Saturday, 23 January 2016

077 CYCLE TOURING INDIA (2) - THE CAMEL FAIR





India (2)

2 570 Kilometres - 72 Days

7 November 2015 – 22 January 2016


Camel Fair

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7 November - Tamu, Myanmar – Moreh, Manipur, India

I understood the Indian immigration office only opened at midday and thus felt no rush to go anywhere. Around one o’clock, a short ride took me to the Myanmar-India border and across the river into the state of Manipur, India. The immigration office was roughly a kilometre further, but no one was in sight. Instead, officials directed me to the police station in Moreh.

The area was vastly different and reminded me more of Africa than India. The office was stuck atop a stony hill, reached via a dirt track. I wrestled the bike up the hill and once the formalities were done, ventured into the village and onto Sangai Lodge.

In this basic place, virtually all cyclists overnighted. The Sangai Lodge owner was helpful and a mine of information. He further informed me that Manipur state was considered one of the most dangerous. The state is an extremely mountainous region, allegedly home to drug traffickers and guerrilla armies. I wasn’t sure if this was indeed the case but chaotic it sure was.

Exploring tiny Moreh was in a cloud of dust and amidst busses, tuk-tuks and people in lungis pushing and shoving hand-drawn carts. It’s a scene that could take just about anyone by surprise. But, on the other hand, the usual things done upon entering a new country, like changing money and buying a SIM card, was surprisingly uncomplicated.

The plan was to get to Delhi ASAP and bike to Pushkar to catch the famous Pushkar Camel Fair. Although I wasn’t keen to use public transport, this event was not to be missed and the principal reason for my second visit to India.

 

8 November - Moreh – Imphal - by Taxi

It’s hard to describe India. The country is vast and varied and the state of Manipur is uniquely different. In addition, the area is tribal and villagers looked distinctly Mongolian.

Nothing in India happens instantly. Even though my host at the Sangai Lodge arranged a “taxi” to take me to Imphal, where busses ran to Guwahati, nothing happened until midday. No sooner were we underway than I regretted not cycling. The state of Manipur is fascinating, but I had to choose between biking and the Camel Fair.

It’s no secret I love India. Countries, to me, are like people. They’ve personalities of their own, and (for no rhyme or reason) one gets along with some and not others. Of course, there’s no perfect country, but I feel more at home in certain ones than others. India is chaotic, dirty, dusty and busy. Still, it has a huge personality and I felt a veil of spirituality cloaked the entire country. However, the driving was nothing short of madness. Still, we, against all odds, arrived in Imphal unscathed.

 

9-10 November - Imphal – Guwahati - by bus

Leg two consisted of a bus ride to Guwahati. The Guwahati bus was rumoured to depart at 10h30, but the time was 11h30 when we finally got going. The road over the mountains was in such a poor condition I believed it was quite possible to pick up an injury. Thank goodness for winter, as the bus was ancient and had no aircon. As predicted, the ride was dusty as the way was only partially paved. The driver drove non-stop, stopping simply when one of the passengers wanted to pee and twice to replace a punctured tire. Signboards indicated the speed limit at 20 km/h and the going was dreadfully slow.

It was genuinely remarkable how tribal the people in the mountain regions were. They didn’t merely look Mongolian, with their round faces and rosy cheeks, but were dressed in red, blanket-like shawls. They further carried their wares in woven baskets upon their backs, hanging from straps around their foreheads. Now and then, I had the urge to tell the driver to let me off as I was dreadfully sorry for missing out on cycling this fascinating part of India. A person is far removed from the land and the people on a bus, especially when used to travelling by bicycle.

I must’ve lapsed into a slumber as I woke with a start and found myself in Guwahati. I stumbled off the bus and, somewhat disorientated, rode into the city. Once showered, a short amble brought me to the train station to buy a Delhi ticket. The rules required the bike and panniers to be booked beforehand, and all forms were completed in triplicate. (It must be a leftover from colonial times.). Although the luggage fee was more than my ticket, the fare remained a bargain.

Returning to my abode, I marvelled at all India is. A place where milk tea is brewed on street corners and where kids play cricket on each grassy patch. Cricket matches were cheered on enthusiastically by onlookers (one could even get a haircut while watching the game), and friendly homeless people occupied the sidewalks. Enjoying an authentic roti served smothered in curry sauce at a sidewalk eatery, a remarkable calm came over me and I felt 100% at home.

The final leg of my public transport was in sight. The train was due at 6h15 the following morning, and the reception desk promised to wake me at 5h00. Still, it didn’t mean it would happen. This was, after all, India.

 

11-12 November - Guwahati – Delhi by train

Surprisingly, my phone rang at 5h00, I hurriedly showered and then trundled to the train station. A quick check on the bicycle and panniers revealed they were already at Platform 7. Unfortunately, delays made for a long wait before the train finally arrived.

As anticipated, the train was basic and appeared not cleaned since built, likely in the 1950s. But, at least having a reserved seat, meant one didn’t have to run and jump onto a moving train.

Being the sole foreigner, it felt as if a steady stream of onlookers came to witness this unusual event and get a closer look at the stranger in their midst. At first, the plan was to use the time to edit a few pictures, but passengers crowded around to such an extent, I gave up. Privacy and personal space are different in all countries.

At stations, vendors hopped onboard selling tea, samosas, boiled chickpeas, water, etc. People subsequently threw their used cups and plates (not paper plates, but used newspaper) out the window, but I couldn’t get myself to follow suit. Seeing I kept mine, they must’ve considered me weird or a hoarder.

Lunch was chickpeas (or channa), and my every move was watched with great interest. I couldn’t help but giggle when my fellow travellers kindly fabricated a scoop from the newspaper so the foreigner could eat. Little English was spoken and, now and again, “foreigner, foreigner” could be heard, followed by wide-eyed faces peeping around corners. The people in my berth felt it their duty to care for me and guarded my stuff when I wandered about. Train staff came around to take dinner orders and I secretly wished they would be kind enough to provide a spoon as I wasn’t good at eating with my fingers.

My assumption that bedding would be provided was incorrect. Mercifully, a fellow traveller lent the ill-advised foreigner a blanket.

 

12 November - Delhi

The train arrived in Delhi at around 8 p.m. and, lovely as the people were, I was more than happy to disembark and be away from the staring eyes. My bike or bags weren’t anywhere in sight and I made my way to the parcel office (an experience in itself). Already dark, it took wading my way through muddy puddles, rail tracks, past stray dogs and goods stacked sky-high, but the bicycle wasn’t there either. I decided it was best to locate accommodation and collect the bike and panniers in the morning.

At the best of times, Delhi is an over-commercialised madhouse and even more so when arriving in the dark. Due to Diwali celebrations, making my way along Main Bazaar Road was in a sea of light. It must’ve been around 9 or 10 p.m. and the streets were as busy as peak hours in any megacity. The difference was the road was congested with bicycle rickshaws, tuk-tuks, pedestrians and cows.

I sauntered past vendors selling curry and roti, beggars and scrawny-looking kids who quickly asked for handouts. Finally, a bed was found at Namaskar Hotel and I could’ve sworn it was the hotel I stayed at in 2008.

 

13-16 November - Delhi

Waking with a sore throat and blocked nose wasn’t surprising following the train ride, and I searched for vitamin C and my bike—both of which were easily located. The short ride from the train station to my hotel reminded me of how trying cycling in India could be.

Feeling downright rotten, the following day was spent in bed nursing a thick head and sore body. I couldn’t afford getting the flu as my time to reach the Pushkar Camel Fair was running out fast. The air quality in Delhi is extremely poor and I hadn’t seen the sun in days. Still, it made for interesting pictures.

Even walking to the chemist was an experience. With India’s open garbage system, stray dogs, monkeys, pigs, rats, and cows scavenged whatever they could find to survive. It’s particularly harmful to the cows as they have a complex digestive system, and plastic bags never get expelled. Over time, the plastic accumulates inside the cow’s stomach and becomes hard as stone, resulting in death. Add to the above kids acting as trapeze artists while balancing clay pots upon their heads made me realise this was indeed India.

The flu tablets didn’t make much difference, and I resorted to the corner herbalist. I had no energy to go sightseeing and stayed close to the hotel, simply emerging to grab a bite to eat and get water. The “’erbs” did the job and I soon felt heaps better. (This, of course, could’ve been due to natural causes.)

My Garmin GPS couldn’t load the free Indian map from Open Street Map, which required buying a Garmin map (at a hefty price). Unfortunately, this pricy map didn’t load either, and I was understandably a tad peeved. Following an email to Garmin’s head office, they conveniently passed me off to another department which advised me to contact my (South African) branch. I had little patience for such incompetence and instead located Garmin’s head office in Delhi. I elbowed through the crowds, trying to avoid cow dung, dog shit, and human excrement. Once there, staff members tried their best to load the map, but the process was incredibly slow. Finally, we agreed to leave it overnight and I would pick it up in the morning. Darryl, a fellow cyclist, was a fun person at the hotel, and we had a few beers together.

 

17-20 November - Delhi – Pushkar by car

It was 17 November before departing Delhi by car to Puskar. We first swung by the Garmin office to pick up the GPS, but they couldn’t load the map either. Hopefully, this would be my last public transport in India, as I was itching to get going.

Finally, Pushkar was reached, and what an unusual place. Being a holy town, virtually all Hindus will visit the town at least once during their lifetime. No beer or meat is sold in the city, but I’m sure one can find it if you wish. A holy lake forms the centre of town, and it’s said to have appeared when Brahma dropped a lotus flower. Featuring more than 50 bathing ghats and hundreds of temples, constant drumming and chanting filled the air. Sleeping in was no option due to gongs, drums and chanting starting around five in the morning—a blessing as I wanted to get up early to catch the morning light.

The famous camel fair is where Rajasthan’s people come to show, auction, and buy the best camels and horses the area offers. The outskirts of Pushkar were a sea of camels and a place where traders lived in makeshift tents. Still, a festive mood prevailed. Kids ran about wanting their pictures taken, and men sat on their haunches in serious bargaining conversations. I was impressed by the horsemanship and horse trainers. It was quite impressive what they could make the animal do. These desert horses' distinctive features are their ears curving in, practically touching.

Taking pictures of all that was happening was trying, as the event was considerably more substantial than I anticipated. The place was swarming with people, camels, and horses—getting a clear shot of anything was quite an achievement. Feeling out of my league amongst the countless professional photographers, staying out of their way was made possible by slinking around the back.

Vendors lined the route to the fairground selling all kinds of horse and camel paraphernalia, as well as anything traders could need, from bedrolls to barbers. However, whatever was for sale seemed to cater only to men, even while many women formed part of the fair. It looked like women remained second-class citizens, as they were the dung collectors and chapati makers. It was understood barely 50% of Rajasthan women are educated. The state has the most significant education gap between men and women in India.

Aside from the traders and photographers, hordes of travellers filled this small town.

The camel fair (I soon discovered) was merrily a sideshow to the real deal. The main event is Kartik Purnima, which refers to when the pilgrims come to dip in the sacred lake of Pushkar. The town was noisy and crowded, and the narrow thoroughfare was crammed with tourists, pilgrims and beggars. I quite liked the madness of it all. Then there were the bizarre - from the limbless sporting begging bowls to snake charmers and five-legged calves. It felt like all one needed to make a few bucks were a begging bowl and a spot outside the temple (it did cross my mind to get a bowl!). This was indeed the event of the year.

 

21 November - Pushkar – Beawar - 90 km (approx.)

As unique as Pushkar was, I had itchy feet and wanted to get going. Getting out of Pushkar was no easy task, especially trying to avoid the main road to Ajmer. My path ended on a sandy track that required retracing my steps. Ultimately, it must’ve led me in a vast circle, as what should’ve been a short day turned into a whole-day affair. I, sadly, lost my odometer but guessed the distance at around 90 kilometres.

Almost being robbed three times during the day made me realise Rajasthan wasn’t safe. Using minor roads to avoid the congested highway was clearly a mistake.

The first incident involved three guys on a motorbike waiting along a particularly lonely stretch. I intuitively knew trouble was brewing, and on reaching them, the one grabbed the handlebars. He then (quick as lightning) grabbed my phone (in the handlebar holder) but, mercifully, dropped it and then sped off.

The second incident involved a middle-aged man who grabbed hold of the bike. I’m not sure what he wanted, but he had an axe, and best not to argue. He pointed to the front wheel; I wasn’t sure if he wanted the wheel, an inner tube, or the bicycle. He then indicated taking a photo. Unsure if he wanted me to take a picture or the camera, I told him I had no camera. He let go of the bike and I sped off as fast as possible.

During the third incident, a woman appeared from nowhere and started hitting me on my back with her hand. Maybe she was mentally ill or wanted something, but I didn’t stop. Afterwards, I followed a bicycle vendor and stuck close to him to Beawar. A good thing too, as he chased away a few persistent followers.

No doubt it was a relief to reach Beawar. Finding accommodation was more troublesome as all rooms were full due to wedding ceremonies. Maybe they weren’t licenced to house foreigners. Eventually, the Hotel Shree made good enough digs and a place to close the door behind me. Phew, what a day.

 

22 November - Beawar – Pali - 120 km

Although a different route was planned, I considered it best to follow the larger road. Albeit a toll road, bicycles were allowed, and the road was surprisingly quiet (for India, that is). Highways never made enjoyable riding, but the preceding day's stress was something I could do without.

The area was a typical barren desert landscape featuring equally barren mountains. Only a few goats grazed in the distance and a few forlorn plastic bags blew in the wind. I put my head down and pushed onwards to Pali past numerous dhabas selling basic food (often simply one or two dishes) and chai (tea). These dhabas were merely mud structures sporting cots to sit or lie upon. No woman ever frequented these dhabas as there appeared only men. It felt uncomfortable going into these places as all stopped eating and they never took their eyes off me. Drinking chai and being observed at such close range is somewhat nerve-wracking.

At least the area was littered with water shelters. Like nearly all desert areas, clay urns were placed under covered canopies. It’s amazing how cool the water stays in these clay pots. At these stands was always a communal mug dangling from a string which people used without touching their lips, a skill I never acquired.

 

23 November - Pali – Sumerpur - 85 km

I didn’t feel like cycling but packed up and pedalled out of Pali. It turned out a typical day in Rajasthan; dry and dusty as I biked past goat herders and women in colourful saris tending fields. Many called me to have chai and others stopped to ask where I was going, but my experience of a few days ago was still fresh in my mind and I didn’t stop.

Calling it quits in Sumerpur, which sported lodging along the main road, made it a short day. Around midnight, one almighty racket erupted in the street below. It must’ve been a festival of sorts as a parade went by accompanied by music so loud it didn’t only wake me but shook the building and furniture. I kid you not!

 

24 November - Sumerpur – Sirohi - 45 km

Leaving Sumerpur was amidst camel carts and scavenging cows. Reaching Sirohi, a formidable mountain loomed ahead, and lacking the mental strength to continue I called it a day.

 

25 November - Sirohi – Abu Road - 73 km

The next day nothing came of the daunting-looking mountains. Instead, the road weaved through valleys and soon spat me out on the other side of the mountain. During the ride, I met Ashish Pali and his two kids en route to Mount Abu to participate in a festival. We chatted briefly, and he gave me his contact details in case I needed assistance. How sweet of him?

At first, the plan was to go up the mountain, but feeling lazy the afternoon was spent chilling out.

 

26 November - Abu Road – Mehsana - 121 km

Before departing, I had tea and crustless toast; I guessed it was a leftover from colonial times. The day became effortless riding though not overly exciting (being a highway). That said, riding through rural areas, little frequented by foreigners, I scared the living daylight out of kids. They ran for the safety of their mother’s hems, only to peek out once safely tucked behind her apron or sari. Of course, one can’t blame them as they’ve most likely never seen a white woman on a bicycle.

On this day, my route left the state of Rajasthan and entered little-explored Gujarat. It was officially a dry state and to buy alcoholic drinks one needed a permit which could be obtained from the larger hotels, but I lacked the motivation to try.

 

27 November - Mehsana – Ahmedabad – 70 km

The stretch between Mehsana and Ahmedabad made it a short but stressful ride. The way wasn’t too busy but reaching the city centre amidst Ahmedabad’s 6,600,000 population and finding accommodation in the horrendous traffic was challenging.

Shabbier, a sweet tuk-tuk driver, pointed me in the direction of the Stayinn Hotel, which turned out inexpensive and centrally located, exactly what I was looking for.

 

28-29 November - Ahmedabad

Ahmedabad had been inhabited since the 11th century and thus had an old part with much to investigate. An early morning walking tour of the ancient city was considered money well spent.

India is a country steeped in tradition and history, and kite fighting is a popular contest. However, fighter kites are slightly different from the usual kites as they are traditionally small single-line flat kites where line tension alone is used for control. The main difference is lines are typically coated with glass fibre cotton strands to cut down the line of other competitors. I was thus thrilled to come upon people coating the lines.

Later, Shabbier picked me up, and we set out to the impressive Adalaj’s step-well—a 5-story deep step-well built in 1498 by King Mohammed Begda for Queen Rani Roopba.

Legend has it a Hindu ruler was attacked by King Mohammed Begda, the neighbouring kingdom's ruler. The king was killed, and his widow (though in deep grief at her husband's death) agreed to marry King Mahmud Begada. She agreed on the condition he first completed the step-well her husband began. The new king, deeply in love with the queen, agreed and built the well in record time. Once the well was completed, the king reminded the queen of her promise. Instead, the queen, who had achieved her objective of completing the step-well, decided to end her life as a mark of devotion to her husband. She circumambulated the step-well, prayed and then jumped into the well. These events are depicted on the walls of the well. (People were incredibly dramatic in those days.)

Ahmedabad is further home to the Sabarmati Ashram, Gandhi’s headquarters from 1917–1930 during the struggle for Indian independence. He chose this site as the land was between a jail and a cemetery, and it was said anyone in favour of independence was bound to end up in one of them. It’s from here that Gandhi commenced his famous Salt March. Reading the history, I once again realised there’s nothing worse than colonialism. How anyone can think such arrogance is a good idea boggles the mind.

Outside was a statue of Gandhi’s three proverbial wise monkeys: “See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”. They are Mizaru, covering his eyes; Kikazaru, covering his ears; and Iwazaru, covering his mouth.

Later, I came upon the Kalam Kush paper mill. The mill uses a Gandhian technique where the paper is made by hand using off-cuts from fabric. It’s understood all government offices (at least in Ahmedabad) use paper from this mill. I hope this is true; wouldn’t it be marvellous?

Shabbier picked me up the following morning and we swung by the supermarket before visiting Gulbai Tekra, a small slum known as ‘Hollywood Basti’ because of the women’s colourful clothing. Gulbai Tekra is home to over 1,000 families making a living out of carving Ganesh statues. Here villagers were keen to get their pictures taken. Some women veiled their faces using their dupattas, barely revealing their traditional nose-rings, but others boldly posed. In the process, we got caught up in a funeral procession. We were welcomed into their midst and didn’t get away without getting a bindi.

Later, I moseyed past homeless families living on the pavement and considered it not such a bad life after all. They were extraordinarily well-organised, with a clock hanging from the wall and space to hang items. A few had beds and kitchen utensils. What impressed me were the kids doing school homework. Multiplication tables were neatly written out in a notebook.

 

30 November – 1 December - Ahmedabad – Vadodara - 115 km

My route followed Gandhi’s Salt March, known as the Dandi March, and I met several pilgrims en route to Dandi. Stopping for tea, I was asked if I was from China. By evening, I had a good look at myself as never in a million years had I imagined I even remotely resembled a Chinese person.

When biking in India, one is immersed in a world of overwhelming and unparalleled bombardment of the senses, from the constant hooting, dust and vehicle fumes, to the incense-filled air and peaceful chanting of Hindu devotees. I rode past dead animals rotting in the heat of the tropics, and in contrast, people playing cricket upon immaculate green fields, past incredibly ornate Hindu temples and homeless people living on the street. Friendly rickshaw wallas and tea sellers asked, “What’s your country?” followed by “What’s your good name?” Motorcycle riders pulled up next to me, asking for selfies. A big grin crossed my face, as I knew this was indeed India.

The following day was spent in Vadodara as the town sported a few attractions worth seeing. After breakfast, the search for a lens cap was on in all earnest. The process was both time-consuming and exciting, but not a great deal was achieved in the end.

 

2–3 December - Vadodara – The Tri-Temple Complex - 135 km

My early-ish departure was due to the desire to escape the morning traffic. Luckily, things didn’t get busy until around 10h00, making it an uncomplicated cycle out of Vadodara. A highway never offers exciting riding, but this one sported a spacious shoulder. A shoulder used primarily by vehicles heading in the opposite direction, and I had to keep an eye out for oncoming traffic. Even though a toll road, ox carts, camel carts, trucks, busses, cars and tuk-tuks all headed south into the ever-present haze.

Ironically, while India was choking silently, half of parliament attended the Climate Change meeting in France. Stopping to have a cup of tea or to fill my water bottle, a crowd curiously inspected the bicycle. They looked and debated and then concluded the solar charger was to charge the bike! Someone even suggested my water bottle was petrol as surely a woman needed help carrying such a heavy load.

The highway made for easy riding, and I pushed on until the turn-off to Surat. Enquiring about lodging (the word ‘hotel’ generally refers to a restaurant), directions were toward a temple, which turned into an intriguing evening.

The Tri-Temple Complex was a non-denominational and non-sectarian complex for the welfare and well-being of the entire world. A bed came at a mere INR100 and food at an additional INR30. The brochures offered made intriguing reading. I found the importance and power of the Trinity fascinating as virtually all religions have a three of something. Although, mostly, the information was over my head, still, it made intriguing reading.

The following day was spent reading the remainder of the brochures. “Adjust Everywhere” was fascinating. Maybe it was my thinking of adjusting yourself instead of expecting the world and others to conform to you. However, when looking at social media, many expect society to change to accept them. Each to their own.

 

4 December - The Tri-Temple Complex – Navsari - 40 km

Not feeling well, I still packed up and left the temple. Checking out, the temple wanted no money, but the donation box was made for discreet donations. Staying an additional day might’ve been a better choice as I had a severe case of Delhi belly. There’s no fun in cycling whilst vomiting and constantly searching for a bush to hide behind.

Forty kilometres further was the town of Navsari, which sported a luxury hotel at INR1,350 per night (approximately $20). Not caring about the money, I booked in and was overwhelmed to learn they wanted no payment. Overhearing them say something about many years of cycle touring I wondered how they knew. How awesome is that? I couldn’t be happier as I showered and flopped onto a large, comfortable bed. The rest of the day was spent between the bathroom and the bed.

 

5 December - Navsari - Valsad - 60 km

Still not 100%, I thanked the owner for his hospitality and continued south. After about 60 kilometres of riding, fatigue set in but, fortunately, Valsad came into view, making it a good place to call it quits.

 

6 December - Valsad – Manor - 109 km

Sometimes it feels like all things go wrong simultaneously. Wanting to pump the tyres, I discovered the bicycle pump was broken, aarrgghh! Fortunately, a bicycle wallah appeared and pumped the tyres and, at the same time, placed a few drops of oil on the chain.

Pedalling out of town was in the company of water buffalo and cows. A signboard indicated one lane for cars, one for trucks, and one for heavy vehicles. Albeit no mention was made of the water buffalo and cows. At least someone tried to make order out of this chaos.

My path led past the “cricket-bat slum”; it seemed slums specialised in specific trades. If one needed a bat, this was the place. You could even get it personalised or decorated by your favourite cricketer. Later, a chemist provided nausea and diarrhoea medication. Never knock the drug companies. They make wonderful stuff at a pittance and after handing over INR65, I felt considerably better.

Not feeling too energetic, I grabbed a Coke and a Red Bull. A concoction that made me fly toward Mumbai, only stopping once before reaching Manor. Mumbai was roughly 110 kilometres away, making Manor a perfect overnight stop.

 

7-12 December - Manor – Mumbai - 115 km

The time was shortly past nine o'clock before getting away. The day started promising until roughly 50 kilometres outside Mumbai city centre. The traffic was hectic, and I truly feared for my life. The only thing one could do was go with the flow as best as possible.

Once in the city, I headed to Colaba, the old part of the town famous among backpackers. The touts drove me crazy, insisting I follow them. Of course, it’s their job, but still it irritated me, as I was tired after a stressful day in Mumbai’s heavy traffic.

Uncovering Bentley’s Hotel was by chance and, surprisingly, where I had stayed five years prior. Lo and behold, would the guy at reception not ask: “Have you not stayed here before?” Surely, he must say that to everyone, as I considered it impossible he could remember me. In any event, a spot in one of their other buildings was even cheaper, plus the room was massive and on the ground floor where one could easily wheel the bike right in.

From Mumbai, I had no idea which direction to go. Having already cycled the rest of India, the initial plan was to ride the stretch between Delhi and Mumbai as, unfortunately, that stretch was missed during my first trip due to a broken arm. No wonder the guy remembered me as I arrived sporting a broken arm and a black eye, left the bicycle at the hotel, and disappeared a few weeks only to reappear later. I could follow the same route south and meet Rachel and Patrick, who were heading north or across the country to Bangladesh.

My laptop packed up and was handed in to be repaired. Thank goodness they could fix it but what a mission to re-install the whole caboodle. It took the best part of the night to reload the necessary programs.

 

13 December - Mumbai – Alibag - 20 km

Eventually, a short pedal led to the harbour where ferries operated across Thane Creek to Mandva. Departing Mumbai for the south coast, or getting into Mumbai from the south, is made effortless by this immensely convenient 16-kilometre (60 minutes) ferry ride. The ride saved one from biking through Mumbai’s hectic city traffic. The crossing was busy as loads of ferries were coming and going, some a tad overloaded and leaning precariously.

Shortly after stepping off the jetty at Mandva, I met Ashish Agashe, a cyclist from Mumbai. He was a journalist and a keen cyclist who had cycle-toured India extensively. Ashish introduced me to his brother Anil, his brother’s wife Janhavi, and their young son Abhinav, who lived in Alibag. Ashish was visiting for the weekend and I was invited to stay the night. Not merely was it a pleasure but also fascinating to stay in a family home.

The family was of no specific religion but realists and highly concerned about the poor and our carbon footprint. This all made for an insightful and fascinating conversation. I was further introduced to Sumit Pali, India’s famous endurance cyclist. By endurance cycling, I mean an astonishing 400 kilometres a day! The best part was meeting a whole host of kind and fascinating people. I’ve remained friends with some until now, if simply via social media.

 

14-15 December - Alibag – Murud - 50 km

Chatting with Janhavi, the time was past 10h00 a.m. before leaving Alibag. Konkan Coast seemed unchanged from my first cycle around India a few years earlier. The road remained rough and narrow, and the short steep hills still prevailed. Nevertheless, the area provided rural cycling through timeless villages, past markets and villagers drying produce upon the tarmac.

It’s hard to believe this undeveloped coastline still exists, a mere 50-70 kilometres south of Mumbai's busy and large metropolis. By evening, the sunset over the Arabian Sea made me smile, as it had been a long time since leaving the ocean in Thailand. The December weather was perfect, and mobile food carts appeared at sunset. I located a chair, ordered the local cuisine, and was content to watch a game of beach cricket.

By morning, fishermen brought in their catch while school kids continued their cricket game of the previous evening. Observing the comings and goings of this small village while sipping my sweet chai was pure pleasure. All this occurred as some villagers did their morning ablutions at the water's edge; this truly is amazing India!

In the end, sleepy Murud made staying one more day as I was operating in low gear and had no destination in mind. However, an amble along the ocean to the market made me check carefully where to place my feet. The little fish market was a hive of activity, offering heaps of tiny fish and shrimp. Surely, catching such large quantities of juvenile fish will soon leave the ocean depleted of life.

 

16 December - Murud – Harihareshwar - 52 km

Shortly after departing, a ferry operated across a river, making it a far shorter day. From time to time, the way was narrow and uneven, but it remained a pleasure to cycle. Monkeys playfully darted across the path and, in contrast to cities, one could smell frangipani and sandalwood. From temples came the sweet smell of incense and, occasionally, the lovely aroma of the good ’erb wafted across the road. The coastal route is hilly, and I encountered a few hills.

Harihareshwar, a beachside temple town, came with a lively touristy trade. The structures were, however, unimpressive for such a famous temple. The temple is dedicated to Kalbhairav, a manifestation of Lord Shiva. Today the temple, built in the 18th century, houses an ancient Shiva Linga adding to its popularity.

The staff at my abode seemed quite taken that a foreigner chose their hotel. Looking out the window and straight into the neighbour’s water buffalo shed didn't come as a surprise. All night one could hear buffalo stomping, snorting and chewing the cud; a surprisingly soothing sound.

 

17 December - Harihareshwar – Harnai - 61 km

Breakfast was from a lady who needed to go into the backyard to do the dishes and stoke the fire. She returned with an omelette and chapatti. Sometimes, even having breakfast could be an adventure.

Four kilometres past Harihareshwar a ferry took people across the river to the town of Vesavi. Then, a “push-up-the-hill” road led to a coastal path that soon reached another ferry crossing. This time, it was a tiny boat and a mission to get the bike and the panniers on board, but the ride saved a detour of nearly 40 kilometres via the busy main road.

One minute the path was next to the ocean, and the following up in the hills, through small communities where markets spilt onto the road. Then along narrow farm roads where ox carts had preference and villagers stared slack-jawed. I didn’t want it any other way. Finally, reaching the third ferry, the road bridge seemed better than loading the whole shebang onto the tiny boat.

The way continued past the smallest hamlets where villagers dried clothes and shrimp upon the tarmac. My path soon reached the small settlement of Harnai, famous for its colourful fishing harbour, and a great place to spend the night.

 

18 December - Harnai – Guhagar - 90 km

Due to the previous night’s tossing and turning, the time was nearly midday before pedalling out of Harnai. My chosen route followed the coastal road via Karde. The road, however, petered out and later disappeared altogether, forcing me to retrace my steps. The rest of the day was a hilly ride, albeit not difficult, the sharp inclines made it slow riding. Few things are as enjoyable as following secondary roads through tiny settlements; on this day, they were plentiful.

These tiny roads seldom had bridges across rivers. Fortunately, this time a car ferry carted traffic across the river—the price for me and the bike was a measly 16 rupees. Unfortunately, the path from the jetty to the highway revealed a steep switchback, leaving me huffing and puffing. However, the rest of the day was enjoyable cycling.

 

19-20 December - Guhagar – Ratnagiri - 100 km

Breakfast consisted of spicey idly and tea, and it was 9h30 by the time I got going. The plan was to follow the shore, but each person I encountered told me no path existed and it was best to follow the inland route. Both my GPS and Google Maps indicated a path along the ocean. Still, I didn’t want to repeat the same mistake as the previous day and instead listen to local knowledge.

The inland route was further and hillier than the coastal road, making it slow riding. No one mentioned the four kilometres uphill, which soon called for an Eno-stop as a breakfast of fried chillies and uphill don’t go well together. Still, the way was rural India at its absolute best. Women doing laundry in a stream and men wearing the dhoti made colourful pictures.

Although not a challenging route, the ride was a slow one through a sparsely populated area, to such an extent I ran out of water and had to flag down a truck to ask if they had water to spare. A few kilometres further, a roadside stall sold freshly made lemonade. One glass was gulped down and another poured into my water bottle. At last, the road descended, but five kilometres from Ratnagiri was the mother of all hills. Phew! The road was so steep it required walking the bike. Not something I needed at the end of a day of cycling.

Two days were spent in Ratnagiri not doing a great deal, except internet stuff and long overdue laundry.

 

21 December - Ratnagiri – Devgad - 100 km

December weather in India is most pleasant as it isn’t humid but still around 30/33˚C, making it perfect cycling weather. Saying that doesn’t mean one didn’t sweat buckets. The route wasn’t overly exciting and it was best to push onward to Devgad. Still, it remained “hilly an’ all”, as they say in India.

There was not a great deal one can do but put the bike in an easy gear and peddle on. The “TOD” signs painted upon the tarmac (presumed a bicycle race) kept me occupied. When they said “push”, I pushed, and when they said, “slow down,” I slowed down. Reaching Devgad indicated the end of the day's ride.

 

22-23 December - Devgad – Malvan - 50 km

The day began as usual, having breakfast at a local joint. On entering, the entire place generally came to a complete standstill. One had two choices: you could ignore it, sit down, order the food, eat, leave, and pretend no one noticed; or you could say a loud “good morning”, smile and let them discuss among themselves where you’re from, how old you are, and where you were going. This morning I opted for the latter.

The day turned into one of those crazy days as a guy on a motorbike overtook me and stopped a little further. This simple and innocent action typically spells trouble. This day was no different and I found him masturbating by the side of the road. I continued cycling, but he soon came past and once again stopped right ahead. Flagging down a tuk-tuk, and pointing at the wanker made him disappear.

Roughly 30 or 40 kilometres later, my bicycle suddenly came to a complete halt. I couldn’t turn the pedals, and the shifters didn’t respond. Finally, trying to loosen things up, a friendly couple on a motorbike stopped and attempted to free the chain from where it was lodged. Eventually, they flagged down a truck en route to Malvan. Upon reaching Malvan, we stopped at the bicycle mechanic. Once the bicycle was offloaded, everything was in perfect working order! What a strange day.

 

24 December - Malvan – Arambol - 80 km

In 2008, I pedalled this route accompanied by my sister, Amanda. She, at the time, claimed she had to walk her bike up six hills in the space of 25 kilometres. Although not quite that bad, the route crossed nearly that number of valleys where the road descended sharply to the river and climbed steeply out of it. Foreseeing a gentler descent to the beach, the equally hilly approach road to Arambol was an unpleasant surprise.

Arambol, a favourite amongst Europeans since the early ’60s, remains a laidback hippy town. Pulling into Arambol was thus a tad of a culture shock as there was white people everywhere. The place swarmed with scooter-driving Europeans, decked out in their feathery earrings, flowy Indian cotton dresses, and bandanas—it was time to don the feathery earrings and flowy dress and hang out in Arambol for a while.

 

25-27 December - Arambol

Life in Arambol was easy; most days were spent on the beach or walking along the cliffs. In the evenings, I sipped coffee or beer at one of the beach restaurants.

In the process, I overheard a conversation where people were swapping travel stories and I giggled at the comment, “…and at one time there wasn’t even any internet.” Adventure travel has taken on a whole new meaning! More remarkable was people-watching; Indian women customarily swim fully clothed, in stark contrast to the Europeans in skimpy swimwear.

 

28 December – 4 January 2016 - Arambol

Hanging about made me enrol in a five-day Iyengar Yoga course, and I was excited to do something different. The course was far pricier than anticipated, but I liked this type of yoga. The core purpose is to align the body, allowing it to heal. I was shocked at how inflexible I had become. Especially the upper thighs, back, and shoulders but blamed it on the years of cycling and the lack of any other form of exercise.

The course was intensive and lasted the entire morning, making me feel the price paid was worth it. We had an instructor and three helpers who helped where needed. It wasn’t about the poses or whether you could touch your toes but what’s best for you and your body, and three days later, I could already feel a difference.

In the evenings, I sauntered to the beach to observe the spectacle. Each night, the beach transformed into a venue where people were involved in a large array of activities, from yoga to fire dancing. On one side of the beach was a drumming circle where people danced, each to their own rhythm, and on the other side, the Hari Krishna were chanting and drumming. Others were sitting in the lotus position, staring into space. Several stands sold feathery earrings, handmade flutes and jewellery. Restaurants placed tables along the water’s edge, and a general air of festivity prevailed.

The Peace Garden (where I stayed in a hut out back), had a popular restaurant/bar area offering nightly music and it was not necessary to go far to socialise. One could plonk yourself down upon one of the various cushions and, soon enough, a conversation would start. The best part of this type of socialising was that one could exit the group at any given time without offending anyone.

 

5-7 January - Arambol – Panjim (Panaji) - 35 km

Eventually, I packed up and headed along the coast to Goa’s capital, Panjim. Being a former Portuguese territory, the town still has a distinctive Portuguese feel and features tiled-street names.

On arrival, I popped into Probyk, a bike shop, as my bicycle needed TLC. Chatting to staff, I was offered a room at a hugely reduced rate in a guest house. The next two days were spent in absolute luxury while my bike was cared for by the professionals. The old quarters, where one could find a whole plethora of colourful old Portuguese buildings begged to be explored. A person could be excused thinking you’d been transported to the streets of Lisbon.

Two days later, I collected the bicycle and was more than impressed by the professional service received. The mechanic was good and replaced all the worn parts. I ordered two new tyres and had to wait a day or two until they arrived. In the meantime, investigating the old part featuring old houses with colourful door and window frames was a fun way to while away the time. The area was still awfully Portuguese right down to the lace curtains and sleeping cats.

That evening, I sat upon one of the tiny wrought-iron balconies overlooking the street, enjoying a beer and masala peanuts. The following day, I collected the bicycle and was, once again, ready to roll.

 

8-9 January - Punji – Agonda - 75 km

If ever you were inclined to envy my life, this day wasn’t one to envy. A day that should’ve been effortless, turned out surprisingly challenging. Although well-rested and on a newly serviced bike running smoother than it did in months, I felt tired and lacked energy. The coastal route was hilly, but I ground up and over the hills. Certain days require more mental strength than others.

Reaching the high point was with great relief – after which the road descended all the way into bustling Agonda, which sported rows and rows of beach huts, touristy stalls, and beach restaurants. A beach hut came at more than I bargained for, but I had no energy to search for a better deal. Staying an extra day came naturally.

Even though Agonda has grown beyond all measures, it continues to be a relaxing place to kick back.

 

10 January - Agonda - Roadside hotel – 82 km

Feeling significantly better and in good spirits, I was up and over the hills like a hot knife through butter. Then, finally, my path left the tiny state of Goa and crossed the border into Karnataka.

On leaving Goa, the landscape resembled Kerala's backwaters, although nowhere near Kerala. The ride was a lovely one through the countryside and past rice paddies. I even tried to take a selfie, but I’m horrible at selfies, even though I vowed to take at least one in every country. It must surely be the most monotonous thing one could do and after one shot, I gave up - maybe another day.

Unsure whether to detour to famous Om beach, I settled for a roadside hotel. In India, prices are printed on all items, but at this place, the fee charged was virtually double. Maybe the hotel only overcharged foreigners, as they imagined they could get away with doing so. I subsequently discovered the Varadara Hotel was where backpackers caught the bus. Suddenly, it all made sense.

 

11 January – Roadside Hotel – Murdeshwar - 90 km

The time was shortly before 9.30 a.m. when I got underway. The day offered enjoyable riding, and I met another cyclist for the first time since arriving in India. Unfortunately, I lost her as I assumed Murdeshwar was still a few kilometres away.

In any event, I wasn’t sure I wanted to turn off to the temple town of Murdeshwar, but eventually decided to explore this temple town one more time.

Murdeshwar is an alternative name for Shiva and, as can be expected, a colossal statue of Shiva dominated the town. The statue is 37 metres high and is said the second tallest in the world. In addition to the statue, the town sported a massive 20-story temple dedicated to Lord Shiva. The town is thus extremely popular amongst devotees of Shiva. The place was packed with barefoot and bare-chested men in black wraparounds, as men can only enter the temple bare-chested.

 

12 January - Murdeshwar – Udupi - 109 km

The ride to Udupi was a mixed bag as roadworks continued. Even though I kept an eye out for a smaller coastal path, I couldn’t locate any and kept going. The roadworks were a royal pain in the ass, and the road was dreadfully narrow, congested and poor. However, halfway to Udupi, a new road emerged making it easy cycling.

Udupi was an additional temple town, home to a 13th-century Krishna temple surrounded by eight monasteries. Even at the best of times, Udupi is a hive of activity. Still, on this day the town was even more crowded due to the Udupi Paryaya festival - a festival held each year in which the outgoing Swamiji hands over duties to the new Swamiji. As the centre was swarming with devotees, all accommodation was chock-a-block full. It took cycling around to find a bed. In the end, I settled for the fancy Hotel Sri Ram Residency. Even discounted, the price was far more than usual but also considerably more luxurious.

A walk around town revealed festivities, including music, a show at the square, and temples decorated by strings of flowers.

 

13 January – Udupi, Karnataka – Kasaragod, Kerela - 110 km

On the outskirts of Udupi, roadside stands provided breakfast - one of my favourite places to eat. They were dirt cheap, and the conversations with villagers were priceless.

Roadworks were in full swing, making it a miserable day of cycling. My chosen path crossed the state border into Kerala which appeared conservative. It seemed a Muslim part of the country and a conservative one on top of that, as there appeared more burkas than in Tehran. More surprising was an election or a celebration, and strings of Communist Party flags decorated the roads. This combination could put the fear of God into many a person.

I, hence, didn’t escape the region without someone giving me the middle finger out of a car window. In Kasaragod, all accommodation was fully booked but, eventually, lodging was uncovered and it was a pleasure to put my feet up.

My mom, then 86 and albeit healthy, needed assistance and TLC. I decided to return to South Africa to assist and do what I could. The plan was to stay as long as it would take to ensure my mom was comfortable, stress-free, and happy.

 

14 January - Kasaragod – Kannur 107 km

It must’ve been close to 10h00 before finally getting underway. Again, there seemed no end to the dreaded roadworks, which included long diversions. A 10-kilometre detour is nothing in a car, but cycling, it’s 10 kilometres.

There wasn’t much time for sightseeing as it took concentrating on the path, which became narrower as the day progressed. In India, traffic tends to drive without looking. They will cut you off, pull in front of you, or overtake you as vehicles approach from the opposite direction.

To keep my mind off the horrendous driving, I made imaginary jewellery. In real life, the day passed slowly. Thank goodness for the numerous coconut and sugar cane juice vendors. Once or twice, I tried chatting to villagers, but not a great deal of English was spoken off the beaten track. Reaching Kannur, the market area revealed the Meridian Palace Hotel. Of course, it wasn’t a palace, but good enough to spend a night.

 

15 January - Kannur – Kozhikode - 94 km

Blown away by my Facebook posting of the previous day, it felt good to have such incredible support. It must be mentioned, I wasn’t going to care for my mother. My mom made it clear that she didn’t want her kids caring for her and didn’t want to live with any of us. Her reasoning was sound and I agreed 100%. She wanted to move to a nursing home and, as that is a significant decision, I merely wished to assist where possible.

Feeling lethargic my day was a tad slow. The way wasn’t interesting except for exploring Fort Thalassery and stopping at the many fruit and juice stands. I pushed onwards to Kozhikode, where I assumed one could find beachside accommodation. Sadly, that was not the case as accommodation along the beachfront was too expensive and it was best to settle for an abode in the alleys.

 

16 January - Kozhikode – Guruvayur - 90 km

The Kerala coast wasn’t as exciting as envisaged. It felt like one long, drawn-out village congested by hectic traffic and a narrow road, which didn’t run next to the ocean. Maybe it was because I felt lethargic, which is always the case when cycling for seven consecutive days. It felt as if I was coming down with bronchitis; not surprisingly, taking the polluted air.

Kerala's people were immensely friendly, and greetings of “Welcome to Kerala!” were extended. Usually followed by “What's your country?" and "What's your good name?"

In India, the most frequently asked question must surely be, "What is the purpose of your journey?" To which I feebly answered, “Only travelling”, leaving them looking somewhat perplexed. "Only travelling…" was usually repeated with a head wobble.

 

17-22 January - Guruvayur – Fort Kochi, Kerela - 70 km

My final day of riding in India arrived and I was half happy and half sad to reach my destination. From Vypin Island, a short ferry ride took people to Fort Kochi and I settled for the first available place. It was not the best location as the room was hot as hell during the day, and not even the fan made the slightest difference.

The following day, the bike shop packed the bicycle leaving me a few days to explore Kochi. My time was mostly spent eating momo at the Tibetan restaurant and drinking coffee at the No18 Hotel.

My flight was in the early morning, and the last airport bus was at 7 p.m. This meant the usual long and tedious wait or a pricey taxi ride. I opted for "long & boring" as I believed I had enough to keep myself occupied.

Miraculously, and due to the time zone difference, the fight landed in Cape Town, South Africa on the same day. I stayed for almost three months before realising my mum was OK and was doing fine without me. From South Africa, I returned to Asia as I made tentative plans to meet Tania Bouwer later that year in Bangkok for a cycle ride around Asia.

 

13 April 2016 – Cape Town, South Africa – Singapore (by plane)

Although I didn’t get to see everyone and didn’t do everything planned, I said goodbye to friends and family and departed lovely Cape Town for the long flight to Singapore via Dubai and Colombo, Sri Lanka.

The flight wasn’t too bad as long-haul flights go, except it came with a six-hour layover in Colombo. Moreover, it happened to be the Tamil New Year and a public holiday in Sri Lanka. As a result, heaps of free fruit, tea, coconut milk and rice cakes were offered. The rice cakes were lovely, especially since a very potent chilli paste accompanied them and I was more than happy to be back in Asia. 

Sunday, 8 November 2015

076 CYCLE TOURING MYANMAR (2) - EN ROUTE TO INDIA

 
Cycling the Golden Spine;
Through Myanmar’s Backroads, Borders and Beliefs




MYANMAR (2)
1,256 Kilometres – 29 Days
11 October – 7 November 2015

FLIP-BOOK 



Prelude

Some countries announce themselves with grandeur; others reveal their character mile by mile. Myanmar did the latter. From the very first turn of the pedals beyond the border, it became clear that this would not be a journey measured only in kilometres, but in patience, sweat, small kindnesses, and moments of quiet wonder. Roads dissolved without warning, electricity flickered like a luxury, and curiosity followed me through villages where a lone cyclist was still something of a spectacle. Yet beneath the challenges lay a steady rhythm of human warmth—tea offered without words, hands reaching out to help, smiles that bridged every language gap. This chapter begins where certainty ends: at the border, facing a landscape—and a way of life—that demanded I slow down, pay attention, and ride not just through Myanmar, but with it.

 

 

11 October - Maesot, Thailand to Kawkareik, Myanmar (56 km)

My adventure kicked off with a delightful breakfast at Krua Canadian, a hidden gem in Maesot run by an exceptionally knowledgeable Canadian expat who has made this town his home for the past seventeen years. The food was a refreshing change from the usual noodle soup I had grown weary of – a true feast for the senses!

After my forgettable attempt to reach India seven months prior, I set out with renewed determination, cycling the short 10 kilometres to the Thailand-Myanmar border, hoping this time to traverse into India without any passport mishaps. The border crossing was surprisingly uneventful – I was even greeted by the satisfying whir of the ATM dispensing 300,000 Burmese kyats. With that, I was able to snag a Myanmar SIM card and set myself up for a few days’ adventure ahead.

By the time I rolled out of Myawaddy and began my ascent into the mountains, it was well past midday. Discovering that the new road was open was a pleasant surprise, but I quickly realised the pass was far steeper than I had anticipated. Evidence of the road's newness flashed before my eyes as I passed two truck accidents – a reminder for everyone to take caution.

As I wound my way through the misty mountains, the weather took a dramatic turn. The sky darkened ominously, and before long, a heavy downpour drenched me to the bone. But relief was just around the corner as I finally reached Kawkareik, a sleepy town that rarely sees foreign visitors. Checking into the only guest house, I ventured out to explore, instantly feeling the weight of the locals' curious stares – I was a true anomaly here.

Starving after my ride, I quickly discovered the town had no electricity, with power only available after 6 p.m. The quest for food proved challenging, and I settled for a cold bite. Even the roti vendor was absent! Nevertheless, I felt a strange sense of satisfaction that came from being in such a remote village, experiencing life stripped to its essentials.

 

12-13 October - Kawkareik to Hpa-An (95 km)

The following day’s ride to Hpa-An was exhilarating but arduous. The terrain was rough, the roads narrow, and poorly maintained – my bicycle rattled and shook as I navigated through the chaos. I had to constantly duck off the road to escape the oncoming trucks and buses, making me feel like the smallest fish in this bustling sea of traffic.

Yet, it wasn’t all tough sailing; the roadside eateries offered me much-needed breaks, serving up steaming cups of tea and respite from the uphill grind.

Arriving in Hpa-An, I discovered that the power was still out, but at least food was within reach since my guesthouse was conveniently located in the market area. There, I found Than Lwin Pyar Guesthouse, a cosy spot with reasonably priced ground-floor accommodations—just my style!

I decided to linger in Hpa-An for another day, eager to soak in the exciting attractions that awaited. There was so much to explore, and I was more than ready to embrace every moment!

 

14-15 October - Hpa-An to Kyaikto (123 km)

The route from Hpa-An to Kyaikto was a refreshing change compared to the previous day's journey. While it was still narrow, the road's smoothness made for a pleasant ride. Myanmar’s rural charm was palpable, with farmers out in full force, busily planting rice and tending to their fields under the gentle drizzle of the rainy season.

Upon reaching Kyaikto, I couldn't resist the inviting atmosphere of the Happy Guesthouse. Sure, it was a bit pricey, but the comfort it offered was just what I needed. The next morning, eager to explore, I set out to visit the legendary Mt. Kyaiktiyo, also known as Golden Rock. My adventure began with a motorbike taxi to Kinpun. From there, I hopped onto a crowded truck heading up the steep mountainside to Kyaiktiyo. We were packed in so tightly that it felt like a comical sardine can, perched on hard benches barely six inches wide—not exactly designed with comfort in mind, especially for foreign visitors!

Once at Kyaiktiyo, I was struck by the sight of the enormous boulder that seemed to defy gravity as it sat at the mountain's edge. Covered in gold leaves, this rock was crowned with a stunning stupa, said to house a hair of the Buddha—an extraordinary relic with a fascinating backstory of rescue and adventure from the bottom of the sea, brought here by a miraculous boat that turned to stone. Nearby, a rock resembling that very boat stood as a testament to this legend. The atmosphere was electric, filled with pilgrims who gathered in droves to pay their respects in hopes of witnessing the miraculous.

 

16 October - Kyaikto to Bago (95 km)

During breakfast, I had the delightful opportunity to meet two fellow cyclists from Canada, on their own journey to Thailand. It’s not every day that you cross paths with other bike tourers, so we shared stories and laughs over steaming cups of coffee before heading out on our separate paths. The ride from Kyaikto to Bago was pure bliss—smooth sailing all the way, and I arrived earlier than anticipated.

In Bago, I found a welcoming haven at the Emperor Hotel, complete with a ground-floor garage for my bike. However, the climb to my room was a workout in itself, with stairs so steep they felt almost vertical! Thankfully, the kindness of the locals always shines through in Myanmar, and I was fortunate to have a few helping hands along the way.

 

17-19 October - Bago to Yangon (90 km)

Setting off to Yangon, the ride turned out to be a bit of a challenge—highway congestion quickly turned into a rough, bumpy detour. But once I veered off onto a quieter road, I found peace, with the traffic chaos left behind. Arriving in downtown Yangon, I was instantly drawn to the iconic Sule Pagoda. This breathtaking golden temple has graced this area for over two thousand years and serves as the vibrant heart of a bustling roundabout.

Eager to soak in the vibrant atmosphere, I checked out a few budget accommodations in the old district. The Ocean Pearl Inn caught my attention with its great value, even though it wasn't the absolute cheapest option. Just as I got settled in, I realised it was the weekend, so my Indian visa application wouldn’t be processed until Monday. My heart sank a bit—why hadn’t I checked the calendar before planning?

With a few extra days on my hands, I set out to explore the vibrant streets of Yangon on foot, immersing myself in the sights and sounds of this captivating city. Monday rolled around, and at the embassy, the news hit me like a cold shower: my visa photo was the wrong size. Darn! But on the bright side, I applied for the necessary permit to enter the restricted area at the India-Myanmar border. At $100, it was no small change, but all I walked away with was a receipt. The lady at the embassy assured me it would reach the border officials, but the permit had strict validity dates, which meant it would only cover my arrival on the last day of my Myanmar visa. I could only hope for smooth sailing ahead.

On my way back, I made a quick stop at the world-renowned Shwedagon Paya, the holiest site in Myanmar. This sprawling complex of temples and shrines was a sight to behold, bustling with people eager to honour their faith. While I wasn’t a fan of the crowds, I managed to snap a few pictures before making a hasty retreat, leaving the throngs behind but taking with me the spirit of this incredible place.

 

20 October - Yangon

On Tuesday morning, I made my way to the Indian consulate, armed with the required forms and photos. To my delight, I discovered that the whole application process was free! What a fantastic surprise! The only catch? I’d have to wait three days to collect my passport, which meant I’d be counting down the hours until Friday.

 

21-22 October - Yangon

With the passport in limbo, I decided to slow down and soak in all that Yangon had to offer. A little trip to the Canon store worked wonders; they reset my camera settings, and it finally sprang to life! Hallelujah!

Yangon isn’t known for its towering skyscrapers, so I took a lift up to the 20th floor of Sakura Tower. The view was absolutely breathtaking; a vigorous city panorama that made the steep price of that single, luxurious cup of coffee worth every single kyat.

I heard whispers about a circular train that promised a unique experience, so I jumped on the next one at the station. However, my enthusiasm quickly waned, and the ride didn't live up to my expectations. I hopped off and opted for a pickup taxi—a quirky little ride complete with benches and a canopy. Just like a tiny adventure on wheels, sometimes sharing the space with live chickens headed to market! The traffic was heavy, so I ended up walking the last couple of kilometres.

As I strolled through the streets, I noticed mothers lovingly checking their children’s hair for nits. It might sound unpleasant, but the tender moments between a mother and child were beautiful to witness. Fun fact: head lice are pesky little critters that live solely on human scalps, but they don't pose any health risks. I continued my walk, captivated by the sights—a monk doing laundry, countless vibrant mobile food carts, and lively street vendors. It felt like I was living inside a colourful tapestry of life.

 

23 October - Yangon

The day had finally arrived! I was buzzing with anticipation to pick up my passport, but there was a twist—I found out the office wouldn't open until 3 p.m. With some time to kill, I ventured to a modern complex nearby that housed a supermarket. This area felt worlds apart from downtown Yangon—like stepping into a different country!

After grabbing my essentials, I returned to pick up my passport. The line for collection was long, but oh-so-fascinating. I found myself surrounded by Burmese nationals and fellow foreigners, each with their own stories and journeys. I met Eric, a laid-back French-Peruvian traveller, who—like me—followed his whims wherever they led. And then there was a free-spirited French youth, meandering across the globe to meet his adventurous mom in India.

Later that evening, I set off for the Vista Bar, hoping to enjoy the famed views of the Shwedagon Pagoda illuminated at night. While the scenery was stunning, my photography dreams didn’t exactly pan out. The speakers, vibrating to fantastic music, weren't kind to long-exposure shots. Oh well!

The walk back to my accommodation turned into an unexpected adventure. The streets came alive with food stalls, and people were gathered on plastic kindergarten chairs, relishing delicious pork offal and other traditional dishes. I felt a rush of excitement as I absorbed the vibrant atmosphere—another captivating day in Yangon.

 

24 October - Yangon to Okekan (110 km)

With a sense of exhilaration pulsing through me, I mounted my trusty iron horse and pedalled out of Yangon. Fortunately, the heat of the day wasn’t as relentless as my last trip; yet, the humidity still had me sweating buckets. The road, a patchwork of potholes, wound northward towards Mandalay. Along the way, I passed charming little settlements where water buffalo leisurely grazed in lush rice paddies, and oxen pulled carts heavy with freshly cut fodder, the scent of the earth rich and inviting.

Cycling through these villages, I often felt like an exhibit in a museum — curiosity etched on the locals' faces as they watched me. It was a beautiful exchange of wonder; however, on this particular day, I caused quite a stir. One startled villager exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus!” Perhaps my weary appearance was truly something to behold!

I continued along my bumpy journey until I arrived at the quaint village of Okekan—a perfect spot to rest my weary legs. The Okkan Hotel welcomed me like royalty; an enthusiastic team rushed out to help unload my bike, their smiles infectious. They giggled as they offered me cold water, cranked up the air-conditioning, and ushered my bike into a secure storeroom. In that moment, I could almost believe I was the Queen of Sheba!

 

25 October - Okekan to Gyobingauk (95 km)

Despite it being a Sunday, Okekan bustled with activity, vibrant as a Saturday. The rice harvest was in full swing, and everywhere I turned, villagers were engrossed in the laborious but rewarding task. It was fascinating to observe the sheer ingenuity of transportation—a bamboo pole balanced with baskets at either end effortlessly carried goods, demonstrating an impressive rhythm I attempted to mimic. A friendly vendor encouraged me to give it a shot, but the weight and balance proved too challenging.

The standout moment of the day was when I stumbled upon a forest filled with gigantic golden orb spiders, their webs glistening like jewels in the sunlight. These spiders were colossal—easily larger than my hand—creating a spectacular, albeit slightly creepy, sight. As I rolled into the outskirts of Gyobingauk, I reached the Paradise Guesthouse. While it wasn’t quite the paradise its name suggested, it served as a convenient rest stop on my way to Pyay.

 

26-27 October - Gyobingauk to Pyay (100 km)

After a hearty breakfast at a nearby café, I hit the road towards Pyay. The route was mostly flat and boasted a concrete shoulder, making for a blissfully effortless ride. However, one peculiar quirk of Myanmar proved challenging: locals have a habit of clapping to get your attention! As I pedalled along, I was met with a chorus of enthusiastic claps and exclamations of “Hey you!” It felt as if I was coming down with a cold, and the constant attention made the ride feel more burdensome than it should have.

The number of bicycles I encountered along the way was astounding; the loads people could carry were nothing short of mind-boggling. By the time I reached Pyay, I found myself checking into a hotel that turned out to be the worst place in town. The room was in such disarray that I felt a shiver run down my spine; I dutifully armed myself with a can of disinfectant before settling in, half-wondering what might crawl out from under the wobbly bed.

The next day was a well-deserved rest in Pyay, an opportunity to shake off the pesky cold that threatened to take hold. I sauntered around, exploring the nearby temple and the bustling market, indulging in some much-needed vitamin C and savouring the delights of the night market. By then, I could feel the fog lifting, a sure sign that my spirits—and health—were improving.

 

28 October - Pyay to Aunglan (75 km)

As I set off from Pyay, the excitement of the day ahead buzzed in my veins. Myanmar’s laws make camping a challenge, so I took extra care in planning my sleeping arrangements. Aunglan, the only nearby town with accommodation, kept my ride relatively short.

As I pedalled into Aunglan, I felt a mix of fatigue and anticipation. I inquired about a room at the Win Light Guesthouse and was pleasantly surprised by the kindness of the man who greeted me. He not only showed me the way but also carried my heavy panniers inside! The guesthouse, located along the bustling main street, offered spacious rooms and a lovely balcony—though at $25, it was a bit of a splurge.

 

29 October - Aunglan to Magway (133 km)

The ride to Magway turned out to be a test of endurance. The road unfolded before me—long and undulating. I felt as if the tarmac was holding me hostage. Thankfully, the narrow, shaded route provided a respite from the sun’s relentless heat.

With not much along the way to distract me, I buried my head and pushed forward. By late afternoon, I rolled into Magway (pronounced Magwe). Exhausted, I decided to treat myself and checked into the first hotel I encountered at the roundabout. It wasn't the budget option—more like a treat after a long day on the road—but given the darkness creeping in and the chaotic lack of vehicle lights, I deemed it the safest choice.

 

30 October - Magway to Chauk (120 km)

The segment between Magway and Chauk was agonisingly slow. I even stopped for a brief brake check, wondering if my gears were playing tricks on me. Could it be a false flat? Just past the 90-kilometre mark, I finally sensed a shift as the road gently sloped down into Chauk.

Chauk greeted me with its dusty, vibrant chaos. Yet, to my dismay, there was no accommodation to be found. The police pointed me toward a nearby hotel, but it quickly became clear that they were at full capacity. Back to the police I went, explaining my plight. After a lengthy discussion—and a rather steep $20 fee—I secured the most basic lodgings. I couldn’t help but feel I’d been charged more than double the average rate, but sometimes in Myanmar, that’s just the way it goes.

 

31 October - Chauk to Bagan (40 km)

The next morning, I shuffled across the street to my bike, which I had left at the police station. I packed up and set off toward the legendary Bagan. The night rain had transformed the path into a muddy obstacle course—thankfully, it was a short ride, and I was glad for it because trudging uphill was not on my agenda that day!

The route from Chauk to Bagan was enchanting, weaving through rural landscapes dotted with small hamlets, ancient temples, and the occasional herd of goats. I couldn’t help but smile as I rode behind a woman leisurely herding her cattle past thousand-year-old pagodas—no one rushed her; buses, cars, and trucks all waited patiently until she turned off the road.

Returning to Bagan brought a wave of nostalgia. Even though I had visited not long ago, the sight of countless ancient temples breaking through the forest canopy took my breath away once again. I didn’t make many stops; the drizzling rain urged me to seek shelter rather than get drenched. It was a day filled not just with miles, but with moments of pure wonder.

 

1-2 November - Bagan

Stepping into the central plains of Bagan feels like wandering through a living museum, where the air is thick with history and spirituality. The sheer number of temples—each one unique in its design—creates a stunning landscape that stretches out as far as the eye can see. I dedicated my time to exploring the interiors of these architectural marvels, each telling its own story. Yet, I couldn’t resist the allure of climbing one of the taller temples for a bird’s-eye view of this extraordinary place. The moment I reached the top, I was rewarded with a breathtaking panorama that made my heart race. Standing there, with the sun casting a golden glow over the ancient structures, I truly felt like I was on top of the world.

Did you know Bagan's roots stretch back to 849 AD? Its golden age spanned 1044 to 1283 AD, when countless temples were commissioned—many of which still stand today, a staggering legacy of approximately 2,000 temples. They echo the rich culture and history that envelop this enchanting region.

Morning brought an unexpected twist: my laundry was still sopping wet! Rather than rush off, I decided to linger a little longer. Later that day, a charming horse-drawn cart whisked me away to some outlying temples that I hadn’t yet explored. The day was nothing short of idyllic, and I was captivated by the sight of local life thriving amidst these ancient wonders. Farmers toiled in their fields, children played joyfully, and villagers worshipped in these thousand-year-old sanctuaries, all contributing to the incredible tapestry of life in Bagan.

 

3 November - Bagan – Pale (130 km)

Having spent too long in Yangon, I felt the weight of time slipping away and knew I needed to make tracks to the border. But I couldn't help but embrace the journey ahead, determined to see how far I could go.

Setting off later than I intended, I found myself on a narrow, uneven road—thankfully not too hilly. Just as I approached Pale, the road vanished for a moment before miraculously reappearing. I rolled into Pale just as the sun dipped below the horizon. This quaint settlement was a charming mix of a few shops lining the main street. When I inquired about a place to stay, I was directed to a humble building that looked more like a family residence, yet offered a few basic rooms complete with a shared toilet and shower in the backyard.

Realising the slow part of the journey could be better navigated with a lift, especially since the owner was kind enough to offer assistance with the bus timetable to Gangaw or Kale, I decided to take him up on it.

 

4 November - Pale – Kale (Kalay) - By Bus

However, getting a bus proved challenging. The small, agile minivans couldn't accommodate bicycles, while the larger bus only rolled out at 8 p.m. This detour meant losing another precious day, but with no other choices on the horizon, I settled into my waiting game. I was less than thrilled about a nighttime bus ride over the mountains.

An early morning walk turned my spirits around as I set off in search of breakfast. I stumbled upon a hidden gem—a little restaurant with a dirt floor and wooden tables, where locals gathered. The array of food was delightful, and the friendly villagers snapped pictures of me as their laughter echoed around. In a wonderful twist, they insisted on not charging me for my meal, a generous gesture that warmed my heart.

As the day wore on, the village buzzed with pre-election fervour. Truckloads of enthusiastic locals cruised down the main road, massive speakers blaring music and promises of a brighter future. Flags danced in the air, and the communal joy was infectious.

Finally, at 8 p.m., a bus rolled up, but it was already packed to the brim. By a stroke of luck, the driver managed to wedge my bike into a tight spot, and we set out on a narrow mountain road. The ride was a wild adventure—bumpy and chaotic, with no hope of catching any sleep as the music blared on, probably more for the driver's entertainment. After a long, uncomfortable journey, we finally touched down in Kale at around 7 a.m., having conquered 270 kilometres over 11 long hours. What a ride!

 

5-6 November - Kale to Tamu (140 km)

The moment I stepped off the bus, the adventure began. With my bike ready to roll, I set my sights on Kale. The rumours swirling around suggested the journey might be too ambitious for a single day — perhaps friends were angling to offer me a ride. Ignoring the doubts, I grabbed a quick bite, the hunger gnawing at me more than my need for sleep. It was time to hit the road, the thrill of the unknown propelling me forward.

The distance loomed large ahead, but the landscape was mercifully flat, allowing me to focus on the road rather than the strain of climbing hills. As I pedalled on, I was pleasantly surprised to encounter a fellow cyclist heading the opposite way, a reassuring reminder that I wasn’t the only one brave—or perhaps a little crazy—enough to tackle this remote path.

Finally arriving in Kale just before dusk, I marvelled at the fading light as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting everything in a golden glow. My path led me to Tamu, where the Shwe Oakar Guesthouse came into view. It looked welcoming, and all I could think about was a hot shower and a cold beer to toast my day’s journey. A restful night awaited me, and I slept soundly, my mind easing into the comfort of the unknown.

My permit required me to cross the border on 7 November, giving me a whole day to soak in Tamu before the next leg of my journey. As luck would have it, election day buzzed to life around me, turning the town into a lively spectacle. The streets were alive with truckloads of supporters, flags flapping in the breeze, their chants ringing with hope and fervour. It was impossible not to feel the infectious energy, though I couldn't help but notice that the lack of electricity provided an ironic twist to the celebrations. My guesthouse had a generator that ran from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., and during the day, it relied on sunlight.

 

7 November - Tamu, Myanmar to Moreh, Manipur, India

On the morning I was to enter India, I rolled up to the Indian immigration office, expecting a smooth transition. Instead, I found the door shut tight — a minor hiccup in my plans. But patience is key in travel, so I lingered for a while. By one o'clock, I crossed the river into Manipur, the anticipation building as I approached the immigration office. Just my luck, it was deserted. A quick chat with some locals led me to the nearby police station perched atop a stony hill, accessible only via a rugged dirt track.

 

After navigating the somewhat chaotic formalities, I finally set off to explore the village. Upon reaching the Sangai Lodge, the place's energy was infectious. This modest accommodation seemed to be the hub for wandering cyclists like myself. The owner was a treasure trove of information and stories, helping me feel more at home in this vibrant new environment. The sights and sounds around me echoed with a distinctly different vibe, almost reminiscent of Africa more than India, filling me with a sense of wonder at the diverse tapestry of experiences this journey promised.

 

Epilogue

By the time I reached the edge of India, Myanmar had already left its imprint. It lingered in the dust still clinging to my bags, in the cadence of clapping hands on the roadside, in the image of ancient temples rising from fields where daily life carried on uninterrupted by history. The country had tested my endurance and my expectations. Still, it also reshaped them—teaching me that progress is not always smooth, that inconvenience can carry meaning, and that hospitality often arrives unannounced and unrecorded. As I crossed the final border, tired but fuller than when I entered, I realised that Myanmar was not simply a place I had passed through. It was a stretch of road that altered the journey itself, reminding me why I ride: to feel the world at human speed, and to let it change me along the way.

Friday, 2 October 2015

075 CYCLING THAILAND (6) - EN ROUTE FROM MALAYSIA TO MYANMAR

THE ROAD TO MYANMAR



 
THAILAND (6)
 1,099 Km - 29 Days
12 September - 10 October 2015


 


   MAP

   PHOTOS



 

Prelude

Before the road

Some journeys begin with a ticket, a timetable, or a carefully plotted route. This one began with restlessness—an itch between the shoulders that no amount of planning could soothe. There was no grand announcement, no dramatic farewell. Just a bicycle, a border ahead, and a quiet understanding that staying still was no longer an option.

The road does not ask who you are. It does not care where you came from, what you left behind, or what you think you know. It offers the same bargain to everyone: forward motion in exchange for discomfort, uncertainty, and the occasional moment of grace. To travel by bicycle is to accept this bargain fully—no shortcuts, no distance softened by glass windows or air-conditioning. Every kilometre is earned. Every mistake is felt.

 

 

11 September - Guran, Malaysia to Sadao, Thailand (105 km)

As I embraced my final day cycling through Malaysia, the rain finally relented, unveiling a stunning blue sky that painted the landscape with vibrant hues. I opted for a minor road, a scenic alternative to the bustling main route, allowing me to immerse myself fully in the beauty around me. The aftermath of the past rainy days revealed a lush, green countryside sprinkled with shimmering flooded rice paddies, a sight that took my breath away with each pedal stroke.

Navigating northward towards the Malaysia-Thailand border, I encountered an unexpected twist. The crossing proved quite a challenge, as I found myself with both my old and new passports, which confused the Thai authorities. To make matters more complicated, they required me to show proof of having 20,000 Thai baht in cash, dismissing bank statements entirely. I had to make an impromptu visit to the bank, quickly withdrawing the needed funds to comply with their requests. Thankfully, after explaining that I was journeying by bicycle, the pressure eased, and I was spared the need for a return ticket. By the time all was sorted, evening was upon me, prompting a decision to spend the night in Sadao.

 

12 September - Thailand/Malaysia Border to Hat Yai (60 km)

The next morning, only sixty kilometres separated me from Hat Yai, and I decided to take it slow. The city welcomed me with open arms, and I settled in, enjoying some well-deserved downtime. I spent time catching up online, but, to my dismay, I accidentally deleted my entire Flickr account. The shock hit hard, not because I shared my photos there, but because it served as my digital storage. After processing the blow, I connected with my friend Lois, and we made exciting plans to meet up in Bangkok.

 

13 September - Hat Yai to Patthulung (97 km)

Continuing my northward journey towards Bangkok, the day unfolded with a delightful surprise. As I cycled along, two young locals on a scooter stopped to offer me a chilled 100Plus sports drink. Their spontaneous kindness touched my heart and perfectly captured the warm spirit of the Thai people, who are always eager to share what little they have.

The ride was a feast for the senses, with vibrant fruit stalls lining the road, each bursting with a mouthwatering array of tropical treats. Along the way, I was mesmerised by the intricate designs of Buddhist temples that seemed to emerge like jewels from the landscape. I tried my hand at capturing these moments in short video clips, but found it trickier than I had anticipated. So, I decided to stick to still photographs, each one telling the story of this remarkable adventure.

 

14 September - Patthalung to Thung Song (97 km)

As I pedalled along Route 41, I stumbled upon a delightful roadside gem aptly named “Route 41.” Its inviting ambience beckoned me for a much-needed brunch. The warmth of the people here was infectious, and I struck up a lovely conversation with the owner. This talented photographer generously gifted me a stunning postcard book of his work.

 

Even though I felt a bit sluggish, the overcast skies provided a perfect backdrop for cycling. The humid air seemed to lift as I rode on, but after a hearty breakfast, my energy noticeably dipped. When I finally pulled into the quaint settlement of Thung Song, I realised it was time to call it a day. Luckily, I discovered a cosy budget hotel with spacious, sunlit rooms that provided just the right amount of ground-floor space for my bike.

 

15-16 September - Thung Song to Ban Tha Rua (Surat Thani intersection) (108 km)

On the next leg of my journey, I couldn't shake the feeling that my pace was slowing significantly. It hit me like a bolt out of the blue: I had already cycled over 1,000 kilometres without a single rest day! The excitement of the ride was tempered by persistent rain showers that day; I ducked into shelter for about an hour, waiting for the storm to pass before pressing on. My day ended at the Surat Thani intersection, where I found an inviting place to stay right next to a petrol station—definitely a practical stop after a gruelling day.

 

17 September - Ban Tha Rua to Bamboo Hotel (30 km)

Seeing a break in the weather, I quickly packed up and set off from Surat Thani. But just as my spirits lifted, another storm rolled in, prompting a desperate battle with the elements. I fought through the rain, but when I arrived at a petrol station offering a comfy room, I didn’t hesitate to pull in and escape the deluge.

 

18 September - Bamboo Hotel to Roadside Cottage (90 km)

With the forecast promising only three hours of cloudy skies before more thunderstorms, I was up early and on my bike, eager to make the most of the day. Midway through my ride, a sign for a nearby spa caught my eye, and I couldn’t resist the temptation. Hidden away in a forest, the baths were a serene oasis, but I couldn’t linger long. Nature had other plans, and before long, the skies opened up.

Miraculously, I managed to cycle most of the route without getting drenched. Just as I pulled into a 24-hour joint, the heavens truly opened. To my delight, this place turned out to be a charming little haven featuring cosy bungalows at reasonable rates. I didn’t hesitate to negotiate a price—I was grateful to unload my soaking wet gear in the comfort of a cottage. They had a little shop laden with essentials: cup noodles, chilled beer, and crisps—everything I could wish for after a long day's ride. Life on the road truly has its perks!

 

19 September - Roadside Cottage to Chumphon (90 km)

The looming threat of thunderstorms didn’t dampen my spirits as I pedalled as a woman possessed towards Chumphon. Beneath a sky heavy with rain clouds, I cycled nonstop, skipping the usual sightseeing in my pursuit. The rainy season had wholly transformed the landscape; rivers overflowed, and drains were choked with debris, making every house not perched on stilts seem at risk of being swallowed by the rising waters. 

Just before the rain finally hit, I rolled into Chumphon and sought refuge at The Farang Bar. The atmosphere felt quieter than my memories, but the charm of this cosy spot with its affordable food and drinks hadn’t faded. It was the perfect haven to unwind, shielded from the brewing storm outside.

 

20 September - Chumphon to Nipa Beach Bungalow (110 km)

After covering about twenty kilometres, I finally succumbed to my fatigue and stopped for breakfast. Yet, the breathtaking views of the Gulf of Thailand rejuvenated my weary spirit. I couldn't help but feel exhilarated as I continued my ride through such stunning scenery.

As if the universe knew I needed a boost, I unexpectedly crossed paths with fellow cycle tourists for the first time in months. They were racing against the clock to exit the country before their visas expired. We shared stories and tips like long-lost friends before we parted ways, sending me off with a renewed sense of adventure. As I neared the turnoff to Nipa Beach Bungalows, a wave of satisfaction washed over me—it felt great to call it a day.

 

21-22 September - Nipa Beach Bungalow to Prachuap Khiri Khan (100 km)

The following morning greeted me with a sweltering heat wave, the temperature soaring back into the mid-30s after a refreshing dip the previous day. Even the snakes were out to bask in the sun, and I kept a keen eye on my surroundings, careful not to disturb any of them. The ride to Prachuap was uneventful, but the scenery still captivated me as I nestled into Maggie's Homestay for the night. 

Waking up the next morning, I found myself tempted to pull the blanket over my head and drift back to sleep. A message from Lois arrived, regrettably announcing she couldn’t join me for our planned rendezvous in Thailand. I took the opportunity to set up a new blog since I couldn’t access the old one without my original phone number, but aside from that, my days turned pleasantly lazy and uneventful.

 

23-24 September – Prachuap Khiri Khan to Hua Hin (101 km)

The day sped by as I caught a delightful tailwind. Hua Hin, a vibrant holiday resort, buzzed with life, particularly among long-term Western residents. The narrow lanes snaking from the main road to the ocean brimmed with Western restaurants and bustling bars, all thrumming with the chatter of older European men proudly flaunting their Thai companions. 

I opted for basic accommodation perched on stilts over the water, and extending my stay felt like a no-brainer. Unfortunately, the weather had other plans; rain fell relentlessly for most of my visit. Still, I found solace in my snug little room, comforted by the sound of rain outside and soaked in the peaceful atmosphere, while the world outside was lost in a downpour.

 

25 September - Hua Hin to Samut Songkhram (118 km)

The journey from Hua Hin to Samut Songkhram turned out to be a delightful escape. With the sun shining and a gentle breeze at my back, I pedalled along serene country lanes that seemed to beckon me forward. The route wound gracefully beside a sparkling river and through vibrant green rice paddies, where the golden hues of the crops danced in the wind. Majestic temples, awash in brilliant colours, punctuated the landscape, and quaint fishing communities lined the path, their one-lane streets alive with the dreams of local fishermen. Colourful boats bobbed lazily against the shore while sleepy dogs lounged around, barely bothering to raise their heads as I passed.

I realised how unusual it was to see a foreign woman on a bicycle here; villagers greeted me with warm smiles, and children on their own bikes raced after me, giggling with excitement. A few locals seemed a touch wary, their curious gazes tracking my every move, but their interest only added to the charm of my ride. By the time I arrived in Samut Songkhram, the food stalls were setting up, filling the air with mouthwatering aromas.

 

I settled into Hometown Hostel, a cosy, budget-friendly spot where the tiny rooms were all mine, offering solitude in an otherwise bustling area. The streets buzzed with energy as vendors displayed their tantalising dishes, creating a delightful feast for both the eyes and the stomach.

 

26 September – Samut Songkhram to Bangkok (98 km)

Determined to savour the journey, I opted for village lanes over the main road on my way to Bangkok. These winding paths transformed my ride into a tapestry of experiences. Each turn revealed villagers calling out “Hello, farang!” and I found myself surrounded by an array of vibrant food carts that tempted me at every stop. One quirky discovery made me chuckle: all my drinks came in handy plastic bags, making it easy to hook them onto my bicycle's handlebars as I continued my adventure.

However, the last stretch of the ride was a different story. Approaching Bangkok along the chaotic Phetkasem Road felt like navigating a maze of gridlocked traffic. Frustration mounted as I crept along; the noise and hustle were overwhelming. Then, in a stroke of luck, I stumbled upon a smaller path that led to a ferry crossing over the Chao Phraya River. The crossing itself became an entertaining exercise in balance and coordination, navigating steep stairs and jostling with fellow passengers. Thankfully, a few helpful hands made the transition smoother, and soon enough, I arrived at Peachy Guesthouse, my reliable sanctuary in the heart of Bangkok.

 

27 September - Bangkok

With grand plans to cycle from Thailand to India via Myanmar, I took a much-needed respite on this sunny Sunday. It felt good to slow down; no pedals spinning, just quiet reflection. I ventured to the Indian Embassy but discovered I would need to wait a full nine working days for my visa processing. A wave of realisation washed over me: I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. Bangkok, with its vibrant streets and endless discoveries, welcomed me to linger a little longer as I adjusted my plans.

 

28 September – 2 October - Bangkok

The sun had barely risen on Monday when I found myself at the Indian embassy, application in hand and excitement in my heart. However, my enthusiasm was swiftly crushed—the rules had changed! Apparently, foreigners could no longer apply in Bangkok. Can you believe it? My disbelief was compounded by my earlier check of the embassy’s website, which confidently proclaimed, “Your application was successfully submitted.” To my pea-sized brain, that meant everything was set. But then again, arguing with embassy staff is like debating a brick wall.

Determined to shake off the frustration, I opted for a stroll back to my guesthouse instead of catching a bus. This way, I could soak in the city's vibrant pulse and capture a few snapshots of daily life in Bangkok. However, fate had other plans; during my walk, I lost my lens cap to the river. This darn blood moon in Aries wasn’t doing me any favours, that’s for sure.

After a quick chat with the Indian Visa Centre in Kuala Lumpur, I discovered that foreigners could still apply in Malaysia. My annoyance boiled over—why didn’t I think of applying from Peter’s place on the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur? Instead, I was restless and itching to move forward. A second call to Kuala Lumpur further muddied the waters with a vague, “You can apply, but you have a 50/50 chance.” Seriously? I was expecting a straightforward “Yes” or “No.” Thankfully, the Indian embassy in Myanmar proved to be a beacon of clarity, confirming that I could apply in Yangon. Perfect! I was heading to Myanmar anyway.

Oh, Bangkok, how I adore you! Your chaotic charm captivates me. Where else can you hop onto a water taxi and, minutes later, be whisked away on a Skytrain to the buzzing CBD? A short stroll from those gleaming skyscrapers brings me to a world of stilt houses precariously perched over the river, a reminder that life here thrives on its waterways. Here, old temples and ancient structures coexist with modernity, the river weaving a narrative that connects them all. The sight of longtail boats darting through the water, hunting for tourists, always brings a smile to my face. And the eclectic mix of pierced, dreadlocked, and tattooed farangs? I could easily lose track of time, soaking it all in.

 

3 October - Bangkok

Today was a rollercoaster of emotions, starting with what I thought would be a simple haircut. Little did I know that my trip to the salon would end in an utter disaster, leaving me with barely enough hair left to consider extensions. After that ordeal, I decided it was best to chill out for the rest of the day.

But as the sun dipped below the horizon, courage bubbled within me again. Armed with my tripod, I set out for a leisurely walk. To my surprise, Wat Po, home to the magnificent reclining Buddha, was open! While the main temple was closed, the grounds were still accessible. With hardly a soul around, I had the privilege of exploring the breathtaking temples completely alone. The serenity of the place wrapped around me like a warm blanket.

I had been procrastinating for an entire week about taking my bicycle in for a service. After over 8000 kilometres on the same chain and cogs, I realised it was high time for a check-up before I continued my adventure to Myanmar and, eventually, India. The journey awaits—onward to new experiences!

 

4-7 October - Bangkok

Operating in low gear, I found myself in a slight lull while my Myanmar visa was being processed. To pass the time, I decided to cycle over to Bok-Bok Bike and leave my trusty steed in their capable hands. With my bike secured, I embarked on an adventure through the winding alleys of Bangkok’s ancient klongs and canals, where history whispers from the water.

As I meandered along these historic waterways—many of which have been swallowed by modern development—I stumbled upon vibrant life. Here, families bustled about, trading, socialising, and handling their daily business amidst a tapestry of sights and sounds. Navigating through narrow doorways, I ducked and weaved, stepping over shoes and sidestepping clucking chickens, all while marvelling at the hidden gems awaiting discovery. The atmosphere was electric, filled with the aromas of street food, the chatter of locals, and the occasional squawk of a bird.

Days later, I returned to the bike shop, buzzing with anticipation, only to find it shuttered. Undeterred, I continued my exploration and stumbled upon a fascinating scene: tradespeople laboriously crafting monks’ alms bowls. I was amazed to learn that this tradition has persisted since the 1700s! The dedication and skill displayed were nothing short of inspiring.

My journey led me through a delightful mix of traditional markets bursting with life and modern shopping malls shimmering with neon lights. Eventually, I reached the captivating Goddess Tubtim Shrine, a truly unique spot where oversized phalluses of every imaginable shape and size stood proudly on display. Each one was a testament to the belief that size does matter—even in the spirit world! Dedicated to Chao Mae Tubtim, the female fertility spirit, this shrine draws women seeking to conceive. They come with hope, and if fortune smiles upon them, they return in gratitude, adding another phallus to the shrine's eclectic collection. How wonderfully strange!

After soaking in all that wonder, I hopped aboard a canal water taxi, an adventure not for the faint-hearted! The thrill of timing my jump onto the boat as it barely paused was exhilarating—especially with my camera in hand. The ride back was a dynamic slice of life, the boat skimming over the water with a breeze in my hair.

The final stretch to my guesthouse was a madcap ride on a motorbike taxi. With my heart in my throat, I chose not to look as my driver zigzagged through Bangkok's chaotic traffic, ignoring every traffic rule in a frenzy of speed. It was exhilarating, terrifying, and completely unforgettable—a day that encapsulated the unpredictable magic of Bangkok!

 

8–10 October – Bangkok (38 km)

Always on the lookout for the extraordinary, I decided to investigate the hauntingly beautiful Sathorn Unique. This towering 50-storey skeleton of a building, abandoned since the 1997 economic crisis, loomed over Bangkok. Once destined to be a lavish residential complex, it now stood as a ghostly reminder of ambitious dreams gone awry.

As I wandered through its shadowy surroundings, I stumbled upon a young Australian couple who seemed equally lost in this urban labyrinth. Our unplanned adventure led us to a cordoned-off section, curious whispers bouncing off the concrete walls. Next door, a small restaurant beckoned with its garage-style roll-up door. Feeling adventurous, the Australian girl and I decided to sneak into the yard for a closer look. But just as we were getting our bearings, the restaurant owner across the way enragedly shut the door and threatened to call the police!

Panic surged as her boyfriend pleaded with the owner from inside. Yet this was my golden opportunity—I quickly pulled out my camera to capture the moment. Unfortunately, my enthusiasm didn’t sit well with the grumpy resident caretaker.

Just when it seemed our luck had run out, the Australian girl switched to fluent Thai and explained our unexpected predicament with surprising confidence. It turned out her mother was Thai! After a brief but intense negotiation, the caretaker finally relented and unlocked a side gate, granting us our freedom. As we slipped through, her boyfriend emerged from the restaurant, eyes wide in disbelief. The surprise on their faces was priceless!

The next morning, I was greeted with a persistent drizzle that soaked the streets of Bangkok. Hurrying to load my bike, I made a decisive choice to escape the city, even though I’d planned to stay an extra night. As I cycled halfway out of town, the rain eased just long enough for me to catch a bus to Mae Sot, the bustling border town separating Thailand from Myanmar. Having pedalled this route twice before, I felt no need for a third exhausting trip—especially with my clothes already splattered in mud.

With a couple of hours to kill before the 20h00 bus departure, I braced myself for a long wait. To top it off, we rolled into Mae Sot under a torrential downpour, forcing me to navigate the town’s slick streets in darkness. Soaking wet and somewhat dishevelled, I finally arrived at the Porn-The Hotel. The name drew a chuckle, but to my surprise, it turned out to be a cosy little haven.

I had mistakenly jumped the gun on my travel plans, thinking of India as just a hop away. However, reality hit: India was a daunting 1,500 kilometres away, and I still had to tackle Myanmar once more to snag my Indian visa—hopefully without losing my passport this time! With only one border crossing between Myanmar and India, located in a remote northern region, I had to secure a special permit to cross. I had heard whispers that one could acquire it in Yangon, but that felt like a mission for another day. Adventure awaited, and I was more than ready to dive in!

 

11 October - Maesot, Thailand to Kawkareik, Myanmar (55 km)

Today kicked off with a delightful breakfast at Krua Canadian, a cosy European restaurant run by an expat from Canada. After living in Thailand for over 17 years, the owner had a treasure trove of stories and tips. The food? Absolutely fantastic! It was just what I needed to fuel up before tackling the day ahead, especially after days of noodle soup.

With my appetite satisfied, I hopped on my bike and cycled the short distance to the border. Crossing into Myanmar was smooth and uneventful—a refreshing change! I withdrew 300,000 Burmese kyats and picked up a local SIM card, checking off those essential tasks. By the time I rolled out of the bustling town of Myawadi, the clock had already passed noon.

As I climbed into the mountains, the scenery was stunning, but the ride was trickier than I anticipated. The new road may have promised speed, but it held its challenges. I witnessed not one, but two truck accidents—a stark reminder that the drivers were still getting used to this faster route.

Upon reaching the summit, the weather decided to play its tricks on me; dark clouds rolled in, and I found myself soaked as I sped down the mountainside. Just when I thought things couldn’t get more adventurous, I stumbled upon a charming guesthouse nestled in the remote village of Kawkareik. It was hard to believe many foreigners ventured here, but I was grateful for the warm shelter.

After securing my room, I set out to explore the town, feeling like a curious traveller in this hidden gem. However, my excitement was met with a challenge: most restaurants were closed since electricity only flowed in after 6 p.m.! Still, my hunger drove me to seek out local snacks. What I found was a delightful surprise—unique flavours unlike the street food scene I had grown accustomed to back in Thailand. It was an adventure for both my taste buds and my spirit, truly making this day one to remember!

 

Epilogue

The epilogue reflects on how the journey reshaped expectations, stripping life down to essentials and replacing certainty with adaptability. It emphasises that the true value came not from distance covered, but from moments of generosity, endurance, and learning along the way. Though the travel log ends, the lessons—and the impulse to keep moving forward—continue beyond the page.