in the process met Ahmad — yes, another Ahmad. Syria is full of them, and they are all delightful. This Ahmad invited me to stay with him and his wife, Somod. Before I could even protest, I was ushered into an entire apartment that they insisted I take for myself. I felt like royalty, albeit a sweaty, wind‑blown version.

That evening, I was invited to supper with Ahmad, his wife, his brother, and sister‑in‑law. They sat on a mat and ate with their fingers, and I joined them, trying my best to mimic their graceful movements. They laughed kindly as I fumbled, dropping bits of food like a toddler learning fine motor skills. Despite Ramadan, Somod had prepared a feast — fragrant dishes, warm bread, and flavours that made me want to weep with gratitude. Ahmad was the only one who spoke English, but somehow, we all communicated, laughing, gesturing, and sharing food in a way that transcended language entirely.

When I finally returned to my room, I was full, humbled, and deeply grateful for the kind of hospitality that makes you question whether you’ve ever been truly generous in your life.

 

25 September – Idlib – Latakia (130 km)

The next morning, I set off on a 130‑kilometre ride toward Latakia — a distance that sounded manageable until I remembered the mountain range standing between me and the coast. The road wound up and over the hills, and the headwind returned with a vengeance, as if it had been waiting for me. I pedalled slowly, stubbornly, and with the grim determination of someone who refuses to admit she’s made a terrible route choice.

The people I encountered along the way were endlessly accommodating. They waved, smiled, and offered food and drink with such insistence that I began to worry I’d never make it to Latakia because I’d be too full to move. Asking for directions, however, was a challenge. Most people couldn’t read English maps, and my Arabic consisted of “hello,” “thank you,” and “please don’t run me over.” Still, they tried. They pointed, gestured, argued among themselves, and eventually sent me off in what was hopefully the right direction.

For most of the day, Syrians simply stared at me, mouths agape. I could almost hear their thoughts: Is she lost? Is she mad? Does she know where she is? To be fair, I wasn’t entirely sure of the answers myself.

By late afternoon, I rolled into Latakia, exhausted but triumphant. The traffic was as chaotic as ever, but the sight of the Mediterranean lifted my spirits. I’d made it — wind‑burned, sun‑scorched, and slightly delirious, but I’d made it.

 

26 September – Latakia

Latakia deserved a day of exploration, and I set out eagerly, though cautiously, because Syrian traffic is not for the faint‑hearted. There seemed to be no rules whatsoever. Drivers hooted constantly — not out of anger, but seemingly out of habit, boredom, or perhaps as a form of echolocation. Everyone did whatever they pleased, and yet, miraculously, there were no accidents. It was like watching a flock of birds move in perfect chaotic harmony, except the birds were cars, trucks, and three‑wheel pickups carrying everything from people to building rubble.

Those three‑wheelers were my favourite. They chugged along so slowly that I could easily overtake them, much to the delight of the children riding in the back. They would cheer, wave, and shout encouragement as if I were competing in the Tour de France.

Latakia itself was steeped in history — Seleucids, Romans, Umayyads, Abbasids, the French — everyone had taken a turn ruling it. You’d think a city with such a dramatic past would be overflowing with ruins, but strangely, only a Triumphal Arch and the remains of the Temple of Bacchus had survived. The rest had been swallowed by time, war, and modern development. Still, the city had a charm that made up for its lack of ancient monuments.

 

27 September – Latakia – Tartus (85 km)

I woke to brilliant weather — the kind of sunshine that tricks you into believing the day will go smoothly. I set off along the coast toward Tartus, enjoying the sea breeze and the gentle roll of the road. For a few blissful hours, everything was perfect. Birds chirped, the Mediterranean sparkled, and I felt like the heroine of a travel documentary.

Then the itching began.

At first, it was a polite little itch. A whisper of irritation. Then it escalated into a full‑scale assault. By midday, I was covered in lumps and bumps, scratching like a flea‑ridden street dog. I tried to ignore it, but the itching had ambitions. It wanted to be noticed. It wanted to be the main character.

By the time I reached Tartus, I was hot, tired, itchy, and dangerously close to tears. I checked into an overpriced chalet, hoping for relief, only to discover the place was infested with creepy crawlies. Actual, visible, scuttling creatures. I stood there, staring at them, thinking: Of course. Of course this is happening. Why wouldn’t it?

I briefly considered sleeping on the beach, but the coastline was so filthy — littered with plastic, bottles, and unidentifiable objects — that even my itchy, exhausted self had standards. Besides, I didn’t want to scandalise the conservative locals by accidentally exposing an elbow or, heaven forbid, an ankle while swimming.

It was one of those days where you feel profoundly sorry for yourself, and the universe doesn’t even bother pretending it cares.

 

28 September – Tartus

I woke the next morning with a swollen eye and even itchier bites — a combination that made me look like I’d lost a bar fight with a mosquito gang. I was in no mood to explore, but I forced myself out, determined not to let Tartus defeat me entirely.

The historical centre, tucked inside the old Crusader‑era Templar fortress walls, was interesting enough, though surprisingly little of its medieval past remained. A few old buildings clung on, stubborn and weathered, but the rest had been swallowed by modern life. I wandered around, trying to appreciate the history, but the constant staring made me feel like a walking billboard. There were so few tourists that I stuck out like a neon sign, and in my itchy, swollen state, I wasn’t exactly in the mood for attention.

I retreated to my room, scratched miserably, and contemplated the life choices that had led me here.

 

29 September – Tartus – Homs (110 km)

The next morning, I set off toward Homs along a busy highway. Thankfully, a tailwind pushed me along, and I made good time. The traffic, however, remained a mystery. Red lights seemed to be decorative suggestions rather than rules, and traffic police had to physically intervene to prevent total chaos. I watched them with admiration — they were like conductors of a very loud, very unpredictable orchestra.

Later that evening, I took a taxi to a recommended restaurant. The taxi driver, for reasons known only to him, decided to stay and join me for the meal. He spoke no English, and I spoke no Arabic, so we sat there in awkward silence, eating together like two strangers on the world’s most uncomfortable blind date. I wasn’t sure whether I was supposed to buy him dinner, or whether he was supposed to buy mine, or whether we were simply trapped in a cultural misunderstanding with no escape route. Whatever the custom, I would have been far more comfortable eating alone.

 

30 September – Homs

Since I’d seen almost nothing of Homs the previous day, I dedicated the next one to exploring. I wandered through the ancient markets, sampling pastries so sweet they could have powered a small city, and drank tiny cups of strong coffee that made my heart race like I’d been plugged into a generator.

It was sweltering hot, and I marvelled at how the women managed to stay fully covered in black. The men, at least, had the advantage of long white robes that looked marginally more breathable. The city was a jumble of noise and colour — hooting cars, bustling markets, and the melodic call to prayer echoing from numerous mosques. It was chaotic, overwhelming, and utterly fascinating.

 

1 October – Homs – Damascus (80 km)

The scenery changed abruptly as I left Homs and headed inland toward Damascus. One moment I was surrounded by olive trees, pomegranates, and figs — the next, I was cycling through a vast, empty desert that looked like it had been designed by someone with a limited colour palette and a strong dislike for vegetation. The wind picked up, turning into a ferocious, sand‑flinging beast that reduced visibility to a few metres. Everything was coated in a grey‑yellow haze, including me.

I battled onward, head down, trying to keep the sand out of my eyes and my dignity intact. I was so focused on not being sandblasted into oblivion that I barely noticed the van parked beside the road. A sweet French couple waved me over and offered me a lift to Damascus. Normally, I would have politely declined, determined to cycle every inch of the journey. But this was not a normal day. This was a “take the lift or die trying” day. I accepted immediately, grateful beyond words.

They drove me straight to Damascus and parked their van in the backyard of St Paul’s convent. I pitched my tent in the herb garden, hoping I wasn’t flattening anything sacred or culinary. Parsley, basil, divine intervention — who knows what I was sleeping on.

 

2–6 October – Damascus

I woke early the next morning to the sound of the gardener watering the garden — including, nearly, my tent. I waved goodbye to my French rescuers and set off into Damascus traffic, which was every bit as life‑threatening as I remembered. I found an inexpensive hotel, cleaned it to a habitable level, and settled in to wait for my sister Amanda, who was flying in for a holiday.

While waiting, I made a horrifying discovery: my passport was practically full. I had stared at the expiry date for months, feeling smug about how much time I had left, and never once considered the number of remaining pages. Rookie mistake. I learned that I couldn’t order a new passport in Syria, Jordan, or even nearby Lebanon. My only option was to return to South Africa, get a new one, and hope I could resume my journey without losing momentum — or my sanity. It was a costly lesson, and I mentally kicked myself for not checking sooner.

 

7 October – Damascus

Amanda arrived in the afternoon, and we immediately set out to explore the old part of town. Damascus, being the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world, wears its history like a layered robe — ancient markets, beautiful mosques, narrow cobbled lanes, and a sense of timelessness that makes you feel both insignificant and privileged to witness it.

The markets were fascinating, full of colour and noise and the smell of spices. The traffic, however, was a nightmare. Crossing the street required forming a human wall with other pedestrians and hoping for the best. It was less “crossing” and more “collective survival strategy.”

 

8 October – Maalula

After breakfast the next morning, we took a taxi to the Shrine of Saida Zeinab, said to contain the grave of Muhammad’s granddaughter. The shrine was beautiful, serene, and filled with worshippers. From there, we caught a minibus to Maalula, a historical town where houses cling to the cliffs like stubborn barnacles. Maalula is one of the few places where Aramaic — the language Jesus presumably spoke — is still used. Hearing it spoken felt like stepping into a time machine.

We quickly adapted to the Syrian lifestyle, where nothing opens before ten, breakfast lasts until midday, shops close between four and six, and then stay open late into the night. This schedule suited Amanda perfectly. She thrives in the late‑morning‑to‑late‑evening window, whereas I tend to operate on the “up at dawn, asleep by ten” model. Still, travel has a way of bending your habits, and I found myself adjusting without too much protest.

 

9–10 October – Damascus – Aleppo

We caught an early morning bus to Aleppo, a city with historical records dating back to 5,000 BC. I was excited to show Amanda the covered souqs in the old walled city — a UNESCO World Heritage Site and the world’s largest covered market. The souqs stretched for approximately thirteen kilometres, a labyrinth of narrow alleys packed with people, goods, spices, sweets, textiles, carpets, and the famous Aleppo soap made from olive oil.

The Al‑Madina Souq wasn’t just a marketplace; it was the beating heart of the city. Traders shouted, customers bargained, tea was poured, gossip was exchanged, and life pulsed through every corner. It was chaotic, overwhelming, and utterly captivating.

We also visited the citadel, dating back to the 3rd millennium BC. Perched in the centre of town, it offered grand views over old Aleppo. Standing there, looking out over the ancient city, I felt a sense of awe — and also a sense of relief that I wasn’t currently navigating its traffic on my bicycle.

 

11 October – Aleppo – Hama

Travelling without a bicycle felt like cheating, but it was undeniably efficient. Amanda and I hopped on a bus to Hama, and before we knew it, we were checking into a hotel and hailing a taxi to Krak des Chevaliers — the kind of castle that makes every other castle look like it’s not really trying.

Krak des Chevaliers is the best‑preserved medieval castle in the world, and it knows it. It sits on its hill like a smug stone giant, radiating the confidence of a fortress that has survived centuries of sieges, storms, and tourists. First occupied by Kurdish troops in the 11th century, it later became a Crusader stronghold, housing up to 2,000 people — infantry, crossbow specialists, mercenaries, and, according to records, a mere 60 actual knights. Sixty! The rest were essentially medieval interns.

We wandered through its vast halls and towering walls, marvelling at the sheer scale of it. Amanda snapped photos like a woman possessed, while I tried to imagine what life must have been like here — cold, drafty, and full of men arguing about whose turn it was to fetch water.

Back in Hama, we still had time to visit the city’s famous norias — enormous wooden water wheels dating back to the medieval Islamic period. They creaked and groaned as they turned, lifting water from the Orontes River with the weary dignity of ancient machinery that refuses to retire. There were six of them left, still in working condition, still beautiful in their own rustic way. Standing beside them, listening to their rhythmic moaning, I felt like I’d stumbled into a living museum.

 

12–14 October – Hama – Palmyra

The next morning, we boarded a bus to Palmyra — the legendary oasis town, once ruled by Queen Zenobia and home to the ruins of the “Pink City.” Founded in the 3rd millennium BC, Palmyra had been one of the most important cultural centres of the ancient world, a wealthy caravan stop on the trade route between Persia, India, and China. Even in ruins, it radiated grandeur.

The colonnaded street stretched for 1,100 metres, lined with towering pillars that seemed to glow in the desert light. The Temple of Ba’al rose from the sand like a memory refusing to fade. It was impossible not to feel small in the presence of such history — small, and also slightly sunburned.

While wandering the ruins, we befriended a local man who invited us to visit his family living in the desert. This is the kind of invitation that sounds both magical and mildly alarming, but we were swept up in the romance of it all. Before we knew it, we were packing our belongings and climbing onto camels for the journey.

If you’ve never ridden a camel, imagine sitting on a moving bar stool while someone tilts the floor beneath you. The camels lurched forward with the enthusiasm of creatures who had absolutely no interest in our comfort. We rocked across the desert for hours, our backsides slowly losing all feeling. By the time we reached the Bedouin camp, we were walking like two people who had recently survived a minor earthquake.

The camp itself was fascinating — a cluster of tents decorated with woven carpets, warm and inviting inside despite the harshness of the desert. Communication was limited to smiling, nodding, and hoping we weren’t accidentally insulting anyone. At one point, we were fairly certain we received an offer of a few camels in exchange for ourselves. Not many camels, mind you — we were clearly past our prime bargaining years — but still, it’s nice to be wanted.

That evening, we accompanied the family to a waterhole to give the camels a drink. On the way back, a sand‑bearing wind — a Khamsin — rolled in. We watched it approach like a wall of dust swallowing the horizon. Within minutes, visibility dropped to a few hundred metres, and the sky turned the colour of old parchment. It was dramatic, unsettling, and oddly beautiful.

Back at camp, we sheltered in the main tent with the men, while the women — adorned with traditional facial tattoos — cooked in separate tents. This arrangement made me deeply uncomfortable, but I was a guest, and guests adapt. When the food arrived, it was served on large trays: rice topped with chicken thighs. Being vegetarian, I hesitated, but refusing would have been rude. So I closed my eyes, swallowed the chicken thigh whole, and hoped no one noticed my internal crisis. Unfortunately, my speed was interpreted as hunger, and I was promptly given a second portion. I ate that one too, because sometimes survival requires sacrifice.

The next morning, the camels returned us to Palmyra. Our backsides protested, but our hearts were full. It was an unforgettable experience — surreal, awkward, beautiful, and deeply human.

We barely had time to shop for souvenirs before catching a bus to Amman, Jordan — another ancient land with its own stories waiting to be discovered.

 

SYRIA (2)

 

11–13 March – Syrian border – Damascus – 115 kilometres

Five months, one new passport, and a great deal of bureaucratic trauma later, I found myself back at the Syrian border — this time cycling north from Sudan with Ernest Markwood. After the mountainous terrain of Jordan, Syria’s flat landscape felt like a gift from the cycling gods. The road stretched ahead in gentle, forgiving lines, and for once, the weather seemed to be on our side. Green fields rolled out like a soft carpet, and distant snow‑capped mountains shimmered on the horizon. It was almost enough to make me forget the sandstorms, drain covers, and itchy Tartus fiasco of my previous visit.

We rolled into Damascus around four o’clock, pleasantly wind‑assisted and only mildly sun‑baked. I was excited — genuinely excited — to show Ernest around this remarkable city. After all, I had been here barely six months earlier and had spent days exploring its ancient streets, its markets, its mosques, its layers of history. I was ready to be the knowledgeable guide, the seasoned traveller, the one who says things like, “Ah yes, this alley — I know it well.”

Unfortunately, Ernest was not particularly interested in sightseeing. He visited the historic walled city and the markets, nodded politely, and declared himself done. That was it. Meanwhile, I was practically vibrating with enthusiasm, wanting to drag him to every corner of Damascus. Instead, I spent most of my time exploring alone, revisiting the places that had enchanted me the first time around.

One of those places was the Umayyad Mosque — the Great Mosque of Damascus — one of the oldest and largest mosques in the world. I had explored it with Amanda months earlier, and it had left a deep impression. The mosque was built after the Muslim conquest of Damascus in 634 CE, on the site of a Christian basilica dedicated to John the Baptist. Legend has it that the building contains the head of John the Baptist, which I still found bizarre. I mean, it’s not every day you visit a place that casually claims to house the head of a major religious figure. It’s the kind of detail that sticks with you.


14 March – Damascus – Roadside restaurant – 74 kilometres

We left Damascus with a glorious tailwind pushing us along — the kind of wind that makes you feel like a cycling champion. But as winds often do, it changed its mind. The tailwind became a crosswind, and the crosswind became a howling, bike‑toppling menace. At one point, it blew me clean off the road and into a ditch. I climbed out, dusty and furious, only to be blown off again a short while later. By the third incident, I lost my temper entirely and shouted abuse at Ernest, who seemed blissfully unaware of the meteorological violence unfolding around us.

Mercifully, we found shelter at a roadside restaurant. The owner, a kind man with a calmness I envied, offered us floor space above the restaurant for the night. I accepted gratefully, relieved to be out of the wind and off the ground — preferably not in a ditch.


15–16 March – Roadside restaurant – Homs – 95 kilometres

The next morning dawned calm and clear, as if the wind had simply needed to get something off its chest. We cycled the 95 kilometres to Homs in relative peace. At a breakfast stop, a kind Samaritan invited us to join him for a meal. What began as a simple invitation turned into a feast — hummus, olives, cheese, pastries, and enough food to fuel a small army. We left with full stomachs and renewed energy.

That energy lasted until Ernest rode straight into a stationary minivan. In broad daylight. On a straight road. Nothing was broken except his ego and the van’s taillight, but the incident did nothing to boost my confidence in his observational skills.

We checked into the Al Naser Hotel in Homs, which was easily the crummiest but also the cheapest in town. The toilets were filthy, and the paraffin‑heated shower cost extra — a detail that felt like an insult. Still, it was a roof over our heads, and after the wind‑induced ditch episodes, I wasn’t in a position to be picky.

The next day, we took a minivan to Krak des Chevaliers — my second visit in a matter of months. The castle was as magnificent as ever, its stone walls rising proudly against the sky. Built for the Emir of Aleppo in 1031 CE, it had once housed up to 2,000 people, though only about 60 of them were actual knights. The rest were support staff — medieval logistics, essentially. We spent hours wandering through the fortress, marvelling at its scale and imagining the lives of the people who once lived there.

 

17 March – Homs – Hama – 47 kilometres

The ride from Homs to Hama was barely 45 kilometres — a welcome change after the longer stretches of previous days. We arrived with plenty of time to explore the historic norias once again. Their rhythmic groaning and creaking felt almost comforting, like old friends complaining about their joints. The citadel, however, was less impressive — more of a picnic area than a fortress — but it did offer a decent view of the city.

 

18–19 March – Hama – Aleppo – 144 kilometres

I didn’t expect to cycle all the way from Hama to Aleppo in one day. Truly, I didn’t. I had mentally prepared for a leisurely ride, a scenic lunch, perhaps a nap under a tree — the kind of day where you stop to smell the pomegranates. But Ernest had a bee in his bonnet. A very determined bee. A bee that had apparently decided Aleppo was the only acceptable destination for the day, and that stopping anywhere short of it would be a personal failure.

So we cycled. And cycled. And cycled.

The kilometres stretched on like a bad joke, and by late afternoon I was convinced we were trapped in some kind of Syrian cycling purgatory. The sun dipped lower, the traffic grew more chaotic, and still Ernest pushed on, possessed by whatever mysterious force drives men to do unnecessary things at great speed.

We finally rolled into Aleppo long past sunset, exhausted, hungry, and coated in a fine layer of road dust. Fortunately, this was my third visit to Aleppo, and I knew exactly where to go. There’s a special kind of comfort in arriving in a foreign city and thinking, Ah yes, I know this chaos. It’s like being reunited with a dysfunctional but beloved relative.

The next morning, after a leisurely start and a breakfast that restored my will to live, we headed to the world‑famous souqs. Even after multiple visits, the Al‑Madina Souq still amazed me. It was a living organism — a labyrinth of long, narrow alleys, all covered, all bustling, all overflowing with goods and people and noise. Traders shouted, customers bargained, spices perfumed the air, and the whole place pulsed with life.

Aleppo had been at the crossroads of trade routes since the second millennium BC, and you could feel that history in every stone. The old walled city was a UNESCO World Heritage Site for good reason. The Citadel of Aleppo, perched proudly in the centre of town, offered sweeping views over the ancient city. It dated back to the 10th century BC, and standing atop it, you could almost hear the echoes of the countless civilisations that had passed through.

Ernest seemed mildly impressed, which for him was the equivalent of a standing ovation.


20 March – Aleppo, Syria – Reyhanli, Turkey – 74 kilometres

The next morning, we resumed our ride toward the Syrian‑Turkish border. I felt a familiar flutter of anxiety — the same one I’d felt months earlier when entering Syria from Turkey. Would visas be issued on arrival? Would we be turned away? Would we be forced to camp at the border like two confused nomads?

Rumours suggested that procedures had changed since my last crossing. Rumours, however, are not known for their reliability. Still, we pedalled on, hopeful and slightly tense.

To our immense relief, the rumours were true. We were granted a 30‑day Turkish stay without delay, without fuss, and without any of the bureaucratic drama I had come to expect from border crossings. I could have kissed the immigration officer, but I restrained myself.

So delighted were we that we parked off in the nearby border town of Reyhanli, basking in the sweet, sweet feeling of having successfully crossed yet another international border without incident. It felt like a small miracle — the kind you don’t question, just accept with gratitude.

 

  

EPILOGUE

 

I left Syria the way I entered it: wind‑tossed, sun‑creased, and carrying more stories than sense.

The border stamped my passport and released me back into the world, but Syria stayed —in the dust on my panniers, in the echo of the souqs, in the memory of hands offering food before they offered words.

Some places you pass through. Others pass through you.

Syria did both.

Sunday, 23 September 2007

008 CYCLE TOURING CYPRUS

 

Islands, Ironies, and the Quest for a Visa



8 CYPRUS
120 Km – 8 Days
14 September – 22 September 2007


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Prelude

Cyprus appeared like a reward: an island, a slower pace, maybe even a bed. After weeks of momentum, I imagined calm cycling, simple borders, and minimal paperwork—a bold fantasy, in retrospect. With renewed hope and absolutely no understanding of the political situation, I rolled off the ferry ready for rest, resolution, and whatever plot twist came next.

 

 

14 September – Girne

Vidmantas kindly offered me his house while he was away. I accepted immediately — after weeks of camping, a real bed feels like winning the lottery.

Cyprus is the third‑largest island in the Mediterranean and politically complicated. The Republic controls the south and west; the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus controls the north; and a UN buffer zone slices through the middle. I stayed in the north because visas are a thing.

 

15 September – Girne (Kyrenia)

I attempted to get a Syrian visa, but the embassy was in the Greek-controlled south, which I couldn’t enter. After exhausting all options, I got a leg wax and pedicure instead. Sometimes diplomacy requires self-care.

 

16–17 September – Girne

I explored the coast by bicycle. Cyprus was mountainous, arid, and beautiful, though new developments were threatening turtle nesting sites. I spent another day trying to contact the Syrian Embassy. No luck. I decided to try my luck at the border instead.

 

18 September – Girne to Kaplica (60 kilometres)

I thanked Vidmantas and headed toward Famagusta. By late afternoon, I found a beach bar with a restaurant and decided it was perfect for camping. September meant only a few tourists remained — mostly pale Brits in Union Jack swimsuits. A cultural experience.

 

19 September – Kaplica to Famagusta (60 kilometres)

I cycled over a mountain first thing in the morning — an aggressive way to start the day. I chose a hotel near the harbour for convenience, as the ferry to Turkey supposedly left at 8:30 a.m.

Famagusta was fascinating, with Venetian walls and ancient ruins. I wandered for hours and collected mosquito bites like souvenirs.

 

20 September – Famagusta – Mersin – By Ferry

I arrived at the harbour early, only to learn the ferry left at 8:30 p.m., not a.m. Classic.

I spent the day exploring the Salamis Ruins, dating back to the 11th century BC. Later, I met two Nepali cyclists who were travelling the world. I suspected they used public transport more than bicycles, but kept this observation to myself.

 

21 September – Mersin to Atakia (By Bus)

The ferry was a rust bucket, but it floated, which was all I required. A man fell overboard during the night, but the crew rescued him impressively quickly. I slept lightly after that.

The Nepali guys and I took a bus to Atakia. We stayed at Sister Barbara’s. During the night, one of the Nepali men fondled my breast. I yelled, grabbed my things, and moved to a locked dormitory. The little bastard.

The next morning, I packed up and cycled to the Syrian border, grateful not to see them again.

 

22 September – Atakia, Turkey to Aleppo, Syria (110 kilometres)

At the border, I met four British motorbike riders heading to South Africa. They introduced me to Ahmed, a tour guide who helped them get Syrian visas. He guided me through the paperwork and disappeared. Three hours later, I had a visa. Miracles happen.

Cycling into Syria felt like entering another world — conservative, ancient, desert-scape, and culturally rich. Archaeological finds date habitation back to 700,000 years.

The road passed through cotton fields and typical Syrian communities with mosques, markets, and courtyard homes that looked modest on the outside but luxurious inside. I fell in love with the architecture and vowed to build a courtyard home one day.

 

Cyprus gave me a real bed, a political headache, and a ferry schedule that boldly rejected the concept of time.

 

Friday, 14 September 2007

007 CYCLE TOURING TURKEY (1)

 

Tea, Hills, History, and Temperatures Designed to Kill Cyclists


Photo by Ed Carter


7 TURKEY (1)

881 Km – 18 Days

27 August – 13 September 2007


FLIP-BOOK

VOICEOVER


 

Prelude

By the time Turkey loomed ahead, I had acquired experience, tan lines, and a growing suspicion that maps were merely suggestions. Turkey promised history, hospitality, and hills—lots of hills—and I arrived prepared for culture, cuisine, and the possibility that my bicycle might choose this moment to revolt. I still believed I was in control of the journey. Turkey was about to clarify matters.

 

 

27 August – Bulgarian Border to Kirklareli (50 kilometres)

I have slept in some unusual places, but never in a hospital. Before leaving, I checked that all my organs were still present and accounted for.

We crossed into Turkey in sweltering heat. Eddie’s bicycle rim was cracked, so we headed to the nearest town and bike shop. The Turkish people were exceptionally kind, offering tea, watermelon, and coffee while we waited. The rim repair took longer than expected, and by the time it was done, it was raining. We stayed the night.

Kirklareli, our first Turkish town, turned out to be one of the earliest settlements in Europe. Turkey was already showing off.

 

28 August – Kirklareli to Safalan (96 kilometres)

Turkey is not flat. I learned this quickly. We spent the day cycling up and down hills toward Istanbul. We ended the day at a picnic area with a restaurant and restrooms — luxury, by our standards.

 

29–31 August - Safalan to Istanbul (137 kilometres)

We packed up early for the long ride to Istanbul. Cycling into Istanbul during peak traffic was like entering a video game set to “expert mode.” None of the campsites on the map existed anymore, so by 21h00 we gave up and found alternative accommodation. At least I saw the Mediterranean for the first time.

The next morning, we found a backpacker hostel near the Blue Mosque. The only available beds were on the roof, arranged so closely together that it resembled a giant sleepover for strangers. Naturally, the Baltic Cycle Group was there.

We explored Istanbul’s markets, mosques, and the Bosporus, where hopeful fishermen cast lines between continents.

Eddie headed home, and I joined the Baltic cyclists, who were going my way.

 

1 September – Istanbul to Bodrum (By Ferry)

Sleeping on the roof was impossible, so I went to the harbour early to buy a ferry ticket to Bodrum. The ferry had a pool, gym, and restaurants — a floating resort compared to my usual standards. I lounged by the pool all day, had a beer at sunset, and stayed up late watching the night sky.

 

2 September – Bodrum to Datca (by boat)

More swimming, more lounging. We reached Bodrum at 15h00 and boarded a ferry to Datca, arriving at 19h00. We camped on an open lot near the harbour, conveniently close to a shop selling beer and snacks. Priorities.

 

3 September – Datca to Marmaris (70 kilometres)

The coastal road to Marmaris was stunning, hilly, and hot. We stopped for breakfast and a swim. Turkish breakfast — bread, cheese, tomatoes, cucumber, olives, and ayran — became my new favourite thing.

Marmaris had little historical charm left after a 1957 earthquake, but the campsite was right on the beach. Watching the sunset with a cold beer, I felt life had peaked.

 

4 September – Marmaris to Mugla (54 kilometres)

The temperature hit 46°C. We crawled over mountains like wilted plants. In Ula, I got a haircut using only gestures. The result was… interpretive.

We met Burent, a friendly cyclist who guided us through Mugla’s old town. We camped at the public swimming pool — a first — with plenty of showers and a lovely lawn.

 

5 September – Mugla to Koycegiz to Dalyan (75 kilometres)

Burent led us out of town at 8h00. We reached Koycegiz early enough to take a boat to Dalyan and Turtle Beach. No turtles, but plenty of beauty. The Caunos tombs carved into cliffs were spectacular.

We camped in Dalyan and drank wine on a timber deck. Bliss.

 

6 September – Dalyan to Fethiye (Oludeniz) (75 kilometres)

Baltic Cycles was a fun group. During the day, everyone did their own thing. Bob from Scotland and Saline from New Zealand were the easiest to talk to. Ella from Poland communicated via gestures and a dictionary.

We stopped often for Gozleme — Turkish pancakes filled with deliciousness. The Turquoise Coast lived up to its name.

 

7 September – Fethiye to Patara

The Turkish were so hospitable that after a few vodkas, we decided to test how easy it was to hitchhike. Bob and I teamed up and immediately got a ride. Most drivers steered with one hand while the other held a phone or dangled out the window. I tried not to think about it.

 

8 September – Kas – Olympus – 90 kilometres

The route was mountainous but gorgeous. Swimming spots were everywhere. Turkey continued to impress with its history, scenery, and food.

Olympus was full of ancient ruins and modern hippies. The beach was stunning, and the mountains dramatic.

 

9 September – Olympus

We relaxed on cushions and the beach. At sunset, we hiked to see the eternal flames burning from vents in the hillside — natural gas fires that have been burning for 2,500 years. Mother Nature showing off again.

 

10 September – Olympus to  Antalya (90 kilometres)

Antalya, founded in 200 BC, was full of Roman ruins. Hadrian’s Gate and the Hıdırlık Tower were highlights. Turkey was becoming a crash course in ancient civilisations.

 

11–12 September – Antalya to Side (74 kilometres)

We followed the coast to Side, famous for beaches and Roman ruins. The 2nd‑century theatre seated 15,000 people. We admired it briefly before deciding we were “ruined out” and spent the rest of the time doing nothing.

 

13 September – Side to Alanya Ferry to Girne, Cyprus

After a classic Turkish breakfast, we cycled to Alanya and boarded a ferry to Cyprus. I parted ways with the Baltic cyclists, who headed to the Greek side. Since getting a Greek visa was nearly impossible, I stayed on the Turkish side.

 

Turkey fed me like family, humbled me like a mountain range, and then casually set the thermostat to “crispy.”


Sunday, 26 August 2007

006 CYCLE TOURING BULGARIA


Sunflowers, Rakia, and the First Test of My Sanity

By Eddie Carter

6 BULGARIA
507 Kilometres – 9 Days
17 August – 26 August 2007


 


 

Prelude

I entered Bulgaria confident, optimistic, and dangerously underqualified. Armed with a bicycle, a creatively interpreted visa, and the false belief that nodding was universal, I was ready to navigate a new country using logic, goodwill, and whatever that alphabet was doing. This would be my warm‑up stretch—nothing dramatic, just a gentle introduction to being wrong.

 

 

17 August – Oltenita, Romania to Silistra, Bulgaria (85 kilometres)

After a breakfast of fresh tomatoes and paprika from Peter’s garden — the kind of breakfast that makes you feel like a wholesome, agrarian goddess even though you haven’t washed your cycling shirt in a week — we hurried toward the Calarasi border to cross the Danube into Bulgaria.

I was concerned about my Romanian visa, which stated I could stay for two days and which I had interpreted as “twenty.” I handed over my passport with the confidence of a woman who absolutely does not have her story straight. The officials disappeared behind a screen, presumably to debate whether I was a harmless tourist or an incompetent criminal mastermind. They returned my passport without comment. I took this as a diplomatic victory.

Bulgaria immediately presented a new challenge: communication. Bulgarian uses the Cyrillic alphabet, which made every sign look like a puzzle I hadn’t been trained to solve. Worse, nodding means “no,” and shaking your head means “yes,” which is frankly unkind to foreigners. My first encounter with this cultural quirk happened while trying to find accommodation. The lady shook her head, so I prepared to cycle away — only for her to produce a key. I accepted the room and the fact that I would now be second‑guessing every human interaction in Bulgaria.

 

18 August – Silistra to Balchik (136 kilometres)

Bulgaria covers 110,994 square kilometres — roughly the size of Malawi, which I consider small, though perhaps that says more about my sense of scale than geography. Eddie and I headed toward Balchik on the Black Sea, pedalling through farmlands, cornfields, and sunflowers that stared at us like cheerful spectators who didn’t have to cycle 136 kilometres in the heat.

Balchik had no campsite, because, of course, it didn’t, so we cycled another 15 kilometres to Kavarna. The campsite there was idyllic, and we threw ourselves into the lukewarm Black Sea like two overheated seals.

 

19 August – Kavarna

We spent the following day at the beach and unexpectedly reunited with the Baltic Cycle Group from Bucharest. It was a fun night of drinking and trying to communicate. They spoke Polish. We did not. Vodka did the heavy lifting.

I had initially mistaken the Black Sea for a lake — a detail I kept to myself until I checked a map and realised it connects to the ocean via the Bosphorus, the Sea of Marmara, and the Dardanelles. At 436,400 square kilometres and over 2000 metres deep, it is decidedly not a lake. I pretended I had known this all along.

 

20 August – Kavarna to Kamcija via Varna (96 kilometres)

We continued toward the Turkish border, though navigation was complicated by signboards written in Bulgarian.  Still, we found a basic campsite in Varna with a decent beach and, once again, the Baltic Cycles. They were like a cheerful, vodka‑powered mirage that kept reappearing. The restaurant owner offered us Rakia, a fruit brandy strong enough to make you forget mosquito bites, your name, and possibly your nationality.

 

21 August – Kamcija

The next day was spent at leisure, chatting with fellow cyclists. Communication improved in direct proportion to vodka consumption. By evening, we were practically fluent in each other’s languages.

 

22 August – Kamcija to Nesebar (104 kilometres)

We settled into a comfortable routine: pack up, cycle, find a campsite, repeat. In Nesebar, we met a 70-year-old German man travelling the world by bike and trailer. His bicycle had no pedals. I didn’t ask questions. At his age, he had earned the right to travel however he pleased.

The campsite was excellent, and we stayed two days.

 

24–25 August – Nesebar to Yuk Camping (96 kilometres)

Thanks to the Baltic Cycle Group’s recommendation, we found one of the best campsites in the area. We stopped at Pomorie and Sozopol for swims, which were necessary because the weather was hot enough to roast a pepper on your pannier rack.

My fellow cyclists moved on, but I stayed to work on fading my cycling tan, which had reached “zebra” levels of contrast.

 

26 August – Yuk Camping to Border (75 kilometres)

Bulgaria’s terrain is diverse: coastline, mountains, and — in August — heat that could melt your will to live. The flies were relentless, buzzing around our heads like they were auditioning for a remake of The Birds.

Shortly before the Turkish border, we rolled into a small village for refreshments and ended up staying the night. There were no campsites or guesthouses, so we were directed to the hospital, which doubled as a guesthouse. I didn’t ask why. At this point in my travels, nothing surprised me.

 

left Bulgaria fluent in exactly two things: misreading Cyrillic and distrusting my own head movements.