Tuesday, 18 February 2020

154 CYCLE TOURING INDIA (3) Part 1

 

154 INDIA (3) Part 1






2,658 Kilometres – 72 Days

9 December 2019 – 17 February 2020



MAP

PHOTOS

 

 

8-9 December – Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia – Chennai, India

With affordable flights, it seemed that the further you travelled, the less expensive the ticket became. As a result, I flew to Chennai via New Delhi, India’s capital, arriving in Chennai around midday. My flight from Kuala Lumpur departed at 2 a.m., and with a three-hour layover in Delhi, I didn’t sleep at all since the seats couldn’t recline.

A costly taxi ride—partly due to my bicycle—took me to the city centre, where I was dropped off at Paradise Guesthouse. Ironically, it wasn’t much of a paradise; the rooms didn’t even come with towels. But then again, what can one expect for just $7?

I spent the remainder of the day relaxing and taking time to soak in the vibrant atmosphere of India, something that doesn’t happen all at once. Tuk-tuks jostled through traffic, holy cows meandered across busy main roads, and homeless people, often with a baby on their hip, smiled easily. Amidst the chaos, devotees prayed at pavement-side Hindu temples, while the sweet smell of incense mingled with the stench of sewage. It can all be somewhat overwhelming.

 

10 December – Chennai

India is a vast country, covering 3,287,263 square kilometres, making it the seventh largest in the world. It stretches from the snow-capped Kangchenjunga, the third-highest mountain in the world at 8,586 meters, to the warm, humid rice paddies of Kuttanad, which lies 2.2 meters below sea level. However, I planned to explore a different region, heading south along the coast to Kanyakumari, the southernmost point on mainland India.

Early in the morning, I reassembled my bicycle and set out on foot through the streets of Chennai. With a population of 1,372,000, India is always bustling with activity. Luckily, Chennai is a coastal city and home to the world’s second-longest urban beach, which offers a respite when needed. I often found myself the centre of attention, and dealing with the constant stares was challenging. Fortunately, the locals are friendly, making it easy to strike up conversations.

Tamil Nadu is known for its stunning temples, and I began my exploration at Kapalweshwarar Temple. This ornate and colourful Hindu temple is dedicated to Shiva and was reportedly built after the Portuguese destroyed the original in 1566.

As I walked towards Fort St. George, I passed the San Thome Cathedral (also built by the Portuguese) and Chennai’s lighthouse. After visiting the vibrant Kapalweshwarar Temple, I found the fort rather uninspiring, so I headed to a restaurant instead. While enjoying my palak mutter paneer, I observed renovation work on the magnificent Chepauk Palace and noted that many of the labourers were women.

 

11 December - Chennai – Mamallapuram – 65 km

Sometimes, I think only a video could truly capture the chaos and absurdity of my situation. Leaving Chennai was one of those days as I left Chennai amidst the morning traffic, alongside what felt like the city’s entire population of 10.4 million, including tuk-tuks, bicycle rickshaws, and the ever-present holy cows. Astonishingly, these cows wander randomly across busy highways, somehow making it to the other side. I, on the other hand, may not have been so lucky. Fortunately, drivers seemed aware of the slow-moving traffic, and I was by no means the only bicycle on the road.

As I made my way along the coast, I passed slum-like areas, fishing boats, and women selling whatever had been caught the night before. Men in longyis pedalled their wares on Hero bicycles, while roadside carts offered coconuts and sugarcane juice.

After about 15 kilometres, I took a break to rest my mind from the madness and stopped at a McDonald’s to see what was offered in a country where the cows are holy. My breakfast muffin came with egg and cheese, and fortunately, no meat patty. I couldn’t tell if this was standard or if only the breakfast muffin was meat-free. I found it a bit bland, especially since I’d already grown used to the bold, spicy flavours of Indian food.

Once back on the bike, I soon reached Chennai’s outskirts, where I encountered a new double-lane highway with a good shoulder. Thanks to a light tailwind, the ride to the temple town of Mamallapuram was easy and enjoyable.

Mamallapuram is renowned for its rock-cut temples, which date back to the 7th and 8th centuries. The town is a designated UNESCO World Heritage Site, and it came as no surprise that the town was heavily touristy, offering plenty of accommodation and food, along with all the usual tourist trappings. Vendors sold Indian clothing, jewellery, and trinkets from Tibet, and the UNESCO status was reflected in the prices.

I spent the rest of my day exploring this fascinating town. After enjoying a plate of momos and a rather expensive beer (since alcohol is not sold in the city), I returned to my typical Indian room.

 

12-13 December – Mamallapuram – Puducherry (Pondicherry) – 101 km

After coffee and breakfast at Joe’s, I set out from Mamallapuram along the Bay of Bengal, heading toward Puducherry. The road varied from excellent to narrow, with no shoulder. Fortunately, the route was often shaded, as trucks and buses had gradually created a tunnel through the overhanging branches. In India, however, change is constant; regardless of the road conditions, it will soon change.

I stopped for coconut juice and ginger tea and chatted with friendly locals. The good rains had filled the rice paddies, and everyone seemed busy either working in the fields or leading cattle to greener pastures.

Many moons ago, in 1523, the Portuguese arrived in Chennai, followed nearly a century later by the British and the French. In 1746, the French launched an attack and captured the British-built fort. It didn’t take long for the British to recapture it, after which the French sailed to Pondicherry, which remained under French rule until 1954. To this day, the old part of town is lined with French-style townhouses, coffee shops, and restaurants.

I chose to stay at a popular ashram guesthouse, where the sparse rooms were clean, and the courtyard was filled with plants. A ground-floor air-conditioned room costs 950 rupees (about $13.50). I could have found a less expensive place, but I was too lazy to carry my panniers up the stairs.

Before sunrise, the streets are cleaned, and kolams are drawn every morning. Kolams are decorative patterns believed to bring prosperity to homes, and new ones are created daily.

I woke to heavy rain, which made it easy to decide to stay another day. While wandering the streets, I bought myself a new compact camera. I shouldn’t have spent that much money on it, but what's done is done. The market became the perfect place to try out my new toy, given the rainy weather.

 

14 December – Pondicherry – Chidambaram - 80 km

I woke up to a drizzle and damp laundry, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to leave. However, the weather soon cleared up, so I packed my belongings and cycled to Auroville, a community of foreigners living in the forest. This settlement has about 25,000 residents from all over the globe, and I noticed many organic farms, restaurants, and artistic shops. The community is dedicated to peace, sustainability, and divine consciousness.

From Auroville, I planned to cycle past the fossil woods, but it was getting late. After a quick stop for a cup of milk tea, I was back on my way. The secondary road I intended to take petered out, so I returned to the bustling main street, its deafening noise.

Along the roadside, stands served freshly squeezed orange and coconut juice, which I didn’t mind at all. My snacks tend to vary from country to country, and in India they include samosas, vadas, and pakoras. With a bag full of goodies, I continued my journey to Chidambaram.

I chose to stay overnight in Chidambaram to visit the Nataraja temple complex. I was soaked as I cycled into the hectic town centre during a heavy rainstorm. The first hotel I tried claimed they were full, but I wasn’t convinced. Not far from there, I found a local place that charged only 300 rupees, though the price reflected the lack of cleanliness.

After enjoying a massive dosa and more sweet tea, I headed to the temple, which featured an enormous courtyard with a lovely cool breeze. According to legend, Shiva and Kali had a dance-off judged by Vishnu. During the contest, Shiva dropped an earring and picked it up with his foot, a move Kali couldn’t replicate. As a result, Shiva won the title of Nataraja, or Lord of the Dance, and to this day, people come to worship him.

 

15 December – Chidambaram – Kumbakonam – 78 km

Instead of cycling along the coast, I decided to veer inland and head to Kumbakonam, known for its 18 colourful temples. It was a relief to ride on a rural road, where the sounds of temple chanting drifted gently across the rice paddies and where villagers lived in nipa huts and bathed in rivers. The junction towns were just as hectic as the larger cities, with men huddled together drinking chai in corrugated iron sheds, while women cared for goats and attended to their treasured cows.

About halfway to Kumbakonam, I stopped at the World Heritage-listed Chola temple of Gangaikondacholapuram—quite a mouthful! This massive 49-meter-tall temple features a significant Nandi (a sacred bull) facing its entrance. Unfortunately, I bumped my foot against a protruding metal pipe and feared I had broken my second toe. Fortunately, I could continue cycling as long as I didn’t have to stop unexpectedly.

Upon reaching Kumbakonam, I attempted to tape my toes together with duct tape, but it provided little relief from the pain and discomfort. Instead, it attracted even more attention to my swollen foot. I was starving, having not eaten all day, and I hobbled to the nearest Meals restaurant, where food was served on banana leaves.

Finding beer in Tamil Nadu was challenging, as it could only be purchased at government wine shops. These shops sold liquor from behind bars, and my presence there certainly drew attention. I suspected that women seldom frequented such places. With my beer in a brown paper bag clutched under my arm, I limped back to my budget room. What a pathetic sight I must have made—LOL!

 

16-18 December – Kumbakonam – Trichy – 101 km

I cried out in pain and frustration when I accidentally bumped my toe against the foot of the bed. The word “fuck” escaped my lips with alarming frequency. To numb the pain, I applied lotion and took a Cataflam. I wished I had shoes with solid, stiff soles like cycling shoes instead of my flexible slip-on sandals.

With no other option, I packed up and cycled out of Kumbakonam. Riding was less painful than walking, as long as I positioned the pedal under my heel rather than the ball of my foot.

I intended to stop at Darasuram's Airavatesvara Temple, which was constructed between 1146 and 1173, but before I realised it, I had already passed the turn-off. A few kilometres later, I arrived in Thanjavur, a historic city known as a cultural hub from which Hinduism spread beyond India’s borders.

Thanjavur offered two remarkable sites: the Royal Palace and the Brihadishwara Temple. I’ll spare you the long version, but I will mention that the Chola dynasty of southern India was one of the longest-ruling dynasties in world history. All the temples I visited date back to this magical time in India. Unfortunately, maintenance work was underway at the Brihadishwara Temple, making the complex less photogenic. Still, the intricate details were mind-blowing. I initially considered staying overnight in Thanjavur, as it must be a wonderful place to visit at sunset. However, after visiting both temples and the palace early in the day, I decided to continue on to Trichy, another 60 kilometres down the road.

The ride was relatively easy, as I had grown accustomed to the chaotic junction towns where all one could do was laugh at the sheer madness of it all. The song “Livin’ on a Prayer” came to mind.

Having left Thanjavur well past midday, I finally reached Trichy at around 5 p.m. amidst the craziest traffic imaginable. I pulled into the first budget option I found. Oddly enough, it turned out to be the exact place I had stayed nearly 11 years earlier during my first cycling trip around India, en route from Pakistan to Nepal.

The following day, I decided to explore Trichy by visiting the famous Rockfort Temple and the Sri Ranganathaswamy Temple. Instead of cycling, I flagged down a tuk-tuk, which made travel much easier—both on my stress levels and my sore toe. First, I went to the Rockfort Temple, situated atop a massive rocky outcrop. Climbing to the top took some effort, but the stunning views of the city below made it worthwhile. Afterwards, I shared a tuk-tuk with three Indian ladies heading to the Sri Ranganathaswamy Temple, which is likely India’s most significant temple, featuring 49 Vishnu shrines and seven gopurams (ornate entrance gates).

I needed to do my laundry, but I couldn’t find washing powder. The next day, I made a more serious effort and bought a small sachet at a hole-in-the-wall shop. As my laundry was still dripping wet the next morning, I paid for an additional night and took it easy, as I wasn’t feeling well.

 

19-20 December - Trichy – Madurai – 130 km

I thought I was coming down with the flu and hoped it wasn’t dengue fever. I packed up and cycled to Madurai, which turned out to be a challenging day. The ride was dreadfully slow, and I felt awful and lacked energy, but I persevered nonetheless. The only interesting thing I noticed along the way was a Christian church that mimicked the local religious buildings, clearly incorporating elements of both Islam and Hinduism. This mix of styles isn’t all that surprising, as religions have been blending and borrowing from each other for centuries. I find all religions interesting and bizarre, and I wholeheartedly believe that they should all be taught in schools.

I can't describe my relief at finally reaching Madurai (traffic and all) and finding a room where I could lie down. My plan was always to stay the next day and revisit the famous Meenakshi Temple. Despite feeling dreadful, I dragged myself to the temple. Once again, I was amazed by the massive complex, which is said to be the epitome of Indian temple architecture. Unfortunately, photography was only allowed from the outside.

I suspected that I had contracted a mild case of dengue fever, and I say “mild” because if it were anything like my previous two cases, I wouldn’t have been able to leave the bed. The body aches, pain behind my eyes, fever, diarrhoea (which made the walk from the temple an ordeal), and a dry cough made me fear the worst. Consequently, I planned on staying a few days in Madurai. It was frustrating. (In hindsight, I contracted the dreaded COVID-19 virus, though I was unaware of it at the time.)

Eventually, I started to feel better and was able to walk up the few stairs to my room without needing to rest. I even managed a slow walk to the Palace, just to get out of the room and move my legs.

While resting, I realised something interesting: you can't simply order a "curry" in India. That's right; there is no such dish. The term "curry" actually comes from the British, derived from the Tamil word "kari," meaning "sauce." I found myself in Tamil Nadu, where I was.

Eventually, I felt much better and planned to leave Madurai the next day. However, I wasn’t sure if that was a good idea since the 25th is a public holiday in India. It’s primarily a bank holiday rather than a religious one. Despite having over 900 million Hindus, India’s constitution doesn’t recognise any official government religion. According to the 2011 census, approximately 80% of the population identifies as Hindu, 14% as Muslim, 2.3% as Christian, and about 1.7% as Sikh. With these figures in mind, a holiday like Christmas is more of a festive gathering, similar to how I would celebrate Diwali at home—not fully understanding what it entails but enjoying a drink or two and maybe shooting off some fireworks. I imagine it could be slightly inappropriate for Hindus. I didn't like the idea of travelling on such days, but I was more than ready to leave my cramped room.

I’m not a spiritual or religious person and don’t celebrate any specific holiday. Still, these celebrations serve as a reminder of how similar all religions are. Each seems to have a holiday filled with light, joy, and giving. These are occasions for families to gather, often dressed in new clothes, as they celebrate and share their good fortune by giving gifts or money. It’s a day when people forget about work, count their blessings, indulge in food (often too much), and celebrate family and friends. I may even don a red pointy hat—peace to all.

Bicycle rickshaws remain a popular mode of transportation in India. I always feel sympathy for drivers,, as it is back-breaking work. While walking the streets of Madurai, I was approached and offered a tour of the temple area. Although I had seen most of it, the chap was incredibly enthusiastic, so I accepted his offer. Initially, I considered just giving him the 100 rupees he requested for an hour’s tour, but his excitement encouraged me to join him.

It turned out to be a humbling experience. Not only did he take me around, but he also acted as a tour guide, pointing out interesting markets and customs. Our tour lasted over two hours, and he was immensely proud of his work; it nearly brought tears to my eyes. As he passed by friends and acquaintances, he announced to them where I was from (or at least that’s what I thought he said), which was a bit embarrassing. Nevertheless, his big grin made it hard not to like him. I gave him all the money I had left, which wasn’t much since I hadn’t taken my wallet or camera when I stepped out. His reaction to the 500 rupees (about $7) made me feel as though he had never been paid that much for two hours' work.

India has 780 languages, the second-highest number in the world after Papua New Guinea, which has 839. Contrary to what I believed, Hindi isn’t the official language of India. Instead, the Constitution of India doesn’t grant any language the status of a national language. With 780 languages, I guess it’s best to leave that can of worms alone. English is widely understood and spoken, but approximately 50% of the population speaks Hindi as their first language. To complicate matters further, most states have their own official languages.

 

25 December - Madurai – Sattur – 106 km

The streets were still quiet when I cycled out of Madurai, heading toward Dhanushkodi. It is just a stone's throw from Sri Lanka; there is no ferry connection. The area has a fascinating history, but after travelling 15 kilometres, I realised I was cycling into the prevailing wind. At that moment, I made a U-turn and redirected my route through the farmlands toward Kanyakumari.

Along the way, the settlements were relatively rural, and I received numerous curious stares from the locals. Farmers were drying their grain crops on the tarmac, waiting for vehicles to pass so they could winnow the grains. I recognised some of the crops as jowar (sorghum), ragi (an extremely nutritious millet), and bajra (another type of millet). I’m not entirely sure if that’s accurate, as I don’t know much about these grains or if they are technically seeds.

It was a relatively short cycling day, and I arrived early in Sattur, situated on the banks of the Vaippar River. Unfortunately, there wasn’t much to do in town since it was a small hamlet with a population of about 30,000. However, there were more than enough eateries around to keep me satisfied until morning.

 

26 December – Sattur – Tirunelveli – 90 km

I left after enjoying my usual morning chai, and no sooner had I started my journey when the sky suddenly darkened and took on an unusual glow. Looking up, I realised it was a solar eclipse, so I pulled over to take a few photos. Unfortunately, my attempts were not very successful, and I ended up with only a few strange, disappointing pictures, partly because of the filter I used. Although I set up my tripod, I was on a bridge, and vibrations from passing vehicles disturbed the ground.

Next, I headed to Vettuvan Koil, an 8th-century rock-cut temple that remains unfinished. According to legend, a rivalry between a father and son ended with the son's death after he completed his sculpture on the lower hills first, angering the father. In his rage, the father killed the son, and the shrine was left unfinished. However, the hike to the top was worth it. Not only did it provide a stunning view of the tiny, colourful village below, but it also showcased some fascinating rock-cut carvings.

After visiting the temple, I continued toward Tirunelveli, about 45 kilometres away, passing through a very rural part of India. I received a lot of well-meaning attention from the locals, and once again, I was impressed by India. It seemed that the entire region was being transformed into a large wind farm. Well done, India!

 

27 December – Tirunvelveli – Kanyakumari – 89 km

The journey to Kanyakumari was uneventful as I travelled through what is known as India’s deep south. I only made one stop for tea, fudge, and vegetable puffs. As I cycled, the number of wind turbines increased, and I enjoyed the ride with the wind at my back. However, I was concerned that things might change once I rounded the southern tip of the subcontinent.

Kanyakumari was a complete madhouse, and it felt as if the entire population of India, which is around 1.3 billion, had descended on this small town for the weekend. Schools had a 10-day break during this time, and everyone seemed to be on holiday. All the hotels were fully booked, and the only available room cost 2,000 rupees. This room came without a top sheet, hot water, or a towel. I was a bit frustrated, as it felt like they were taking advantage of the situation, but there was nothing I could do. It was simply a matter of demand and supply.

What is intriguing about Kanyakumari is not only its position as the southernmost tip of the Indian subcontinent but also its location along the coasts of the Bay of Bengal, the Arabian Sea, and the Indian Ocean. Unfortunately, the overwhelming crowds made my experience less enjoyable.

After taking a few photos of the Vivekananda Memorial, situated 400 meters offshore and dedicated to Swami Vivekananda, and the statue of Thiruvalluvar, an ancient Tamil poet, I decided to retreat to the calm of my room.

 

28–31 December 2019 – Kanyakumari – Kovalam – 94 km

It was the first morning I felt relatively healthy after my illness, which was fortunate because it turned out to be a rather hilly ride. Little did I know that this rollercoaster of energy would continue for some time. The coastal road along the Laccadive Sea was particularly scenic, leading me past small fishing hamlets, deserted beaches, and traditional boat builders. At every water stop, I was met with a barrage of questions, mainly “What’s your good name?”, “What’s your country?”, and “How old are you?”

Halfway through my journey, I crossed into Kerala, well known for its beautiful backwaters, which were visible from the start. As the day progressed, I faced one last hill before arriving in the picturesque town of Kovalam, a popular tourist beach destination.

It was the first time I had encountered Western tourists since cycling from Chennai. The beachfront was lined with hotels and restaurants, marking a shift from inexpensive rooms and cheap eats to pricier accommodations overlooking the beach. Although lovely, the cost was far beyond my budget, and I knew I would need to search for cheaper lodging in the morning. Still, the location was fantastic, and the beach looked incredibly inviting; the sound of the ocean made it feel like paradise.

The next day, I set out on a quest for a more affordable place to stay. I treated myself to a leg wax and pedicure, so I wouldn’t look too scruffy while walking around.

The following two days were spent relaxing, as there wasn’t much to do in the small town of Kovalam. New Year’s Eve celebrations began early, featuring at least four bands playing along the roughly one-kilometre-long beachfront. It became a cacophony of deafening music that lasted all night. Domestic tourists thoroughly enjoyed it, following the bands up and down the beach. Midnight arrived with a few firecrackers, but no grand fireworks displays.

 

1 January 2020 – Kovalam – Varkala – 61 km

I was glad to leave Kovalam because I couldn't sit around doing nothing for too long. Upon leaving, I was required to walk my bike up a steep hill to the main road, which I managed only with the help of a friendly shop owner. It was only the first day of the year, and I had already experienced my first random act of kindness. I doubt I would have made it on my own, as cycling in slip-on sandals has its disadvantages. The hill was so steep that I kept sliding out of my sandals.

The rest of the day featured a short but pleasant ride through rural areas, where a foreign woman on a bicycle was clearly a novelty. I enjoyed a breakfast stop at a tiny roadside stall, where the owner seemed surprised to see a foreigner at his humble booth. The meal consisted of two tostadas, a breakfast dish made with rice flour and coconut, served with a masala egg, and accompanied by a glass of masala tea.

My route followed a narrow road bordered by the ocean on one side and the backwaters on the other, making for an enjoyable ride. The strip of land between the road and the sea was so narrow that there was barely enough space for any dwellings. Most of the buildings along the ocean were in ruins and may have been remnants of the 2004 tsunami. A retaining wall had been added to protect against rough seas.

Once I reached Varkala, finding accommodation was quick since most domestic tourists had already left. However, the beach was still crowded, primarily with Indian tourists and only a few foreigners. The room prices had nearly returned to normal, at 700 Indian rupees for a decent room with a hot-water shower and a large balcony, just 250 meters from the beach. I had plenty of time to swim, enjoy a meal of chana masala, and, of course, more tea.

 

2-3 January – Varkala – Alappuzha – 112 km

In India, I am often asked, “Why are you travelling by bicycle?” It’s hard to answer, as there isn’t a social or moral justification for what I do. Some might even label it as selfish since I’m simply pursuing what I enjoy. Others call me brave, which I find a bit embarrassing because I don’t consider myself fearless. In reality, it would have been braver to stay in the city and work in the concrete jungle until retirement. The truth is, my nonconformist personality makes me ill-suited for a conventional life in a structured society, so roaming freely is the best choice for me. I suppose it’s easier to say, “That’s what I enjoy doing.”

I stuck mostly to the coastal road, enjoying a slow, scenic ride. Unfortunately, devastating floods swept through Kerala in 2018. Though the region recovered remarkably quickly, a few coastal roads were only repaired by adding a layer of gravel, resulting in a bumpy ride. Halfway through the day, I decided to switch to the main road. While it was far more comfortable, it was also somewhat uninteresting, as is usually the case with main roads.

The most intriguing part of my journey was cycling right into a protest. I'm not sure what the demonstration was about, but thousands of men had gathered. The police guided me through the crowd like a celebrity, and the masses parted, reminiscent of Moses and the Red Sea. I was relieved to make it through the chaos, and since the road was closed to vehicles, I had the path to myself as I entered the city.

The Dream Nest Stay Hostel is a cheap and relaxing place. A room with just a mattress on the floor cost only 150 rupees, so I paid for two nights, did my laundry, and caught up on everything I had neglected.

 

4-5 January – Alappuzha – Fort Kochi – 60 km

A short ride took me from Alappuzha to Fort Kochi, a place rich in Portuguese, Dutch, and British history. Kochi's history stretches back many centuries, and St. Francis Church, located in town, is the oldest church in India. Vasco da Gama arrived in 1498 and constructed a fort here, giving Fort Kochi its name. The area remained under Portuguese control for 160 years, until the Dutch captured the fort and held it for 112 years. Finally, in 1795, the British took control, and the region remained under British rule until India gained independence in 1947. Long before Europeans arrived along the Malabar Coast, Arabian and Chinese traders frequented the area in search of spices such as pepper, cinnamon, cardamom, cloves, and sandalwood.

I found it particularly fascinating that there is a neighbourhood called Jew Town, complete with a synagogue. It is believed that Jews arrived in India from Judea during King Solomon's reign and became known as Malabari Jews. However, I think only a small number of Jewish people remain in the town today.

Today, Fort Kochi is known for its Chinese fishing nets, laid-back travellers’ lifestyle, and artistic cafes. As always, the backstreets were more captivating, and during my explorations, I stumbled upon the washing ghats. In this intriguing place, laundry is still done by hand. Men stood knee-deep in water, washing and wringing out clothes before hanging them up to dry in the sun.

In the evening, I purchased a ticket for a Kathakali show. The makeup used in the performance is highly elaborate and takes over an hour to apply, allowing the public to observe the process. I watched for a few minutes before rushing to the waterfront to capture some photos of the Chinese fishing nets at sunset. However, I didn’t wait for the sunset, as I didn’t want to miss the show, which started at 6 p.m., while sunset was at 6:15. After taking a few shots, I hurried back to the theatre to enjoy the performance. Kathakali is all about storytelling using hand signals, facial expressions, and eye movements. Interestingly, before the show, seeds of the Chunda flower are placed under the eyelids to turn the eyes red. It’s impressive to think they perform this routine every night, 365 days a year.

I spent the rest of the evening at the hostel, chatting and enjoying a Kingfisher beer with other travellers.

 

6 January – Fort Kochi – Chavakkad – 90 km

I wasn't feeling very energetic after going to bed past 2:00 a.m. Fortunately, the ride was easy and enjoyable. I took the Fort Kochi ferry to Vypin Island, a narrow strip of land nestled between the ocean and the backwaters. At first, the main road was too busy for my liking, so I tried a minor coastal road, but it turned out to be bumpy and full of potholes, which sent me back to the chaos of the main road.

After another ferry ride to the mainland, I found a much quieter road that wound through small, one-lane fishing villages. With all my zigzagging, I didn’t cover much ground, so I decided to call it a day in Chavakkad, where there were plenty of accommodations and dining options.

 

7 January – Chavakkad – Kozhikode (Calicut) – 90 km

Phew, what a slow ride it turned out to be! The road was quite bumpy, ranging from excellent to nearly impassable at times. Fortunately, two ferry rides across rivers made the day slightly shorter than expected. That said, it was mostly a lovely ride along the coast.

Cycling in India can be taxing at times, as the constant attention can be overwhelming. From small children to the elderly, everyone seems interested in what you’re doing, all with the best intentions, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. As a woman, even at my age, I still receive the usual whistles and hisses, which I could do without. Occasionally, I am approached with more inappropriate intentions, but they usually back off quickly once they notice the age difference. It’s the only time in my life when being older has worked to my advantage. I never thought there would be perks to old age, but here we are.

During the day, I met two other cyclists heading south: one from Spain and another from Tunisia. They had met somewhere along their journey and were cycling together for the time being.

Once in Calicut, I had to navigate the chaotic evening traffic to reach the Alakapuri Hotel. The hotel, built around a courtyard, featured motel-style rooms that were perfect. The on-site restaurant, where I could unwind with a beer, was an added bonus. But first, I needed to do laundry and fix a flat tyre before I could relax with a cold Kingfisher.

 

8 January – Calicut – Kannur – 93 km

Shortly after I left, I found out there was a nationwide strike across India. The upside was that I had the roads almost to myself and could speed to Kannur in record time. However, not a single restaurant or shop was open. While food wasn’t a top priority, water was essential. Fortunately, I found two stands that were selling water. Thank goodness for that.

I made one stop at the Thalassery Fort, which was the first fort built by the British along the Malabar Coast in 1705. The fort contains numerous secret rooms and a tunnel that leads to the Arabian Sea.

Once I arrived in Kannur, I found a budget hotel. Luckily, most Indian hotels offer "room service," which means they will purchase food and deliver it to your room. I was more than happy to take advantage of this and ordered two meals, which seemed to confuse the staff as they repeated my order three times.

 

9 January – Kannur – Kasaragod – 100 km

The day began with an early morning ferry crossing. These boats never cease to amaze me; as I mentioned earlier, the fare is only 5 or 10 Indian rupees. They must operate as a charity because each boat has a captain, a ticket seller, and a ticket collector who collects the tickets and promptly drops them in the river. I usually paid the same fare for my bicycle. These rides are typically just short enough for the other passengers to ask about my name, country, and age.

Just beyond the river, my route came to an abrupt stop at a railway line. While I pondered how to get my bike across the double tracks, a friendly man offered to carry it for me. He seemed to underestimate its weight, as soon sweat was dripping down his face. I encouraged him by complimenting his strength, fearing he might abandon the bike in the middle of the tracks.

The Malabar coast is dotted with forts, but I only visited Bekal Fort. Built around 1650, it is the largest fort in India and, indeed, massive.

From Bekal, it was just 15 kilometres to Kasaragod, where a modest room on the outskirts of town, facing the traffic toward the city centre, became my temporary home.

Here’s a funny story from my day: You may recall that I broke a toe about three weeks ago. It was healing, and I could walk without a limp. However, the amusing part was that when I curled my toes, the injured toe stuck straight up, resembling a rude gesture. I wondered if it would ever return to normal. Hahaha, one never knows when you might need to use it!

 

10 January - Kasaragod – Camp 21 – 40 km

The accommodations the previous night were extremely basic. Out of the three sliding devices on the door, two were broken, leaving only the bottom one intact. I approached the reception to inquire about the hotel’s safety. Naturally, they assured me it was safe and moved me to a different room. However, the new room was filthy and had only one functional sliding lock, which was thankfully positioned in the middle of the door. I’ve stayed in some questionable places before, but this one was far worse than any I had experienced.

Around 2 a.m., I heard angry voices and the sound of someone kicking a door, explaining the missing latches. Feeling uneasy, I packed my belongings and left the hotel. At the reception, the two staff members were fast asleep and seemed surprised to see me, but they let me check out. I then cycled to the nearest decent hotel in pitch darkness in what was clearly not the best part of town. The staff were also in bed but woke up to check me in. I felt immense relief upon arriving at a proper hotel that had an elevator, towels, bed sheets, and even air conditioning.

It was well past 3 a.m. by the time I finally got into bed and managed to have a decent, albeit short, night’s sleep.

The next morning, shortly after 8 o’clock, I cycled out of Kasaragod. Fortunately, there are always sugarcane juice vendors around to help boost energy levels. Upon reaching Camp 21, a secluded stretch of beach with two nipa huts and camping options, I knew this was where I wanted to stay,, so I parked my bike and made myself comfortable.

 

11 January – Camp 21 – Udupi – 72 km

The eclipse of the moon never materialised, or I had the wrong date or time. I waited and waited, but nothing happened. At least I was in bed by 1 a.m. and slept soundly until I was awakened by chanting from a nearby temple. Not a bad way to start the day. The chanting was related to the annual pilgrimage to the Sabarimala Sree Dharma Sastha Temple, dedicated to the Hindu celibate deity Ayyappan. It is said to be one of the largest yearly pilgrimages in the world, with an estimated 40 to 50 million devotees visiting each year.

For days, I had witnessed thousands of vehicles richly decorated with flowers and flags heading toward the temple. The temple has a rich history and is located within the Periyar Tiger Reserve. I understood that the temple is only open once a year during this time. The pilgrimage to Sabarimala involves a 41-day penance that includes a strict vegetarian diet, celibacy, abstinence from alcohol, and refraining from cutting nails or hair. It’s a complex pilgrimage with many rules, and I wasn’t going to try to understand it.

I spent most of the day cycling along the main road, as finding minor roads was nearly impossible. Local knowledge informed me that there were no ferries across the rivers. I tried a few times but often ended up back on the main road. At least I met some super-friendly people along the way.

Upon arriving in Udupi, I found that all the hotels were fully booked. I wondered if it was due to the Sabarimala festival or if the town had always been this popular. Udupi is home to a highly regarded 13th-century Krishna Temple, which makes it an important pilgrimage site for Hindus.

After unsuccessful attempts to find accommodation close to the temple, I turned to Booking.com for help. Finally, I found a place closer to the town centre. I planned to visit the temple the following morning and decided to stay an additional day to catch up on my usual chores.

The next day was spent tending to neglected duties, leaving little time for exploration. However, the day beckoned another visit to Sri Krishna Temple, which resembles an ashram, with various lodgings and restaurants and hosting multiple performances. The area was bustling with thousands of devotees, and I enjoyed the evening carnival atmosphere.

 

January 13 - Udupi - Murdeshwar – 103 km

I woke to a racket outside my window and found the market buzzing with activity. It was time to get up anyway, and after a cup of coffee, I set out from Udupi on my bicycle. The route left Kerala and entered Karnataka, which was slightly more undulating but equally scenic. The rivers were busy, and I was surprised by the amount of fishing, especially since many people are vegetarians. After cycling 20 kilometres, I stopped for breakfast. The rest of the day was smooth and easy, with just a few stops for refreshing sugarcane or coconut juice.

Around 3:30 p.m., I cycled into the dusty temple town of Murdeshwar, a beachside pilgrimage town. A room cost a modest 500 rupees, and I took a leisurely stroll to the 18-storey Shri Murdeshwar Temple. Alongside hundreds of pilgrims, I rode the elevator to the top floor, where I enjoyed beautiful views of the surrounding beaches and a colossal statue of Shiva.

After sunset, there wasn’t much to do, so I retreated to my room, ordered room service, and enjoyed a relaxing evening.

 

14-15 January – Murdeshwar – Gokarna – 78 km

Exploring the smaller roads always brings a sense of adventure, and as I cycled through tiny traditional settlements, one stood out. Even in these remote areas, roads can be congested, requiring careful navigation through crowds to reach the centre. However, the sense of discovery and the thrill of the unknown kept me engaged and excited.

Eventually, I turned off toward the pilgrim town of Gokarna. The town is famous for two reasons: firstly, it is a holy place where pilgrims traditionally wash in the ocean before visiting the temples; secondly, it has become popular with alternative Europeans, drawn by its beaches and spiritual offerings. This mix made Gokarna immensely fascinating, and I decided to stay for two nights.

 

16 January – Gokarna - Patnam Beach, Palolem – 87 km

Leaving Gokarna, I found myself on a small, bumpy road, bustling with school buses and motorbikes. The road abruptly ended at the Gangavali River, but I was fortunate to find a small boat that ferried people across, and they were more than happy to help with my bicycle. I couldn't help but notice the curiosity in the locals' eyes, some of whom seemed slightly suspicious of the foreigner in their midst. However, their initial wariness quickly turned into warm hospitality as they offered their assistance with my bike and panniers on the other side.

From there, I embarked on a hilly ride along a rural road, but sadly, that path also ended, leaving me no choice but to continue on the main road. Cycling along a main road can feel tedious, like watching paint dry. Thankfully, the road was in good condition, making the journey easier. Unfortunately, due to a strike in Karnataka, all businesses were closed, making it nearly impossible to find water, let alone food,, as the strike brought the entire region to a standstill.

Once I crossed the border into Goa, finding something to eat was a priority. From there, it was only a short ride to the beach town of Palolem. Along the way, I met another cyclist heading south. We exchanged stories about our journeys, shared tips about the road ahead, and even bonded over our love for cycling. It’s always delightful to chat with fellow riders, sharing where we’re from and where we're headed.

After crossing the border into Goa, my first priority was to find something to eat. It was just a short ride to the beach town of Palolem. Along the way, I met another cyclist heading south. We exchanged stories about our journeys, shared tips about the road ahead, and bonded over our love for cycling. It's always a delight to chat with fellow riders, sharing where we’re from and where we’re headed.

Palolem is situated along two beautiful bays filled with beach huts, and it didn't take long to find a suitable one to stay in. I couldn't recall the last time I had seen so many white people in one place—they all looked alike to me! Hahaha!

Micky’s was the ideal spot, complete with a bar and restaurant on the beach—a true paradise. They hosted an open-mic night in authentic Goan style, and I was amazed by the talent on display. Choosing to stay for two nights was an easy decision.

 

18 January – Palolem Beach – Agonda – 10 km

I felt ready to move on, but I didn’t get far because just over the hill was the picturesque Agonda Beach. There, I found rows of beach huts, a restaurant, a bar, and shops selling all sorts of trinkets and clothing. I loved everything they offered, from the jewellery to the colourful hippie-style clothing, and if I could, I would have bought it all. Instead, I decided to rent a beach hut and relax for the rest of the day.

Before sunset, I went for a 20-minute jog and was pleased to discover that my toe seemed to have healed. I still hadn’t tried running with my running shoes, but I planned to give it a go next time, as I didn’t think I would ever become a barefoot runner.

 

19 January – Agonda - Panaji – 80 km

I was slow to leave and ended up departing from my comfortable accommodation quite late. The ride was hilly, to say the least, and the last 15 kilometres were along a road that was being rebuilt—what a mess! Still, I was quite impressed with this ambitious project.

Panaji, the state capital, is a laid-back, easy-going town known for its historic Portuguese quarters and traditional Portuguese-style architecture. I cycled through the narrow streets lined with brightly painted colonial-style buildings, looking for accommodation. There were plenty of options, though most catered to higher-income tourists, so it took some time to find a suitable place to stay.

 

20 January – Panaji – Arambol – 45 km

I left Panaji on a ferry across the Mandovi River, which even had a floating casino. The cycling route to Singuerim was smooth, and I made a quick stop at the Aguada Fortress.

As I cycled along the old Portuguese coastal trade route, it struck me that much of what I’d learned in school wasn’t entirely accurate. The discovery of the sea route to India from Europe, via the Cape of Good Hope, was under the command of Vasco da Gama. What was often omitted was that the great Mr. da Gama hired an Indian navigator to help sail along the Kenyan coast to India. In the typical arrogance of the time (1498), he never bothered to record this person’s name. Without this unnamed navigator, da Gama might never have reached India. I wonder if anyone knows the name of the Indian who contributed to one of the most significant discoveries of a sea route.

Once I arrived in Arambol, I found the Peace Garden, which had a restaurant and a few nipa huts. The huts were quite basic but had a bathroom, and since they cost only 400 rupees, I decided to stay.

Originally, I planned to stay just a day or two, but by the second day, I enrolled in a five-day yoga course and ended up staying much longer than I had anticipated. Goa had changed tremendously over the years, but I still considered it the largest gathering of alternative individuals anywhere—except maybe in Dahab, Bangkok, and Otres. In the evenings, Arambol Beach turned into a lively scene, with dozens of aspiring artists practising their newly acquired skills or selling their creations. Few things brought me more joy than strolling along the beach at sunset and taking in all that was happening around me.

Feeling a bit bored, I decided to use the Internet. During this time, I ordered a few supplements online, something I probably shouldn’t have done. Unfortunately, by the time my yoga course finished, my order still hadn’t arrived, and I waited (not very patiently) for the next two days. With not much else to do, I spent my time playing with my camera.

A friend asked about the forehead markings often seen in India. I know these markings are called tilakas or bindis. I’ve seen sadhus, or holy men, with horizontal white lines across their foreheads and others with vertical lines going from their noses to their hairlines. Some have big red dots between their eyes, which I believe are known as tilakas. Women mainly wear bindis. Indian women traditionally do not wear wedding rings; instead, they wear a red dot on their forehead, which is said to protect against negativity. I enjoy wearing the sparkly, sticky bindis from time to time because they are beautiful, though I’m not sure if it’s considered inappropriate.

In my opinion, tilakas mainly indicate a person’s religion. Those who worship Vishnu or Krishna typically wear two vertical lines, while followers of Shiva wear three horizontal lines that symbolise Shiva’s third eye. Red powder markings are typically associated with worshipping the goddess Devi or Kali. As I mentioned, please don’t quote me on this.

After waiting an extra week for my online supplement order to arrive, I finally packed up and left my humble hut.

 

3 February – Arambol – Kankavli – 85 km

I was exactly five kilometres into my planned route when I veered right onto a tiny rural road. Cycling down these small lanes is always exciting, and the villagers were equally surprised to see me. I decided to head slightly inland, as I had already cycled the coastal route twice. The inland path was quite hilly, making the ride somewhat slow. Towards the end of the day, I returned to the main road since there is usually a better chance of finding food and accommodation along the larger roads.

As I crossed the Janavali River, I spotted not one but two hotels. I chose the River Lodge, which was slightly cheaper at 800 rupees. After two weeks of living in a hut, having a decent room with a hot shower was a real pleasure. I took the longest shower ever and was shocked when I saw my reflection in the mirror, as I looked far worse than I had expected. LOL.

Later, I strolled across the road and had dinner at a slightly more upscale restaurant than my usual street-side dhabas. As I was their only customer, I was treated like royalty.

 

4 February - Kankavli - Rajapur - 55 km

I returned to the hilly road, and it was indeed very hilly. The route followed the foothills of the Western Ghats, with hardly a kilometre of flat road in sight. Only once did I reach a high point where I could see the hills below me, but soon after, the steady climb continued. The villages along the way were tiny, and not much happened aside from cycling past a few cashew nut farms.

Around midday, two friendly Indian lads stopped and invited me to lunch. How kind of them! After enjoying an omelette, a Seven-Up, and a bottle of water, I felt my energy replenished and was ready to tackle the hills once again. When I left, the waiter handed me a hotel card for a place a few kilometres further north, which helped me decide. Though it was still early, I decided to call it a day, do my laundry, and relax.

 

5 February – Rajapur – Kolhapur

Some days are more surprising than others. As I left my abode, which was located opposite the bus station, I suddenly had the idea to check out the bus to Kolhapur, situated on the eastern side of the Western Ghats. This wouldn’t only save me cycling up a steep mountain pass but, most of all, it would get me off the narrow mountain road. As luck would have it, there was a bus right then, and in no time, the bicycle and panniers were loaded onto the bus. I sat in front with the driver, the bike wedged between us.

It was a hair-raising journey, and all I could do was hold on for dear life. I was happy not to be on the bike, as there was no space for a bicycle on the narrow road. Vehicles passing had to do so with two wheels off the paved section. I say paved section, but it was more “what was left of the paved section”. Our bus crawled up the pass, overtaking anything moving slower than we were, whether or not we could see what was ahead. We arrived in Kolhapur shortly past three, after flying down the pass at breakneck speed.

Kolhapur is well off the tourist route, as evidenced by the attention my presence drew. The town is well known for its fascinating temple complex, dating back to 10 AD, and I was also keen to check out a few other spots while I was there.

I discovered that my phone holder had come undone, making it difficult to navigate the busy town centre. I checked out a few places, but none of them accommodated a single person. Most of the budget accommodation catered to pilgrims, and a few blocks further, my front pannier broke loose. I opted for the nearest accommodation to fix all that needed fixing.

The room was more of a storeroom than a bedroom, and they could do well by wiping a damp cloth over the walls and floors. Once all was fixed, I took a stroll to the temple, but cameras weren’t allowed and, as there was nowhere to leave them, I didn’t go inside. Instead, I opted for a restaurant and had my usual vegetable masala and roti.

It was great wandering around Kolhapur, especially around the market area. On non-cycling days, I have more time, am more relaxed, and can enjoy people’s daily doings. It was midday when I got to the market, and vendors were jovial. All laughed as they pointed out the ones they wanted me to capture and rewarded me with what they had on offer. I chewed on tender carrots, sweet peas and mandarins as I strolled through the market. Some came up to me, pointing at themselves, clearly indicating I had missed them. Although the pics were all wrong and blurry, it was a fun way to spend a few hours.

 

7 February – Kolhapur – Umbraj – 80 km

On leaving, I popped into the New Palace on the outskirts of Kolhapur. Designed by British architect, “Mad” Charles Mant for King Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj and constructed between 1877 and 1884, I understood it’s still in the hands of the king’s descendants. The ground floor has been converted into a museum and features a rather bizarre display of stuffed animals, a result of wildlife hunting, a royal sport in those days. The exhibition featured silver elephant saddles, stuffed tigers, tiger heads, wild dogs, sloth bears, wild buffalo, lions, rhinos, black panthers, wild boars, bucks, deer, and a Himalayan black bear. As if that wasn’t enough, photos depicted the Maharajah with his hundredth dead tiger. Too dreadful!

The road north of Kolhapur ran past sugarcane and corn plantations, and there was no shortage of sugarcane juice to fill my bottle. The main road to Pune was flanked by a minor road, making it a relaxed cycle route. However, a road sign indicated Pune was was another 140 kilometres away, and it made sense to call it a day and make the next two days short rides to Pune.

 

8 February - Roadside Hotel – Roadside hotel - 95 km

The secondary road continued, as on the day before, running alongside the highway, offering all the conveniences of a main road without the traffic. For most of the day, the ride was gently uphill except for a few mountain passes that slowed the pace considerably. A headwind further hampered efforts, and it took most of the day to cycle the 95 kilometres.

I snapped a few pics, but later realised the camera was set on manual instead of AV and all the pics were overexposed. So, I’d had enough of the hills and kept an eye out for lodging, as it’s called in India. There were quite a few to choose from,, and I picked thebest-lookingg onh. Unfortunately, hot water was only available in the morning. Still, the staff brought me a bucket of piping hot water, making it easier to wash off the dust and grime. February is mid-winter in India, and the nights and early mornings can be nippy. Smelling fresh as a daisy, the downstairs restaurant provided paneer masala and garlic naan - delicious.

 

9 February - Roadside hotel – Pune – 56 km

On leaving the hotel, I discovered the back tyre was flat,, which I thought was was surprising, as it had been rock hard the night before, but a slow leak can do that. I, however, had a feeling someone had fiddled with the bike. So instead of unloading the bike and replacing the tube, I only pumped the tyre and, surprisingly, it held the entire day.

Indian food is one of my favourites, but it's it's not substantial enough for a day of cycling. Although the previous night’s food was plentiful, I lacked the energy for the day’s slow climb. Twenty kilometres further, a roadside restaurant served a much-needed breakfast. Still, I think it was the “Thumbs Up” (a brand of soda in India) that did the trick and helped me slowly make my way over the hills.

Fortunately, the map indicated a short ride to Pune, albeit with a long climb. Therefore, you can understand my joy in discovering a tunnel that considerably shortened the uphill climb. Surprisingly, on the other side of the tunnel, a massive city appeared, resembling one of China’s “New Cities”. High-rise buildings stretched as far as the eye could see. I flew downhill, reaching speeds of nearly 50 kilometres an hour, and that was into a breeze. Still, it took me weaving through a confusing part of the city to get onto the road to Pune.

Cycling into sprawling Pune took a fair amount of concentration. Still, I found the hotel I had in mind in a surprisingly pleasant part of Pune. The rest of the afternoon was spent walking around this interesting area, and it felt like I never stopped eating until it was time to go to bed.

 

10 February - Pune

I slept like a log and only got going around 11 a.m. My first stop was at the Aga Khan Palace, built by Sultan Muhammed Shah Aga Khan III. Legend has it that the palace was built as an act of charity to employ people from neighbouring areas of Pune who were severely affected by famine.

The palace is also where the British kept Mahatma Gandhi, his wife Kasturba Gandhi, and his secretary Mahadev Desai prisoner during the Free India Movement. Both Kasturba Gandhi and Mahadev Desai died in the Palace during their captivity. Today, the palace serves as a memorial to Gandhi, and his ashes are interred in the garden.

Then it was on to the Pataleshwar Cave Temple, a rock-cut cave temple carved in the 8th century and dedicated to the Hindu god, Shiva.

It appeared that the cave temple was left incomplete for some reason, possibly due to a fault line discovered at the rear of the sanctum or to political upheaval at the time.

My last stop was at the Shaniwar Wada fort, built by Peshwa Bajirao 1 in 1730 as a home for the Peshwas. It is said to be one of the most haunted places in Pune, which is understandable given its unfortunate history.

According to legend, the 13-year-old prince, Narayanrao Peshwa, heir of the Peshwa dynasty, was killed by his aunt, Anandibai. His spine-chilling cries of “Save me, Uncle!” are said to haunt the fort’s walls. Then, in 1880, the British captured the fort, and the owners were forced into exile. Finally, in 1818, all except the foundations went up in flames. Today, the fort is in the heart of the old city, but residents claim the cries can still be heard on quiet nights.

 

12 February – Pune – Ahmednagar – 121 km

Following an extra day in Pune and feeling well-rested, I was ready to take it slow and enjoy a leisurely cycle. The Ellora Caves, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, are about 260 kilometres north of Pune. I understood it’s one of the largest rock-cut cave temples in the world, dating to 600 – 1000 CE. It all sounded well worth exploring.

The route north was dusty as the dry season was in full swing. I didn’t spot anything of interest and continued to Ahmednagar, about halfway to the caves. Ahmednagar offered plenty of accommodation, but I wasn’t in the mood to search and settle for a modern-looking place with a slightly higher price tag than usual. However, it had a room as large as a dance hall and a popular restaurant. I ordered a thali and was served a huge and delicious meal. Hungry as I was, I couldn’t even finish half.

 

13 February – Ahmednagar – Aurangabad – 111 km

Twenty kilometres beyond Ahmednagar, the earth fell away, and I dropped 200 meters in three kilometres. I flew downhill, panniers flapping in the wind. The rest of the day passed through typical Indian rural areas, where the ox was still used daily, from ploughing to pulling carts and extracting juice from sugarcane. Once in Aurangabad, I found a decent hotel. The plan was to stay for two nights, allowing me enough time to visit the Ellora Caves.

Breakfast consisted of paneer paratha, curd, and chai. Once done, I hopped on the bus to the Ellora Caves. “Caves” are not the right word to describe these structures, as they were chiselled out of solid rock between 600 and 1000 AD. The temples were carved out by Hindu, Buddhist and Jain monks (and their helpers, I guess) over many decades. In total, there are 34 temples, some more elaborate than others. I understood the Kailasa Temple was cut out of a massive rock by 7,000 labourers over 150 years. One can’t help but be in awe of what was created. To give an idea of scale, the Kailasa Temple covers an area twice that of the Parthenon and is twice its height. The planning boggles the mind. Not only are these remarkable temples extraordinary from an engineering perspective, but the detail in the carved panels is also impressive.

By the time I was finished, it was three o’clock, and I caught a jeep to Aurangabad. The bus ride to the caves was far more comfortable than the jeep, as the driver piled in as many people as possible. I counted 17 and was more than happy to get out at Aurangabad.

 

14-17 February – Aurangabad – Alibag (by bus) - Thailand

Irrespective of the length of one's visa, all visitors must leave India every 3 months. I thus arranged with my sister, Amanda, who was planning to visit, to meet me in Thailand for a few days, after which we would return to India for a beach holiday in Kerala. Fortunately, my friends Anil and Janhavi, who lived in Alibag, didn’t mind storing my bicycle and panniers until my return.

The bus ride to Alibag was long and tedious, but I was grateful for the opportunity to see my friends. After a huge lunch, Anil took me to the Mandwa ferry on the back of his Royal Enfield. The ferry took me to the Gateway of India, from where it was a short taxi ride to Janhavi’s aunt’s house, where I stayed the night. Again, I was spoiled rotten and ate more than I should have of the delicious Indian food presented.

My flight was at midday, and Usha’s driver drove me to the airport. I, no doubt, felt like the Queen of Sheba being chauffeured to the airport. Again, I was lucky, as the flight was dead on time. Once in Thailand, I noticed a bus leaving for Jomtien at that very moment. With all my luck, I got to Jomtien much earlier than expected, collected my key from Glenn at Starlight Bar, and settled into my emergency bunker until my sister arrived.

Monday, 9 December 2019

153 CYCLE TOURING MALAYSIA (6) - 2019

Between Momentum and Misjudgement



153 MALAYSIA (6)

625 Kilometres – 11 Days
28 November – 9 December 2019


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The Road South Continues 

After the slow, immersive rhythm of Thailand, Malaysia arrived almost quietly—no grand transition, no dramatic change, just a stamp in a passport and a subtle shift in the road beneath my wheels. Yet within a few kilometres, it was clear that something had changed. The landscape opened up, the air felt different, and the journey, which had settled into a familiar cadence, found a new tone almost without asking permission.

Over the next 625 kilometres and 11 days, Malaysia would reveal itself not through spectacle, but through contrast: wider spaces, gentler traffic, and a cultural blend that expressed itself most vividly in its food and daily life. It was a place where mosques, temples, and roadside stalls coexisted with quiet ease; where the road alternated between effortless progress and mild misjudgement; and where even the simplest ride could shift unexpectedly into something worth remembering.

 

 

A Quiet Border, a Strong Tailwind and a Promising Start - Padang Basar to Alor Setar (87 km) 

Crossing into Malaysia turned out to be refreshingly uncomplicated—almost suspiciously so. A short ride brought me to immigration, where a single stamp granted me 90 days in the country. No interrogation, no paperwork marathon, not even a mildly disapproving glance. It felt less like entering a new country and more like being casually waved through a garden gate.

It was already past 9:30 by the time I finally got going, which meant my “early start” had once again failed to materialise—an ongoing theme of the journey. Still, Malaysia seemed determined to reward my lateness. Almost immediately, the landscape opened up. Compared to Thailand, there was more space, more breathing room, and fewer moments where I felt personally targeted by traffic.

The northern scenery was striking in a quietly confident way—limestone outcrops rising from flat plains, rice fields glowing an almost theatrical green. With a strong tailwind behind me, I had the rare sensation that cycling was less an effort and more a cooperative arrangement between myself and the elements.

Malaysia revealed itself quickly as a cultural mix, and nowhere is that more evident than in the food. After weeks in Thailand, I suddenly found myself confronted with an entirely new culinary landscape: Chinese, Indian, and Malay influences all competing for attention—and winning.

My first encounter was a bowl of Mee Goreng from a roadside stall, which I approached with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what she was ordering. It was excellent—comfortingly familiar in structure yet entirely new in flavour. I made a mental note to continue this highly scientific method of ordering at random.

Accommodation, however, required a small adjustment in expectations. The ringgit was stronger than the Thai baht, which translated into rooms that cost just enough more to make me notice—and just little enough to keep me from complaining too loudly.

By mid-afternoon, I arrived in Alor Setar and checked into a modest guesthouse. A short walk revealed I was firmly in the Chinese part of town, which, as luck would have it, meant excellent food and an abundance of cold Tiger beer. It didn’t take long to settle into the comforting routine of travel: eat, drink, reflect briefly, and then repeat as needed.

 

Backroads, River Crossings and Eating for Historical Accuracy - Alor Setar to Georgetown, Penang (95 km) 

Not in the mood to test my relationship with traffic, I immediately escaped onto the backroads, where the day improved in direct proportion to the lack of vehicles trying to overtake me at improbable angles.

The route wound through rice fields and small villages, where locals greeted me with a warmth that felt both genuine and faintly amused, as though they were quietly wondering where exactly I thought I was going.

At the Merbok River, a ferry carried me across, sparing what would undoubtedly have been a long and unnecessary detour. I’ve developed a particular fondness for these small crossings—they give the impression that even geography is occasionally willing to cooperate.

From Butterworth, I made my way to the ferry terminal and crossed to Penang Island, gliding over the Strait of Malacca—one of the world’s most historically important waterways.

For centuries, ships from Europe, the Middle East, India, and China passed through here, often waiting days or weeks for the winds to change. Those waiting periods, it seems, were put to excellent use: cultures mingled, recipes were exchanged, and eventually, entire communities took root.

Today, this legacy continues most noticeably in the food—and I felt it was only right to honour this history in the most respectful way possible: by eating as much of it as I could reasonably justify.

Samosas, falafel, and other delights appeared in rapid succession, each one making a compelling argument for staying longer than intended. All of it, naturally, accompanied by a tall Tiger beer, which by now had established itself as something of a travel companion.

 

Georgetown - A City Designed for Wandering and Staying Put 

A drizzly morning arrived, and with it the deeply satisfying decision not to leave. There are few things in travel as pleasing as discovering a place that justifies doing absolutely nothing ambitious.

Georgetown is one of those places. It isn’t so much visited as wandered through, and even then, direction feels optional. The streets are dense with activity—food stalls competing for attention, narrow lanes leading to unexpected discoveries, and buildings that appear to have been collected rather than planned.

The island’s history is visible everywhere, layered like an architectural timeline. Chinese traders, Indian merchants, Dutch explorers, and British colonials have all left their mark, resulting in a place where temples, mosques, and colonial structures coexist with admirable indifference to categorisation.

One of the more fascinating areas was the clan jetties—wooden walkways built over the water, lined with houses that have been occupied for generations. First established in the 19th century, they still function today much as they always have, which is both impressive and slightly disorienting in a world that usually insists on constant change.

Time in Georgetown slipped by easily. Days stretched just enough to feel unstructured, and for once, progress wasn’t measured in kilometres but in meals, conversations, and the general sense that staying put was, for now, exactly the right decision.

 

Following My Nose into Mud, Regret and Eventual Progress - Georgetown to Taiping (110 km) 

After two pleasantly unproductive days in Georgetown, it was time to resume forward motion—an activity I approached with the enthusiasm of someone who had grown very accustomed to not doing it.

The plan seemed simple enough: follow the indicated cycle route out of town. Unfortunately, I decided instead to “follow my nose,” a phrase that sounds adventurous but in practice often translates to “ignore perfectly good advice.”

This turned out to be a mistake of admirable thoroughness.

Within a surprisingly short time, I found myself thoroughly bogged down in mud, pushing the bike through terrain that had clearly not been designed with cyclists in mind—nor, come to think of it, with any particular use in mind. It was an experience that combined physical effort with ongoing regret.

Eventually, I admitted defeat and returned to the highway, now carrying a generous coating of Malaysian countryside. Once on the main road, however, escape proved difficult. There was no convenient turn-off, no gentle alternative—just a long, unwavering commitment to forward progress. It took nearly 40 kilometres before I could leave it, by which point I was no longer in the mood for exploration or philosophical reflection.

Clouds began to gather, adding a sense of inevitability to the day. About ten kilometres before Taiping, the sky delivered on its promise with a tropical downpour of impressive conviction.

And then, just as quickly, it stopped.

Within minutes, the road was dry again, as though the entire episode had been a brief but enthusiastic misunderstanding.

Arriving in Taiping, I made my way to my old standby, the Peking Hotel, only to discover it had undergone a transformation—one that included, regrettably, higher prices. Progress, it seems, comes at a cost.

Fortunately, Sojourn Beds & Café offered a far more agreeable arrangement. At 35 ringgit, with the added bonus of being the only guest, it felt less like a hostel and more like a private residence I had temporarily acquired.

Its location—directly opposite the night market—was particularly helpful, eliminating the need for further decision-making. After a day that had not gone entirely to plan, this felt like a fair and reasonable reward.

 

Time Zones, Palm Oil and the Comfort of Simply Continuing South - Taiping to Lumut / Sitiawan (100 km) 

The following morning revealed an unexpected discovery: Malaysia is, in fact, one hour behind Thailand. This explained why my “early start” was once again occurring at a time that could more accurately be described as late morning.

There is something comforting about discovering that it isn’t entirely your fault.

With no strong feelings about route choice, I pointed myself south and set off through the countryside. The landscape quickly settled into long stretches of oil palm plantations, laid out with methodical precision. Malaysia, along with Indonesia, dominates global palm oil production, and once you’ve seen one plantation, you have, in a sense, seen several thousand.

That said, there is a quiet rhythm to riding through them—orderly roads, gentle curves, and just enough variation to prevent complete monotony. The cycling itself was easy, the road smooth, and for long stretches it felt as though I had slipped into a steady, manageable routine again.

Somewhere along the way, I realised I had fully transitioned into “journey mode”—that stage of travel where you stop questioning the road and simply follow it, trusting that it will eventually lead somewhere suitable.

By day’s end, I arrived not so much in Lumut as in nearby Sitiawan, which offered a more promising collection of accommodation and food. Experience has taught me that flexibility in such matters is not merely useful but essential—geography, after all, is often less concerned with your plans than you are.

 

A Day of Unreasonable Distance and Unexplained Determination - Sitiawan to Kuala Selangor (145 km) 

I’m not entirely sure what happened on this day, but something—whether chemical, psychological, or mildly supernatural—shifted rather dramatically.

For reasons that remain unclear, I set off early. Not “my version of early,” which tends to drift comfortably toward mid-morning, but genuinely early—as though I had suddenly become one of those efficient people who greet the day with purpose and intent.

And then I kept going.

Breakfast was skipped, which in my experience is usually not so much a decision as an oversight that quickly becomes a regret. But on this occasion, there was no regret. In fact, there was no hunger at all. I rode on, hour after hour, without stopping, without snacking, without even giving the matter proper thought.

At some point, I began to suspect that I was no longer entirely in charge of events.

Normally, a day on the bike is punctuated by small, necessary rituals—coffee stops, food breaks, moments of negotiation with one's legs. But all of that vanished. I simply continued, propelled forward with an efficiency that felt both impressive and faintly alarming.

“I was like a woman possessed,” I had written in my notes afterwards, and for once it did not feel like an exaggeration.

The main road, however, refused to cooperate. It was busy, loud, and in the process of being widened—an activity that seems to involve dismantling a road while simultaneously encouraging people to continue using it. Seeking relief, I veered off onto smaller country lanes, where the day improved considerably.

The route zigzagged through oil palm plantations, occasionally returning to tarmac but just as often dissolving into dirt tracks. It required attention, but somehow this only added to the sense that I was moving with purpose—even if I wasn’t entirely sure what that purpose was.

A ferry crossing over the Bernam River provided a brief pause, though even this felt less like a rest and more like a procedural delay in an otherwise uninterrupted advance.

And then, almost without warning, it was evening.

I arrived in Kuala Selangor having covered 145 kilometres—a distance that, under normal circumstances, I would have approached with careful planning, nutritional strategy, and a degree of caution. Instead, I had simply… done it.

By the time I checked into the Melawati Hotel, the spell had begun to wear off. The room itself was so small that it required a moment of spatial adjustment. The single bed fitted neatly inside, leaving just enough space to stand and reconsider one’s life choices, but not quite enough for anything else. A bedside table would have required structural modifications.

Oddly, it felt entirely appropriate.

After a day of uncharacteristic efficiency and inexplicable stamina, being confined to a room roughly the size of a generous cupboard seemed like the world gently restoring balance.

 

Into the Sprawl: Traffic, Roadworks and Fading Enthusiasm - Kuala Selangor to Puchong (Kuala Lumpur) (88 km) 

The following morning began later than intended, though in fairness, this was partly the result of my windowless room, which gave no indication of time, weather, or indeed whether the outside world still existed. It could have been dawn, dusk, or a minor geological epoch—I had no way of knowing.

Eventually, I emerged into reality and set off toward Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia’s sprawling capital. The route, however, lacked the charm of previous days. As I moved closer to the city, the landscape shifted from countryside calm to a steadily expanding urban presence.

Kuala Lumpur—known simply as KL—is not so much a city as an ongoing project. With a metropolitan population of over 7 million, it appears to be in a permanent state of development, with roadworks serving as a unifying theme. Unfortunately, this is less enjoyable when experienced from a bicycle.

There were moments, I admit, when my enthusiasm waned slightly—particularly when sharing narrow, disrupted roads with traffic that clearly had more pressing engagements than accommodating a cyclist. Still, progress was made, and as always, small pockets of calm appeared when least expected: roadside temples, brief quiet stretches, and the occasional moment where everything seemed to align just enough to keep going.

KL marked the end of my Malaysian ride, and with it came a quiet inventory of recent mishaps: one unfortunate encounter with mud, a broken pannier, a mysteriously vanished lens hood, a flat tyre, and what I can only describe as a deeply misguided attempt to cross a bio-slim ditch.

Taken individually, each incident was manageable. Taken together, they suggested a pattern.

Nevertheless, I arrived in good time and checked into my hotel before meeting my friend Peter and his wife, Alice. We hadn’t seen each other in a while, which meant the evening quickly dissolved into conversation—catching up, filling in the gaps, and gently rewriting a few stories in the process.

 

Kuala Lumpur - Boxes, Beers and the Gentle Unravelling of a Journey 

The following days were spent in a different kind of activity: dismantling the journey. Packing the bike, sorting panniers, organising the small details that allow travel to continue in another form. Peter had kindly sourced a bicycle box in advance, and with his help, the process became surprisingly efficient. Laundry was done, gear packed, and, naturally, a few beers were consumed—already chilled, which felt like an act of quiet genius.

It’s the sort of generosity that stays with you long after the journey moves on.

 

Departure – Budget Flights, Sleepless Nights and Questionable Comfort - Kuala Lumpur to Chennai (India) 

Budget flights, I have learned, come with their own particular philosophy—one that tends to prioritise affordability over nearly everything else, including comfort, convenience, and occasionally basic human expectations.

My flight departed at 2 a.m., a time that exists largely to test commitment. Peter, displaying far more kindness than the hour deserved, drove me to the airport, and before long I was navigating the slow rituals of departure once again.

What followed was a lesson in the true cost of inexpensive travel. The luggage fees were impressive, the seat narrow enough to encourage introspection, and the recline function appeared to exist more in theory than in practice. Sleep, unsurprisingly, did not occur.

The journey routed via New Delhi before continuing to Chennai, with a three-hour layover that provided just enough time to remain awake without achieving anything useful. By the time I arrived in Chennai around midday, I had reached that curious state of fatigue where everything becomes both intensely vivid and faintly unreal.

 

Arrival in Chennai, India

A Sudden Shift: Into Noise, Heat and a Different World Entirely 

A taxi ride into the city—made more expensive by the presence of a bicycle—delivered me to Paradise Guesthouse, a name that demonstrated a bold commitment to optimism. The room, while affordable, was notably lacking in certain luxuries, such as a towel.

Still, at seven dollars, one learns to adjust expectations accordingly.

And then there was India.

It does not ease you in gently.

Stepping outside was like walking into a fully formed world, already in motion. Traffic surged and improvised itself in real time. Tuk-tuks negotiated space with the confidence of vehicles that had given up on rules altogether. Cows moved calmly through the chaos, entirely unconcerned with human urgency.

Amid it all, life unfolded at multiple levels: vendors calling out, incense drifting from roadside shrines, people navigating daily routines with an ease that suggested this was all perfectly normal—which, of course, it was.

The sounds, the smells, the movement—it was immediate, immersive, and slightly overwhelming.

It took the rest of the day to slow down, to breathe, and to begin adjusting to a place that does not so much welcome you as absorb you.

After the measured rhythm of Thailand and the gentle unfolding of Malaysia, India felt like being dropped into the middle of a story already moving at full speed.

And just like that, the journey had shifted again.

 

 

Epilogue

By the time I rolled into Kuala Lumpur, the journey through Malaysia had taken on a strangely complete feeling—despite its relatively short distance. There had been days that unfolded effortlessly, others shaped by poor navigation choices and tropical downpours, and one that defied explanation entirely, powered by a form of momentum I could neither control nor fully understand.

There was also, as always, the quiet accumulation of smaller things: roadside meals chosen more by instinct than knowledge, conversations that required little shared language, ferries that appeared exactly when needed, and accommodations ranging from unexpectedly perfect to spatially improbable. None of it dramatic in isolation, but together forming the substance of travel itself.

Because by then, another transition was already waiting.

India did not ease into view. It arrived all at once—loud, immediate, and entirely unconcerned with the pace I had grown used to.

And with that, the road shifted again.

 



Thursday, 28 November 2019

152 CYCLE TOURING THAILAND (19.2)

Tailwinds, Temples and the Slow Shape of the Road


152 THAILAND (19.2)

1,261 Kilometres - 18 Days
10 November – 27 November 2019



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Prelude

Every long journey begins long before the first kilometre is ridden. Mine began in a tangle of logistics, persistence, and mild absurdity—chasing bank cards across continents and boarding a flight to South Africa simply to convince my own money to cooperate. By the time I finally rolled out of Pattaya, the practicalities were resolved, but something less tangible had also shifted: I was ready again for the quiet, uncertain rhythm of the road.

What lay ahead was 1,261 kilometres through Thailand over 18 days—moments that would unfold slowly and unpredictably. There would be the easy pleasures of roadside coffee and ocean air, the strain of long days through traffic and heat, and the quiet intervals in between where the journey reveals itself most clearly. Travel, I’ve come to realise, is rarely about reaching somewhere else. It is about settling into movement, into discomfort and wonder in equal measure, until the unfamiliar begins to feel, unexpectedly, like a kind of home.

 

Breaking Free: Banking Battles, Bucket Toilets and the Open Road - Jomtien to Chonburi (65 km)

After what felt like a long-running diplomatic standoff with my bank—complete with relentless follow-ups, unanswered queries, and the occasional existential sigh—my cards finally arrived. Victory, however, was short-lived. Moving money from South Africa to Thailand proved to be about as straightforward as herding cats through airport security.

Naturally, I did the only reasonable thing: I flew to South Africa, opened an FNB account in person, and forced the issue into submission. It was a ridiculous solution, but undeniably effective. I returned feeling like a financial pioneer, or at the very least, someone who had outwitted a particularly stubborn spreadsheet.

With the condo locked and my mobile home packed to a level of organisation best described as “optimistic,” I rolled out of Pattaya. The city’s chaotic streets did their usual best to discourage human ambition, but once I broke free, the world opened up in glorious fashion. Temples drifted past like postcards, cassava plantations stretched to the horizon, and the road ahead whispered promises of freedom—or at least fewer motorbikes attempting to occupy the same patch of asphalt as me.

Chonburi greeted me in full celebratory mode for Loy Krathong. The beachfront was alive with holidaymakers, lanterns, and an energy that suggested nobody had any intention of going to bed at a reasonable hour. I, meanwhile, seized a far less glamorous opportunity: a hotel room for 300 baht.

It was, objectively speaking, a very strange room. Stark white tiles gave it the ambience of a mildly cheerful operating theatre, and the bucket-flush toilet required a level of user participation normally reserved for DIY plumbing enthusiasts. Still, it had walls, a door, and a price that made me feel like I’d beaten the system.

Sorting through my panniers revealed that my packing strategy had been less “carefully curated” and more “enthusiastically stuffed.” It took time to restore order, but soon enough I was back in control—or at least in the comforting illusion of it.

 

Bangkok Beckons: Birds, Backroads and a Brush with Chaos - Chonburi to Pha Pradaeng (110 km)

The day began with promise and quickly descended into something more character-building. The northern Gulf of Thailand is never straightforward, and Bangkok loomed ahead like an unavoidable exam you forgot to study for.

The first 20 kilometres, however, were delightful—alive with birdlife and mercifully calm. I paused at a restaurant on stilts for an iced coffee, taking a moment to reflect on how well things were going, which in hindsight was probably tempting fate.

Then came the highway.

To call it chaotic would be generous. It was an all-out sensory ambush—noise, fumes, traffic, and the occasional existential questioning of my life choices. I clung to the service road like a lifeline, inching past Bangkok’s automotive enthusiasm until I crossed the Bang Pakong River and escaped onto smaller, saner roads.

From there, things improved dramatically. A quiet canal road appeared like a gift from the universe, complete with villagers resting under enormous trees and ducks ambling about with the confidence of creatures who know they own the place.

A ferry across the Chao Phraya River spared me a long detour and added a touch of adventure that didn’t involve dodging buses, which I considered a win.

By evening, I reached the Rimnam Hotel, where Loi Krathong was in full swing. The streets filled with families launching their floating offerings, lights flickering against the water. It was beautiful, meaningful, and—refreshingly—moving toward environmentally friendly traditions. I watched quietly, feeling fortunate to be exactly where I was.

 

One Plug Socket and a Banana-Leaf Breakfast - Pha Pradaeng to Samut Songkhram (79 km)

Mornings on the road require strategy, resilience, and, ideally, electricity. My budget hotel, however, offered precisely one plug socket—which, in an impressive display of defiance, didn’t work.

Leaving without coffee felt deeply unnatural, but I soldiered on, eventually finding salvation at a roadside stall. Breakfast arrived wrapped in banana leaves, presenting the age-old traveller’s dilemma: delicious mystery or culinary gamble. Fortunately, curiosity prevailed, and breakfast did not attempt to fight back.

The route once again flirted with Bangkok’s outer chaos before giving way to flatter, swampy terrain dotted with stilt houses. Life here revolved around fishing and boat-making, with the steady rhythm of water defining everything.

Reaching Samut Songkhram early felt like a strategic masterstroke. I washed my cycling gear, charged my devices, and briefly experienced the rare and glorious sensation of being organised.

As evening approached, the town transformed into a street food haven. Vendors filled the air with sizzling aromas, though vegetarian options were still something of a treasure hunt. Still, I managed to piece together a respectable meal before retreating to my modest accommodation, content and slightly over-salted.

 

Wrong Turns, Salt Fields and Familiar Temptations - Samut Songkhram to Cha-Am (113 km)

The day unfolded as a zigzagging exploration of the countryside, where roads meandered with little regard for navigation or human expectation. It was endlessly charming—until, of course, a promising route would abruptly end, forcing me into an undignified retreat.

The landscape was a patchwork of salt farms, their surfaces shimmering faintly as crystals began to form—nature quietly preparing its next harvest.

Although I knew this route, Cha-Am itself was new territory for me. On arrival, I quickly realised it bore a striking resemblance to Pattaya. The town buzzed with older European men whose enthusiasm for life appeared to have been recently—and enthusiastically—rediscovered in the company of younger women.

It was, if nothing else, a curious scene. There was laughter, music, and a general sense of determined enjoyment that carried well into the early hours.

Good for them, I thought. Everyone deserves a second wind—provided, of course, it comes with kindness and respect.

 

A Short Ride and the Dangerous Comfort of Staying Put - Cha-Am to Hua Hin (31 km)

If ever there were a stage designed specifically for a weary cyclist, it was this one. The short 31 kilometres from Cha-Am to Hua Hin felt less like a journey and more like a thoughtful gesture from the universe.

I arrived in Hua Hin with just enough energy left to make a dignified entrance—by which I mean I rolled straight to Bird Guesthouse, my old favourite perched heroically on stilts over the sea. Within minutes, I was planted in a chair with a glass of wine, gazing at the ocean in a manner that suggested I had personally organised the sunset.

The following day was devoted to the less glamorous side of long-distance travel: laundry and the ongoing discovery of items I had somehow failed to pack. The supermarket provided some relief, as did a visit to the local bike shop where I acquired a new back tyre—something called a CST Pedium. I had never heard of it before, which, in cycling terms, meant I was either about to discover a hidden gem or make a regrettable life choice.

That evening, I met up with Gavin, a friend living in Hua Hin. In keeping with long-standing traditions, we celebrated our reunion with a thoroughly unreasonable number of beers. The conversation flowed easily, memories were revisited (and slightly improved with each retelling), and the evening slipped away far quicker than good judgment would recommend.

 

The Morning After: Slow Pedals and Missing Gloves - Hua Hin to Prachuap Khirikhan (118 km)

Morning arrived with all the subtlety of a marching band. Unsurprisingly, I felt less like a determined cyclist and more like a cautionary tale. For a moment, I considered staying another day in Hua Hin purely out of survival.

Eventually, however, stubbornness triumphed over common sense, and I set off toward Prachuap. Progress was... unremarkable. Each pedal stroke required negotiation, and I stopped frequently to address a thirst that felt both personal and accusatory.

Hours later—though it may have been days; time is unreliable under such conditions—I rolled into Prachuap and checked into Maggie’s Homestay, a place so perfectly priced (220 baht) that I briefly wondered if there had been a clerical error.

Naturally, I extended my stay. The amenities—water purification, washing machines, and the elusive promise of order—made it irresistible. It also gave me time to deal with a lingering mystery: the disappearance of my cycling gloves. Losing one glove is understandable. Losing both suggests either foul play or a level of absent-mindedness that should probably be studied.

 

Coastal Perfection and the Art of Finding a Good Bungalow – Prachuap to Bangsapan Beach (110 km)

The ride to Bangsapan was one of those rare, perfect days where everything seems to cooperate. The road hugged the coastline, the breeze was kind, and pedalling required far less negotiation than the previous day.

Upon arrival, I embarked on the traditional ritual of budget accommodation hunting, which involves wandering around looking hopeful until something affordable presents itself. After a modest search, I found a charming bungalow for 400 baht.

It had air conditioning, a welcoming atmosphere, and—most importantly—a sense that I could happily do very little there for an extended period. I immediately decided this was a place I would return to, which is traveller shorthand for “I have found somewhere that understands me.”

 

Caves, Mosquitoes and Small Discoveries - Bangsapan Beach to Chumphon (112 km)

The day began with an excellent coffee, which set unrealistic expectations for everything that followed.

Feeling optimistic, I diverted to explore a nearby cave. The path leading to it was overgrown to the point of mild discouragement, suggesting that either few people visited or those who did had quickly reconsidered their life choices. Naturally, this made it irresistible.

The cave itself was beautiful—light streaming in, creating an atmosphere that hinted at discovery and adventure. Unfortunately, it also hosted a highly motivated population of mosquitoes who appeared delighted by my arrival. I left sooner than planned, having contributed generously to their continued wellbeing.

The rest of the day was quieter, with fewer distractions and a steady rhythm of cycling. In Chumphon, I found a hotel that allowed me to wheel my bike straight inside—a small but deeply satisfying luxury. After a day of sharing space with traffic, dust, and insects, it felt only right that the bike should enjoy indoor accommodation too.

 

Riding into the Storm and Finding Refuge by the Sea - Chumphon to Pak Nam Langsuan (86 km)

With a night ferry to Koh Tao planned for later, I granted myself a slow morning—encouraged further by a gentle drizzle that made the idea of moving seem unnecessarily ambitious.

Eventually, however, even the most committed idler must act. I set off, and the day quickly improved as the weather cleared, revealing a lovely stretch of countryside. Around 60 kilometres in, I stopped at a small restaurant and enjoyed an excellent plate of fried rice—one of those simple meals that somehow feels like a reward for effort.

Naturally, this marked the precise moment the weather decided to collapse.

As I returned to the road, a storm rolled in from the Gulf of Thailand with dramatic enthusiasm. Rain lashed horizontally, wind howled, and visibility declined to what might generously be described as “suggestive.” I donned my plastic raincoat—a heroic but ultimately limited defence—and pressed on, blinking through the onslaught.

The road became muddy, the conditions deteriorated, and by around 85 kilometres I was approaching a philosophical discussion with myself about the wisdom of continuing.

Then, as if arranged by a particularly kind storyteller, a hidden bungalow appeared among banana trees.

I called out, somewhat desperately, until a young woman emerged, her expression suggesting she hadn’t expected to encounter a drenched foreigner materialising out of the storm.

She showed me to a tiny wooden bungalow perched directly at the water’s edge. It was so close to the ocean that I briefly wondered whether it came with a life jacket. Inside, space was… economical. The bed dominated proceedings, and the bathroom consisted of a squat toilet and a concrete reservoir that required a certain level of cooperation.

And yet, it was perfect.

At 250 baht, it felt less like paying for accommodation and more like accidentally discovering a secret.

As I sat watching the tide creep in—uncomfortably close to the floorboards—I reflected that this might not be the most structurally reassuring place I’d ever stayed, but it was certainly among the most memorable.

With no restaurants nearby, I relied on my modest supplies. The local fisherman and his family kindly invited me to dinner, but I declined, not wanting to impose on what was clearly a carefully balanced meal.

Instead, I settled into my little retreat, eating cup noodles and listening to the waves, which felt like a perfectly reasonable alternative to fine dining under the circumstances.

 

Coffee, Coastlines and Rain at the Finish Line - Pak Nam Langsuan to Surat Thani (124 km)

I awoke with the quiet satisfaction of discovering that both I and my seaside bungalow had survived the previous day’s storm. Given how enthusiastically the weather had tried to rearrange the coastline, this felt like a small but meaningful victory.

The owner appeared shortly after with a cup of coffee—an act of kindness so well-timed it bordered on heroic. I sat on my tiny veranda sipping it while he wandered off to inspect the sea conditions. Watching him consider heading out in what looked like entirely unreasonable water, I couldn’t help but admire the optimism. A small boat in those conditions seemed less like a livelihood and more like a wager with nature.

The day’s ride to Surat Thani started off beautifully, winding along the coast through scenery that seemed almost suspiciously picturesque—limestone cliffs, pale beaches, and the sort of views that make you wonder if someone’s carefully arranged them overnight.

Naturally, the weather had other ideas. The sky settled into a steady grey drizzle, and just as I approached Surat, it escalated into a full performance. The final five kilometres were completed in a determined downpour, threading through traffic while negotiating both visibility and my increasingly questionable navigation skills.

Arriving in town felt like docking after a long voyage. I located My Place Hotel—an astonishing bargain—and immediately prioritised a shower, which felt less like hygiene and more like restoration.

Dinner was sourced from the nearby night market, a wonderfully fragrant operation where everything looked tempting and slightly mysterious—exactly the sort of place where one makes culinary decisions with confidence and occasional regret.

The following day was spent in Surat, which is not so much a tourist destination as it is a place where actual life happens. That, of course, made it immediately appealing. People went about their routines, markets buzzed, and vendors guarded their produce with the focus of seasoned strategists—particularly when it came to pigeons, who were clearly viewed as hostile forces.

 

The Unexpected Pleasure of an Easy Day - Surat Thani to Tha Khuen (108 km)

The weather was mercifully cooperative, making for one of those rare days where cycling feels almost effortless. I intended to deviate from the main road but found it so pleasantly quiet and accommodating that I simply stayed on it, like someone who has accidentally found the correct queue.

Villages slipped by, roadside stalls appeared at convenient intervals, and temples punctuated the landscape with reassuring regularity. The whole day had a gentle, unhurried feel, as if the road itself had agreed not to complicate matters.

I ended the day at a “24-hour” establishment, which provided both a bed and what I can only describe as a proper bathroom. After recent experiences, this felt like an extravagant luxury—proof that one’s standards, given enough time on the road, can shift quite dramatically.

 

Quiet Roads, Curious Faces and a One-Baht Crossing - Tha Khuen to Hua Sai (115 km)

Setting off south, I anticipated a fairly routine ride. Instead, the day unfolded into something unexpectedly delightful. This was clearly not a route frequented by foreign cyclists, which meant I attracted a steady stream of curious looks and cheerful greetings—some amused, some openly puzzled.

The scenery was spectacular: shimmering coastline, rice paddies glowing in the sun, temples standing in quiet dignity, and brightly painted fishing boats completing the picture. For long stretches, I became so absorbed in the ride that distance ceased to matter entirely.

After several days of minimal conversation, I stopped to chat with a couple making cigarette paper from palm leaves. The interaction was brief but satisfying, neatly fulfilling my weekly quota of social engagement.

Progress was interrupted when the road simply… stopped. Fortunately, a small ferry provided a solution, shuttling people across the river for the impressive price of 1 baht. I spent a moment wondering how such an operation remained economically viable before deciding it was best not to interfere with mysteries of this nature.

On the far side, I entered a compact, lively village where narrow walkways and busy stalls created an atmosphere of organised chaos. It was one of those places where there is always something happening, and nobody appears remotely surprised by it.

Later, the coastline reappeared—this time accompanied by towering wind turbines that seemed almost comically large up close, as though someone had scaled them incorrectly.

Despite it being “winter,” the temperature hovered firmly in the mid-30s, proving that Thai seasons are largely conceptual.

By late afternoon, I located a room by the ocean for 300 baht, which felt like an excellent conclusion to an unexpectedly rewarding day. After watching the sunset, I cycled into the village in search of dinner, reflecting on how effortlessly the day had unfolded.

 

Rain, Lost Things and an Earned Arrival - Hua Sai to Songkhla (110 km)

The morning began with the polite suggestion of rain tapping on the window, encouraging me to linger over a second cup of coffee and reconsider all ambitious plans.

Eventually, I set off, though the weather continued its indecisive performance—alternating between drizzle and brief clarity just often enough to keep things interesting. It also meant photographing anything required swift, tactical thinking.

At one point, I managed to lose my lens hood in a river—an achievement that baffled me, as it had previously demonstrated a strong commitment to remaining attached to the camera. The exact mechanics remain unclear, though I suspect gravity played a leading role.

Later, just before Songkhla, I encountered a car ferry crossing the mouth of Songkhla Lake. It felt like a welcome shortcut, sparing me what would undoubtedly have been a longer and less scenic route. The crossing itself added a sense of minor adventure, which I was happy to accept at this stage of the journey.

I arrived in Songkhla around mid-afternoon, thoroughly decorated in a layer of rain-soaked road grime—a look that, while not fashionable, was undeniably earned.

Finding Bo Yang Guesthouse, I treated myself to a slightly more expensive room, and it felt like a triumph. Clean white sheets, air conditioning, and—most luxuriously of all—a bath. After days of improvisation and compromise, this felt less like accommodation and more like a reward.

 

Exploring Songkhla - Old Town Stories, Strange Sculptures and an Improbable Legend

I awoke to the steady drumming of rain against the window—a sound that, under most circumstances, might inspire urgency. On this particular morning, however, it inspired the exact opposite. I smiled, turned over, and allowed myself the small luxury of ignoring the world for a little while longer.

Eventually, responsibility—or at least curiosity—prevailed. Armed with a bag of laundry and a vague plan, I stepped out to explore Songkhla, a town that doesn’t shout for attention but quietly rewards those who wander.

It didn’t take long to find Old Songkhla, a place so rich in history it almost seemed to hum underfoot. For several centuries—from roughly the 10th to the 14th—this had been a bustling centre of trade, with connections stretching as far as Quanzhou in China. Later, in the 18th century, Chinese settlers added their own layers to the place, creating a cultural blend that still lingers today.

Now, it’s all wooden shophouses, narrow lanes, and temples that appear to have been positioned with great care for maximum charm. Even a section of the old city wall still stands, quietly reminding visitors that this once mattered on a much larger scale than its sleepy present might suggest.

At some point, I found myself heading up Songkhla Hill, which offered wide views over the town and coastline—exactly the kind of vantage point that justifies the effort of climbing it. Coming back down, I wandered along the beach and into a sculpture park populated with artworks that ranged from intriguing to mildly baffling, as though someone had given artists complete creative freedom and then quietly stepped away.

Naturally, Songkhla comes with its own legend, and it is a delightfully improbable one. According to local lore, a Chinese merchant once sailed here with a cat and a dog, who—being understandably bored at sea—conspired with a mouse to steal a magical crystal that prevented drowning. Their escape plan was bold but poorly executed, resulting in the loss of the crystal and the collective demise of all involved. The aftermath, however, was creatively interpreted: the cat and mouse became islands in Songkhla Lake, while the dog became the hill itself.

It is, if nothing else, a compelling argument against trusting animals with supernatural objects.

 

Turning West: Monsoon Warnings and the Border Looms - Songkhla to Padang Basar (80 km)

The morning brought a weather warning of impressive seriousness: heavy monsoon rains and possible flash floods across southern Thailand. This seemed like the sort of information best taken seriously, so I adjusted my plans accordingly. Rather than continuing south along the coast, I turned west toward the Malaysian border, aided by the timely arrival of a helpful tailwind.

The route was not particularly scenic—mostly main road—but it served a clear purpose: make progress quickly before the weather turned theatrical again. My backup plan, should conditions deteriorate, was to retreat to Langkawi and wait things out, which struck me as a highly acceptable contingency.

As I neared Padang Basar, subtle changes began to appear. Mosques dotted the landscape, and more women wore head coverings—the quiet but definite signals that I was approaching a cultural shift.

Arriving in town, however, was less inspiring. Like many border settlements, Padang Basar appeared to have been designed with minimal regard for aesthetics and maximum focus on functionality. Dark clouds gathered overhead, nudging me toward the sensible decision to stop.

In hindsight, I may have stopped slightly too soon, as the rain never quite delivered on its threat. Still, my accommodation—a pink, windowless room of considerable modesty—was already secured, and so I committed to the decision.

Dinner was sourced from nearby food carts, after which I retired to my room, reflecting that not every stop on a journey needs to be memorable—though this one, in its own way, probably would be.

 

A New Country, a Fresh Stamp and the Road Continues -  Padang Basar, Thailand to Alor Setar, Malaysia (87 km)

Morning brought sunshine and with it the satisfying sense of transition. As I set off, the road ahead felt different—not physically, but in that subtle way that signals the beginning of something new.

The Thai-Malaysian border arrived quickly, and the crossing itself was refreshingly straightforward. A passport stamp, a brief exchange, and just like that, I was granted 90 days to explore an entirely new country. No interrogation, no complications—just the quiet efficiency of a system that had clearly done this before.

And with that, Thailand—after hundreds of kilometres, countless roadside coffees, questionable accommodation choices, and more than a few conversations with myself—was behind me.

I rolled onward toward Alor Setar, the open road stretching ahead with its familiar promise: that whatever happens next will almost certainly be unexpected, occasionally uncomfortable, and very likely worth it.

 

By the time I reached the border at Padang Basar, Thailand had become something more than a stretch of road I had crossed—it had settled into me in ways that are difficult to measure. Not through singular, dramatic moments, but through an accumulation of small, persistent encounters: the rhythm of villages waking and sleeping, the generosity of strangers, the weight of monsoon skies, and the steady, almost meditative act of moving forward each day.

There had been discomfort, certainly—rooms that tested expectations, weather that demanded resilience, and stretches of road that seemed to resist progress entirely. But there had also been an ease that emerged over time, a quiet acceptance of whatever the day offered. Somewhere within those 1,261 kilometres, the journey ceased to be about distance or destination, and became instead a way of paying closer attention—to place, to people, and to myself.

Crossing into Malaysia felt less like an ending and more like a continuation—another line on the map, yes, but also an extension of the same unfolding narrative. The road, as it had been from the beginning, remained open, indifferent, and full of possibility.