Saturday, 1 September 2018

130 - 132 SOUTHEAST ASIA - CARON - Thailand (16.2) - Cambodia (7) - Vietnam (4) - 2018 - Caron


BANGKOK TO SAIGON
Thailand (16.2)- Cambodia (7) – Vietnam (4)
1 816 km – 29 days

2 August - 30 August 2018


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PHOTOS - THAILAND (16.2)
PHOTOS - CAMBODIA (7)
PHOTOS - VIETNAM (4)



130 Thailand (16.2)

379 Km – 7 Days

 

 

2 August 2018 – Jomtien

Caron arrived in Thailand following an exceptionally long flight from South Africa via Singapore. We practically straightaway took a walk to the beach. A pleasant stroll along the ocean led to the night market where we drank the obligatory smoothie. Later, a few Chang beers were enjoyed before my jetlagged friend hit the sack.

 

3 August – Jomtien

Early morning, a short amble led to the beach to watch fishermen bring in their catch. Women not only had the job of selling what was brought ashore but prepared it right there, in case you liked your crab or fish already cooked. Caron was shocked at what was on offer, and I agreed seahorses shouldn’t be on the menu. After a swim in the ocean and noodle soup on the beach, Caron’s bicycle was reassembled, a job that went surprisingly smoothly. Then off to the bike shop to buy Caron a new pump and fit a headset extension - a move that would hopefully provide a more comfortable ride in the long run.

Lunch consisted of a typical red curry and spicy minced fish cooked in a banana leaf. Caron opted to have a homemade fruit salad consisting of rambutan, mango, mangosteen, passion fruit and banana. “Arroy mak mak,” as they say in Thailand.

By evening, we sought out the money changers before returning to the night market to do shopping and drink more smoothies.

 

4 August - Jomtien – 60 km

There wasn’t a great deal of rest as a decision was made to go the “no itinerary” route and thus wander off at random in the direction of Vietnam. As overnighting at temples was a real possibility, the Decathlon store was our first stop to purchase Caron a sleeping mat. At times, monks provided sleeping mats, but, in general, they avoid women like the plague and having one’s own mat was best to secure a decent sleep.

Our test ride through the countryside took us past substantial cassava plantations whilst sharing the path with broom and feather duster salesmen until reaching tiny of Ban Chak Ngaew. Ban Chak Ngaew is a community of Thai Chinese who still maintain their traditional lifestyle. A stand sold pineapples already cut accompanied by a sugar and chilli mix, unusual but surprisingly delicious on a hot day. The main street was lined with traditional Chinese wooden shophouses complete with ground floor shops and living quarters above. The nearby Hui Wei Sheng Niang temple is dedicated to a Hainan goddess worshipped by Hainanese worldwide.

Legend has it a fisherman named Pan, fishing out at sea, caught a block of wood which he threw back into the ocean. The next day he, nevertheless, caught it again. This repeatedly happened a few days, and Pan decided to take the block home. He felt the block had magical power and thus prayed to it, asking to be blessed with a great catch. He promised to build a temple to enshrine the wood if his prayers were granted. Pan’s prayer was granted, and he returned from his fishing trip, sporting a huge catch. Sadly, Pan didn’t have enough money to build a temple and forgot all about the promise made. The next day, his pigs became ill, and his neighbours saw a woman sitting on the branch of a longan tree near his house. This made him remember his promise, and on informing his neighbours of the incident, the community came together and raised funds to construct a temple and prayed for guidance as to where to build the new temple. Suddenly, a child came by and showed them where the temple should be constructed, and the first Hui Wei Sheng temple was built.

The temple was lovely, and the family taking care of it demonstrated how to ask for protection during our cycling trip. We lit a few incense sticks and banged the gong three times to alert the goddess of our wish. What a pleasant experience.

Our route took us towards the enormous Wat Yansangwararam temple complex. The complex is set in a vast park, housing several buildings of vastly different architectural styles, well-kept gardens, and a sizeable lake, making a peaceful setting. A steep staircase, flanked by a Naga balustrade, led to Wat Phra Phutthabat, the “temple of the Buddha’s footprint” which housed a footprint of Buddha, uncovered in Thailand in the 17th century. The place revealed a legend, but I’ll let it go this time as the story is becoming long-winded.

Our last stop was up a small hill, to the Khao Chi Chan (Buddha Mountain), a 109-metre tall carving of a seated Buddha on the side of a mountain. It made an impressive sight. A tailwind made easy returning to Jomtien to swim in the Gulf of Thailand, before a supper of green curry and Chang beer.

 

5 August - Jomtien - Nong Yai temple – 79 km

Woo-hoo, time to start cycling and I, was more than happy to get going and off to an unknown destination. Clearing the Pattaya City limits took the best part of the day. Luckily, our route soon spat us out on a considerably smaller path and amongst pineapple, coconut and rubber tree plantations. A stall sold cotton candy (roti saimai). Roti saimai (pronounced say may) is a Thai-style candy floss or cotton candy wrapped in a sweet roti. The thin silk strands are spun sugar and the strands usually come in a rainbow of colours. The crepe is very thin, and I understand the green is from pandan leaves. They were delicious and one couldn’t help but buy a whole bag full.

Still chewing on cotton candy, we stopped at a pineapple depo to watch workers load massive heaps of pineapples and were promptly given two large pineapples. Looking at each other in disbelief, we had no idea where to pack this generous gift. Finally, at our lunchtime noodle soup stop, one pineapple was gifted to the stall owner.

The remainder of the day was a pure pleasure, pedalling along an undulated section past rubber tree plantations where the cups had already filled with latex.

Tiny Ban Nong Yai was a typical small Thai village featuring wooden Chinese shophouses, mobile food carts, restaurants, and temples. On seeking permission from monks to sleep at the temple, they pointed us to a tiled undercover area. Good thing Caron bought a sleeping mat as a tiled floor can be hard. Supper consisted of minced pork topped by an egg, and I’d a distinct feeling the two farangs were the topic of conversation.

 

6 August - Nong Yai Temple – Sronlai Homestay – 62 km

The temple gong didn’t solely wake the monks and us, but the temple dogs, geese, chickens and birds. Taking the commotion, it was clearly time to wake up. Nevertheless, packing up remained a peaceful process listening to monks chanting their morning prayers. No doubt the monks were gifted a delicious pineapple.

Upon departing, the heavens opened. There was nothing to do but to continue until locating a stall to hide until the worse blew over. The stall owner was super welcoming and gave us a bunch of litchis, and on wanting to pay, she wanted nothing of it. The rain soon cleared, allowing us to continue. Our lack of breakfast made us feel nibblish. At the Bo Thong market, noodle soup was exactly what was needed and eaten to great enjoyment of the curious villagers.

The day turned out quite eventful as, on leaving Bo Thong, a massive bulge appeared along the wall of my tyre and a huge bang indicated the end of both tyre and tube. It happened in front of a simple eatery, and the immensely helpful stall owner gave me a lift on her motorbike to a motorbike/bicycle store. There I could purchase a new tyre and tube, albeit an extremely knobbly one. However, beggars can’t be choosers, and soon the new tyre was humming on the tarmac.

Stalls sold interesting snacks, as well as fruit. I couldn’t believe we bought a watermelon after our desperate attempt to get rid of the pineapples. The watermelon was tied on the back of Caron’s bike as the plan was on eating it later. A lovely ride led through dense forests and cashew plantations. On stopping to inspect this unusual fruit with its nut growing outside, the humble plantation owners came out to meet us. They were making charcoal and made time to show us the process. What modest and lovely people.

We encountered a few hills en route, typically featuring a shrine at the high point. These shrines were usually adorned with red Fanta soda bottles and a few flower garlands. Following taking a few pics in a rubber tree plantation, the next stop was at a dam. The dam had a lovely setting where one could camp and rent canoes, making a delightful end to an already enjoyable day.

 

7 August - Sronlai Homestay – Khao Chakan – 93 km

“We have to eat this watermelon,” Caron said, as she had no intention of carrying it an extra day. Breakfast was no doubt watermelon after which we followed a track via the dam wall, making a stunning morning ride. Dense forests lined both sides of the road, and butterflies and monkeys darted across our path while making our way through an elephant reserve. Regrettably, no elephants were spotted, merely dung, a sure sign they were in the vicinity.

The scenery was superb as we proceeded past bright-green rice paddies and water buffalo waddling in ponds left by recent rain. Fifty kilometres further, we stopped for our usual noodle soup lunch. Later, it started raining but as it was only a drizzle rain gear was donned before continuing to our planned overnight stop.

Despite the rain the ride turned out quite pleasant. On reaching Khao Chakan Forest Park, enough time remained to walk up to a cave via a near vertical staircase. Hundreds of monkeys played on the stairs and rocks, showing their agility. The stairs led to a massive hole in the mountainside, revealing stunning vistas of the surrounding landscape. The rain made the descent a tricky affair, wishing we were as agile as monkeys the walk down was a slow and careful one. Our accommodation was busses converted into guest rooms—quite a novelty. As always, when food shopping in the wake of a day of biking, far too much was purchased. Still, as the evening wore on, we miraculously managed to devour our entire supply of groceries.

 

8 August - Khao Chakan – Aranyaprathet – 85 km

Leaving our colourful bus accommodation, the way took us in the direction of Aranyaprathet where the plan was on crossing the border into Cambodia. Our chosen route ran through a highly rural area past old men herding water buffalo and village dogs attempting to give chase. Stopped at a small ice cream stall, about the entire community came out to greet us and little kids were unceremoniously dumped on Caron’s lap for a photoshoot.

A country lane led to Prasat Mueang Phai believed to be an ancient city dating from the Dvaravati era (6 - 11th century). According to what I read, Mueang Phai was a walled city that measured 1000 metres by 1300 metres and was surrounded by a 40-metre wide moat. Great was our surprise, therefore, to find simply a tiny heap of bricks and earth. However, this unsatisfactory discovery didn’t deter us. A short detour took us to Prasat Khao Noi believed built in the 12th century. This one was easier to find, and 254 steps later, we located the remains of three towers. Sadly only the middle one remained intact. In addition, an information board stated a lintel found on site dated to 637 AD but was quite likely re-used.

At the border town of Aranyaprathet, our laundry was handed in before rushing to the food vendors. The central pond and fountain acted as a night market and was surrounded by food vendors where one could pick from numerous dishes.

Dessert was “sankaya” or Thai pumpkin custard, a Thai-style pumpkin pie filled with lightly sweetened coconut milk and egg custard steamed inside a pumpkin. Quite delicious.

Ingredients

1 Kabocha squash (Japanese pumpkin)

10 Cups of water (for steaming)

4-5 Eggs

3/4 Cups coconut milk

1/3 Cup of coconut palm sugar

Pinch of salt

Pinch of cinnamon

1 tsp. vanilla extract

 

Preparation

Cut out the pumpkin like you would during Halloween. Cut out the top, remove all seeds and stringy insides.

In a mixing bowl, crack the eggs, add coconut milk, salt, cinnamon, vanilla and palm sugar. Stir well until the palm sugar is blended into the mixture.

Pour mixture into pumpkin.

Bring water to a boil in a steamer. Then place the pumpkin and the pumpkin lid inside the steamer basket. Don’t cover the pumpkin with the lid. Set the pumpkin lid in the steaming basket off to the side, so it cooks, too.

 

 

131 Cambodia (7)

954 Km – 16 Days

 

9 August - Aranyaprathet, Thailand – Roadside Guesthouse, Cambodia – 83 km

We cycled to the border where the border market and trade were already in full swing. The area was in complete chaos with traders in a mad rush to get to the market. We tried our level best to make our way through the hectic traffic. Eventually making it to the immigration office. After a quick stamp in the passport, we departed well-organised Thailand and entered a more chaotic Cambodia.

The entire way was congested with human-drawn carts, tricycles, three-wheeled motorcycles pulling heavily laden wagons, trucks, buses, and tuk-tuks all loaded to the hilt. It took weaving our way through dusty, bumper-to-bumper traffic, dodging barefoot monks and muddy puddles to the Cambodian emigration. A Cambodian visa came at $30 as per the embassy website. Hundred Thai Baht was nonetheless added to the price. (The Thai baht, I assumed, was what is known as “spreading the profit”)

From the immigration office, a good but dusty and congested ride took us east in the direction of Siem Reap. Numerous eateries lined the way and one such stall sold rice cooked in bamboo. Sticky rice is mixed with sugar, sweet red beans and coconut milk and then stuffed into cylinders of hollow bamboo. These tubes are then slow-roasted over coals, making a delicious snack.

The route made its way past bright green rice fields, wooden houses on stilts and friendly kids. Stopping to enjoy coconut juice was a fascinating affair involving meeting super-welcoming Cambodians. Wrinkly old ladies gave big toothless grins, and small kids shyly looked from behind their mother’s aprons at the two “farangs” (foreigners) in their midst. The day consisted of ambling along, marvelling at our new country, and passing men herding cattle and basic wooden houses where families were swinging in hammocks under stilted homes.

A sign pointed to a guesthouse, and to our surprise, we discovered a decent place offering a ground floor abode at $7. On taking a walk searching for a restaurant, we got plenty of stares and were observed with great interest. Even though no English was spoken, we managed to order food.

 

10-11 August - Roadside Guesthouse – Siem Reap – 85 km

Before heading to Siem Reap we first had coffee enjoying the fresh, morning air. The path was shared with broom and feather duster salesmen. Ornate temples jutted out forests and gave colour to paddy fields stretching as far as the eye could see. Fruit stands sold custard apples, and we bagged a few for the road. We biked on passing what we called “nursery carts” as these carts were stacked with plants and flowers, apparently heading to a market.

Our midday noodle soup stop caused a fair amount of interest from bystanders and people brought children to be photographed. Though, I’d a feeling the kids weren’t all comfortable with their new role as models.

Overcast weather and a tailwind made effortless pedalling, past water buffalo enjoying muddy puddles left by the previous night’s rain, and past ramshackle shops selling cigarettes and petrol by the litre. A market sold deep-fried snakes, frogs, and crickets. Caron couldn’t face trying these delicacies, and I merely tried the snake served with salt and lemon but thought it dry and tasteless.

Siem Reap was a bustling town swarming with tourists. It thus came as a shock to see the hordes of foreigners, fancy hotels, and upmarket eateries following a week in the countryside.

The next day was spent exploring world-renowned Angkor Wat, a fascinating experience.

 

12 August - Siem Reap – Sroyorng Koh Ke Guesthouse – 116 km

Cycling out of Siem Reap, I was surprised to witness child labour. Small kids on bicycles collected empty bottles to recycle. Being Sunday, I hoped they attended school during the week. Once out of touristy Seam Reap, the road deteriorated, making a bumpy ride through potholes filled from the previous night’s rain.

Rather than taking the highway, we opted for a significantly smaller route, hoping it would lead to the Mekong River. The ride turned out to be exciting along a dirt track and through the utmost of rural areas. Villagers still farmed in primitive ways, lived in nipa huts, obtained water from wells and chewed paan. Ox-drawn carts carted wares, rice was milled in backyards, and rice paper (used in Vietnamese rice paper rolls) were made by the entire family. Corn boiled in large pots at the roadside, and the aroma made it virtually impossible to cycle past. Unfortunately, our decision to buy what was on offer sent nearly the entire community in disarray. A few kids ran home, others giggled endlessly, but one brave soul remained and shyly served the two foreigners. The rain caught us no less than three times, each shower leaving us sopping wet with steam rising from our soaked bodies.

The area was nevertheless delightfully rural, kids played in rivers and jumped off bridges and did what kids do. Others were cutting rice in paddies, and village dogs made it clear this was their territory. A pleasant day by anyone’s standards made even more so by finding a guesthouse in a tiny nameless settlement.

 

13 August - Sroyorng Koh Ke Guesthouse – Chhaeb – 110 km

Child monks collected food as we biked out of the village. Our path twisted and turned through rural settlements where cattle and buffalo had the right of way. Like the previous days, our route was shared with two-wheel tractors pulling wooden trollies laden with produce or entire families. Friendly kids called “hello”, and pyjama-clad women waved us goodbye.

Motorbike salesmen were carting piglets in bamboo cages and others woven fish traps. But, highly fascinating was a mobile separating rice milling machine (not sure what it’s called). It went from house to house and separated the villager’s rice from the husk.

Fearful kids hid behind their mothers’ aprons and small dogs ran for their lives, only stopping once they reached the safety of their homes. This was a clear indication few foreigners ever ventured that way. The way ran amongst the ever-present luminous green rice paddies and past small kids, three up, on small bicycles. Finally, towards the end of the day, Chhaeb rolled into view.

Little English was spoken in those rural areas. Still, getting a bite to eat was easy. All one needed to do was repeatedly point your second and middle finger to your mouth (indicating chopsticks). What was served was often a surprise. This time, it consisted of a clear broth containing chicken feet, rice, and a meat dish that primarily included bones. What bones they were, remains a mystery. Still feeling slightly hungry, we stopped at a stall to pick up a noodle dish. Waiting, Caron ordered a boiled egg and to her horror, the egg turned out “Balut” - a half-developed duck embryo. Needless to say, the dogs enjoyed it.

 

14 August - Chhaeb – Stung Treng – 86 km

Our first stop was at a baguette stand. Cambodia’s traditional snack, Nompang (baguette), is filled with slices of pork, meatloaf, pickled carrots, papaya, and cucumber, topped with coriander and a pate spread. It’s delicious.

Then, on to our final stretch to the Mekong. It must be mentioned this was an extremely rural area where foreigners seldom ventured. Even though friendly, children were, for the most part, highly apprehensive and kept their distance. Vendors sold meagre supplies of petrol by the litre, and a few fruit and vegetables from their gardens. Also sold were birds and other wildlife in cages including a baby monkey who befriended a dog (as if they knew they were in the same boat as both were for sale).

Still, even the tiniest hamlet had a pharmacy and a small clinic, consisting of no more than a few bamboo woven beds. The beds weren’t unusual as, in general, people in southeast Asia sleep on woven rugs. Soon afterwards, it started raining. A ramshackle stall made a good cover and place for a tasty barbequed sausage and baguette snack. I considered it best not to enquire regarding the ingredients. Whilst waiting until the weather cleared, we watched ladies pounding rice to make tepung, a kind of rice flour. As in Africa, two women rhythmically pounded rice into fine rice flour in a large wooden trough using long poles, hypnotic and relaxing watching.

Crossing innumerable broad rivers and watching skilful fishermen cast their nets, the path crossed the Mekong River via the modern Stung Treng Bridge. The town sported several guesthouses and finding accommodation was straightforward. Although right in the market area, we were unsuccessful in finding food and eventually settled for a fried noodle dish from a Chinese restaurant.

 

15 August – Stung Treng – Krati – 142 km

Hou boude, hou,” Caron said when I told her the ride to Krati would be 140 kilometres, the next settlement along the Mekong. Unfortunately, the area didn’t offer a great deal in line of accommodation or even temples, and one had little option but to continue. A bumpy and potholed route led out of Stung Treng. Mercifully, about 40 kilometres later, a brand-spanking-new road, made riding far more comfortable. The weather was overcast, but a slight headwind slowed our pace.

Even though a challenging day, it remained a privilege and a pleasure to cycle past small settlements where cattle, bare-bum kids and buffalo had the run of the village. A lunch of fried rice from a roadside stall provided much-needed energy.

Basic wooden houses on stilts, welcoming Cambodians, and laundry flapping on fences became familiar scenes. For the best part of the day we’d our heads down as we pedalled across enormous rivers, past rice fields and forested areas until reaching Krati in a slight drizzle and fading light. Exhausted, and Caron with a sore behind, the Heng Heng Hotel, right on the Mekong River, was a welcome sight. However, no sooner settled in, a fierce storm rolled in, rattling windows and doors, and we couldn’t believe our luck. Once the storm had subsided, hunger pains drove us to a nearby restaurant where we could choose from an extensive range.

 

16 August – Krati

We woke to the sounds of the street and a view of the Mekong River. As we’d plans of tracking down the rare freshwater river dolphins, there was no rush to go anywhere. A walk through the market was as interesting and informative as all markets, and it gave a glimpse into the lives of ordinary Cambodians. Who said pyjamas was purely for bed? In Cambodia, this comfortable garment has evolved into all-purpose wear. Pyjamas were worn by Khmer women at all times of day - to markets, on the streets and even to restaurants. We, therefore, followed suit and Caron bought herself decent Cambodian pyjamas she planned on wearing riding.

A bumpy tuk-tuk ride dropped us where boatmen took people across a strong-flowing Mekong River to where we hoped to catch a glimpse of the river dolphins. Irrawaddy dolphins are distinctive in that, unlike nearly all species of dolphins with long noses and pointed features, the Irrawaddy species has a blunt nose and straight mouth, rounded tail and fins. In addition, they don’t jump like other dolphins, and one had to look closely to see them. It’s said that these dolphins are genetically related to the killer whale (orca). How interesting! Although called the Irrawaddy River dolphin, I understood that they are not actual river dolphins. Instead, they are oceanic dolphins living in brackish water near coasts, river mouths, and estuaries. It has established subpopulations in freshwater rivers, including the Ganges and the Mekong. These dolphins are highly vulnerable as the worldwide population appears around 7,000. Another interesting fact is that they are almost blind. They have tiny eyes and even lack lenses and can do little more than distinguish between light and dark. What a fascinating world we live in! Finally, with threatening weather, our boatman returned to the safety of the shore.

 

17 August - Krati – Police station – 83 km

From Krati, a narrow, rural track ran along the Mekong, a beautiful ride through small settlements on the river banks. Flooding is a way of life along the lower Mekong. In August/November, monsoon rains fill the river, spilling over into adjacent farmlands. Our route was chock-a-block with livestock, laundry and children; all brought to the elevated road for safety. If your house wasn’t on high stilts, things were sure to become wet. Schools, temples, mosques and even clinics were all under water. Yet, no one seemed stressed and kids enjoyed the abundance of water.

Pyjama-clad women sat in doorways nursing babies or playing with toddlers. At the same time, men on haunches fixed fishing nets and bamboo chicken cages. Eateries moved onto the slightly elevated road which made convenient pickings. The path meandered through the chaos until reaching where the map indicated a guesthouse. Regrettably, the place didn’t exist and at the temple, monks pointed us to another temple. The temple was a busy one occupied by child monks and village kids. Understandably, they were inquisitive, but this well-meaning attention was overbearing to us. In the process, a kind Cambodian offered accommodation in his house but, again, we found sharing sleeping quarters with an entire family too close for comfort and continued to where we came upon a police station. Helpful staff phoned the “director” who gave the necessary permission. After presenting our passports and lining up for a photo (which made us feel and look like two criminals), the staff pointed to a vacant office. Under scrutiny, we swept the office and rolled out our sleeping mats. Our every move was watched until we eventually indicated our need for privacy and our hosts returned to their office. Caron wasn’t too happy sharing our spot with frogs, crickets, grasshoppers and geckos and once they were gently helped outside, we settled in.

 

18 August - Police station – Kampong Cham – 48 km

Caron claimed she slept keeping one eye open, watching for our four-legged “roommates”. Following a photoshoot, we cycled south in the direction of Kampong Cham. Still early, we found villagers going about their daily tasks. Kids were off to school, and ladies in pyjamas sold fried dough from the back of bicycles, which made a great snack cycling.

Like the previous day, low-lying areas were flooded, sometimes only rooves of barns or houses could be seen. Kids loved it and had a ball playing with anything that would float. The slightest elevated areas were used to dry produce, cook or keep chickens and cattle out of harm’s way. As grazing areas were flooded, feed was collected elsewhere, and ladies on bikes carted animal feed. At the same time, men toiled the land using oxen. The river trail was one of my favourite rides, and thoroughly enjoyable as we made our way to sleepy Kampong Cham. The evening was spent strolling along the riverfront in the company of the people from Kampong Cham, as this was where they hung out at sunset.

 

19 August – Kampong Cham –Phnom Penh – 110 km

From Kampong Cham, a small track took us along the river and went past people living on barges; several even had small gardens. Ladies were dyeing silk (used in weaving) or were drying grasses in the sun. These colourfully dyed grasses made pretty pictures as well as beautiful mats. Salesmen stacked high sold wares from door to door and bicycles piled equally high with animal feed were on their way home. Small kids, no more than four or five years old, gave friends a ride on their tiny bikes. Their balance on a bicycle is extraordinary.

Due to flooding, our route ended abruptly, forcing us to find an alternative path. Unfortunately, a typical monsoon storm came in. We pulled into the nearest sheltered area, only to find it a private house. In typical Cambodian style, the family welcomed us and offered chairs to wait out the weather.

Once the worse was over, we set out anew, soon reaching the highway leading into Phnom Penh. Being Sunday afternoon, we’d an (almost) leisurely ride into the city. Once at Grand View Guesthouse, I was delighted to meet my adorable friends Chop, Matthew, Phillipe, Nic and a few others.

 

20-21 August - Phnom Penh

Priority was to obtain a Vietnamese visa and a tuk-tuk ride took us to the Vietnamese embassy merely to find it closed. There was zero one could do and we returned to our abode. Caron visited the killing fields and the old S21 detention centre. I chatted to my friends and caught up on outstanding matters. We handed over our passports to a visa agency as we had limited time available. At a small fee, they arranged a Vietnamese visa in 24 hours. During our stroll along the riverfront, we were cajoled into a sunset cruise and at $5 pp, we were easily swayed. The evening turned out lovely as the boat slowly sailed upriver at sunset and we, glass of wine in hand, sat back and enjoyed it all.

The next morning, we searched for dumplings uncovered outside the central market. Afterwards, we felt well-fed and strong enough to brave the market. We weaved through a labyrinth of stalls in the hunt of nuts and other delicacies to concoct a snack to eat during the day. Tickets were bought to that evening’s traditional dance show which made a lovely evening out.

 

22 August — Phnom Penh — Angkor Borei (Borey) — 91 km

Getting out of Phnom Penh was easier than anticipated. The initial plan was to head to Neak Loeung, but 20 kilometres outside the city, a change of plan made us head to Angkor Borei. A stunning ride proceeded through a seldom visited and rural part of Cambodia. The way varied from exceptionally rough and potholed to smoothly paved. Just as one became used to the comfort of a paved road, it abruptly ended and turned into a rough dirt track past duck farms and people on motorbikes laden with bananas. These motorbikes were fitted with frames allowing transporting a maximum load. At a water stop, the owners promptly invited us in and even offered accommodation. Too early to call it a day we continued to where a ferry took people across the Tonle Bassac and continued on a rough track, past farmers drying rice.

Certain crops were ready to be harvested, others were planted more recently. Lunch was at the small community of Prey Lovea, and then on to Angkor Borei an area continuously inhabited for at least 2500 years. Artefacts unearthed in the area dates from the Neolithic period between the 4th - 5th century AD and the Angkorian period (9th - 15th century AD). Nevertheless, there was no sign of its past glory. In tiny Angkor Borei finding a guesthouse was easier than food, eventually, we settled for ordinary fried noodles, but would’ve been happy with almost anything dished up.

 

23 August - Angkor Borei - Kampot

From Angkor Borei, we understood a boat ferried people to Takeo, saving biking a long distance around the lake. Since no one spoke English, the procedures or time weren’t entirely clear. The lady at our digs spoke a little English, and reported a boat departed at 7h00. Adjacent to the temple, we located a slipway and the official Angkor Borei/Takeo ferry. Once the bikes and panniers were loaded, more passengers started arriving. We claimed the front seat and waited until the boat filled up.

No sooner were the boat underway when the engine cut out, leaving the boat adrift. Thankfully, they simply wanted to drop a passenger. The skipper sped across the lake at high speed, drenching the two unsuspecting “farangs”, and we then understood why others filled the boat from the back. Barely an hour later, we arrived in Takeo, soaking wet.

A slow leak made me stop at a bicycle shop to buy a new inner tube as I’d neglected to fix the punctured ones. The shop had none in stock, and I started fixing the old tubes, a job the owner took out of my hands as he most likely thought I’d no idea what I was doing. I didn’t resist, and he fixed both tubes. He wanted no payment and further supplied us with a stack of patches. Before cycling out of Takeo, breakfast was pork pau and iced milk tea, usually delicious. Still, we were served a glass of condensed milk over ice. Even though strange, we drank it anyhow. The owner subsequently showed us we were to add the tea (already on the table) to the milk! He most likely thought, “Stupid foreigners, which we were”. Being already late, we made our way to the main road which took us in the direction of Kampot.

The path followed was a rough one and once on the main road the going was considerably easier. Battling a headwind and becoming drenched on three occasions made slow progress. The rain was a blessing to the farmers, and rice paddies were filled to the brim. It’s never a pleasure riding into a headwind, and we had 70 kilometres of that. Little did we know the worse was still to come.

Approximately 18 kilometres from Kampot, the road deteriorated to such an extent it became easier to cycle next to it. Traffic snaked around potholes as best they could, a futile attempt as ongoing roadwork made it one giant pothole and, therefore, a dusty and slow affair.

Thrilled to arrive in Kampot, we headed across the river to Riverside Bungalows, where guests laughed at our dirty, dusty faces. On removing our shades, we resembled two Silverleaf monkeys. Following a shower, it was time for a well-deserved beer and a massive plate of food.

 

24 August – Kampot

Kampot River Bungalows was an ideal place to enjoy a day of leisure. Situated in a jungle-like setting, it featured nipa huts on stilts overlooking the river. It made a peaceful and tranquil location. Cabins were extremely basic and airy, but mercifully came with mosquito nets.

Inner tubes made perfect toys with which to float on the river. The restaurant deck extending over the water was an excellent place to while away the time. Later, a short cycle led into Kampot, and once stocked up on snacks, we returned to our little haven. Supper was on the deck overlooking the river. Life was indeed good behind the potted plants.

 

132 Vietnam (4)

483 Km – 6 Days

 

25 August - Kampot, Cambodia – Ha Tien, Vietnam – 75 km

From Kampot, and on a bumpy, dusty route, the way to Vietnam weaved through rice paddies, palm trees and basic houses under corrugated iron roofs, to the small seaside village of Kep. From Kep, we made our way along a rural path to the border through an area where the air smelled of cow dung, and typical homes kept cattle in front yards. Nevertheless, our last day of riding in Cambodia was a relaxing one watching ladies cutting rice and kids collecting snails in rice fields.

The Hungry Ghost Festival was being celebrated and shrines were stacked with tins of beer and cigarettes. At the full moon of the seventh lunar month of the Chinese calendar, it’s believed the gates of hell open, and spirits of hungry ghosts are allowed to roam Earth. Naturally, these ghosts need food and people help by offering food, paper money, candles, and flowers. We watched villagers burning paper offerings in an attempt to appease the ghosts.

On arrival at the Cambodian/Vietnam border, crossing into Vietnam was a smooth affair. Our first stop was at a cave temple, reached following climbing a few stairs. The cave was surprisingly airy inside and offered grand vistas of the surrounding landscape.

Our first town in Vietnam was one with a fascinating history. Way back, Ha Tien was a Cambodian province. Still, under the attack of the Thai’s in 1708, the then-governor, Mac Cuu, approached Vietnam for assistance. Assistance was granted after which Mac Cuu governed the area as a fiefdom. Sadly, this wasn’t the end of their struggle. Since then, they’ve been invaded by Thais on several occasions and came under attack during the American war and during the reign of the Khmer Rouge, who massacred thousands of civilians living in Ha Tien at the time. Today, though, Ha Tien is a peaceful town sporting a lovely river setting, a lively day market, and an interesting night one.

Trying to change money was easier said than done, as no one spoke English and banks were closed. However, one could typically get a better rate at the gold shops. With a whopping 2,000,000 Vietnamese Dong (approx. $85) in our pockets, we felt rich and booked into an establishment right on the river.

 

26 August — Ha Tien — Chau Doc — 103 km

It was a pleasure to wake to the sounds of the street and the general mayhem of the market. I sipped my first cup of coffee listening to ferries blowing their horns before departing to the islands - a pleasant way to greet the day. Before getting underway breakfast was at the market. It consisted of a typical Vietnamese Pho (noodle soup), the first of many.

Our path followed a canal close to the Cambodian/Vietnam border and a way congested with motorcycles and minivans running to and from Cambodia. It, nevertheless, remained a pleasant ride, and rains transformed the delta into what looked like an ocean. At times, the canal completely disappeared, but amazingly boats still managed to find their way. River transportation was alive and well in Vietnam, and so was the farming of birds’ nests. These edible birds’ nests are created by swiftlets using their saliva to build them. The nests are extremely popular in Chinese culture not unlike caviar in the west. Its popularity is due to its rarity and supposedly high nutritional value and flavour. I subsequently read, these nests are among the costliest animal products consumed by humans, with nests selling at prices up to US$3000 per pound, depending on grading. With those numbers in mind, it’s understandable why farmers build massive structures specifically for these birds to nest.

Roadside markets sold woven baskets and mats, and peasants collected plastic bottles and tins to recycle. In Vietnam, eateries came with tables and chairs and a considerable number of hammocks, as it is unthinkable to sit when one could lay, which made complete sense. We followed suit, kicked back in a hammock, and replenished our thirst with coconut juice.

With the recent flooding farmers had nowhere to dry their rice crops. They used the tarmac, forcing vehicles over it to assist in the threshing process.

The Ba Chuc memorial was a grim reminder of the horrors perpetrated by the Khmer Rouge. In April 1978, the Khmer Rouge killed 3157 villagers in Ba Chuc; only two survived. A depressing visit. Outside, a lady sold what I would call Vietnamese pizza (Banh Trang Nuong). It consisted of rice paper grilled on coals and topped with chilli paste, quail eggs, spring onions, and minced pork. Delicious.

The trail petered out altogether forcing us to return to our original route. Caron was a star and never complained once about the detours or terrible conditions. Once in Chau Doc, the comfortable Thuan Loi Hotel right on the river was a perfect choice.

 

27 August - Chau Doc – Cao Lanh- 75 km

Our balcony overlooked the Bassac River, a perfect vantage point to watch all happenings. Not simply did large boats move up and down the river, but people rowed kids to school or themselves to work or markets. All this happened whilst the river was in full flood, and one could only be amazed at the skilful way they did it. Our route left via a small path and we made our way along one of the many canals. In the process, we passed ladies under straw hats pushing carts laden with fruit and vegetables from door to door.

The delta is a watery world. Here, the Mekong River drains into the South China Sea, ending its 4,350 km journey from Tibet through Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia. No less than four times ferries were required to get across the many waterways and canals, all making an unforgettable day. Roads were generally tiny and villages small and rural, and the larger ones were congested with motorbikes and scooters.

Having a bite to eat at a restaurant, I was surprised to see a man and his chicken having lunch. I’m not kidding you. There he was, with his chicken sitting next to him on a chair. On his departure, he tucked the chicken under his shirt, got on his motorbike, and sped off. A river trail ran along the canals from our lunch spot, making a good day on the bike.

 

28 August - Cao Lanh – Vinh Long – 70 km

“I think we’ve doubled the tourist count of Cao Lanh,” Caron said as we sat down to an excellent bowl of Pho. Pho is a Vietnamese soup consisting of broth, rice noodles and meat and is considered Vietnams national dish. Ambling along, we were perplexed by the drying of water hyacinth. As far as I was aware, barely any use existed for this extremely invasive and free-floating aquatic plant. I couldn’t imagine what it could be used for.

The Xeo Quyt forest was a magnificent 52-hectare forest and swamp. I understood it was one of the last natural forests in the Mekong Delta. During the Vietnam War (1955-1975), the area was used as a base, and today it hides the remains of Viet Cong bunkers. Paddling through a thick canopy of trees past remains of war relics made fascinating exploring. Moreover, it gave a tiny glimpse into the lives of Vietnamese during that time.

Finally, I discovered the use of dried hyacinth. Resourceful Vietnamese were using it to weave baskets and various other products. After ice cream, we turned our iron horses in the direction of Vinh Long. Once there, we opted for a short ferry ride to an island where a homestay owner showed us the way to his guesthouse. The evening turned out interesting as the establishment was brand-new, and still in the process of being built.

 

29 August – Mekong River Homestay – My Tho – 85 km

Breakfast included a delicious cup of Vietnamese coffee; the best had until then. We wished the family good luck with their new venture and cycled to the ferry. The boat was packed with farmers and traders taking produce to the market. It was astonishing to watch the skilful way they manoeuvred their motorcycles onto and off the ferry.

Our route continued along a river, passing villagers selling simple homemade nibbles. Others were winnowing rice the old-fashioned way or drying homemade sausage in the sun. Beautiful temples and interesting-looking brick-making structures made interesting detours. Each area in the delta produced a different crop, and we were very much in the area of dragon fruit plantations.

The delta came with countless ferry crossings and bridges. Rivers were busy waterways, and all boats had eyes painted on the bows. Fishermen and seafarers of all countries are superstitious, and the Vietnamese were no exception. Some say the eyes are intended to help the boats at sea find their way back to land. Others say the eyes are meant to scare off sharks or water monsters or are meant to bring good luck and fortune. Several fishermen believe their boats are like fish – with souls and eyes to steer clear of danger. Whatever their purpose, eyes adorned boats, both big and small. I understood painting eyes on a ship was an important ritual often associated with a ceremony to “open the eyes” of the vessel and bring it to life. I could relate to this as back home, before a dragon boat race, a ceremony known as “Awakening the Dragon’” or “Dotting of the Eye”, was performed, thus ending its slumber.

On arrival in My Tho, a helpful man pointed us to a budget hotel right across from the night market. It suited us perfectly and once showered, we hurried to the food court, where one could sit overlooking the river. Watching the Mekong flow past was a fitting end to the day and our ride through the delta.

 

30 August - My Tho – Saigon – 75 km

Breakfast was a pavement bánh mì (Vietnamese baguette). There was banh mi stands on practically all streets in Vietnam. The baguette featured crispy bread, with a tasty filling of sliced pork, pate, chicken, egg, spicy chilli sauce and herbs. We ate our baguette, dripping sauce over ourselves and the pavement (I don’t know how the Vietnamese do it), watching the horrendous morning traffic. Then, with full bellies, we joined the mass of motorbikes and resumed our ride out of My Tho. The ride turned out more pleasant than expected as we encountered rural paths leading virtually all the way to Saigon.

The route led through farming communities where women with conical hats sat on their haunches cooking. Chickens pecked in the dirt and men carted huge piles of hay on small motorcycles. The aroma of homemade food drifted across our path as school children headed home to have lunch. Our route meandered through dragon fruit plantations until reaching the city limits. We joined the eight million motorbikes in Saigon, into the city. Following suit, we didn’t look left or right and ignored red lights and road signs, eventually reaching downtown. In one of the alleys, we located Hai Guesthouse with a spacious room and large balcony. The strange thing was virtually everyone referred to the city by its old name “Saigon”, instead of TP Ho Chi Ming city. The only one’s referring to it by its proper name seemed the officialdom.

Sadly, this was the end of our journey. From Saigon, Caron returned home, and I’d to make a beeline to Thailand. I planned to meet my friend, Linda, in Bangkok, as she was coming to Asia to cycle Myanmar. It was a pleasure cycling with Caron, and I hope she enjoyed her time in Southeast Asia. Go well, my friend.

Saturday, 9 June 2018

126 - 127 CYCLE TOURING - LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - VIENTIANE TO PATTAYA WITH EMIEL

 A Visa Quest that Turned into a
 1,635-Kilometre, 29-Day,
 Unintentional Bicycle Adventure 


LAOS (8) & THAILAND (16) - Emiel
1,635 Kilometres - 30 Days
10 May – 8 June 2018

 


THAILAND (15.3), LAOS (8), THAILAND (16)


 

Prelude

It began innocently enough: a short ride, a sensible idea, the sort of plan that sounds entirely reasonable when discussed over beer. From there, things progressed in the usual manner: trains were boarded with bicycles that clearly objected, rules were encountered and quietly ignored, and a visa process unfolded that suggested bureaucracy is less a system and more a personality trait.

What followed was a steady sequence of heat, rain, villages, rivers, minor logistical misjudgements, and an impressive ability to turn “a short ride” into something considerably longer. There were good decisions, questionable ones, and several that only made sense at the time.

There were also beers. These played a central role in morale, recovery, and, occasionally, planning—though not always in that order.

 

 

 THAILAND (15.3)
 Settling Down Briefly (and Failing at It)

 

Bangkok – Maps, Memories and a Farewell

On Janice’s last day in Bangkok, we embarked on what can only be described as a slightly doomed mission to find the perfect precision tool for her art. After combing through shops, stalls, and what I suspect was someone’s living room, we found absolutely nothing.

But the universe, clearly feeling guilty, handed me a prize: a beautifully detailed map of Thailand and Southeast Asia. I had been searching for one for ages, so naturally, I was unreasonably excited over a piece of paper.

Then Janice casually upped the emotional stakes by gifting me a camera backpack. A good one. The kind that says, “You matter, and also please take better photos.” I felt equal parts touched and awkward—like when someone sings happy birthday to you in public. I wore it proudly all day, because if you don’t parade your gifts around, did they even happen?

That evening, Janice and Chris hopped into a taxi to the airport, marking the end of their epic cycling journey. Meanwhile, I stayed behind, already plotting my next questionable ride.

Bangkok is dangerously addictive. You think you’ll stay a few days, and suddenly it’s been a week, and you’re seriously considering opening a street food stall.

After farewelling my friends, I cycled to Bok-Bok Bike, the holy temple of touring bikes. I may have spent more time there than necessary, pretending to “inspect” things I had no intention of buying. I do things like that in bike shops.

Eventually, I retreated to my “emergency bunker” in Jomtien—essentially my personal recovery zone after too much adventure and not enough rest.

 

Jomtien - When ‘Let’s Cycle to the Border’ Sounds Like a Reasonable Plan

After ten years on the road, having a condo without a checkout date felt unsettling… like I’d forgotten to leave. I kept expecting someone to knock and say, “Ma'am, it's check-out time.”

But as always, the itch returned. During a casual conversation with Emiel—who coincidentally needed a visa run—I suggested we cycle to the border. He agreed far too quickly, which in hindsight should have been a warning sign (he later admitted he was under the impression we would only cycle part of the route).

Plans shifted (as they always do), and instead of cycling to Laos, we decided to take a train there and cycle back as Emiel was out of visa time. Genius. Flawless logic.

 

Pattaya to Nong Khai - Beer, Bunks, and Breaking the Rules Like Nervous Teenagers

When D-day arrived, we cycled a heroic six kilometres to Pattaya station—enough to justify how many snacks we brought.

Loading our bikes onto the train was… an experience. Imagine two people trying to fit oversized metal contraptions through a doorway clearly designed for normal-sized humans. We blocked entire carriages, and the conductor basically had to perform an Olympic vault just to get past us.

At Bangkok station, things got even better. Emiel’s bike was halfway out the door. At one point, I considered giving it a gentle push and claiming insurance.

Then we discovered the next train didn’t allow bicycles. Of course it didn’t. Why would it?

Eventually, we found another train on which our bikes would arrive two hours after we did. Not ideal, but by then, we had given up expecting logic.

We settled into sleeper bunks, opened our beers, and promptly learned that alcohol was forbidden. Naturally, we dealt with this like mature adults: by hiding behind curtains and drinking like teenagers, avoiding a teacher.

 

Delayed Bikes, Buddha Park and Crossing Borders

We arrived in Nong Khai (the border town) to discover our bikes were late. Great start.

Not wanting to waste time, we explored the town and visited Buddha Park—a surreal collection of statues that look like someone dreamt them after eating too much spicy food.

Returning to the station, I found my bike with a broken gear cable. The odometer suggested it had gone for a solo adventure while we were out.

After sorting the mess, we crossed into Laos and cycled into Vientiane under what can only be described as a personal relationship with the sun. Thankfully, the guesthouse had air-conditioning, which felt like stepping into heaven.

 

Vientiane – Food, Heat, and Mild Confusion

Evenings became our salvation. Riverside strolls, massive portions of food, and the kind of relaxed atmosphere that makes you forget you’ve spent the day melting.

We later visited the COPE visitor centre—informative, sobering, and deeply moving. The organisation supports people with mobility disabilities, mostly injured by unexploded ordnance. Laos remains the most bombed country per capita in history, yet COPE’s work has helped countless survivors reclaim their lives. To balance the emotional weight, we searched for SIM cards—always an adventure in itself.

At one point, I got a flat tyre with no tools. Emiel brilliantly suggested a tuk-tuk, clearly fearing I might suggest pushing the bike for several kilometres.

 

Visa Adventures (AKA Bureaucracy: The Sequel)

At the Thai Consulate, I was informed my photo was “too sexy” and needed replacing. I still don’t know whether to be offended or proud.

Between holidays, queues, and general bureaucracy, getting that visa felt like completing a side quest in a video game.

 

CYCLE TOURING LAOS (8)
 -Mythical Serpents and Questionable Markets

 

 

Vientiane to Thabok (98 kilometres) Escaping the Capital, Entering the Heat, and Overshooting the Plan

At long last, the moment arrived to escape Vientiane and actually start cycling—because up until now, we’d mainly been practising the highly technical sport of eating and waiting for visas.

Surprisingly, the day turned out rather pleasant. A gentle tailwind made the predicted 35°C feel less like a punishment and more like a mild inconvenience. Before long, we cleared the city and entered rural Laos, where kids enthusiastically shouted “Sabaidee falang!”—which, I suspect, loosely translates to “Look! Foreigners on bicycles again!”

Although this stretch wasn’t exactly postcard material, it had its charm. We passed temples, rice fields, and markets selling woven goods, as well as the occasional broken-down truck that looked like it had given up on life several years ago.

It was rice-planting season, so farmers in straw hats carefully sowed seeds in tiny fields by their homes, while kids pedalled to school and vendors sold fish—either in plastic bags or, for reasons unknown, in individual bottles. (Decorative? Portable pets? Emergency snacks? The mystery remains.)

At one point, we encountered a Buddhist funeral procession marching through the blazing heat. What started as a modest group steadily grew as villagers casually joined in, giving it the feel of a very solemn—but suspiciously expandable—parade.

Meanwhile, Emiel absolutely flew on his first day. In fact, he was so enthusiastic that he completely overshot our planned stop and only decided to stop 20 km later. Apparently, “let’s go a bit further” is a dangerous phrase.

We eventually ended up in Thabok, where accommodation was simple, clean, and—most importantly—right across from a restaurant serving food and beer. Priorities: perfectly aligned.

 

Thabok to Pakkading (100 kilometres) Rivers, Buffalo Philosophers, and the Three-Step Evening Routine

We left Thabok accompanied by what I can only describe as “two-wheeled tractors with ambitions.” These contraptions pulled wooden carts full of cheerful ladies in conical hats, looking far more relaxed about transport than we were.

The landscape gradually became greener and more lush as we crossed river after river feeding into the mighty Mekong. Water buffalo lounged about like retired businessmen, and canoes lined the banks as if patiently waiting for something exciting to happen.

Every now and again, the road hugged the river, then wandered inland like it had changed its mind, only to reconnect again later. Along the way, roadside stalls offered dried fish, smoked fish, and possibly fish that had been through some kind of emotional journey—all neatly wrapped in banana leaves.

Children acted as early warning systems: one shout of “falang!” and the entire village would appear, waving enthusiastically. However, if you dared to stop for a photo, they’d scatter instantly, as if you’d just turned into a tax collector.

By the time we reached Pakkading, we had settled into our routine:

Find accommodation

Locate cold beer

Make the beer disappear at an alarming rate

 

Pakkading to Vieng Kham (45 kilometres) The Yuri Gagarin Bridge, Water Serpents, and a Mercifully Short Ride

A shorter day, which meant our legs got a break—and more importantly, Emiel’s backside received much-needed mercy.

We crossed the Pakkading River via a Russian-built bridge dedicated to Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space. A fitting tribute, really—cycling in this heat sometimes feels like entering another atmosphere altogether.

This bridge also came with a local tradition: truck drivers light a cigarette before crossing and toss it into the river to appease a mythical water serpent. We considered it, but decided our contribution to the serpent would be not falling into the river ourselves.

The road was lively, shared with everything from buses and trucks to goats, carts, and children riding motorbikes in configurations that defy physics.

Snack options were plentiful—watermelon was peeled and sliced roadside for pocket change, which frankly felt like the best deal of the entire trip.

Our accommodation for the night wasn’t exactly luxurious (let’s call it “authentically rustic”), but it worked. The beds were arranged in such a way that your feet didn’t face the door—because apparently, that’s unlucky. Comfort, clearly, takes second place to supernatural etiquette.

 

Vieng Kham to Hinboun (53 kilometres) Breakfast Confusion, River Crossings, and the Art of Not Melting

Breakfast brought one of the classic challenges of travel: ordering food without speaking the language.

We ended up with one shared plate of rice, pork, and eggs—perfectly logical in Southeast Asia, where meals are communal. However, we responded stubbornly and ordered a second plate, much to everyone’s confusion.

Well-fed, we pedalled on, crossing wide rivers and enjoying the rare sight of people actually cleaning the riverbanks—something you don’t often see.

As usual, kids treated us like a sporting event, cycling alongside at high speed until one inevitably lost a flip-flop or pedal, which somehow made the entire experience even more entertaining for everyone involved.

By midday, the sun became unbearable, and we wisely retreated to roadside lodging to avoid spontaneous combustion.

That evening, we tried “Seendat”—Laotian barbecue. This involved cooking your own food over a small dome grill with broth bubbling around it. It was part cooking class, part social event, and part survival test.

You grease the grill with pork fat, cook thin slices of meat, toss vegetables into the broth, and somehow end up with a delicious meal while sweating profusely. Highly recommended.

 

Hinboun to Thahek (53 kilometres) Markets of Questionable Protein and the Great Wall of Laos

We started the day at a market selling… everything.

Cockroaches, frogs, squirrels, and pieces of monitor lizard were all on display. Emiel did not cope well. In fact, his appetite resigned immediately.

It didn’t help that shortly afterward we encountered a soup stall where a buffalo carcass was being cleaned while food was prepared. This was apparently too much authenticity for breakfast.

Further along, we encountered the “Great Wall of Laos”—a geological formation surrounded by myths involving giants, traps, and ancient engineering projects. In reality, it’s natural—but far less fun to explain it that way.

Reaching Thahek, we celebrated with Beer Lao and dim sum. Emiel bravely tried a “100-year-old egg,” which looked terrifying but tasted… surprisingly normal. A triumph of courage over appearance.

The following day was a rest day—aka laundry, eating, coffee, eating again, and generally recovering from everything.

Thahek itself was charming, with old colonial buildings and riverside views. The only interruption to our peaceful evening was a storm that chased us indoors, reminding us that the weather here also enjoys surprises.

 

Thahek to Savannakhet (120 km) The Accidental Century Ride and the Mango-Strewn Road South

We set off expecting a relaxed two-day journey. Naturally, that plan collapsed.

The road was littered with mangoes blown down by a storm—a fruity obstacle course that kept things interesting.

Village life along the Mekong was simple and fascinating: stilt houses, animals underneath, and small plots of rice. People seemed both curious and delighted to see us, often encouraging photos—quite the contrast to big city anonymity.

However, accommodation proved elusive. None. Anywhere.

So we kept riding. And riding. And riding some more.

Eventually, slightly exhausted and very motivated by cold beverages, we reached Savannakhet. The first order of business? Beer.

The second? The night market—because clearly, cycling 120 km means you’ve earned the right to eat everything in sight.

 

Savannakhet - Colonial Streets, Tiny Chairs, and the Joy of Doing Very Little

A well-deserved rest day.

Savannakhet turned out to be a charming town with shady streets and colonial buildings. The day was spent doing very little (an underrated skill), while the evening brought lively riverside scenes—people eating, chatting, playing games, and enjoying the sunset.

Tiny chairs, massive portions of food, and a relaxed atmosphere—it’s safe to say we settled in quite comfortably.

 

 

THAILAND (16)
Rain, Ruins, and the Road Back to Pattaya

 

 

Savannakhet, Laos to Don Tan (67 km) Ignoring Instructions and Hunting for Breakfast

Our leisurely departure was justified by the gloriously short distance to the Laos–Thailand border. The plan—rather sensibly—was to cycle across the Friendship Bridge. Reality, however, had other ideas.

First came a five-kilometre detour to the immigration office, during which we heroically attempted breakfast. The result: coffee. Just coffee. Everything else—food, hope, and possibly dignity—was apparently lost in translation.

Stamped out of Laos, we were informed that cyclists must cross the bridge by bus. Naturally, I declared this outrageous nonsense. Emiel, who is normally the sensible one, briefly misplaced that trait, and we promptly ignored the rules like two fugitives from Bureaucracy Kingdom. Off we went, pedalling furiously across the bridge as if paperwork might catch us.

Having successfully smuggled ourselves into Thailand under the guise of “people on bicycles,” we made a beeline for civilisation: 7-Eleven. There, breakfast was finally secured, and our Thai SIM cards revived. Truly, modern miracles come in plastic packaging.

The route south began promisingly on a cycle path… which then vanished completely, dumping us back onto the main highway like an afterthought. By evening, we found a bungalow overlooking the Mekong, which drifted past with the unhurried confidence of a river that knows it will eventually reach the sea and is in absolutely no rush to do so.

 

Don Tan to Ban Kaeng Hi (75 km) Of Rain, Rice, and Being Thoroughly Soaked

Morning drizzle gifted us a blissfully cool ride—about as close to “cycling nirvana” as Southeast Asia gets without air-conditioning on wheels.

We passed water buffalo, temples, and rice paddies, with Emiel in excellent form and pulling us along like a human tailwind. A roadside noodle soup sighting triggered immediate emergency braking—always a sign of good priorities.

Further on, rubber plantations told a rather gloomy story: latex hanging uncollected because it now costs more to harvest than it’s worth. Meanwhile, farmers were busy planting rice—an operation involving mud, patience, and the kind of organisation that would shame most corporate meetings.

As the day progressed, the sky gathered itself into a threatening mood and promptly proved its point. We attempted to outrun the storm and were utterly defeated—arriving soaked to the bone with the dignified appearance of damp laundry.

Ban Kaeng Hi greeted us with accommodation—and a complete lack of electricity. The entire village had gone dark, presumably in solidarity with the rain.

Hunger led us to a small restaurant where our arrival caused immediate local fame. Within minutes, the entire village seemingly knew: two foreigners, arrived by bicycle, staying at the “resort” (a term used generously). Despite language barriers, food was communicated through the international dialect of enthusiastic pointing.

Dinner appeared: noodle soup, fried rice, and Beer Chang—because hydration matters. When rain resumed, the owner kindly offered us a lift for the 500-metre journey back. We declined (naturally), borrowed umbrellas instead, and returned them the next morning.

Conclusion: rural Thailand is absurdly lovely and dangerously charming.

 

Ban Kaeng Hi to Khong Chiam (95 km) Chillies, Climbing, and a Strategic Lack of Food

After a night cool enough to make air-conditioning unnecessary (a rare and noteworthy event worthy of certificates), we returned to our now-familiar restaurant—partly to return umbrellas, partly because they already knew how to feed us.

Emiel, mysteriously, claimed not to be hungry. I took this as an opportunity to order a fiery omelette with a quantity of chillies sufficient to alarm small mammals. Antacid was consumed preemptively.

The ride through Pha Taem National Park was glorious: forest, shade, hills, butterflies, dragonflies—and just enough incline to make us question our life choices.

Predictably, when Emiel finally got hungry, there was absolutely no food anywhere. This is a universal law of cycling.

We arrived in Khong Chiam starving and slightly offended by reality. After food and a shower, we visited the meeting point of the Mun and Mekong rivers, where the two streams flowed side by side without mixing—like relatives politely avoiding each other at a wedding.

 

Khong Chiam to Ubon (85 km) A Region Indecently Green

Welcome to Isan: flat, vast, agricultural, and extraordinarily green. The rice paddies glowed with such intensity that one suspects nature might be showing off.

Roadside stalls ranged from fruit-laden abundance to what could only be described as two pumpkins and quiet optimism.

There were also an astonishing number of shops selling temple items—gongs, drums, and everything one never realised was in such demand until encountering several dozen shops dedicated to them.

Bodhi trees were everywhere—sacred, spirit-filled, and not to be cut down without due warning. Frankly, this seems fair. If I lived in a tree, I’d appreciate a polite heads-up too.

Ubon welcomed us with cheap accommodation directly opposite a night market—effectively removing any remaining self-control over food consumption.

 

Ubon to Kantharalak (75 km) Traffic, Superstition, and Deeply Judgmental Cows

A straightforward ride—slightly too straightforward, in fact, and busier than anticipated. To compensate, we invested in flower garlands for good luck. At 10 baht each, they seemed like an absolute bargain for something that would (in theory) prevent disaster.

The day required closer attention—like diving in poor visibility. Highlights included scrawny cows with long ears who looked quietly judgmental, as though deeply unimpressed with our cycling technique.

Kantharalak provided air-conditioning, affordable rooms, and a Buddhist holiday, which meant no beer. Except in restaurants. A loophole so appreciated it nearly deserved a toast.

Dinner ordering became a game of “No have” until we landed on fried rice and spicy mango salad, which—fortunately—did have.

 

Kantharalak to Phu Sing (70 km) Temples Built from Beer and Other Good Decisions

Breakfast at 7-Eleven (as tradition demands) was followed by a visit to the Temple of a Million Bottles—a structure made entirely of empty beer bottles.

Whether this is a triumph of recycling, devotion, or sheer persistence is unclear—but it’s impressive either way.

The ride itself was suspiciously perfect: light traffic, easy access to food and water, and a gentle tailwind. Suspicious because perfection tends to make one nervous.

Phu Sing offered charming timber bungalows and the added bonus of being mildly fascinating to locals. Two cyclists = instant entertainment.

 

Phu Sing to Chong Chom (80 km) Ruins, Roads, and the Excellence of Not Planning

Leaving the bungalows required emotional strength. After one last 7-Eleven stop, we ventured onward through more idyllic countryside—temples, rice fields, and cows clearly convinced they owned the roads.

We visited Prasat Chumphon, an ancient Khmer sanctuary—completely free and blissfully empty, aside from cows.

By evening, we reached Chong Chom, a border market selling everything imaginable, including many things nobody needed but someone clearly decided to buy anyway.

 

Chong Chom to Prasat Muang Tum (94 km) Pineapple, Heat, and Sensible Avoidance of Culture

The road hugged the Cambodian border, passing mushroom vendors with displays worthy of art exhibitions.

A pineapple stop resulted in one of the sweetest pineapples imaginable—further proof that roadside fruit stalls outperform most global supply chains.

We slinked into Prasat Muang Tum, housing a 1000-year-old Khmer temple at around 14h00. Muang Tum is one of the temples built in Angkor style when the Khmer empire controlled large parts of Thailand. It’s situated along an ancient road between Angkor Thom (present-day Siem Reap in Cambodia) to Phimai in Nakhon Ratchasima province (further North West).

Already late but still blistering, we considered it best to visit the temples in the morning.

 

Prasat Muang Tum to Non Din Daeng (41 km) Ancient Empires and the Power of a Good Breakfast

Breakfast was served at our abode, consisting of rice porridge with added ginger, chillies and coriander. I absolutely loved it. The meal was served with a few side dishes, including steamed palm cake in banana leaves and fried dough or doughnuts.

The temple visit was equally impressive—ancient, mysterious, and full of historical intrigue about empires rising, shifting religions, and general instability (which, frankly, history seems quite fond of).

Marvelling at these magnificent ruins, took a while and after a few pics, we got underway. Tiny Non Din Daeng was reached after a mere 40 kilometres, but it offered comfortable-looking accommodation. Upon closer inspection, it turned out even better than envisaged, with ground-floor, motel-style rooms, a restaurant, and a substantial, beautiful garden.

 

Non Din Daeng to Aranyaprathet (87 km) Speed, Gravity, and Questionable Confidence

Armed with fresh garlands (safety first), we hurtled downhill at speeds that suggested we had temporarily abandoned wisdom.

Garlands flap magnificently at high velocity, by the way.

At the bottom, maturity returned, and we continued to Aranyaprathet, where the “Garden Hotel” had no garden, which felt bold but acceptable.

 

Aranyaprathet to Khao Chakan (76 km) Stairs, Storm Threats, and Sleeping in Buses

With a pannier full of clean clothes, well-rested legs, and a belly full of food, we set out in the direction of one more ruin known as Prasat Khao Noi. Prasat Khao Noi was inhabited around the 12th – 13th Buddhist century. Today, the ruins sit atop a small hill roughly 80 meters high and are accessible via a stairway with 254 steps. A lintel and inscription unearthed on-site date to 637 AD, but were most likely reused.

From the ruins, a beautiful ride led through the countryside toward Khao Chakan. The weather looked threatening, and even though a strong wind picked up and dark clouds gathered, we miraculously never got wet and arrived in Khao Chakan bone-dry. That night’s accommodation was a fascinating set-up known as the Bus Resort, where old buses were converted into overnight accommodation – an absolute novelty. At Khao Chakan, a near-vertical staircase led to a massive hole in the mountain, offering views of the countryside.

 

Khao Chakan to Sronlai (94 km) Plenty of Elephants, None Actually Visible

Through elephant territory we rode, seeing none—but plenty of evidence they’d recently been very, very present.

Sronlai Homestay was situated on a dam and offered camping and bungalows. I opted to camp while Emiel took a room, as he had no tent. I liked camping at the dam as the availability of canoes made pleasant rowing at sunset. Suggesting this to Emiel, he laughingly claimed he’d no intention of becoming sportsman of the year and preferred having a beer. My rubber arm was easily twisted.

 

Sronlai to Pluk Daeng (90 km) Rolling Hills and a Soup with Opinions

A drifting day through farmland, featuring cashews that look permanently confused about their own design.

Supper was from a nearby restaurant where (quite understandably) not a word of English was spoken. Thank goodness, the menu included pictures one could point to. When the food arrived, it appeared that we had ordered soup in which floated a strange-looking head, complete with eyes. We burst out laughing and ordered fried rice. On second thought, it could’ve been eel, as it didn’t “taste like chicken”.

 

Pluk Daeng to Pattaya (46 km) Back to Civilisation, Ready or Not

A gentle drizzle carried us into Pattaya—a startling return to civilisation after weeks of rural calm.

We celebrated at Glenn’s bar, marking the completion of 1,635 kilometres of cycling.

Well done, Emiel. You survived, thrived, and provided excellent company—plus occasional questionable support for decision-making.