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Saturday, 30 September 2017

108-110 CYCLE TOURING SOUTHEAST ASIA - BANGKOK TO HANOI - TANIA 2017



BANGKOK TO HANOI
2244 Km – 30 Days
1 September – 30 September 2017


MAP

PHOTOS - THAILAND

 PHOTOS - LAOS

 PHOTOS - VIETNAM


 

THAILAND (11.1)

1 September – 12 September

 

1 September - Bangkok – Phanat Nikhom – 75 km

We were umming and ahhing which route to take but, in the end, decided to stick to the original plan. I’m not sure the taxi ride out of the city did any good as, upon being dropped off, we were still in the thick of things. There was nothing to do but pull up our big girl panties and face the traffic out of Bangkok. Thirty kilometres later, a rural road finally emerged. It came as both a relief and pleasure to find ourselves in the countryside, revealing bright-green rice paddies, blue skies, and colourful temples. Firmly entrenched in the land of friendly Thai people, we were offered drinking water and a shop owner gifted us drinking yoghurt; how kind. Our path continued until reaching Phanat Nikhom, home to the world’s largest woven basket. A caring lady pointed out comfortable digs near food and the ever-present 7-Eleven.

 

2 September - Phanat Nikhom – Sronlaihomestay – 70 km

Our path followed rural roads, making a pleasurable ride through the countryside. Our route went past wetlands and farmlands, where pineapples, cassava and papayas formed the principal crop. A stand sold pineapples, and again, the lady wanted no remuneration. It made me feel guilty as they have little, and we were on an extended holiday, and fed by them.

The vast rubber tree plantations pedalled past generally featured spirit houses. Typically, spirit houses were to honour earth spirits who lived on the land before clearing, thus providing them with alternative accommodation. An idyllic spot offered cottages and a place to camp. The availability of kayaks allowed rowing on the lake, a lovely end to a day of cycling.

 

3 September - Sronlaihomestay – Khlong Hat – 87 km

Tania was up at the crack of dawn, and by the time I surfaced, she was already packed and rearing to go. A lovely ride along the dam wall brought us to Khlong Takrao, from where the road led to Khlong Hat. The cycle was enjoyable, mostly along country lanes and past corn and sugar cane plantations.

The way proceeded through an elephant reserve, but no wildlife was spotted, let alone any elephants. It, nevertheless, remained stunning to cycle through such a densely forested area. Being effortless riding and aided by a slight tailwind, we sailed into Khlong Hat shortly past 15h00. That night’s camping was at the police station.

 

4 September - Khlong Hat—Aranya Prathet— 88 km

When Tania is around, there’s no sleeping in and seeing we were up early, we set out to explore nearby caves. Before reaching the cave, some climbing was required; sadly, the cave was pitch dark and slippery. Neither of us brought a headlamp and it seemed far too risky to explore any further. On the other hand, the viewpoint offered magnificent vistas of the surrounding area. Afterwards, we returned to our bicycles, stowed under the watchful eye of the Buddha.

We retraced our steps through Khlong Hat and then swung east in the direction of Prasat Khao Noi, ruins of a Khmer temple on top of a minor (Noi) hill (Kho). Prasat Khao Noi’s claim to fame is a lintel discovered during excavation; the oldest ever found in Thailand, dating to the 7th century, quite likely reused. It started drizzling, and we made our way down the 254 steps to where the bikes were parked.

Prasat Muang Phai sounded fascinating as I read Phai was an ancient city dating from the Dvaravati-era. Mueang Phai was a walled city that measured 1,000 metres by 1,300 metres, surrounded by a 40-metre-wide moat. Great was our disappointment; therefore, when simply a heap of stones and chickens scratching in the dirt remained. The next town was Aranyaprathet, which marked the end of the ride.

 

5 September – Aranyaprathet – Non Din Daeng (Lam Noang Rong Dam) – 105 km

The way between Aranyaprathet and Non Din Daeng proceeded past bizarre temples and the ruins of Sdok Kok Thom. Sdok Kok Thom was an 11th-century Khmer temple, dedicated to the Hindu god Shiva. Sdok Kok is best known for a 1000-year-old inscribed stela, came upon during renovations. Inscriptions described everyday life and gave details concerning important events and services provided to the king by the temple’s family.

The generosity of the Thai people is astounding, and they provided us with not merely ice-cold drinking water but also mangos and steamed rice in banana leaves.

Under a relentless sun, we slowly made our way over the Sankamphaeng Range. Shortly after reaching the top, mobile carts sold passion fruit and ice-cold passion fruit juice, precisely what was needed in the wake of such a steep climb on a hot day. Nearing Non Din Daeng, dark clouds appeared on the horizon, and one could hear thunder rumbling in the distance.

The approaching storm made pedalling like the clappers to reach Lam Nang Rong Dam, where the plan was to camp and where our arrival coincided with the falling of the first drops. Stall owners were kind enough to allow pitching the tents under a large covered area. Luckily and the place featured more than enough restaurants from where to eat. The food was delicious, and supper was enjoyed while watching the moon reflect over the dam.

 

6 September – Lam Nang Rong Dam – Khao Krodong Forest Park – 112 km

A beautiful sunrise greeted us, and the howling dogs of the night before were soon forgotten. Phew, what a noisy night.

Our first stop was Prasat Nong Hong, ruins of the 11th century. Afterwards, our path went past bright green rice fields, small settlements, and scrawny cows with long ears. So rural was the area we bought bananas from a toothless lady trading from an old pram. Next up was Prasat Mueang Tam, built almost 1000 years ago in old Khmer style.

Interestingly, Prasat Muang Tam formed part of a direct line of temples between Angkor in Cambodia and Phimai in Thailand. Nevertheless, these structures were mysteriously abandoned nearly 700 years ago.

A stand sold cotton candy (roti saimai). Roti saimai (pronounced say may) is a Thai-style candy floss or cotton candy wrapped in a sweet roti. The thin silk strands are spun sugar and the strands are usually found in a rainbow of colours. The crepe is very thin, and I understand green is from pandan leaves. They were delicious, and not simply did the stall owner let us try them, but she gave us a whole bag.

It became a pleasant day of biking past men in conical hats guarding scrawny cows and both men and women collecting kids from school on bicycles. I thought the physical closeness, quality time in the company of children, even if no words were spoken.

The route continued to Khao Kradong Forest Park outside Buri Ram, where camping was available. A walk to find food carts turned out disastrous as no sooner were we underway and rain came pouring down. Tents were left uncovered and, to our dismay, found about everything sopping wet. Oi, what a mess, not what you want following a full day of cycling. A kind lady from one of the park houses brought us a blanket. How sweet of her.

At around 10 o’clock it started raining again. This time flysheets were fitted super quick, but discovered the entire platform covered by ants and promptly dived into the tents.

 

7 September - Khao Kradong Forest Park–Surin – 57 km

“Ants are everywhere!” Tania exclaimed on waking. On closer inspection, they were indeed everywhere. Our tents were pitched right next to one of the park employee’s houses, and they no doubt, noticed the commotion and came to our rescue—bug spray in hand. Wow, I don’t know what we would’ve done without their help. Loading the bikes were at the speed of light, and we were out of the park, hopefully without the ants.

Breakfast consisted of noodle soup from a simple eatery, delicious. The day consisted of comfortable riding through the countryside and past ever-present, luminous green rice fields. What a privilege to cycle along potholed country lanes, swerving out only to avoid scrawny cattle and striking up conversations with toothless, paan-chewing ladies. Farmers cut animal feed using handmade sickles and carried it shoulder-high to handmade wooden carts while women were weaving in traditional ways. On arrival at Surin, the “New Hotel” opposite the station was our abode of choice. The “New Hotel” was clearly not new anymore, but at 180 THB, one couldn’t complain, and at sunset, eateries popped up right in front of our abode, a bonus.

 

8 September – Surin

The following day was spent in Surin as accommodation was dreadfully cheap and food plentiful and delicious. The market provided cold white noodles served smothered in a curry sauce garnished with various greens and spices for breakfast. But, again, there were more than enough sweet temptations to pick from.

Surprisingly, I uncovered more than one excellent bicycle shop stocked with top-of-the-range bike parts, and I bought an odometer as well as an inner tube. Supper was outside our establishment, eating from various food vendors. What an absolute privilege sitting outside at 10 p.m wearing only shorts and T-shirts, eating delicious food from street vendors at a pittance.

 

9 September – Surin – Uthumphon Phisai - 100 km

On leaving Surin, the plan was, at first, to cycle via the glass temple. Still, the route was along the main road, and thus rather dull and opted for a more scenic country path to Si Sa Ket. Our course took us past tiny settlements where people appeared surprised to see two foreigners on bicycles and, to their delight, we sat down to have a bite to eat. The idea was to get corn on the cob and pineapple, but a massive plate of sticky rice accompanied by tiny fried fish was served. Stuffed, we continued, stopping at yet another set of ruins. Tania didn’t feel well, and best to find an aircon room.

Phisai was conveniently located and sported a guesthouse opposite the Tesco Lotus. Mercifully, Tania’s problem was only due to heat, as after a while under the aircon, she felt considerably better.

 

10 September - Uthumphon Phisai - Phibun - 130 km

There wasn’t much to report. The ride consisted of a slog past a few stands selling bamboo furniture and woven baskets along the highway. Next, our route passed luminous green rice paddies and gong makers. Unfortunately, main roads never made good cycle touring. We thus stuck to the task at hand, only wanting to reach Phibun, where camping was at a Buddhist temple.

 

11 September – Phibun – PK Resort – 60 km

From Phibun, our route crossed the Mun river and then followed the river to the Pak Mun Dam and the quaint settlement of Khong Chiam. Khong Chiam was a tiny but charming village situated at the confluence of the Mekong and Mun Rivers. From Khong Chiam, a short ride brought us to Pha Team National Park, where camping was an idyllic spot on the banks of the Mekong River.

Once the tents were pitched, we sat watching the river flow by in a laid-back mood. It subsequently turned into an unusual evening as the sky changed from blue to a deep orange/brown right in front of our eyes. It made an ominous mood, but still, a pleasurable evening, sitting outside our tents, chatting and enjoying the lovely weather. Suddenly and quite unexpectedly, a fierce wind picked up and almost immediately it started raining. Not a gentle rain but a biblical storm where one wanted to build a boat and start gathering two of a kind. All one could do was dive into the tents and hang on for dear life. I believed it would pass quickly, but it felt like it lasted forever. I’m not exaggerating if I say our tents, with us inside, almost took off. It wasn’t merely raining hard, but the strong wind made it a noisy affair. I called to Tania at the top of my lungs to hang on to the tent poles, but one could scarcely hear each other. Finally, the owner/manager of the resort braved the weather and offered space inside the conference room. The wind made it virtually impossible to stand up, let alone move a tent and panniers in such weather. Slowly and one by one, all our stuff was moved the short distance to the empty conference room. Being safely inside a brick structure came as a great relief. There was no thanking the owner enough, not simply for his generous offer but for coming out in such foul weather to help us.

 

12 September - Pk Resort - Khemerat - 115 km

“Wow, at least the wind subsided,” Tania said on waking, still wide-eyed from the storm the previous night. From our camp, a slight climb led to the main road. The rest of the day, the way remained undulating but shaded. Tania claimed the route was too hilly for even the dogs to give chase. Although undulating, our path ran through a National Park, making picturesque riding.

The map indicated various points of interest, but we only veered off once to what was shown as a scenic spot. Regrettably, the viewpoint didn’t quite live up to its name, but we snapped a few pics anyhow. Arriving in Khemarat, the temple granted permission to camp. Still, once the tents were pitched, we were told to move to a room, apparently for the use of women. Hunger pains drove us to a nearby restaurant to find a plate of fried noodles.

 

 

LAOS (5)

13 September – 18 September

 

13 September - Khemerat, Thailand – Savannakhet, Lao – 105 km

Sluggish following the previous day’s hills, a leisurely ride took us to the Thai/Laos border. En route, people, basket in hand, were collecting leaves and herbs. I thought Thai people were privileged as they still enjoyed the luxury of foraging. No wonder they can prepare the tastiest of meals simply using one or two ingredients. They’ve a knack for collecting tiny fish, crabs, and snails in ponds or rice paddies and conjuring up a meal you’ll think you’re in a 5-star restaurant.

Lunch consisted of noodle soup accompanied by a basket of fresh greens, giving it an extra unique taste. Afterwards, the way continued to the immigration to get an exit stamp. Biking across the Thai/Laos Friendship bridge spanning the Mekong River, wasn’t allowed. Instead, pedestrians and cyclists were required to use the bus, which carted people across the river to the Laos side. It didn’t take much to corrupt Tania, and we hopped on the bicycles and gunned it across the bridge, to great protest of border officials. We, nonetheless, kept going as fast as possible and laughed ourselves silly at how ridiculous it must’ve looked to bystanders.

Once in Laos, a $30 visa allowed entry into the country, and we made our way to Savannakhet and Savanpathana Guesthouse. The fun part was going to the ATM to draw local currency (Lao Kip). As the conversion rate was 8,280 Kip - US$1, one could draw 1,000,000 Kip without breaking the bank. I still had a SIM card from my previous visit, and it only needed topping up.

 

14 September – Savannakhet

Savannakhet sported a Vietnamese consulate made applying for a Vietnam visa easy. A 30-day visa was $45 and a 90-day one $55, and therefore best to apply for the latter, as it allowed exploring far more.

Savannakhet was a lovely place to wander about. We strolled the leafy streets of the old quarters and along the Mekong River, marvelling at all there was to eat at the eateries lining the riverbank. Although I must admit, pig’s brain in banana leaf didn’t sound all appetising.

 

15 September – Savannakhet

Rumours of a typhoon off the coast of Vietnam scared us, but I didn’t think Laos was in the path of the storm. Savannakhet was located 300 kilometres inland from where the typhoon was to make landfall. It, nevertheless, rained the entire day and the best part of the day was spent indoors. At around 15h00, we returned to the Vietnamese consulate to pick up our visas. As our abode lost power, it left little else to do but eat. Not an unpleasant way to spend a day. By evening, I managed to lock us out of the room. Luckily, those places generally had spare keys. It, nevertheless, took a surprisingly long time to locate it in the dark.

The following day, the rain came bucketing down. As the weather forecast predicted rain throughout the region, one more day was spent in Savannakhet.

 

17 September – Savannakhet – Muang Phalanxay - 119 km

Tania was up and packed by 5h50. Unfortunately, I wasn’t equally inspired and took considerably longer to get ready. The route to the Vietnamese border proceeded in an easterly direction. From Savannakhet, one could follow a rural path past Ban Bungva, a lake featuring restaurants on stilts, which looked inviting.

Our path eventually ended up at That Ing Hang, a stupa rumoured to house a relic of Buddha’s spine. We snapped a few pics and continued in the direction of the Vietnamese border, a lovely ride, through a rural area dotted by tiny settlements and markets. Late afternoon digs offering food nearby made an excellent place to overnight. The place was basic and barely worth 60,000 Kip, but what does a person expect when paying 60,000 Kip ($7)?

 

18 September - Muang Phalanxay – Ban Dong – 115 km

It rained throughout the night and in the morning, we departed our humble abode via a muddy, potholed road right through the morning market. By the stares and giggles, one could tell, not many “farangs” frequented their market.

Like the previous day, the day was spent biking through tiny settlements featuring simple houses on stilts and past people carrying their wares in woven baskets on their backs or shoulder poles. Women preparing food on open fires and children herding cattle reminded me of Africa. We overtook people going to the market in basic, wooden, homemade carts and others in equally minimalistic longboats motoring upriver. Bare-bottomed children played in the dirt next to the path as their parents sold bamboo slivers for tying up rice. Lunch was a bowl of noodle soup from a stall admiring the stunning landscape. We dodged chickens, goats, and black pigs on arrival in Ban Dong before finding a suitable guesthouse. The conveniently situated food vendor across the way made it a comfortable overnight stop.

 

 

VIETNAM (3)

19 September – 30 September 2017

 

19 September - Ban Dong, Lao – Cho Cam Lo, Vietnam – 90 km

Breakfast was from a lady across the street, and afterwards, we proceeded in the Laos/Vietnam border direction. Once in Vietnam, our first stop was at Lao Bao, to purchase new SIM cards and where the ATM spat out a whopping 3,000,000 Vietnamese dong.

Hardly out of Lao Bao, Tania’s chain snapped. Fortunately, returning to town was downhill, making it possible to free-wheel into town to find a bicycle shop. However, the discovery Tania’s derailleur was cracked came as a further shock. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a great deal one could do but nurse the bike along in the hope of finding a decent bike shop in either Dong Ha or Dong Hoi.

Still, it remained a beautiful rural part of Vietnam and a novelty watching people on motorbikes, loaded to the hilt with bananas. It’s astonishing what all one can transport by motorcycle. The vistas were sublime as our path led past the famous or infamous “Rockpile”, a karst rock outcropping used by the United States Army as an observation post and artillery base from 1966 to 1969.

The weather was blistering, the road hilly and the going slow. On reaching tiny Cho Cam Lo, we called it a day.

 

20 September - Cho Cam Lo – Cửa Tùng – 67 km

Upon inquiring about a bike shop, one was located a short distance away. It turned out to be a tiny workshop in a basic, corrugated iron shed that mainly catered to motorbikes. The owner was helpful enough and fitted a new derailleur, albeit a bottom of the range seven-speed one. Not an ideal situation, but we were happy to pay the 120,000 VID as we were in no position to complain. Regrettably, the new derailleur didn’t quite live up to expectations. The gears were slipping to such an extent cycling was no pleasure. I tried tuning it but knew little about adjusting gears, and better to return to the nearby town of Dong Ha. Enquiring about a bike shop in English wasn’t easy in Vietnam. Eventually, and using Google Translate, a helpful chap understood our problem and escorted Tania and me to a bicycle shop. The shop was surprisingly well-stocked but only stocked seven-speed derailleurs. Still, they manage to tune the gears well enough, allowing us to continue.

From Dong Ha, a rural path ran next to a river and then along the coast en route to the Vinh Moc Tunnels. Business along the coast primarily involved fishing. We cycled past ladies in conical hats, covered from head to toe (to avoid the sun), collecting dried fish in massive plastic bags. Shortly before reaching the tunnels, the typical Vietnamese beach village of Cua Tung lured us in. It boasted a guesthouse right on the ocean. Our early arrival allowed doing laundry and other chores.

 

21 September - Cửa Tùng – Dong Hoi – 90 km

A beautiful sunrise greeted us, and I was amazed by how quickly light could change. Breakfast was a bowl of Pho, the famous Vietnamese noodle soup eaten at miniature plastic tables and even smaller plastic chairs. The way to Vinh Moc Tunnels followed the coast and once there, these tunnels were even more impressive in real life than on brochures. They were far more extensive than anticipated and exceptionally narrow and low. Navigating the tunnels required walking bent over. Good thing the Vietnamese are tiny. One can’t even begin to imagine what it must’ve been like living in those tunnels for an extended period. It, however, seemed the people living there were well organised, as there were sleeping caves, hospital areas, bathrooms, a well-point, and numerous other demarcated areas. Still, it must’ve been terrifying living there and hearing enemy bombs dropping overhead. I couldn’t imagine what it must’ve been like living in one’s own country while the enemy dropped bomb upon bomb, year upon year. It must’ve been a desperate situation.

The way to Dong Hoi, was for the best part via the highway, and thus monotonous riding. However, a minor path appeared only towards the end of the day, offering more interesting sights. Dong Hoi was a pleasant riverside town but had an unfortunate location of being very close to the DMZ during the war. The result was American bombs razed the city to the ground, leaving only part of a church, part of the old city wall, a water tower, and a single palm tree—all quite sad.

I’d the feeling foreigners were often overcharged in Vietnam. If so, I guess, they considered it their right since suffering so many years.

Locating digs was easy, and later a walk along the river, allowed snapping a few pics, followed by supper at one of the nearby joints.

 

22 September – Dong Hpi – Son Trach – 51 km

Visiting nearby Ke Bang National Park was an obvious choice, and home to the most extensive cave system (open to the general public) in the world. Son Trach, therefore, sported heaps of accommodation, and once booked in at the Paradise Hotel, we set off to the river from where boats ferried people to Phong Nha Cave. The caves were spectacular and were made even more so by being rowed into the cave by a wooden boat. It’s difficult to describe the sheer vastness of it all, and even more difficult to capture its beauty on camera.

 

23 September - Son Trach – 50 km

After breakfast, a pleasant and breathtaking ride led to Paradise Cave. Once there, a short walk took visitors to the tiny entrance. One could hardly believe such a tiny opening in the mountain hid such a vast treasure. Paradise cave was only discovered in 2005 and was then the most extensive cave system globally. There are no words to describe the beauty of these caves and all I can say is, if ever you find yourself in Vietnam, these caves are a “must-see”.

 

24 September - Son Trach – Dong Le – 80 km

All caved out, we headed out of Son Trach. Our path followed the river, making a lovely ride. The Song Gianh River went past the quintessential Vietnamese rice fields, karst peaks, villages, and grazing buffalo. Despite the mining, Vietnam was a picturesque country away from the highway. Stopping for coffee is a must in Vietnam and slightly different from what we were used to. Ground beans were placed into a French drip filter (called a phin), a metal contraption placed on top of the cup. A thin lid weighed down the coffee, hot water was added and slowly trickled into the cup. Coffee came accompanied by a side dish of ice. We sat sipping our coffee overlooking rice paddies, grinning at our fortune.

Our day was filled with the familiar sights of salesmen on motorcycles, friendly kids bathing in the river, and produce drying in the sun, all while dodging cows, pigs and chickens.

The typical Vietnamese village of Dong Le was graced with red-tiled-roof houses, making it an easy choice to stay the night.

 

25 September - Dong Le

Tania felt unusually tired, and our decision to take a rest day was made even easier by continuous rain. The day was spent doing the usual rest day chores of laundry, but mostly we ate. Villagers found us a huge source of interest, a sure sign not many foreigners visited Dong Le. Ladies at the market stared openly and didn’t feel embarrassed looking into our bags or touching us. On the other hand, I found eating in public challenging as they weren’t shy to join us, even if only to look at what and how we were eating.

 

26 September – Dong Le – Duc Tho – 113 km

The next day one of the old Ho Chi Minh trails let out of tiny Dong Le. The Ho Chi Minh trails were a logistical system used during the war to support troops. There remained several of these trails; a few went through Laos and others through Cambodia. Nowadays, several of these trails are paved. The area was incredibly rural and scenic and where people still farmed by ploughing using oxen and buffalo. Ladies traded from wooden shacks, selling their meagre produce or freshly-butchered meat. We watched in fascination as farmers transported logs down-river and then, with the help of buffalo, hauled the logs out the river to the roadside.

The path proceeded north past grapefruit plantations where giant grapefruit were awkwardly hanging from branches. Grapefruit in Southeast Asia was considerably larger than elsewhere and the skin thick. Once peeled away, one was left with huge, dry wedges encased by a tough skin.

Dark clouds loomed but, luckily, it only rained once, allowing having a cup of coffee, something always a pleasure in Vietnam. We rolled into Duc Tho, which sported a hotel right on the river, Fuelled by caffeine. The hunt for an eatery was on, even before having a shower. We were a great source of interest and communication, mainly via Google Translate. In general, people wanted to know where we were from, our names, ages, and where we were going.

 

27 September - Duc Tho – Roadside Hotel – 110 km

Staying off the highway and finding secondary roads became a real challenge, but we were determined to avoid the motorway. Leaving our overnight spot via a bumpy and muddy path, it eventually spat us out on a brand-new road. Regrettably, it took us slightly off course. Once on rural tracks, the villages biked past looked forlorn and half-forgotten. Even the coastal route which ran past these villages were washed away and in poor condition. The way led past deserted beaches and bays, revealing wooden fishing boats and rudimentary eateries on stilts over the water. It all looked basic but idyllic. Eventually, no choice remained but to persist along the busy, hot, dusty and noisy Highway; phew! Finally, a conveniently located establishment lured us in, and it made a good enough place to take a break.

 

28 September – Roadside Hotel – Tam Coc – 121 km

We emerged to a beautiful morning, and sat watching mist curl around limestone hills, sipping the days’ first coffee. The road headed in the direction of Tam Coc, one of Vietnam’s top tourist destinations. No other option remained but to get on the highway, making it a dull, dusty, hectic and noisy ride. Still, fascinating stands abounded. A few sold beautiful pipes and others all kinds of birds and, of course, the well-known snake wine.

Lunch was again noodle soup and eaten while being the centre of attention. The scenic route made effortless cycling to Tam Coc and our $9 room was considered a bargain in such a touristy area.

 

29 September - Tam Coc

The following day was spent in Tam Coc, a gorgeous area. A boat ride upriver wasn’t only picturesque but revealed an extraordinary habit. The people of Tam Coc didn’t row using their arms but instead, use their feet. They mostly use their hands to hold mobile phones, umbrellas or hauling in fishing nets.

 

30 September - Tam Coc – Hanoi – 130 km

Tania’s final day of riding arrived, and on leaving beautiful Tam Coc, an even more stunning area was uncovered. Again, the ride was scenic, along farm roads through an idyllic setting, despite the overcast weather. Fortunately, the rain stayed away. It became an enjoyable and relatively comfortable ride into Hanoi while encountering many exciting and unique things.

Not only did we encounter a vendor selling grilled dogs, but we came across a lady walking her bike. Pushing the bicycle wasn’t unusual, was it not that the bike was customised for pushing, sporting one unusually long handlebar and no pedals. Turning off the road onto an even smaller and narrower one, biking was through Chinese-looking rural villages. Ladies traded on their haunches, and others sold live chickens, door to door, from a wire cage strapped to their motorcycles. We waved at women in conical hats, and men with T-shirts rolled up to under their armpits. Our chosen route ran through a valley offering high limestone cliffs on both sides. The valley itself was planted under rice, by then in various colours. Old men herded buffalo and younger ones cut rice and carried it in baskets dangling from shoulder poles to wooden carts. Women herded goats in stark contrast to kids on electric scooters flying past on their way home from school.

Hoa Lu was an ancient Vietnamese capital city in the 10th and 11th centuries, and it made a fascinating detour. Though not much remained of the many buildings of the time, it remained a beautiful area dotted by narrow alleys, old temples and askew moss-covered walls. Albeit trying our level best to avoid it, 20 kilometres from Hanoi, we landed ourselves on the busy highway. Traffic was horrendous, and by the end of the day, the light faded, and traffic increased. Still, we persevered and mercifully reached Hanoi’s old quarters without losing each other. Accommodation in the labyrinthian of narrow lanes in the old quarters provided a comfortable bed and a much-needed shower.

So came to an end Tania’s bike ride from Bangkok to Hanoi, and as always, it was a pleasure to accompany her.

Thursday, 31 August 2017

107 CYCLE TOURING THAILAND (11) - MEETING TANIA

A Change of Plans and a Quick Visa

 Run to Laos



Thailand (11)
635 Km – 11 Days
21 August – 26 August 2017

 

Prologue

There are moments in long-distance cycling when life presents you with a fork in the road. One path leads to China, adventure, and the smug satisfaction of having a plan. The other leads to a sudden message from a friend saying, “Actually, I am coming to Thailand,” followed by the realisation that your visa is expiring and you now need to cycle to another country before lunch.

Naturally, I chose the second path.

This chapter begins with that familiar traveller’s cocktail: excitement, mild panic, and the dawning awareness that international borders are sometimes just glorified speed bumps for people on bicycles. What follows is a tale of baguettes, bureaucracy, rainstorms, headwinds, and the kind of rural hospitality that makes you question whether you’ve accidentally joined a travelling circus.

 

 

16 August – Nong Khai, Thailand to Vientiane, Laos (35 km)

Big news: Tania had changed her mind and was coming to Thailand after all! Suddenly, my grand plan to cycle into China evaporated like a puddle in the Bangkok sun. Instead, we were now meeting in Bangkok on September 1 for a one-month bicycle tour of Southeast Asia. A thrilling adventure for sure—though it did mean I had to abandon my China dreams and instead focus on the far more glamorous task of… renewing my Thailand visa.

Since my visa was about to expire, I did what any sensible traveller does: I pedalled to another country. The next morning, I packed at a leisurely pace (because nothing says “urgent immigration matter” like dawdling) and cycled the short distance to the Thai–Lao border. After acquiring a Laos visa with surprising ease, I rolled into Vientiane—the world’s most relaxed capital, where even the traffic seems to be on a tea break.

First order of business: money and a SIM card. I emerged from the money changer with a wallet so stuffed with Lao Kip (1 USD = 8300 LAK) that I felt like a cartoon villain about to buy a small island. Then came the SIM card—my shiny new lifeline to the world.

Hunger struck, and salvation appeared in the form of a Laotian baguette vendor. This glorious creation—lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, onions, egg, and chilli sauce—was basically a salad pretending to be a sandwich, and I loved it. Feeling fortified, I headed to the Thai consulate… which, naturally, was closed. But with two weeks to plan Tania’s visit and make my way to Bangkok, I wasn’t too bothered. Bureaucracy could wait; baguettes could not.

 

17–20 August – Vientiane, Laos (88 km)

Vientiane is one of those cities where wandering feels like a legitimate activity. I strolled past ancient temples, silk shops, and baguette vendors who seemed to be multiplying by the hour. The next morning, I submitted my Thailand visa application. Vientiane is famous for its easy visa runs—just an application form and two photos. I was handed a slip with the number 366, which suggested I might age significantly before being called. Instead of standing in line, I crossed the road to a restaurant, where I spent a blissful hour and a half doing absolutely nothing productive. When I returned, the queue had shrunk enough for me to collect my visa without drama.

That evening, I met up with Christian, a Warmshowers host I’ve stayed with twice before. He’s a German who has lived in Laos for six years and knows every good eatery within a 10 km radius. Staying at his cosy home felt like slipping into a warm bath—relaxing, familiar, and slightly addictive. Between the good company, good food, and good beer, I found myself happily plotting Tania’s September route with the enthusiasm of a cyclist who can’t wait to share their experiences.

 

21 August – Vientiane, Laos to Udon Tani, Thailand (87 km)

After saying goodbye to Christian and dropping off his key at work, I cycled to the immigration checkpoint. A quick stamp later, I was back in Thailand. Moments after crossing the border, the heavens opened. Not a gentle drizzle—no, this was biblical. I sheltered under an awning until the deluge eased, then continued toward Udon Tani, surprisingly cheerful despite being soaked like a sponge.

Weeks of heavy rain had turned rural roads into mud wrestling arenas, so I stuck mostly to the main roads. The few times I ventured off-road, I found myself on charming country lanes where villagers pedalled past on their fixies like a local cycling club with zero Lycra and infinite style. The landscape was lush—ponds and dams overflowing, farmers fishing, and lotus flowers swaying dramatically in the breeze like they were auditioning for a nature documentary.

I checked into the Kings Hotel—cheap, air-conditioned, and with hot water. Luxury! As I settled in, excitement bubbled up for the journey ahead with Tania.

 

22 August – Udon Tani to Namphongkao (105 km)

The day began with me desperately hunting for minor roads, only to be repeatedly spat back onto the main highway like a rejected suitor. After 105 km of uninspiring tarmac, I stumbled into Namphongkao—a tiny village that turned out to be unexpectedly delightful. Arriving early meant I could tackle chores, including laundry. The downside of stopping early? I ate everything in sight. Apparently, boredom and hunger are identical twins.

 

23 August – Namphongkao to Kaeng Khro (120 km)

The next day’s ride was a joy—one of those days where cycling feels like flying, minus the wings and plus the sweat. I glided through small settlements, soaking up the scenery, until I reached Kaeng Khro, where I camped at the local police station. Nothing says “adventure cyclist” like pitching a tent next to law enforcement.

 

24 August – Kaeng Khro to Chatturat (85 km)

Packing up my tent the next morning turned into a spectator sport. Villagers and police gathered to watch, as if I were performing a magic trick instead of wrestling with tent poles. I felt like a hermit on display. The ride felt sluggish—headwinds will do that—but I eventually reached Chatturat and treated myself to a night at Ratchanee Place Hotel. A shower, a bed, and the ability to recharge both my devices and my soul. I hated feeling pressured to reach Bangkok, but the calendar was not on my side.

 

25 August – Chatturat to Tha Luang (128 km)

I surprised myself by leaving early. Route 201 was dull enough to make paint drying seem thrilling, so I veered off onto rougher roads. The hills were refreshing, the headwind was not. I passed a wind farm where the turbines looked deceptively small from afar—up close, they were giants.

After a glorious downhill, I rolled into Tha Luang absolutely ravenous. I inhaled two meals—green curry and stir-fried rice—plus cake, crisps, a Pepsi, and a beer. My supplies dangled precariously from my handlebars like a travelling circus act. I found the first available accommodation and spent the night feasting like a queen who had survived a famine.

 

26 August – Tha Luang to Nong Khae (110 km)

The ride was uneventful but hilly enough to keep me awake. The flat sections were mind-numbing. I considered detouring to Lopburi or Ayutthaya but had visited both too many times to justify the effort. Bangkok beckoned, and I took the simplest route.

 

27–31 August – Nong Khae to Bangkok (93 km)

I woke to torrential rain, which eventually eased enough for me to set off. The ride became a soggy but entertaining journey along a canal, where everyday Thai life unfolded—temples, markets, vendors selling banana hearts, and the usual organised chaos.

With 30 km to go, I left the peaceful canal and followed the railway tracks, weaving through Skytrain construction zones. Despite the mess, it was an easy ride into the Big Mango. Arriving at my old haunt felt like coming home. Bangkok—with its chaos, tourists, alleys, and irresistible food stalls—always wraps me in a warm, spicy embrace.

I had errands to run before meeting Tania for her ride to Hanoi. My bike needed a service, and I needed a few essentials. After a quick trip to Pattaya to sort out my condo, I returned to Bangkok—just in time to find Tania ready to hit the road.

 

Epilogue

By the time I rolled into Bangkok—damp, gritty, and decorated with a fine layer of canal mist—I had crossed borders, dodged storms, camped at a police station, eaten my bodyweight in green curry, and been observed by more curious villagers than a zoo exhibit.

I had also, against all odds, successfully renewed my visa.

Bangkok welcomed me back like an old friend: noisy, chaotic, fragrant, and utterly irresistible. There were errands to run, bikes to service, and snacks to inhale. Anticipation settled in: Tania was on her way, and the next chapter of the journey was about to begin.

Thursday, 17 August 2017

105 CYCLE TOURING THAILAND (10)

Attempting Adulthood

 (Briefly)



 

Thailand (10)
1,779 Km – 58 Days
20 June – 18 August 2017


PHOTOS


 

Prologue

There comes a moment in every long-term traveller’s life when they think, perhaps I should stop living like a snail with a passport. Mine arrived somewhere between Cambodia and Thailand, when I realised, I had bought a condo—an actual, stationary unit with walls, a door, and the theoretical possibility of a sock drawer.

This chapter chronicles the brief period in which I tried to be a responsible adult, failed spectacularly, and fled back to the open road—where at least the chaos makes sense.



 

June 20 – Poi Pet, Cambodia to Sa Kaeo, Thailand (85 km)

Poi Pet greeted me with its usual charm: dust, noise, and traffic behaving like it had been raised by wolves. I threaded my way through carts, queues, and motorbikes until immigration waved me to the front, possibly out of pity.

Once in Thailand, I withdrew rent money using my Thai card and felt like a financial prodigy. Then, with no plan whatsoever, I chased a dramatic limestone pinnacle because it looked like the sort of place that might contain enlightenment—or at least a monk.

I climbed a staircase steep enough to qualify as a spiritual test and was rewarded with a blessing. Camping there was tempting, but the monkeys were eyeing my panniers like they were planning a coordinated raid. I retreated to Sa Kaeo, where the main attractions were a Big C and a KFC. Accommodation signs were all in Thai script, so I relied on intuition and blind optimism.

 

June 21 – Sa Kaeo to Plaeng Yao (110 km)

The next day’s ride was uneventful, which felt suspicious.  Hard out of Sa Kaeo I met two Chinese cyclists napping in a bus shelter; our conversation was a masterpiece of mutual confusion.

Eventually, I escaped to smaller roads where temples appeared like spiritual pop‑ups and fruit vendors offered mysterious produce that turned out to be delicious.

The Rich Inn in Ban Plaeng Yao looked nothing like an inn, but inside it was a tiny oasis with air‑con and hot water. I did laundry in the wastepaper bin and stared at the walls. A glamorous life.

 

June 22 – Ban Plaeng Yao to Jomtien (123 km)

Rural Thailand delivered its usual magic: old men guarding single cows as if they were national treasures, women tending rice paddies with enviable grace, and temples gleaming in the sun.

I bought a 10‑baht flower garland “for good luck” and hung it proudly on my handlebar bag.

Rolling into Pattaya, I collected the key to my new condo—my first home in a decade. It needed work, but it was mine. A sanctuary! A nest! A place to leave things without locking them to a bicycle!

June 23 – July 31 – Jomtien

I plunged into cleaning and discovered that my previous tenant had left behind enough belongings to stock a small thrift shop. Seven garbage bags later, I had unearthed:

  • six lip balm holders
  • several lipstick tubes
  • receipts dating back to the Ming Dynasty
  • shoeboxes containing… more shoeboxes

My body ached more than after a 100‑km ride.

I bought new bedding, towels, and two of everything—except wine glasses, because one must have standards. I even organised my documents into a file, which made me feel like a functioning adult.

Pattaya, however, was… Pattaya. A city where 10 a.m. is considered a perfectly acceptable time for a drunk foreign man to cling to a bar counter while a Thai girl pretends to find him charming. Jogging made me look like an alien.

I cycled to a viewpoint for sunset, but the sky refused to cooperate. A storm rolled in, and I sprinted home like a Tour de France rider escaping paparazzi.

 

August 1 – Pattaya to Prok Fa (102 km)

Escaping Pattaya after a month and a half felt less like “leaving a city” and more like “fleeing the scene of a mildly questionable life choice.” I pedalled away without so much as a nostalgic glance, propelled by the looming deadline of crossing into China and the faint fear that if I stayed any longer, the neon lights might start addressing me by name.

The countryside welcomed me like a cool cloth on a fevered forehead. Temples appeared in serene clusters, coconut plantations swayed innocently, and pineapple fields stretched out like nature’s apology for everything Pattaya had just put me through. It was blissful, quiet, and—most importantly—devoid of nightlife that required a tetanus shot.

A temple on a hill lured me in. The monks handed me the key to the shrine—apparently trusting sweaty strangers with sacred spaces is normal here. I climbed, admired the view, locked up, and continued.

By late afternoon, I found a lively village with a market and a sign for accommodation. Down a dirt track was a modest room that felt like a palace after Pattaya.

 

August 2 – Prok Fa to Khlong Hat (111 km)

The owner gave me coffee and bananas—breakfast of champions—and I set off along rural roads near the Cardamom Mountains. Rubber plantations, chilli fields, and pineapples lined the route.

I hoped to see elephants but only found their dung, which was impressive in its own right.

Locals insisted on feeding me at every water stop. I didn’t resist.

In Khlong Hat, the police let me camp at their station, fed me, and showed me the bucket‑and‑scoop shower system. I ended the day with a giant crispy crepe filled with sweet goodness. Bliss.

 

August 3 – Khlong Hat to Aranyaprathet (85 km)

I chased a sign promising caves 4 km away. At 4 km, there were no caves. At 7 km, still no caves. Eventually, I found a sign pointing uphill. The path was so overgrown it felt like nature was trying to hide the viewpoint from me.

I climbed until my water ran low, then retreated. The caves were dark and spooky, so I skipped them as I had no flashlight.

Prasat Khao Noi, a 6th-century Khmer sanctuary, was a delight—until the sky dumped rain on me. I hid, waited, and continued to Aranyaprathet, where the Aran Garden Hotel had no garden but did have prison‑green floors.

Dinner was noodle soup from a mobile stall while my laundry spun somewhere in the background.

 

August 4 – Aranyaprathet to Non Din Daeng (108 km)

I escaped town and immediately found tiny lanes leading to Prasat Sadok Kok Thom, an 11th‑century temple guarded only by an old man and his water buffalo. My kind of tourist attraction.

Rice fields, buffalo, temples, and Friday markets filled the day. Locals whispered “farang, farang” as if spotting a rare bird.

I reached Non Din Daeng, found yet another temple ruin, and decided I was temporarily templed‑out.

 

August 5 – Non Din Daeng to Khao Kradong Forest Park (111 km)

After a good night’s sleep I felt energised and I visited the ruins of Nong Hong Sanctuary (deserted except for cows), then Prasat Muang Tam, which was spectacular and deserved far more visitors than just me.

A truck driver gifted me water and cola—proof that angels sometimes drive pickup trucks.

After biking 110 km Khao Kradong Forest Park surprised me with food carts, trails, and camping. I pitched my tent just before the rain arrived, feeling smug and accomplished.

 

August 6 – Khao Kradong Forest Park to Surin (50 km)

Woken by roosters, I packed up and headed east. Central Thailand’s fertile plains and Khmer history made for a beautiful ride.

Surin appeared unexpectedly, and I checked into “My Hotel,” which was conveniently opposite the station. Rain kept me indoors the next day, which was perfect for catching up on work.

 

August 8 – Surin to Uthumphon Phisai (125 km)

Just two kilometres out of Surin, I found a rural path that delivered a perfect day: green rice paddies, friendly people, and only one backtrack required.

I visited a silk village, then Prasat Chom Phra, a 12th-century Mahayana Buddhist medical station. Locals gifted me water, fruit, and a sweet bun—fuel for the final kilometres.

I chased signs to more ruins, but after 13 km of nothing, I gave up, as I had already cycled 125km. I searched for accommodation and went to Tesco Lotus. Food solves everything.

 

August 9 – Uthumphon Phisai to Phibun (130 km)

The highway dominated the day—boring, hot, and uninspiring. I arrived in Phibun exhausted and ready for bed.

 

August 10 – Phibun to Pha Taem National Park (65 km)

A short but eventful day. I followed the Mun River to the Pak Mun Dam, which was dramatically overflowing.

A cash mix-up forced me to detour to Khong Chiam, where I admired the Two‑Colour River Viewpoint—blue and brown waters swirling like a giant latte.

Later, a cable-pulled boat ferried me across the river, assisted by a helpful local who clearly doubted my ability to load a bicycle without drowning.

I found PK Riverside Resort and camped under trees beside the Mekong. For 100 baht, it was paradise.

 

August 11 – Pha Taem National Park to Khemmarat (117 km)

I drank coffee by the river, watched boats glide past, and considered abandoning cycling to become a riverside hermit.

The day was full of rolling hills—fun in the morning, hateful by afternoon. The 3,000 Stones rock formations were surreal and worth every curse word uttered on the climbs.

Khemmarat welcomed me with food stalls and an air-conditioned room. Heaven.

 

August 12 – Khemmarat to Mukdahan (85 km)

A day of mild inclines and maximum fatigue. I crawled into Mukdahan, ate everything in sight, and collapsed.

 

August 13 – Mukdahan to Sakhon Nakhon (122 km)

I tried to cross the Friendship Bridge into Laos, but bicycles were banned. I sighed dramatically and continued on the Thai side of the river.

A dirt track through rubber plantations restored my mood. Villagers fed me again—Thailand is basically one long buffet.

I reached Sakhon Nakhon, discovered a night market, bought two meals, and managed to eat only one. A personal tragedy.

 

August 14 – Sakhon Nakhon to Sawang Daen Din (90 km)

Floods had turned parts of the region into lakes. Villagers fished in the streets. Rivers roared under bridges.

I sheltered at police stations, rode farm tracks, and eventually reached Sawang Daen Din, where I found a 250 baht room with air con. Luxury!

 

August 15 – Sawang Daen Din to Nong Khai (125 km)

Flood damage made the roads unpredictable. Workers repaired them while farmers dried dyed grasses on the tarmac.

A flat tyre slowed me down, but the villages I passed were full of life—charcoal makers, fishermen, vendors, cattle herders.

I raced a storm to Nong Khai and reached Mut Mee Guesthouse just as the sky exploded. My 200‑baht room was basic but spotless. Perfect.

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Epilogue

My brief attempt at domesticity had ended exactly as expected: with me fleeing a condo full of newly purchased cutlery and running headlong back into the arms of the open road.

Some people settle down. Some people build homes. And some people—my people—buy a sleeper sofa, admire it for a week, and then abandon it for a tent pitched beside the Mekong.

Thailand had reminded me of who I was: a wanderer with a bicycle, a sense of humour, and a talent for arriving everywhere just after closing time.

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

104 CYCLE TOURING CAMBODIA (4)

 


Cambodia (4)
902 Km – 30 Days
21 May – 20 June 2017


20 May - Trat, Thailand – Koh Kong, Cambodia - 106 km

My unhurried departure was due to pouring rain. At the first break in the weather, I was out of Trat to cycle the short distance to the Thailand/Cambodian border.

The section between Trat and the border was particularly scenic, featuring mountains to the one side and the coast to the other and made enjoyable riding. Unfortunately, it was too wet to do anything but cycle, and best to push on.

The border crossing came with the usual exit and entrance stamps. Afterwards, a short ride took me into Cambodia and onto Koh Kong, the first Cambodian town along the opposite side of the Koh Poi River.

In Koh Kong, an inexpensive room gave me a bed and shower. Then, dressed in dry clothes, I searched for a Cambodian SIM card and food. Both sounded more straightforward in writing than what it turned out in a country where not much English was spoken. Mercifully, restaurants generally offered pictures from which to order as I was hungry and in no mood to flap my arms while cackling like a chicken or snorting like a pig.

 

21 May – Koh Kong

An additional day was spent in Koh Kong to catch up on outstanding matters. The day turned out a relaxing one and little got done apart from laundry and updating blog posts and photos.

 

22 May – Koh Kong – Botum Sakor – 103 km

Shortly after pedalling out of Koh Kong, the road climbed out of the river valley and over the Cardamom Mountains. I wheezed my way up the mountain in sweltering weather while sweat poured out my body and into my sandals, making my feet slip right out. Still, a slow and steady pace eventually brought me to the first high point.

Dark clouds gathered and soon rain came gushing down. The pouring rain made a dangerous descent as it rained so hard one could barely see. Nonetheless, I donned my raincoat, and plastic coat flapping in the wind sped downhill at breakneck speed, praying not to hit a pothole or an oil patch. But, unfortunately, maintenance must’ve taken place recently, and the loose gravel by then worked its way to the side, an accident waiting to happen. It was thus not surprising to see a taxi in a ditch, making me even more determined to avoid the gravel at all cost.

The day was marred by crawling uphill, speeding downhill, across rivers, only to repeat the process. The area was sparsely populated and offered little in the line of facilities except a few stalls to fill water bottles.

Towards the end of the day, one more hill remained as the path wound its way up the mountain. Soon the tell-tale tower, typically marking the highpoint, appeared, and one could see the valley far below. In Botum Sakor, an inexpensive room and food allowed parking off until morning.

 

23 May - Botum Sakor – Otres – 135 km

The ride to Otres was considerably more manageable, even though not completely flat. It drizzled throughout the day, a blessing in disguise as it kept me nice and cool. I felt strangely at home cycling past the familiar humble wooden houses on stilts, grazing buffalo, skinny cows, and pyjama-clad women on cycles peddling their wares.

Reaching Route 4, the main road between Phnom Penh and Sihanoukville, the ride became a complete nightmare. The way was narrow and busy, leaving barely any space to cycle. Best to ride along the nomansland adjacent to the tarmac, a muddy mess by then. It made slow going and challenging cycling. Slinking into Otres, the bike, panniers, and I was covered in mud.

Shelly, whom I’d met in Bangkok, invited me to stay at her place in Otres, and I was humbled to find a massive plate of curry and rice waiting.

The following day was spent kicking back and meeting up with Rad, whom I met in Hanoi the previous year. It’s indeed a small world. Shelly had lived in Otres for four years and knew practically everyone. Her house was a bohemian and social place where there was a constant coming and going of friends. A few beers were consumed and none of the things planned got done.

Otres Village was one-of-a-kind and a place where Westerners who’d given up conforming came to live. It was indeed the home of the stray cats, and this was where they came to live and play. It made a fascinating mix of people from all over the world with genuinely out-of-the-box ideas and thoughts. I loved every one of them for who they were and what they stood for. Otres resembled the Wild West of Southeast Asia as there appeared no building code or health inspectors. Drugs were semi-legal, and there appeared no rules of any sort. The electricity was iffy, and the water pressure non-existent. Instead, it seemed a hippie-haven where people party throughout the night, cook what they pleased, and build whatever they dreamt up—all making a community where several travellers come for a day or two but stay a year or three.

Monsoon season in Otres was a muddy mess as the village had few paved streets. For most, life went past in a psychedelic haze as they moved from the jungle parties to Neverland. This super relaxed hostel was where people hung out, but not a place to stay unless you partied through the night.

My laundry was handed in, but nothing happened fast in Otres, and although told it would be ready in the morning, there was no laundry in sight. Fortunately, the relaxed life in Otres made hanging around, going with the flow effortless.

 

28 May - Otres – Kampot – 100km

I waited until the rain subsided, said goodbye to the lovely people of Otres and proceeded in the direction of Kampot, said the home of the world’s best pepper. Monsoon season and roadworks don’t make good cycle touring. There was no real reason to stop apart from snapping a few pictures crossing rivers and houses on stilts. It remained very much life on the river in Cambodia, both for transport and fishing.

Of course, I’d to buy one of Cambodia’s legendary snacks, the Nompang (baguette), filled with all kinds of unusual ingredients. I found myself a pleasant spot and watched people planting rice while eating half my Nompang, saving the other half for when my ride was done. Kampot, Uptown Guesthouse, sporting ground floor rooms, a bathroom and mosquito nets at a bargain price.

 

29 May - Kampot

Kampot is a lovely place, sporting decaying old French colonial buildings as well as a great riverside setting. The fascinating old traditional market was jampacked with traders, but the heat was debilitating. As a result, Kampot is a strange and contrasting place. “Happy Pizza” joints and French-style coffee shops lined the streets, while Cambodian ladies traded from mobile carts.

The French baguette, or Nompang, is stuffed with spicy sliced pork, pate, pickled carrots, papaya, coriander, and cucumber. At times, it’s consumed topped with condensed milk. I prefer the spicy version, but why not bread and condensed milk if one can eat a chocolate-filled doughnut?

You often see words misspelt because the Latin alphabet means as little to the Cambodians as the Abugida script means to me. Eventually, I ended up at my abode, hopped on the bike and rode out to inspect a few nearby caves. The ride was more interesting than the caves. I passed ladies on bikes, returning home from selling their wares at the morning market. They were jovial and friendly, laughing and talking. What a difference from the Western world where stoic-faced people sat in morning traffic. Equally cheerful men on motorbikes were on their way to the market, squealing pigs tied on the back. School kids on bicycles ambled along, and small kids called, “Hello farang!” from their stilted homes.

 

30 May - Kampot - Guesthouse – 110 km

From Kampot, my chosen route led north in the direction of Phnom Penh. The sky was a gorgeous blue, rice paddies were filled to the brim after the monsoon rains; water buffalo waddled in ponds and cows grazed on the nomansland next to the road—all in all, a perfect day. I’m sure this’s what people refer to when they say, “I was in my happy place”. Markets sold exciting items, and dirt tracks veered off to mysterious destinations.

The way led past friendly monks doing their food rounds, welcoming ladies selling watermelons and colourful temples. Kids, returning home from school, nervously clung to each other, seeing a stranger on a bicycle heading their way. Meat vendors laughingly pointed out buffalo penis. Gosh, they indeed eat the entire animal!

A strong wind picked up, dark clouds gathered, and big raindrops started falling, making a quick escape into the first available guesthouse. They must’ve seen me coming as I was charged a tad more than the place was worth. Nevertheless, they prepared a lovely Cambodian meal (rice, stir-fried pork and ginger, topped with a fried egg and fiery chillies).

 

31 May-14 June - Guesthouse – Phnom Penh – 40 km

A short but busy ride took me to Phnom Penh. It’s never easy getting in or out of Phnom Penh. The going was dreadfully slow and the traffic horrendous. Still, it remained amazing what all one can hook onto a motorcycle and equally astonishing what a bicycle can handle.

I slowly weaved through the traffic and onto the old traditional backpacker’s “Boeng Kak” area. Unfortunately, the lake which made the site popular was sold and then filled in, causing the area’s demise. Still, one or two super budget places remained. I loved the back streets, street art and weird and lovely “long-termers”. Grand View Guesthouse, without the grand view, was my abode of choice. Nevertheless, the room rate was super cheap at $5 a night. It didn’t take long to meet a bunch of lovely people, and the 15 people around the table were from 13 different countries!

The next day, I handed in my Panasonic Lumix camera to be repaired. I further applied for a Chinese visa, seeing the camera would take a few days.

Cambodian elections were coming up and I was astounded at the amount of money spent on elections. The Cambodian People’s Party (the ruling party) appeared well supported even in the face of widespread corruption. Although hundreds and thousands of people took to the streets to show their support for their respective parties, the ordinary man in the street still pushed his cart along, hoping to sell enough to feed a family. It’s a fascinating country where a large part of the population lived in squalor. At the same time, the Cambodian Mafia drove Rolls Royce’s.

Eventually, everything was done, from fixing the camera to receiving the Chinese Visa and a 3-month Thai Visa. But, unfortunately, the Thai Visa wasn’t as easy in Phnom Penh as it used to be. Once a person had more than three Thailand stamps in the passport, you were required to visit the Embassy in person, showing an application form, a flight ticket out of the country, as well as bank statements.

 

15 June - Phnom Penh – Kampong Chhnang – 97 km

I said my goodbyes to the lovely people of Grand View Guest House and all the people I met there.

When returning home after a holiday, generally people remark, “There’s no place like home”. I feel the same about getting on the bike after a long layoff. There’s no place like the open road! So pleasant was it there was practically no photo stops. My only stops were at coconut and sugarcane juice vendors. Still, I marvelled at the interesting goods for sale at markets and watched farmers bathe their cattle in rivers. I smiled at the familiar “Hellos” from kids and waved at surprised old ladies as I cycled past. In Kampong Chhnang, Ly Hour Guest House made easy overnighting.

 

16 June - Kampong Chhnang – Pursat – 96 km

The previous day’s euphoria disappeared somewhere along the bumpy road, a road that left me slightly irritated. Nevertheless, the day wasn’t all bad, even though blistering hot. En route, my path passed the Andoung Russey pottery factory. The way thus crammed with heavily laden carts taking the produce to the market. Rice farmers welcomed the recent rains, and the rice was a brilliant green. However, for the most part, rice was in nursery beds awaiting replanting.

En route, people sold fermented veggies, and artists made Buddha statues. The way was busy and narrow, and a significant part of the ride was on the dirt section next to the road. Rolling into Pursat was thus a relief, although the wobbly ceiling fan did little to cool me. At least I could see the sunset over another day in Cambodia.

 

17 June - Pursat – Battambang – 107 km

Each day I was astounded at the things witnessed. Of course, people worldwide do things in totally different ways, and we all make do with what’s available. We eat what’s on hand and plant what the soil and the weather allow. Still, it was the different forms of transport that remained fascinating. No matter how much time I spent in Cambodia, the motorbike demanded the most respect.

Cup noodles are not the best supper when cycling, and I soon became hungry. To the amazement of a roadside eatery, a farang stopped and pointed to the soup! Delicious, but each mouthful consumed was watched with great interest. The constant attention made me wonder about the ingredients.

Battambang is a lovely town sporting several old and interesting buildings. It featured a lively market and a peaceful riverside location. I bought a baguette from a lady selling food from a shoulder pole and didn’t question the ingredients as I was hungry. But, there are times when it’s better not to know! Battambang offered plenty of interest, and staying an extra day was easy.

 

19 June – Battambang – Poi Pet – 114 km

The stretch between Battambang and the Thai/Cambodian border wasn’t fascinating, and I considered taking an alternative route.

Before turning off, I came upon a wedding procession and observed a fascinating piece of Cambodian culture. I learned a traditional Khmer wedding is one of the genuinely joyous occasions for a Khmer family and typically lasts from three days to an entire week. It’s a grand affair, full of colour and festivity, as well as steeped in tradition. Musicians play throughout the day using traditional instruments, and the couple dress like royalty. The bride may change her outfit several times a day. Unlike Western weddings, guests are usually highly animated during the ceremonies, and elders typically explain the significance of the various customs to the younger generation. You may stand up and leave the room if you need to stretch your legs. Guests freely move in and out during ceremonies, which isn’t considered rude. In the beginning, the bride customarily waits at her parent’s house while the groom gathers a procession of his family and friends. The procession symbolises the journey of prince Preah Thong to meet his bride, princess Neang Neak two symbolic personas in Khmer culture. The groom’s procession approaches the bride’s home, bearing platters of gifts, usually fruits and Khmer desserts, and is led by a band of musicians and singers. Traditionally, the mai ba (a well-respected member of the bride’s family) comes out to greet the procession. The different fruits and desserts are counted – the more, the better.

After chatting to family members, I continued and discovered the way crowded by the usual weird and wonderful modes of transport. Then, at a coconut juice seller, I met another cyclist. Husan was from Turkey and planned to cycle for a year.

Stalls sold the ever-popular rice cooked in bamboo and sausages (presumed buffalo meat). I snapped the last few pics of Cambodian kids yelling with pleasure before rolling into the border town of Poi Pet. A room at Phnom Pich Guesthouse, right on the main road, made me realise certain things will continue to surprise me no matter how far or wide I travel. I was clearly the only one not using the communal comb and sandals.

 

20 June – Poi Pet, Cambodia – Sa Kaeo, Thailand – 85 km

By morning a short cycle led from the dusty border town of Poi Pet to the Cambodia/Thai immigration. The border was chaotic, with cross-border traders pushing and pulling produce-laden carts. Foot passengers formed long queues while motorised traffic weaved randomly, switching from right-hand drive to left-hand drive. However, being on a bicycle was an absolute pleasure. I zig-zagged my way through the horrendous traffic and was waved to the front of the queue.